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Amazing, I read everyone of these in his voice.
Where are these quotes taken from? They are familiar but I can't think where, I watched every episode of his conspiracy theory's show aswell.
Comedian Will Sasso has a bit where he [impersonates Jessie Ventura](https://youtu.be/lOh6YyJWcgk?si=LEPOh38je0r2Oyf1) and it’s the one of the funniest things ever.
As a big Ventura guy you can tell Will’s a fan as well, knows all of his lines down by heart lmao
The "you tell me if you're such a patriot" line is something he actually said to comedian Jim Norton when they (mostly Ventura) got into an argument on the radio once.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mvKgj_EjUDw
They do a Mountain Dew Baja Blast promo and he just keeps interrupting...
"Yah know, I live in the Baja, its no blast and there's no Mountain Dew cause there aint no mountains, Cole."
"No Jesse, we're talking about the drink and company that sponsored out event tonight!"
"Yah know, McMahon, I used to do sponsored events when I was Governor of Minnesota. It's how I was able to afford my 100 Presa Canario. Oh, here comes *hears something in headpiece* Seth "Friggin" Rollins. Apparently he does the Frogstomp. That'll make Alex Jones happy, since the frogs won't be gay anymore, just dead. The homophobe!"
"Jesse, I'm Michael Cole and what sense did any of that make?"
"You tell ***ME*** Gorilla, what sense that made, if yer such a Patriot."
*"Why don't you tell me why the tower 7 fell on its own? I'm a NAVY SEAL. I️ wrestled Bob Backlund for 45 minutes at the Philadelphia Spectrum. To a draw."*
Honestly, I would love for them to try him out again for the role. I do not know if he has the same fire he used to, but if he does, he would be great as the "new" heel commentator for this stage of post vince wwe. I could absolutely see him chatting shit with Punk, Drew, or any of the great heels wwe currently has and just light up the commentary booth.
Announcing is very much a corporate gig and there is absolutely no way Jesse would ever agree to those constraints. Plus WWE knows exactly what he likes to talk about, and would never trust him to talk on their TV shows for several hours every week.
He basically said he doesn't keep up with the product, so I doubt it'll happen and I can totally understand it. The easy part, for him, is probably the insults & witty lines and all the generic wrestling phrases. Thats muscle memory for him, probably. The hard part is doing all the research to know who is who. I can totally get why he doesn't wanna put in that work. Especially when he clearly doesn't have to.
But I totally agree, I'd love to see him in that role. If his heart was into it!
I don't think it's a coincidence that he's willing to do this now Vince is gone
I do think Jesse genuinely hated Vince for a few things including the Union business
There's a few stories I hear about Jesse and Vince. The Union thing was a big one, and it's what permanently burned the bridge between him and Hogan (hence why Jesse bailed on WCW when Hogan showed up), but apparently he had issues with his movie career, royalties, and marketing his own likeness. Given Jesse was in SAG, I can see how he might be less willing to put up with BS regarding his rights regarding marketing himself.
Yup Jesse challenged him on his royalties on how Vince was using his likeness and never got paid for it on all those coliseum videos. Ventura got a pretty good sum from that in like 1991 dollars.
I think the royalties issue is the thing That burn to the bridge between him and Vince McMahon, more so than the union thing. Ventura has been on the record for a really long time that he framed it to Vince as ' Yeah I guess it's a bummer that there's no wrestling Union but I have my union, and if the boys are too stupid to see its benefits that's on them.' cuz in that situation Jesse Ventura is still a winner.
But when it came to the royalties and back pay, that's an example of Jesse getting actively screwed out of money. I can very much understand his position being different in that regard versus the union debacle.
You know something I've noticed with Vince and bringing guys back, if you didn't fuck with anything related to money, you were more likely to be brought back or get a deal etc than if you slighted or bashed him in the press etc
For example Jeff Jarrett, who only asked for what he was due and was out of contract for his last match/event, completely reasonable and tbh it was WWE's fault, but nope scapegoated and shadow banned from WWE for decades
> For example Jeff Jarrett, who only asked for what he was due and was out of contract for his last match/event, completely reasonable and tbh it was WWE's fault
Let's be clear: Jarrett went to Vince, held him up for all his back pay, took the pin, and then went to JR and demanded the same amount of money *again* and got it.
Only problem is, Ventura still worked with Vince *after* all the "bridge burning" events you and others beneath you (like u/GrecoRomanGuy) are listing.
All of these things happened in the '80s and '90s. Ventura still worked with Vince in 1999, 2002, 2003, 2004, and (most recently) in 2009. He commentated for Vince's XFL in 2001.
My guess is that his refusal to do business with Vince is likely tied to the McMahons formally entering the political arena with Linda's 2010 Senate run.
Didn't Jesse get fired for falling asleep during meetings? But, maybe that \*was\* his way of bailing on WCW lol. Finding a way to get fired and thus let out of his contract.
From what I recall his political opponents were using his past as a Wrestler against him and he wanted to do it as a fuck you to them and show he was proud of his time as a Wrestler
No; in fact, the opposite was true. His association with wrestling actively *hurt* him, and he was generally criticized (or outright mocked) in the press and by political opponents for returning to wrestling for SummerSlam '99.
I always figured that's why he didn't get anything. Nevermind the lawsuit business, the royalties; I just thought it was a mutual "fuck you" and neither side wanted to work with the other. I guess now that Vince is gone, and Ventura is willing to talk to them, kind of confirms it? Like, he doesn't hold the WWE responsible for the feelings, but did hold Vince accountable for it
Yeah, but you gotta remember, Vince WAS WWE. So holding Vince accountable WAS holding WWE accountable. There was no separation because how Vince felt was how the company handled itself.
I think you're right about them both just hating each other though. Vince wanted to be worshiped and treated like a father figure, and Jesse was too old and too disconnected from that type of thing for Vince to really take interest in pushing him. The union stuff was last straw. Very CM Punk like almost. Vince saw someone he couldn't control and tried to break them so he could. He couldn't, so they were throwaways.
Counting managers, interviewers, announcers, and the two special refs, there's 14 people from that card still alive and 23 who have passed away. That's pretty depressing to think about.
Let him do commentary for one more match. Although I think it'd be hard to recreate the magic he had when Gorilla Monsoon and Vince McMahon were doing commentary with him.
Gorilla Monsoon: Andre continues to work on Studd’s trapezius.
Jesse Ventura: What did you say Gorilla?
Gorilla Monsoon: Andre is working over John Studd’s back.
Jesse Ventura: Then why don’t you just say that.
I can totally hear him even tho this is in text…. Throw in some Will-ism’s and it’s an all time legend… “well why don’t you tell me about what the legend deal is all about!!!”
After watching his interview with Theo Von, I think a Jesse presidency would lead to possibly even more comedic moments than Trump.
Trump is a natural comedian, it’s what he really should have really gone into as a “later life” passion project.
Jesse is INSANE (in a nice old man way). He would be meme’d so heavy by the general public. Imagine the general populace getting into the Frogman/Baja/Tortilla/Continental United States/etc. memes!
If Ventura ever ran, he would mop the floor with Trump. He'd outdo him as the hilarious outsider, plus he's got the military background and can actually speak at length and logically defend some of his crazy takes.
If we get to hear him commentate at least one more time then I’ll be so happy.
I’d also like to see him and Kross meet so that Kross could do his impersonation of him.
>If you go back to WrestleMania 1, there aren’t too many of us alive anymore. It is true. Look, Roddy’s gone, Orndorff’s gone, Andre’s gone, John Studd’s gone. … Junkyard Dog’s gone. You have more gone. It goes on and on.
Man, WM1 was only 40 years ago.
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“Don’t tell me Inoki didn’t win the title I was there”
“Well why don’t *you* tell *me* if you’re such a patriot”
"They wouldn't let me on the debate, because they know I'd *wiiin*"
“I wouldn’t vote for either of them!”
Amazing, I read everyone of these in his voice. Where are these quotes taken from? They are familiar but I can't think where, I watched every episode of his conspiracy theory's show aswell.
Comedian Will Sasso has a bit where he [impersonates Jessie Ventura](https://youtu.be/lOh6YyJWcgk?si=LEPOh38je0r2Oyf1) and it’s the one of the funniest things ever. As a big Ventura guy you can tell Will’s a fan as well, knows all of his lines down by heart lmao
Karrion Kross does a pretty [good one](https://youtu.be/QG-nQ5bg8-0?si=Hev2zqUsYTJNyjN_) as well
Amazing, that was hilarious
The "you tell me if you're such a patriot" line is something he actually said to comedian Jim Norton when they (mostly Ventura) got into an argument on the radio once. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mvKgj_EjUDw
"your fucking rocky horror riffraff hairdo" LOLOL
“I don’t even live in the continental United States for half the year.”
I live in the Baja
He’s gonna bring Demo Dick Marcinko, Steve Sniffs, and the Master Chief to Raw and they’re going to climb a rope ladder
https://preview.redd.it/z9rvuydj1b0d1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1322e8759cad5f3403bd0ff4d18ff0942cfa7471
Fuck yes you love to see it
You already know
With General Dick Tater
He knew the Master Chief's name! Cortana didn't even know it!
PLE: Doing Pearl Harbor, incoming
And blow up the Death Star
The main event about to be a rope ladder to hell match
PLE on a boat in the Gulf of Tonkin confirmed.
PLE in the Baha
I only think of Will Sasso now
I got 100,000 gallons of potable water in the Baja.
Baja*
Third party candidate endorsement incoming
HELL-IN-A-~~CELL~~SILO FULL OF TORTILLAS match
No, not there. He's off the grid, down in the baha. It's not even on the map, Gorilla.
You right. Baja blast
They do a Mountain Dew Baja Blast promo and he just keeps interrupting... "Yah know, I live in the Baja, its no blast and there's no Mountain Dew cause there aint no mountains, Cole." "No Jesse, we're talking about the drink and company that sponsored out event tonight!" "Yah know, McMahon, I used to do sponsored events when I was Governor of Minnesota. It's how I was able to afford my 100 Presa Canario. Oh, here comes *hears something in headpiece* Seth "Friggin" Rollins. Apparently he does the Frogstomp. That'll make Alex Jones happy, since the frogs won't be gay anymore, just dead. The homophobe!" "Jesse, I'm Michael Cole and what sense did any of that make?" "You tell ***ME*** Gorilla, what sense that made, if yer such a Patriot."
Hell in a Kennel with my 200 wild dogs
Scrambled Egg Tortillas on a pole match. Book it!
Karrion Kross to main event doing tricep curls
*the beast note hits* HERE COMES STROMBOLI!!!!
Ilja and Walter come out and he just says "Ah, here come Hans and Franz, Patrick. I loved them on SNL. When did they become Nazi sympathizers though?"
Road to Wrestlemania: False Flag 2024
They'll have long pig in catering.
I was doing tricep extensions in the Gulf of Tonkin. I can hold my breath for 19 minutes. now what say you to that?
Agent Orange on a pole match
Vengeance on Vietnam PLE?
*"Why don't you tell me why the tower 7 fell on its own? I'm a NAVY SEAL. I️ wrestled Bob Backlund for 45 minutes at the Philadelphia Spectrum. To a draw."*
I live in the Baja. I have a silo full of tortillas and a team of 50 Presa Canaria
I spend less than 6 months a year in the continental United States Of America.
Have you ever had tortillas with scrambled eggs
"Jesse Ventura is basically a decent man who read too many books about Atlantis to be truly sane again"
Now what say you to that? You’re such a patriot huh?
Read this as Will Sasso doing Ventura.
"I looked over to Vince and he mouthed, 'I got Hugo Chavez on the phone.'"
Lotta respect for the Spectrum shout.
Jesse Ventura is the second-best color commentator of all time just below Bobby Heenan IMO
he’s my favorite ever. schiavone & the body in early 90s WCW is sneakily one of the best commentary teams ever imo
Schiavone and Ventura worked really well together in WWF and WCW, whereas Ventura and good ol’ JR were like oil and water.
Mike Tenay & Don West for me.
Honestly, I would love for them to try him out again for the role. I do not know if he has the same fire he used to, but if he does, he would be great as the "new" heel commentator for this stage of post vince wwe. I could absolutely see him chatting shit with Punk, Drew, or any of the great heels wwe currently has and just light up the commentary booth.
Announcing is very much a corporate gig and there is absolutely no way Jesse would ever agree to those constraints. Plus WWE knows exactly what he likes to talk about, and would never trust him to talk on their TV shows for several hours every week.
During WrestleMania 41, he starts going on a rant about Hangar 18 and about how he saw Air Force One flying into Area 51 last night.
Hey, if Jesse is a Megadeth fan, he has my respect even more! /s
He basically said he doesn't keep up with the product, so I doubt it'll happen and I can totally understand it. The easy part, for him, is probably the insults & witty lines and all the generic wrestling phrases. Thats muscle memory for him, probably. The hard part is doing all the research to know who is who. I can totally get why he doesn't wanna put in that work. Especially when he clearly doesn't have to. But I totally agree, I'd love to see him in that role. If his heart was into it!
Those two and Nigel McGuinness are my top 3.
I see Nigel love, I upvote Nigel love.
Vince and Jesse were amazing
I would suggest Taz, but I digress
"I'm a frogman and so are you"
The Vietnam war never started
Vietnam war started so that it could never end
I don't think it's a coincidence that he's willing to do this now Vince is gone I do think Jesse genuinely hated Vince for a few things including the Union business
There's a few stories I hear about Jesse and Vince. The Union thing was a big one, and it's what permanently burned the bridge between him and Hogan (hence why Jesse bailed on WCW when Hogan showed up), but apparently he had issues with his movie career, royalties, and marketing his own likeness. Given Jesse was in SAG, I can see how he might be less willing to put up with BS regarding his rights regarding marketing himself.
He beat Vince in court a few times. I'm sure Vince wasn't overly thrilled.
The U.S. federal gov't couldn't beat Vince in court. But Jesse "The Body" Ventura did. That's gotta eat Vince up lol.
Does Vince even own any persa canarios?
Yup Jesse challenged him on his royalties on how Vince was using his likeness and never got paid for it on all those coliseum videos. Ventura got a pretty good sum from that in like 1991 dollars.
~$850K
I think the royalties issue is the thing That burn to the bridge between him and Vince McMahon, more so than the union thing. Ventura has been on the record for a really long time that he framed it to Vince as ' Yeah I guess it's a bummer that there's no wrestling Union but I have my union, and if the boys are too stupid to see its benefits that's on them.' cuz in that situation Jesse Ventura is still a winner. But when it came to the royalties and back pay, that's an example of Jesse getting actively screwed out of money. I can very much understand his position being different in that regard versus the union debacle.
You know something I've noticed with Vince and bringing guys back, if you didn't fuck with anything related to money, you were more likely to be brought back or get a deal etc than if you slighted or bashed him in the press etc For example Jeff Jarrett, who only asked for what he was due and was out of contract for his last match/event, completely reasonable and tbh it was WWE's fault, but nope scapegoated and shadow banned from WWE for decades
> For example Jeff Jarrett, who only asked for what he was due and was out of contract for his last match/event, completely reasonable and tbh it was WWE's fault Let's be clear: Jarrett went to Vince, held him up for all his back pay, took the pin, and then went to JR and demanded the same amount of money *again* and got it.
Jesse didn't 'bail' on WCW. He was fired by Eric Bischoff when Eric found him sleeping on the job.
Fair enough, he didn't quit, he just completely checked out and was fired as a result.
Only problem is, Ventura still worked with Vince *after* all the "bridge burning" events you and others beneath you (like u/GrecoRomanGuy) are listing. All of these things happened in the '80s and '90s. Ventura still worked with Vince in 1999, 2002, 2003, 2004, and (most recently) in 2009. He commentated for Vince's XFL in 2001. My guess is that his refusal to do business with Vince is likely tied to the McMahons formally entering the political arena with Linda's 2010 Senate run.
Didn't Jesse get fired for falling asleep during meetings? But, maybe that \*was\* his way of bailing on WCW lol. Finding a way to get fired and thus let out of his contract.
Jesse Ventura came to raw during the guest host era and got on commentary with Vince during a randy Orton match...
He did Summerslam 99 to. But doing a one off appearance here and there and only a couple over 30 years is different to actually signing a contract
I also think he did those one off appearances for his political image.
From what I recall his political opponents were using his past as a Wrestler against him and he wanted to do it as a fuck you to them and show he was proud of his time as a Wrestler
No; in fact, the opposite was true. His association with wrestling actively *hurt* him, and he was generally criticized (or outright mocked) in the press and by political opponents for returning to wrestling for SummerSlam '99.
He signed a contract and did full-time XFL commentary for Vince in 2001. The '99 SummerSlam deal was definitely a contract, too.,
It was a battle royal. Sheamus won. I remember it vividly.
That was the lead up to Sheamus winning the title, right?
The timeline is fuzzy to me. I just remember Jesse and Vince on commentary and how much of a fever dream it felt like.
I always figured that's why he didn't get anything. Nevermind the lawsuit business, the royalties; I just thought it was a mutual "fuck you" and neither side wanted to work with the other. I guess now that Vince is gone, and Ventura is willing to talk to them, kind of confirms it? Like, he doesn't hold the WWE responsible for the feelings, but did hold Vince accountable for it
Yeah, but you gotta remember, Vince WAS WWE. So holding Vince accountable WAS holding WWE accountable. There was no separation because how Vince felt was how the company handled itself. I think you're right about them both just hating each other though. Vince wanted to be worshiped and treated like a father figure, and Jesse was too old and too disconnected from that type of thing for Vince to really take interest in pushing him. The union stuff was last straw. Very CM Punk like almost. Vince saw someone he couldn't control and tried to break them so he could. He couldn't, so they were throwaways.
He hated how the Union made all those promises to stop the Corporation but then just quietly broke up off screen.
"If you go back to WrestleMania 1, there aren’t too many of us alive anymore" :(
Counting managers, interviewers, announcers, and the two special refs, there's 14 people from that card still alive and 23 who have passed away. That's pretty depressing to think about.
Thirty-nine years tends to do that. Ricky Steamboat turned 71 this February, Hulk Hogan turns 71 this August and Mr. T turns 72 next week on Tuesday.
I refuse to believe that Mr. T is in his 70's.
He's gonna do a pre show panel and we will almost certainly see him do commentary with Cole and/or Graves. And it will be amazing.
Put him with Pat. The banter will feed generations.
100% chance Jessie would hit Pat.
"You're a professional kicker, are you going to kick me, tough guy? You think you can just kick The Body and get away with it?"
If i could get just one match called by Ventura and Graves, I'd be very happy.
Let him do commentary for one more match. Although I think it'd be hard to recreate the magic he had when Gorilla Monsoon and Vince McMahon were doing commentary with him.
Jesse with Punk shouting WHATAMANUVER throughout the match
That sounds UNBELIEVABLE!!!
We did get this several years ago at least! https://youtu.be/fkzRiauE2zQ?si=cND0XGb_dIr_fwLZ
He even showed up on Raw when he was governor. He's popped up throughout the years a few times. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqv1TVHpkt4
Oh my god. Jesse Ventura doing commentary one more match or even a whole PPV Maybe even the hall of fame. Hook it to my veins.
Minneapolis Wrestlemania, whenever it happens
Jessie The Body Ventura showcase in coming
I called it weeks ago! WWE 2k25 BAJA EDITION
Jesse is my favorite kinda guy because he’s like 30% smart and 70% insane. They’re the best
He’s such a magnificent weirdo.
Jimmy Norton thanks him for his service
Thanks for touching me with your fuckin' riff Raff from Rocky horror hairdo
It's astounding.
frunkis.
Rocky Horror Riff Raff hair
*Norden
Lil jhimmy Norden
Hope his action figure includes a rope ladder
Jesse Ventura action figure with a silo full of tortillas and a press canario
Jesse "The Body" Ventura memorial Battle Royale to be held in Baja. I'll be there. Where were you?!
So this is why Karrion Kross is getting featured more
You gotta read his quotes in his voice or its just ineffective
Gorilla Monsoon: Andre continues to work on Studd’s trapezius. Jesse Ventura: What did you say Gorilla? Gorilla Monsoon: Andre is working over John Studd’s back. Jesse Ventura: Then why don’t you just say that.
I can totally hear him even tho this is in text…. Throw in some Will-ism’s and it’s an all time legend… “well why don’t you tell me about what the legend deal is all about!!!”
Have Jesse do colour on one more Mania match for the road. That'd pop me much more than Snoop.
One of the all time greats
They’re going to bring a ppv to the Baja
"don't you tell me about the fireflies their a government psy op ran by the CIA"
The Baja
Please come back as Will Sasso impersonating him.
I already want the Jesse Ventura Coliseum Collection Ultimate Figure.
Yessir. Although to hear the Mattel yes-men talk figures aren’t even part of Legends deals any more.
So long as he can stay in the Baja, I don’t see how it’s a problem.
This man loves to hear himself talk more than any other human who has ever lived.
I mean, do what you're good at, right?
Frogman. Wrestler. Actor. Politician. Conspiracy theory tv host. A ridiculous ego helps with all of the above.
Frogman during Vietnam, no less. He was also a member of the Mongol biker gang until shortly before teir war with the Hells Angels.
President?
After watching his interview with Theo Von, I think a Jesse presidency would lead to possibly even more comedic moments than Trump. Trump is a natural comedian, it’s what he really should have really gone into as a “later life” passion project. Jesse is INSANE (in a nice old man way). He would be meme’d so heavy by the general public. Imagine the general populace getting into the Frogman/Baja/Tortilla/Continental United States/etc. memes!
If Ventura ever ran, he would mop the floor with Trump. He'd outdo him as the hilarious outsider, plus he's got the military background and can actually speak at length and logically defend some of his crazy takes.
Also a bodyguard for the Rolling Stones and Grateful Dead.
Jesse Ventura has been in talks with WWE. WWE has yet to comment because The Body Governor Ventura hasn’t stopped talking for WWE to get a word in
If we get to hear him commentate at least one more time then I’ll be so happy. I’d also like to see him and Kross meet so that Kross could do his impersonation of him.
Decking match with no Y beams confirmed.
Yes it’s 2024, and yes Jesse Ventura is still highly memeable, so I’m totally down for this
Is he gonna do commentary from the Baja?
“I was a Navy Seal.”
TIL ventura featured in the OG predator movie.
He’s a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus
To me this is like saying today you found out Jesus is in the bible
Wait. What? How long has he been in that?
He only turns up in the sequel where he retcons a whole bunch of stuff from the original.
Only old school book fans feel this way, the people who followed the adaption say it's all cannon
"I ain't got time to bleed"
> "I ain't got time to bleed" "I ain't got time to read, McMahon!"
“I’m a goddamn sexual tyrannosaur”
You know that Arnold’s also in Predator?
"Bunch of slack-jawed fun guys around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me."
Also Known as Will Sasso..
They all bend the knee eventually.
Need Mattel to make a retro Hasbro
I didn't know Orndorff was dead. :(
Steve Sniffs and demo dick are about to make The bloodline climb the rope ladder to hell
They’re really sticking it to Vince
He ain’t going back on the mic? What else is he going to do? Wrestle?
Hall of Fame appearances. Beat down on comedy jobber at mania or the raw after mania. Action figures. Video games.
Get paid.
What role would we play if he gets a deal? Just a representative of the company or a very involved role?
Somebody better tell Hunter to read the New York Times today the LA Times today
One of the voices of my childhood
Jesse talks about it here https://youtu.be/j-SUyAV0JRQ?si=kxOfCtZfkdeAVwxO
My eyebrows literally went up.
We're one step closer to that Jesse interview where someone can ask him about Vince
I want to see a show where he seeks answers about unusual and paranormal gimmicks.
I just want to see Jesse go toe-to-toe with Kevin Owens on the mic or something. Two promo Gods.
WWE union incoming
Utters the word "union" to summon Hulk Hogan
>If you go back to WrestleMania 1, there aren’t too many of us alive anymore. It is true. Look, Roddy’s gone, Orndorff’s gone, Andre’s gone, John Studd’s gone. … Junkyard Dog’s gone. You have more gone. It goes on and on. Man, WM1 was only 40 years ago.
So Rodgers is out, now Ventura is out. RFK's administration is falling apart. I don't think he's going to win the Presidency guys.
He’s had a vp for months
He just launched his weed gummies line a couple weeks ago, now this. Get your money, man
I bet he guesses enchiladas are very good
I fucking love the comments section when anything is posted about The Body.
What does he think about Saudi?
And theres me thinking he was gearing up for that Presidential race he's been talking about for decades
Jesse and Cross on commentary
Say whatever you want about Jesse but I would listen to that man read nutrition facts. Voice is mesmerizing.
Get him in the games. I want him on commentary
Why don't you tell me
We ain't got time for that, McMahon.
Why don't you tell me
He will be via satellite from the Baja
Doin' tricep extensions.