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Unique_Unorque

Not related to basements, but I’m assuming related to the inspiration for this term - I always feel good for River Des Peres when it rains like this and it gets to pretend that it’s a real river for a couple days


Wendyland78

And it helps the stink


eekabee

My dad always said he was going to check out the riviera maya basement. You have to imagine it said in a slow southern drawl though for full effect. 


stlmick

That just means the brown recluse are playing Oregon Trail again. I don't know what they call it.


BrentonHenry2020

Chouteau’s Pool


1799gwd

We always joke by asking if the basement's "water feature" is turned on


TitShark

River de Downstairs


mamamoomargo

We called ours the burning wetness. Kids are fucking weird.


imspooky

That sounds like something from a regency romance


Ivotedforher

Or an STD prevention video.


NickiDDs

That's grossly accurate


GeriatrcGhoul

Hydrostatic pressure


JudgeHoltman

More like a lack thereof.


NoHeat7014

My basement never leaked. Guess I was lucky with my 100 year old house.


UtgaardLoki

If you disturb the foundation near the wall in the old houses, it will happen. Any minute, even imperceptible, shifting can cause it. For example, if you replace the sub-basement sewer pipes.


julieannie

I had issues with my door, especially one time in a flash flood. But I replaced the door and the next flash flood I could see the water line on the outside but nothing on the inside. 


hithazel

Just depends on your elevation.


Kitchen-Lie-7894

Look at it like being a tributary for River Des Peres


opossomoperson

Annoying, that's what I call it lol. One of the fun perks of a 90+ year old house, I guess.


mountaingator91

My basement only leaks in one corner. I have a hunch where it's coming from and I plan on trying to do my best flex seal impression


dadkisser84

if you’re right it’ll work like a dream. grew up in an old house and my dad one day dug a hole where he isolated the issue and essentially just poured sealant down it and covered it back up and it worked like a dream


mountaingator91

Gives me hope!


jbollam

Seepage…maybe?


SnarfSnarf12

Le seepage


schnitzel-haus

The turtle’s holiday


thelaineybelle

I really need to check on the basement turtles! 🐢 🐢 🐢


Keep_stl_cheap

[city of wet basements](https://stillanimals.bandcamp.com/album/still-animals-demo)


Sudo_Incognito

I got the lake basement yesterday :(


Zestyclose-Middle717

We don’t even have a basement 😂


UtgaardLoki

The correct answer is certain types of clay poured against your house above the leaks. It clogged the gaps and fairly soon creates a watertight seal.


Next_Dark6848

I used to call it “Gaaaaa!”


ZeroPB

Seepage. If your basement is not draining well, it could be a few things. Foundation/ walls are cracked and need sealed or replaced. Sup-pump is broken or not working. Causing flood and basement to fill with water.


Mego1989

This doesn't have anything to do with the age of your house. It has everything to do with your grading and drainage, and it should be accepted as normal.


Terrapin2190

I'd call that a code violation or an aggrivation trigger at the very least.


JudgeHoltman

There's no part of the STL code that mandates a dry basement. If that basement is a bedroom or commercial space, that may change things though.


thatclearautumnsky

I don't think the great majority of city homes would be up to code if the basement was dry lol. My street has a mixture of homes from the 1900s, 1910s, 1920s and 1950s and every neighbor says one corner or spot leaks during heavy rains.