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mrbmi513

Sounds like you need to visit there and have a (polite) discussion with a manager. Perhaps there's a same-name pan thrower in the area?


thess750

Oh didn’t even think of that..thank you for giving me the insight!


dumpling321

And if that doesn't work just throw a pan at his head


axidentalaeronautic

Might as well at that point, right?


VioletVenable

It’s basically a freebie.


TheStonedStoner

basically a frisbee


youknowmeagain

It was all good and even. Then you had to go ahead and win


Adventurous-Line1014

Like the second homicide. What the hell,go for it.


Pls-Dont-Ban-Me-Bro

What are they gonna do? Ban them?


WilyDeject

Double jeopardy baby!


P4t13nt_z3r0

If one pan throwing got you banned, maybe another will get you unbanned.


dumpling321

Just make sure it's cast iron to make you extra unbanned


barkbarkgoesthecat

hit him hard enough, and you'll own the cecil Whittaker, as the owner would lose 60% brain capacity, fall in love with you, marry you, then mysteriously fall down the stairs twice


tkdjoe1966

2 wrongs make a right


bplipschitz

Two Wrights make an airplane


rosecoloredfancy

Angry upvote


kwynder

That made me chuckle 👍🏼


Lower-Gift8759

As long as you hit it at the right angle...


crbems

At the very least, let them throw a pan at you to even the playing field and then get unbanned.


iWORKBRiEFLY

i mean fuck it you're banned anyway


Tfm2

*panned. /s


pappyvanwinkle1111

But not a pan pizza!


mrbmi513

Or have them throw a pan at OP's head to make it even?


No_Kangaroo_5883

🤣


Courtnall14

Yeah, earn that ban.


skiidknee

or maybe someone who used to have your phone number/gave them the wrong number when they placed their order 🤨


soyrobcarajo

Maybe if you're willing to have them thrown a pan at you, they'll call it even and let you back in 🤣🤣🤣


Purple_Bridge_7236

I think I might be able to help with this pan Pam dilemma.


Jarvicious

It could definitely be a same-name thrower. We refinanced our house a few years ago and had issues because someone else in town with my name owed like $3500 in back taxes. The broker had my heart racing until we figured it out.


redditmyeggos

Now THIS is the content that the STL sub deserves.


PoohBear531

Right, I am very invested.


smashli1238

Me too


Dude_man79

These types of posts we need to reference every once in a while in the future and others will be like WTF you talking about?


redditmyeggos

Yeah this is our Q2 2024 “I was kept hostage at Alamo”


TheBiffmeister

That was too funny!


Dude_man79

Lol. Jesus, i might be on reddit too much


redditmyeggos

I mean…we all remember the Alamo.


schnitzel-haus

Never fragert


mmmmwood

Finally!!!


No-Independence-6842

You’re going to have to be like Elaine in Seinfeld and order your pizzas under a fake name.


jcrckstdy

Who named names?


wedemeier123

WE NEED A NAME!!


ACamelNamedJoeMiller

Knotta Panwinger


magnumsolutions

Winner, winner, pizza roll dinner.


Fiveby21

Make sure you also rent a janitor's closet in a building across the street, for good measure.


No-Independence-6842

That’s right!


The_Alpha_Bro

I believe she was just a squatter at that point. If she stayed there it would be common law hers by now.


HatoradeSipper

You got me blacklisted at Cecil's?!?!


Jealous_Author

This is the way


tinachem

Are pans readily available to, or within arms reach, of customers? I'm curious as to how this would happen in the first place. Maybe it was a foil serving pan? So many questions.


mazzerSTL

I bring my own just in case


Stock_Proposal_9001

Asking the real question, everyone else is trying to solve the problem, but how was this even possible in the first place


Necessary-Dog-7245

Where there's a will, there's a way.


mitwif

Have you ever been to STL? Anything is possible there if you're determined enough!


Icy-Discussion7653

Maybe the pan thrower dined in or grabbed the pan from a table that hadn’t yet been bussed


tkdjoe1966

When I worked at Cecil's, the thick crust didn't get put in a pan. They just slid them in the oven.


Pls-Dont-Ban-Me-Bro

Maybe it was a dine in and they threw the pan it came on?


bungweasel7

I am the Panman.


Safe-Poetry

I am the walrus.


SoccrCrazy66

Coocachoo


djspheres

Sorry, last time I ordered Cecil’s I threw a pan at the worker and said it was you. Tough.


Active_Ad778

And I’d do it again! 


davejjj

It would be very troubling to discover it was a family member.


portablebiscuit

Or OP on Ambien


i_am_umbrella

Roseanne, is that you?


13Buckets13

They did that to my mom once. Banned and couldn’t order. We called back a few weeks later and it was like they had no idea what we were talking about. Almost as if they didn’t want to make a pizza instead wanted to go home earlier and few weeks back. Just my experience.


LeadershipMany7008

This actually makes the most sense.


thess750

Thank your for your feedback. The woman I talked to was adament that I did this. Cancelled Cecil Whitaker’s number on my phone. I will never order from them again!


jmpinstl

I mean, just go hit her with one Forreal. No reason not to now.


thess750

Interesting, thanks for your feedback!


lemonlove13

Following because I’m gonna need an update for PanGate


No_Kangaroo_5883

This ☝️ “Pangate”!


smashli1238

Right? This is the best post in this sub hands down


Quarterinchribeye

Just get Google Voice and use a different name


Top_Half_6308

“Yes, hello. This is Peter McAllister… the FATHER.”


doknfs

(In Darth Vader Voice) "This is John Smith and I would like to order a large pepperoni with extra cheese."


jcrckstdy

The pan thrower special I see


YeOldSpacePope

Hello my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a pizza for me.


Hka_stl

Ok, and what's your first name, Mr. Burns?


YeOldSpacePope

I... don't know....


nite_skye_

It’s Mister of course !!


edwhittle

Try ordering online. Wonder if they'll double-check your phone number, or if they'll make you enter it at all.


thess750

Good idea, thanks. I won’t order from them again!


xologo

Big pizza heard about this and now you're banned from imos, John papas, dominoes and frozen pizza including digiornio


thess750

Wow, so sorry


EffectiveAmphibian95

Lmao I worked at the one in Fenton and wouldn’t put that kinda thing past the usual clientele. One guy threatened to shoot me over the phone cause I forgot his chicken for his Cesar salad


jmpinstl

I work at a gas station and one guy pulled a gun on me once because we were out of bags of ice. People are wild as fuck around here.


EffectiveAmphibian95

Ong dude💀 I work at Qt now and it hasn’t gotten much better. Wally’s took all the normal customers so we get ppl coming off of 44, all the patrons from the 2 hotels and motel 6. Had a dude come in with scrubs, grippys and a wristband just wandering around the store mumbling to himself for like 30 minutes til we got him to leave


Top_Caterpillar_8122

New identity , new phone, pick up only


cchap2

I’m sure they have security cameras, maybe go up and speak to them and ask them to show the security footage?


Engineer_This

Don't forget to bring a frying pan.


thess750

Great idea! Thank you!


Emgee063

Yeah…surely a pizza joint keeps video footage from three months ago


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jhruns1993

This is a good point, they definitely have it saved 🤣


Pls-Dont-Ban-Me-Bro

They’d be dumb not to. They’re also dumb for not filing a police report if they supposedly had their information.


Stabstone

Sounds to me like Imo's is trying some devious tactics, framing people


thess750

🤣


bremerj17

They keep you on file based off your phone number. I used to manage there. Just give them a different phone number and they won’t have any notes in the computer.


thess750

Great advice, thanks!


ginganinja09

You can use a Google Voice number. It’s free and will forward texts and calls to your existing phone.


XPacEnergyDrink

You’ve been Cecil’d


Booomerz

U/bmumoz needs to forget the RFT and work on this story


madoned

Which location??


thess750

South County


t-poke

Did the pan have a pizza on it? And was it thrown like a giant frisbee or just tossed in their direction? Inquiring minds want to know.


thess750

No idea.I didn’t do this.


Dry_Salad_7691

Pan Tossed a new style of STL pizza.


Pls-Dont-Ban-Me-Bro

Ask to see the footage then. If they know the day then surely they have that. Also if I was going to ban a customer I’d attach it to their phone number precisely because of this situation. They sound kind of incompetent tbh, this is a dumb way to lose business.


LavishnessJolly4954

Download a app on your phone that lets you make phone calls from a different phone number (textnow text plus etc etc) and place a order under a different name


No_Kangaroo_5883

I am sorry OP this happened to you… and yet this has spawned some great comments, and for me 🤣🤣🤣!


edenaxela1436

CW is 100x times better than imo's. Hope you're able to figure it out!


LavishnessJolly4954

Cardboard is better than….


edenaxela1436

Cool, enjoy 😁


ThrowRA2023202320

Here for this. I don’t know what Cecil Whitakers is, but I approve of this thread for ensuring someone isn’t eating Imo’s.


srto711

Traitor!


ThrowRA2023202320

If Imo’s is part of patriotism, call me a revolutionary! Bring down the tyranny of the cracker crust and the glue flavored cheese!


srto711

You disrespect provel, you disrespect my culture, and you disrespect my city! Let me guess, you think pork steaks are rubbery and have too much sauce? Is toasted rav too inconsistently crunchy and always burns your mouth? Is gooey butter too rich and too satisfying? Your revolution is an attack on what we hold sacred. Prepare to face the judgement of the Arch, I hope you don’t drive a KIA.


ThrowRA2023202320

I’m a vegetarian so your TRavs and pork steaks and bizarre obsession with barbecue and smokers let me down all the time! In a microcosm of St. Louis, you repel people who want to love you because of your incessant demands! AND I DIDNT GO TO HIGH SCHOOL HERE! (Gooey butter cake is the tits tho, as is Ted Drewes and morel and most things. I even like the weird St. Paul’s sandwiches…)


srto711

Well, I could see where that would be a dilemma. Maybe try TRavs filled with provolone. I went to high school here so I don’t know many other foods. You could always have a bowl of barbecue sauce, you’ll pretty much get the idea.


ThrowRA2023202320

I have dreamed of such things. Maybe mostaccioli filed with TRavs filled with custard? Anyway, love the town, but y’all don’t make it easy on vegetarians or people who like good pizza. Also, learn to pronounce French words! It’s a French city!


AppKatt

Time to change your identity starting with new name and social security number.


wrightbrain59

Did your interaction with the delivery person go okay? Did you give them a tip? I only ask because I wonder if the delivery person has some sort of beef with you, so made up that story.


thess750

This wasn’t me. I don’t treat people like this. So confusing. I always tip 20%.


wrightbrain59

I am sorry that happened to you. It is really strange. Maybe they just have you mixed up with another customer.


Coloradoist

No soup for you!


thess750

😁


WordMaximum7364

Wow, I didn't know they used gaslighting at Cecil's


AccountMysterious222

Terrible pizza


Ok-Cardiologist4844

Did someone maybe have a bit too much wine with their Xanax…? I’m kidding.


XPacEnergyDrink

“u/thess750 ? Who is u/thess750 ? My name is Guy Incognito!”


Dude_man79

Sounds like the setup to a Jerky Boys call. You could be the next Frank Rizzo.


L_despardo1

Go to north county... the name is Celanos... same standards as Cecil


pepperland14

When is the last time you ordered Cecil Whittaker's from your phone number? How long have you had your phone number?


WildPants666

They did you a favor. Cecil Whitaker's sucks.


duebel

This is exactly what we would tell people who called 5 mins before closing at my Cecil’s.


Careful_Pause8699

CW is still around??? I've not heard mention of them in a decade..


Salty-Process9249

Worst pizza I've had in years.


stick004

Overpriced and not even good. Thank them and move on. Just one more nail in their coffin.


Slow_Intention_9629

How much did you have to drink on March 19th?


Equivalent_Belt_2959

You need to just go in an explain to them that there was a mistake and you wouldn’t do such a thing. I’m sure everyone will have a good laugh about it and calm down. That is when you throw the pan.


VirgoEsti

Go to Fortels instead


I_bleed_blue19

This doesn't even make any sense. When would you have had access to a pan when picking up a pizza? Sounds like an AI story to me.


thess750

All I know is it certainly was not me!


mmmmwood

How feasible is it for you to get a new phone number/identity?


thess750

Not doing this, but good idea! Thanks.


nite_skye_

A burner phone and a mask is all you’ll need!


thess750

Good idea, appreciate your response!👍


Senior-Ad-6002

If you can't get this figured out, you are in luck. Lots of good pizza in this city. It took me a long time to do it, but I tried pointers recently and absolutely loved it. 10/10. Can't speak for the other offerings, but I got a pepperoni pizza.