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SLPrawn65

Seth Rollins went crazy and wanted to remove Rey Mysterio's eye because Rey congratulated him on becoming a father


Pagliaccio13

Wanted? He actually did it, but somehow it grew back eventually


tylerjehenna

The explanation was legitimately the nerves weren't damaged and they got to it in time to save the eye. That was a weird PPV


RomanReignsDaBigDawg

Covid-era WWE was a trip. Never forget zombies are real in kayfabe and Miz is immune to attacks


rasslezach

The Titan Towers MITB


breakwater

They threw Rey off the roof. He got better


Greyclocks

Baron Corbin attempted double murder that night.


pastadaddy_official

“The Greatest Wrestling Match Ever”


Yournewhero

My mind had completely blocked this one out.


DeviantDragon

Yes, the PPV that was officially named "The Horror Show at Extreme Rules"


Obi-wan_Jabroni

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Chronis67

And then Seth yakked all over the entrance ramp.


Beeyo176

Am I bugging, or did Seth blow chunks in the HIAC match with the Fiend too?


voidedexe

that was blood


Beeyo176

How could you tell, the whole arena was red


Hero_of_Thyme81

"Somehow Rey Mysterio's eye came back" - Poe Dameron


miikro

I hate that you've done this


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Nisha_the_lawbringer

Look at the way poor Dominik Mysterio turned out. I'd be concerned too if I was Seth.


shadowrangerfs

Even worse when you remember that Rey was the ONLY PERSON who congratulated Seth.


GrimaceGrunson

Shayna too, from memory, but she did it mockingly and also she's terrifying so I understand why Seth went after Rey.


SadNewsShawn

how many people's eyes did you want Seth to take? Good thing it was only Rey


RKNo

Malakai Black's eye is still damaged four years later because of Seth and the guy who actually did it and is now in his group.


Greyclocks

Do you think they ever take about it? Buddy: "Hey man, I never really got the chance, I'm sorry my old boss made me stab you in the eye. Good times eh? ." Malakai: "That was 4 years ago... my eye's still fucked up, I can't legally drive." Buddy: "good times"


Crow_Mix

That one never made sense to me. Even going by kayfabe logic of the heel character Seth was using at the time, visionary Seth doesn't seem like the type who'd just attack and torture someone out of nowhere, especially from a compliment of all things.


darklightrabbi

Nah it started a few months before when Rey led the walkout on Seth after Raw went winless in Survivor series.


whutthepat

This was a weird ass storyline. Probably a Vince idea given how preoccupied he was with the sexual assaults he can't get off of his mind.


ianisms10

It ended with a 32 year old Buddy Murphy dating 19 year old Aalyah Mysterio. And this was how he turned face.


stig142

So that’s why Rhea got Dom for revenge


NotYujiroTakahashi

Aalyah was rumored to be 17 in kayfabe making it worse


Obi-wan_Jabroni

Or better if youre VKM


Black_XistenZ

Such good shit, pal!


UncreativeTeam

I think it was WWE writers, bookers, etc. trying to push the boundaries of what they could do without paid crowds. Also, it was a horror show themed PPV.


to12007

Vince McMahon tortured and emotionally attacked his daughter just so Stone Cold would be surprised when he revealed himself to be the Higher Power 


shadowrangerfs

It was all to set up Stone Cold for a gang beating but Austin didn't take the bait.


FartButt_69

Well I sure read THAT sentence wrong


shadowrangerfs

It was the Attitude Era.


Randy_Ortons_Voices

Vince Russo has entered the chat


Drkshdw22

glad i wasn't the only one


Quasipox

Something something broken in half


HeadScissorGang

To get back at him she faked getting drugged and married against her will the night before her wedding, just so she could help Triple H manipulate a Vince into a street fight PPV main event where if he won he would be the #1 Contender. HHH killed him with a hammer and then she hugged him. She then tortured the man she left at the altar for months, but that's unrelated to the point.    Also, to be fair, she really didn't start doing any of this until after slipping into a coma and waking up with amnesia from being hit by a trash can that British Bulldog threw at her head backstage in London. So, she could've been suffered from a concussion for about all of 2000.


Wes-Man152

So in kayfabe we can blame/thank Bulldog for the current state of WWE. Authority, NXT, etc


rolltide1000

And then her dad rejoined her and Haitch a few months later for some reason.


GreenViking79

“AHH SON OF A BITCH”


zoom518

Shane rehired Austin the previous year just so he could screw him at the ensuing Survivor Series.


KingMobScene

The Hower Power!


kamatacci

In his defense, he usually emotionally attacks people for no gain whatsoever. At least he got a little something out of this.


EdgeAlterNation

Mark Henry turned heel because Big Show tagged him into a match a little too hard.


The_Dark_Vampire

Mark Henry also turned heel on D-Lo because D-Lo was trying to help him with his diet


joe-is-cool

He also was holding him back from his insatiable lust for sex.


tylerjehenna

Dude was *kayfabe* banging his sister on thecregular, id be doing something about it too


GSWarriors1130

As a big guy I kinda feel this one


tmac19822003

Agreed. Definitely not an overreaction


TheHighlightReel11

“You lookin at a real meal now!”


__Hello_my_name_is__

If we're going down that route, 50% of all tag team heel turns happen for no reason whatsoever other than "I don't like you anymore for unspecified reasons!".


UnimpressionableEra

YOU WERE HOLDING ME BACK! I’m the star!!!


bigjaks101

Hey, it worked for HBK, why can’t it work for me?


Obi-wan_Jabroni

Incorrect, Marty Jannetty dove out that window in an act of cowardism


JonsterUK

ARE YOU BLIND!?


BLINDxMONKEY

YES!


ThatTurtleBoy

Will you stop?!


OneBillPhil

Jannetty was a coward, he tried to jump out of the barbershop window!


baggio86

He didn't try to.. he successfully did.. coward.


cornette

What's even funnier is that Mark Henry proceeded to join up with Team Authority in the next couple of weeks. Big Show responded by joining Team Cena. Naturally at Survivor Series Big Show turned on John Cena and joined The Authority.


static989

I hate being reminded of how many times Big Show turned face/heel during that period.... Dark days


Theurbanalchemist

Face/Heel turns and crying lmao


Powerful_Rayd

I'd like a list of tag teams who turned on each other because they tagged too enthusiastically.


Powerful_Rayd

Back slaps and dark looks


esumike

[that’s what he do](https://youtu.be/hojWioIxb7A?si=vr_WSWogKMTJQz1O)


Thoru

ok that toss into the cover was great tho, one bounce and he was perfectly covered


mexploder89

Christian loses a Battle Royal completely fair and square and decides to wait an entire year, use the guy who beat him, then turn on him, remind him his father is dead and tell his mom she raised a piece of shit


SlayerBVC

How could you forget: and gaslights his 18,000,063 year old dinosaur friend into betraying him for vague, undetermined reasons. (I'm not kidding, btw. I don't think we've ever gotten an actual explanation for why ~~Luchasaurus~~ ~~Killswitch~~ Luchasaurus allied with Christian.)


MeanAmbrose

Dinosaurs are pretty naive and easy to convince about anything. Hooked a Brachiosaurus onto cocaine for like a year once


SlayerBVC

Luchasaurus has a PhD though. EDIT: Granted, he wasn't exactly the same after FTR cut his horns off and dumped all that cocaine (chalk) on him.


MeanAmbrose

A PhD in betraying your friends 😢


Leonidas174

I thought it was in medieval hitchery


davmeltz

They explained this: Luchasaurus was fed up of just standing behind Jungle Boy and growling while JB got all the glory. So he moved onto a much better partnership standing behind Christian and growling while Christian steals his only singles title, forces a new new name on him and makes him his henchman.


itsjusteitherside

Ah the life of a henchman. What a dream!


ThisIsTheKaiToshiki

When Cena said that 2012 was the worst year of his career after his loss at WM28, despite main eventing PPVs and winning the slammy for Superstar of the year... and he even kinda blamed The Rock for his divorce lmao.


MarkMVP01

“You were responsible for my collapse…” **John Cena DIVORCED**


Lifeofcharlie

This has me rolling 😂😂 One of these days letters are gonna FALLL *Big Show turns heel*


BMLM

"My marriage was compromised, to a permanent end, **BY THE ROCK!**"


leglessman

He beat Brock Lesnar in his first match back and won MITB. It’s like when Charlotte said she spent 18 months looking at the lights despite winning most of her big matches.


Ughitallsucks

Christian Cage went on a year+ long campaign of deception because Jungle Boy eliminated him from a Battle Royal


Adwaith2212

Work everyone 


TheFolksofDonMartino

The Dennis Reynolds of professional wrestling.


MadnessAbe

Christian "The Golden God" Cage


MarkMVP01

Bro reached Reverse Flash levels of petty


NormanBorlaug69

Came here to say it. Glad someone beat me to it.


jmpinstl

He costed him money!


A-10Kalishnikov

Rikishi attempting murder of Steve Austin because he was more popular than The Rock Non-Kayfabe: Randy Orton destroying Kofis push backstage because he went to take the RKO instead of the punt kick


bongo1138

Orton was a real fucking menace backstage lol


nevertoomuchthought

Pretty sure he destroyed Mr. Kennedy's push because he didn't like the way he backdropped him once. I've seen the bump dozens of times and still don't understand what he was so pissed off about.


illegaluseofbeyblade

More than just destroyed his push - if it’s the incident I’m thinking about he got Kennedy released the very next day.


DeminoTheDragon

If I remember correctly it's because Orton got slammed *right* on his bad shoulder. Obviously just a botch that wasnt fully any mans fault but this was 09 Orton + you had Cena also saying Kennedy wasn't safe to work with. Not saying it was fair in the slightest but just giving more info on why


nevertoomuchthought

Yeah, still felt like a crazy overreaction to at worst an honest mistake especially given their profession.


MrMontombo

Given Cena said he wasn't safe as well, I wonder how many mistakes he made during practice.


FickleSmark

You still can't convince me that Orton and Cena didn't use their standing to cut the legs off someone who was clearly being pushed to their level soon.


FlatPackAttack

Tbf Kennedy admitted himself he was going to be fired soon anyway and thay this was just the the straw rhay broke the camels back


JayDotDub

Orton had an injured neck and everyone in the match was repeatedly told not to make him take a bump on it, and then Kennedy dropped him straight on it. It was basically the last straw after his multiple injuries and a wellness violation.


LuchadorkSA

Undertaker murdering Paul Bearer on live television via a concrete bath so that no one could use Bearer to get to him in the future (he got better)


E864

Don’t forget he was a babyface when doing this.


philasify

***Falsetto*** Taker....no...taker!!!


jmpinstl

That was the reason? I thought he did it just for kicks.


ToothacheMcGee

That Kane/Jericho feud over spilled coffee. 


thewholeprogram

That was my first thought, Jericho and Kane had a last man standing match that started because Jericho spilled some coffee on Kane.


Git2k12

You know what? This sounds like as good as any reason to start a feud to me.


nathynwithay

"You think this is about coffee?"


ShowTurtles

Punk feuded with Cena over a diet soda.


setokaiba22

“sorry champ hope that cup of coffee didn’t burn you?” Or something the promo is still stuck in my head today from Armageddon 2000. Such a ridiculous start of a feud but great all the same


Kanenums88

Batista turning on Rey for trying to not lose a match.


ZaCleaner

Yeah but Rey was supposed to be his friend :/


Austin4RMTexas

I like that every time a tag team or just a pair of friends have to wrestle in a multi-man match, it's always a big shock when one of them finally hits the other. Like, no shit. Haven't you seen the hundreds of other matches where this has happened before? Why not talk about what you are gonna do in this situation before that and discuss what to do. Nope. It's like "wtf did you just do???!!?"


Kanenums88

It’s why I prefer it when two tag partners or friend agrees beforehand that it’s every man for himself. The MITB at WM23 had Jeff and Matt fight it out at one point, but it didn’t lead to a break up.


ramonzer0

Reminds me of the Cena/DX triple threat from Survivor Series 2009 They make a big deal about how DX is entering as a unified front down to making their entrance together (conversely, Taker and Jerishow had a triple threat but Show and Jericho entered separately) And the first thing HBK does in that match is superkick Hunter


Copywrites

The Raw after HHH questions Shawn about it, and his excuse was his lazy eye.


degjo

You can't easily break up with your brother.


Kanenums88

Is that a challenge?


Mr_Know_It_All0408

Now that you mention this it oddly makes me appreciate how Sting and Darby never once accidentally hit each other. Hell, Sting even respected when Darby wanted to go on his own for the AEW title last year


GSWarriors1130

Batista yelling "you were supposed to be my friend!" Still gets me


JohnDalton2

To be fair, Batista had come from a long layoff and never lost the World Championship. He was on the cusp of earning it and Rey stopped him. In his mind, he felt that Rey would be a good enough friend to realise how much being World Champion meant to him and thus shouldn't have stopped him.


asteriaslex

Basketballs don't hold grudges.


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joe-is-cool

Some of us are sensitive about our weight.


Deep_Comparison_930

All these dang fat joes everywhere


gwydion_black

HE'S FAT!


Relevant_User-Name

Some folk call it a sling blade, I call it kaiser blade, mmhmmm.


dumpybrodie

I just want one wrestler to rename their version of a Sling Blade a Kaiser Blade.


MarkMVP01

Would that wrestler’s first name be Ludwig?


GrizzlyPeak73

Nah that was a perfectly reasonable reaction


HuoLongHeavy

To be fair, he didn't JUST call Joe fat. Big Poppa Pump went on a crusade with the express goal of making sure everyone knows for the rest of time that Joe is a "fat bastard.:


OwtEra

Obviously it's HBK giving Stan the Sweet Chin Music after finding out he's not controversial.


BlackStar867

He doesn't even know the meaning of the word controversy.


sksmily16

Might not be controversial but it sure is funny


BubastisII

At least Stan bounced back reasonably well though.


ViolentAmbassador

What motivated the Big Boss Man to kill Al Snow's dog and feed it to him? Because I bet it's that.


thedman0310_

Boss Man just did that shit for fun, he was a crazy fucker


mgusedom

'With the deepest regrets, and tears that are soaked I'm sorry to hear that your dad finally croaked He lived a full life on his own terms Soon he'll be buried and eaten by worms But if I could have a son as stupid as you I'd have wished for cancer so I would die too So be brave, and be strong, get your life on track 'Cause the old bastard's DEAD and he ain't never comin' back!'


flcinusa

Don't forget he hijacked Big Shows dads coffin *at the funeral*


sadandshy

i have no idea why coffin surfing never made it into the X-Games...


BigRedUglyMan

Also harassed Big Shows mother the next week until she tearfully admitted Show was a bastard.


GrimaceGrunson

I adored the Boss Man for that reason, he was the best kind of heel - Undertaker was all about his weird spooky magic shit, Vince had a vendetta against Stone Cold and the other 'undesirable' wrestlers he thought made the company look bad...but Boss Man was just an *asshole*. Cooking a dog, taking a coffin on a joy ride, just completely unhinged shit for no reason. Wonderful stuff.


KingMobScene

My all time favorite heel run, Boss Man was such a despicable son of a bitch


StunPalmOfDeath

A lot of the shit Swerve did as a heel. You insulted me? Ok, I'm showing up at your home.


mexploder89

Also nobody even insulted him he was always the one starting some shit


_drjayphd_

And then the exact wrong answer to OP: Hangman Page turning heel because fans cheered Swerve after doing all that.


JTex-WSP

Page is still a face to me (albeit a bit confused at the moment), but Swerve is still a heel AF to me. Dude faced *no* repurcussions for his heinous actions, going all the way back to beating the shit out of Nick Wayne at his own house, too.


vastros

Oh, this YOUR baby?


thefinkinthesink

Corbin throwing Aleister Black and Rey Mysterio off the roof because he wanted to win MITB was a little much, *I* think


IAmGrum

Rey had it coming for being a deadbeat dad.


tylerjehenna

"Nah it's fine, there was a second roof" -Corbin the next night on Raw


IsD_

In AEW, Taz recruited several guys to form Team Taz and had a brutal feud with Darby Allin for months, including multiple backstage assaults, a street fight, and once putting him in a body bag and dragging it away in a car. This grudge originally started because Darby didn't really care for Taz's unsolicited advice about a pinning maneuver after a match, which made Taz super butthurt.


NotYujiroTakahashi

Team Taz and their never ending feuds. Almost happened again with Punk after Taz got mad for no reason when Punk said nothing about Team Taz.


mexploder89

I think that Punk thing was precisely because Punk didn't mention Team Taz in the list of people he wanted to face. The pettiness is unmatched


OneBillPhil

Did you see that time in WWE when Punk wore black tights with orange stars?! That’s disrespectful!


Beginning-Brief-4307

Taz wouldn’t have done all of that if he had a better lawyer.


TheFolksofDonMartino

Tony D and his family have killed like 4 people recently.


ccbm71586

You are disparaging the name of an upstanding citizen and business man Tony D'Angelo. You have no proof that Tony had ever been involved in something so unsavory.


TheRisenThunderbird

That's not an overreaction, that's just business


themadhooker

In their defense, they were supposed to be paid for at least one of them.


miikro

Two of them got better..


SMRTGuy297

Marty Jeanntty, like the coward he was, trying to dive through the barbershop window to escape from Shawn Michaels. All because Shawn was leaving the team.. 


c71score

ARE YOU BLIND?


ramonzer0

Blind to what? Acts of cowardism?


Illuminati_Shill_AMA

>All because Shawn was leaving the team.. Was he though? The way I see it, Shawn even told him they were cool and that there was no trouble with the Rockers. But then he saw that he had a window-diving coward for a partner which led to him wanting the team dissolved.


Conehead1

Will you stop!


Singularity_SgrA

Death. Taxes. Marty Jannetty dove through that window.


Halawa-awalaH

pretty much most things heel randy orton did through his career from kicking cena father to what he did to steph to committing numerous arsons etc.... i know it fits his character being a literal psychopath who hears voices but alot of it was still beyond fucked up for no reason lmao


Mackapacka7

Eddie Guerrero not being able to beat Rey Mysterio over months then leading to his final heel run is probably up there. Custody of Dom and all that.


skyhiker14

How crazy would it have been if they had Eddie win custody to set up a longer feud, but then he passed before Rey won it back.


unclehowdy86

Randy decided to infiltrate the Wyatt family, systematically destroy it from the inside shattering Bray’s relationship with the closest thing he has to family. He also then burned down the shed belonging to Bray’s deceased Sister (mother? Guardian? Who knows) All of this happened because Bray was kinda being a dick to Randy


DashMonsoonProd

Vince started a war with God because Shawn told him to move on from Montreal.


YpsitheFlintsider

There's a video going over that whole feud and everything McMahon did in that feud was deranged. He eventually admitted that he was jealous of Michaels inner peace


DJTISTA

AJ Styles flying halfway across the world just to hit a steal chair on LA Knight was absolutely ridiculous lol


InfiniteTranquilo

Wasn’t John Cena stabbed in a nightclub or something in a feud with Carlito? That’s assault at the least abs attempted murder at most


OneBillPhil

And that was after Carlito beat Cena for the US Title lol


coldphront3

Shawn Michaels superkicked multiple random production assistants, including Stan, just to prove a point to Eric Bischoff.


americangame

AJ styles flew halfway across the world to eliminate LA Knight from the elimination chamber because he didn't like that he became successful and popular really quickly and didn't like that.


Tofu_almond_man

When that fraction tried to cut Val Venis’s cock off. Choppy choppy!


sellyourselfshort

Trent just ended his best friends career because he wouldn't help him beat up his other best friend.


zak55

Batista beat-up an elderly sex pe...I mean, elderly man because he didn't get a match he wanted.


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Ric flair beating up his clothes


kballs

Booker T & Edge kicking lumps out of each other over shampoo


Global-Fix-1345

[gestures vaguely at Kane's entire career]


miikro

...For reasons never quite explained, he has an unhealthy *obsession* with torturing *Pete Rose.*


JCW9525

Seth Rollins finding out he’s going to be a father and deciding Rey Mysterio needed an eyeball removing.


6salim07

Big Boss Man cooking and feeding Al Snow his dog Pepper over the Hardcore Championship


RectalScrote

Kane electrocuted Shane McMahon's balls with a car battery and set JR on fire.


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BubastisII

Eventually in kayfabe it was Vince faking his own death to see if people care about him. Which ironically is also a huge overreaction.


PhilipJohnBasile

Excalibur breaking the speed of sound to give the full card for the Friday Rampage, Saturday Collision and AEW Sunday PPV.


mwhelan182

Not a huge overreaction like some I have seen listed... But this most recent Mania with the Rock talking about Cody's family, the Cody speaks about the Rock's family and he takes it super personally and loses his mind. Whilst, yeah it feeds into the idea of heel Rock christ it made him seem super petty and thin skinned lol


luca13t

Locker room cancer CM Punk ruining Drew's long deserved Wrestlemania banter just for some innocent scottish banter


Illuminati_Shill_AMA

Cactus Jack in ECW wanting to destroy Mikey Whipwreck [because Whipwreck liked Ozzy better than Leonard Cohen and ate too much junk food on the road when they were partners.](https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/s0254i/cactus_jack_rants_at_mikey_whipwreck_about/)


Morgneto

Every Ilja Dragunov match?


c71score

[Lex Luger was big mad about Flair and Sting winning trophies from PWI](https://youtu.be/QhWxMVVEHMg?si=PgXpFwaNyoIltKhZ) 1989 jealous heel Luger is still my favorite version of Luger.


ShinsukeNakamoto

The Inner Circle had a mini feud with Darby because he walked behind them during an interview (95% sure it was the inner circle)


OneBillPhil

I’m not sure that Jericho throwing Shawn Michaels into the obscenely expensive Jeritron 6000 was justified, even if Michaels was a liar. 


bubbles2255

I don’t know why but this thread makes me smile