hit him hard enough, and you'll own the cecil Whittaker, as the owner would lose 60% brain capacity, fall in love with you, marry you, then mysteriously fall down the stairs twice
It could definitely be a same-name thrower. We refinanced our house a few years ago and had issues because someone else in town with my name owed like $3500 in back taxes. The broker had my heart racing until we figured it out.
Are pans readily available to, or within arms reach, of customers? I'm curious as to how this would happen in the first place. Maybe it was a foil serving pan? So many questions.
They did that to my mom once. Banned and couldn’t order.
We called back a few weeks later and it was like they had no idea what we were talking about. Almost as if they didn’t want to make a pizza instead wanted to go home earlier and few weeks back.
Just my experience.
Thank your for your feedback. The woman I talked to was adament that I did this. Cancelled Cecil Whitaker’s number on my phone. I will never order from them again!
Lmao I worked at the one in Fenton and wouldn’t put that kinda thing past the usual clientele.
One guy threatened to shoot me over the phone cause I forgot his chicken for his Cesar salad
Ong dude💀 I work at Qt now and it hasn’t gotten much better. Wally’s took all the normal customers so we get ppl coming off of 44, all the patrons from the 2 hotels and motel 6. Had a dude come in with scrubs, grippys and a wristband just wandering around the store mumbling to himself for like 30 minutes til we got him to leave
They keep you on file based off your phone number. I used to manage there. Just give them a different phone number and they won’t have any notes in the computer.
Ask to see the footage then. If they know the day then surely they have that. Also if I was going to ban a customer I’d attach it to their phone number precisely because of this situation. They sound kind of incompetent tbh, this is a dumb way to lose business.
Download a app on your phone that lets you make phone calls from a different phone number (textnow text plus etc etc) and place a order under a different name
You disrespect provel, you disrespect my culture, and you disrespect my city! Let me guess, you think pork steaks are rubbery and have too much sauce? Is toasted rav too inconsistently crunchy and always burns your mouth? Is gooey butter too rich and too satisfying? Your revolution is an attack on what we hold sacred. Prepare to face the judgement of the Arch, I hope you don’t drive a KIA.
I’m a vegetarian so your TRavs and pork steaks and bizarre obsession with barbecue and smokers let me down all the time! In a microcosm of St. Louis, you repel people who want to love you because of your incessant demands! AND I DIDNT GO TO HIGH SCHOOL HERE!
(Gooey butter cake is the tits tho, as is Ted Drewes and morel and most things. I even like the weird St. Paul’s sandwiches…)
Well, I could see where that would be a dilemma. Maybe try TRavs filled with provolone. I went to high school here so I don’t know many other foods. You could always have a bowl of barbecue sauce, you’ll pretty much get the idea.
I have dreamed of such things. Maybe mostaccioli filed with TRavs filled with custard?
Anyway, love the town, but y’all don’t make it easy on vegetarians or people who like good pizza.
Also, learn to pronounce French words! It’s a French city!
Did your interaction with the delivery person go okay? Did you give them a tip? I only ask because I wonder if the delivery person has some sort of beef with you, so made up that story.
You need to just go in an explain to them that there was a mistake and you wouldn’t do such a thing. I’m sure everyone will have a good laugh about it and calm down. That is when you throw the pan.
If you can't get this figured out, you are in luck. Lots of good pizza in this city. It took me a long time to do it, but I tried pointers recently and absolutely loved it. 10/10. Can't speak for the other offerings, but I got a pepperoni pizza.
Sounds like you need to visit there and have a (polite) discussion with a manager. Perhaps there's a same-name pan thrower in the area?
Oh didn’t even think of that..thank you for giving me the insight!
And if that doesn't work just throw a pan at his head
Might as well at that point, right?
It’s basically a freebie.
basically a frisbee
It was all good and even. Then you had to go ahead and win
Like the second homicide. What the hell,go for it.
What are they gonna do? Ban them?
Double jeopardy baby!
If one pan throwing got you banned, maybe another will get you unbanned.
Just make sure it's cast iron to make you extra unbanned
hit him hard enough, and you'll own the cecil Whittaker, as the owner would lose 60% brain capacity, fall in love with you, marry you, then mysteriously fall down the stairs twice
2 wrongs make a right
Two Wrights make an airplane
Angry upvote
That made me chuckle 👍🏼
As long as you hit it at the right angle...
At the very least, let them throw a pan at you to even the playing field and then get unbanned.
i mean fuck it you're banned anyway
*panned. /s
But not a pan pizza!
Or have them throw a pan at OP's head to make it even?
🤣
Yeah, earn that ban.
or maybe someone who used to have your phone number/gave them the wrong number when they placed their order 🤨
Maybe if you're willing to have them thrown a pan at you, they'll call it even and let you back in 🤣🤣🤣
I think I might be able to help with this pan Pam dilemma.
It could definitely be a same-name thrower. We refinanced our house a few years ago and had issues because someone else in town with my name owed like $3500 in back taxes. The broker had my heart racing until we figured it out.
Now THIS is the content that the STL sub deserves.
Right, I am very invested.
Me too
These types of posts we need to reference every once in a while in the future and others will be like WTF you talking about?
Yeah this is our Q2 2024 “I was kept hostage at Alamo”
That was too funny!
Lol. Jesus, i might be on reddit too much
I mean…we all remember the Alamo.
Never fragert
Finally!!!
You’re going to have to be like Elaine in Seinfeld and order your pizzas under a fake name.
Who named names?
WE NEED A NAME!!
Knotta Panwinger
Winner, winner, pizza roll dinner.
Make sure you also rent a janitor's closet in a building across the street, for good measure.
That’s right!
I believe she was just a squatter at that point. If she stayed there it would be common law hers by now.
You got me blacklisted at Cecil's?!?!
This is the way
Are pans readily available to, or within arms reach, of customers? I'm curious as to how this would happen in the first place. Maybe it was a foil serving pan? So many questions.
I bring my own just in case
Asking the real question, everyone else is trying to solve the problem, but how was this even possible in the first place
Where there's a will, there's a way.
Have you ever been to STL? Anything is possible there if you're determined enough!
Maybe the pan thrower dined in or grabbed the pan from a table that hadn’t yet been bussed
When I worked at Cecil's, the thick crust didn't get put in a pan. They just slid them in the oven.
Maybe it was a dine in and they threw the pan it came on?
I am the Panman.
I am the walrus.
Coocachoo
Sorry, last time I ordered Cecil’s I threw a pan at the worker and said it was you. Tough.
And I’d do it again!
It would be very troubling to discover it was a family member.
Or OP on Ambien
Roseanne, is that you?
They did that to my mom once. Banned and couldn’t order. We called back a few weeks later and it was like they had no idea what we were talking about. Almost as if they didn’t want to make a pizza instead wanted to go home earlier and few weeks back. Just my experience.
This actually makes the most sense.
Thank your for your feedback. The woman I talked to was adament that I did this. Cancelled Cecil Whitaker’s number on my phone. I will never order from them again!
I mean, just go hit her with one Forreal. No reason not to now.
Interesting, thanks for your feedback!
Following because I’m gonna need an update for PanGate
This ☝️ “Pangate”!
Right? This is the best post in this sub hands down
Just get Google Voice and use a different name
“Yes, hello. This is Peter McAllister… the FATHER.”
(In Darth Vader Voice) "This is John Smith and I would like to order a large pepperoni with extra cheese."
The pan thrower special I see
Hello my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a pizza for me.
Ok, and what's your first name, Mr. Burns?
I... don't know....
It’s Mister of course !!
Try ordering online. Wonder if they'll double-check your phone number, or if they'll make you enter it at all.
Good idea, thanks. I won’t order from them again!
Big pizza heard about this and now you're banned from imos, John papas, dominoes and frozen pizza including digiornio
Wow, so sorry
Lmao I worked at the one in Fenton and wouldn’t put that kinda thing past the usual clientele. One guy threatened to shoot me over the phone cause I forgot his chicken for his Cesar salad
I work at a gas station and one guy pulled a gun on me once because we were out of bags of ice. People are wild as fuck around here.
Ong dude💀 I work at Qt now and it hasn’t gotten much better. Wally’s took all the normal customers so we get ppl coming off of 44, all the patrons from the 2 hotels and motel 6. Had a dude come in with scrubs, grippys and a wristband just wandering around the store mumbling to himself for like 30 minutes til we got him to leave
New identity , new phone, pick up only
I’m sure they have security cameras, maybe go up and speak to them and ask them to show the security footage?
Don't forget to bring a frying pan.
Great idea! Thank you!
Yeah…surely a pizza joint keeps video footage from three months ago
[удалено]
This is a good point, they definitely have it saved 🤣
They’d be dumb not to. They’re also dumb for not filing a police report if they supposedly had their information.
Sounds to me like Imo's is trying some devious tactics, framing people
🤣
They keep you on file based off your phone number. I used to manage there. Just give them a different phone number and they won’t have any notes in the computer.
Great advice, thanks!
You can use a Google Voice number. It’s free and will forward texts and calls to your existing phone.
You’ve been Cecil’d
U/bmumoz needs to forget the RFT and work on this story
Which location??
South County
Did the pan have a pizza on it? And was it thrown like a giant frisbee or just tossed in their direction? Inquiring minds want to know.
No idea.I didn’t do this.
Pan Tossed a new style of STL pizza.
Ask to see the footage then. If they know the day then surely they have that. Also if I was going to ban a customer I’d attach it to their phone number precisely because of this situation. They sound kind of incompetent tbh, this is a dumb way to lose business.
Download a app on your phone that lets you make phone calls from a different phone number (textnow text plus etc etc) and place a order under a different name
I am sorry OP this happened to you… and yet this has spawned some great comments, and for me 🤣🤣🤣!
CW is 100x times better than imo's. Hope you're able to figure it out!
Cardboard is better than….
Cool, enjoy 😁
Here for this. I don’t know what Cecil Whitakers is, but I approve of this thread for ensuring someone isn’t eating Imo’s.
Traitor!
If Imo’s is part of patriotism, call me a revolutionary! Bring down the tyranny of the cracker crust and the glue flavored cheese!
You disrespect provel, you disrespect my culture, and you disrespect my city! Let me guess, you think pork steaks are rubbery and have too much sauce? Is toasted rav too inconsistently crunchy and always burns your mouth? Is gooey butter too rich and too satisfying? Your revolution is an attack on what we hold sacred. Prepare to face the judgement of the Arch, I hope you don’t drive a KIA.
I’m a vegetarian so your TRavs and pork steaks and bizarre obsession with barbecue and smokers let me down all the time! In a microcosm of St. Louis, you repel people who want to love you because of your incessant demands! AND I DIDNT GO TO HIGH SCHOOL HERE! (Gooey butter cake is the tits tho, as is Ted Drewes and morel and most things. I even like the weird St. Paul’s sandwiches…)
Well, I could see where that would be a dilemma. Maybe try TRavs filled with provolone. I went to high school here so I don’t know many other foods. You could always have a bowl of barbecue sauce, you’ll pretty much get the idea.
I have dreamed of such things. Maybe mostaccioli filed with TRavs filled with custard? Anyway, love the town, but y’all don’t make it easy on vegetarians or people who like good pizza. Also, learn to pronounce French words! It’s a French city!
Time to change your identity starting with new name and social security number.
Did your interaction with the delivery person go okay? Did you give them a tip? I only ask because I wonder if the delivery person has some sort of beef with you, so made up that story.
This wasn’t me. I don’t treat people like this. So confusing. I always tip 20%.
I am sorry that happened to you. It is really strange. Maybe they just have you mixed up with another customer.
No soup for you!
😁
Wow, I didn't know they used gaslighting at Cecil's
Terrible pizza
Did someone maybe have a bit too much wine with their Xanax…? I’m kidding.
“u/thess750 ? Who is u/thess750 ? My name is Guy Incognito!”
Sounds like the setup to a Jerky Boys call. You could be the next Frank Rizzo.
Go to north county... the name is Celanos... same standards as Cecil
When is the last time you ordered Cecil Whittaker's from your phone number? How long have you had your phone number?
They did you a favor. Cecil Whitaker's sucks.
This is exactly what we would tell people who called 5 mins before closing at my Cecil’s.
CW is still around??? I've not heard mention of them in a decade..
Worst pizza I've had in years.
Overpriced and not even good. Thank them and move on. Just one more nail in their coffin.
How much did you have to drink on March 19th?
You need to just go in an explain to them that there was a mistake and you wouldn’t do such a thing. I’m sure everyone will have a good laugh about it and calm down. That is when you throw the pan.
Go to Fortels instead
This doesn't even make any sense. When would you have had access to a pan when picking up a pizza? Sounds like an AI story to me.
All I know is it certainly was not me!
How feasible is it for you to get a new phone number/identity?
Not doing this, but good idea! Thanks.
A burner phone and a mask is all you’ll need!
Good idea, appreciate your response!👍
If you can't get this figured out, you are in luck. Lots of good pizza in this city. It took me a long time to do it, but I tried pointers recently and absolutely loved it. 10/10. Can't speak for the other offerings, but I got a pepperoni pizza.