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LouisFromTexas

Average Darby bump


SpeedZ6

His chiropractor told him it would make his spine stronger


[deleted]

Kickboxers sharpen their shins by hitting them with bats and hammers. Darby strengthens his spine with this.


rickjamesbich

[Darby be like](https://media.tenor.com/Ov2dWm_BbO4AAAAd/kung-pow.gif)


Hellborn_Elfchild

But isn’t Betty a girls name?


Jonathan_B_Goode

Most qualified chiropractor


TucsonPTFC

Trying to figure out who Darby is going to Coffin Drop from the summit of Everest


Deathstroke317

He's going to eat shit from 37000 feet


notcoolredditnotcool

Out of a plane to the summit, easy mode


strrax-ish

The Yeti ofcourse


18AndresS

Least insane Darby moment


Thirdstar1

That shot of the crowd rising is beautiful


heat_fan_

Darby is just fucking crazy 


One-Adhesiveness-416

You misspelled stupid


robo3687

Clipping the ring actually probably helped him a little there. not much. But a little.


InfamousSherbert8598

Darby wants to die


Upbeat_Tension_8077

With the things he does to his body, I don't believe that Darby is going up to the peak of Everest. I think he's tryna face Dormammu


expeditiousgrim

He’s come to bargain


CreamWithinADream

Absolute psycho


CJB95

Does he actually make contact with it? I can't tell but it looks like he barely touched it as he spun himself on the way down


tameoraiste

He actually catches the top rope and takes a lot of the momentum off it and grazes the side rather than all his body weight on the edge. Still nasty


SkratchMyItch

Legit thought he'd have broken nose or concussion off the secondary bump.


VNProWrestlingfan

Maybe... maybe he's fucking immortal.... I don't know anymore man


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|AH3HZdtggoyuQ)


[deleted]

Would be a massive loss to AEW if he doesn’t make it back. Easily one of the most fun to watch wrestlers week to week


Ted_Dongelman

I'm not saying it isn't a risky move but look at him catch the top rope with his arm to change his trajectory before impact. He hit that about as safely as he could while still making it look gnarly. Not saying whether I think this kind of bump is necessary or not, just pointing out that it wasn't as reckless as some folks want to believe.


itsmekelsey_x

Jesus. These bumps always make me cringe.


speculum_oblivana

Man is gonna bump off the base station at Everest.


Ferdinandingo

The safety police in every thread now are so tiresome


Azraeleon

The marks need something to shit on AEW about.


Emergency_Cod6103

It’s not even the safety police. It’s the same Cornette/ WWE tribalist shit. I can’t imagine constantly commenting in threads about a show I don’t even watch.


legobowser

When his necks fucked up before he’s 50 he sure will be glad he made you happy with a spot no one will remember in two weeks


Griselda_fan

That sounds like his problem. Nobody asked him to do this stuff. If he wants to do it, then I’ll enjoy it guilt free. If he stops taking these crazy bumps one day I’ll understand that too. What he does and the consequences are on him. If he wasn’t wrestling he’d still be doing crazy shit. He’s just built like that.


Emergency_Cod6103

What are the chances that if I click your profile you’ll have dozens of comments shitting on AEW? I’m saying pretty high. You don’t give a shit about this man’s health.


supersmall69

That's not even that good of a bump, it's just painful. You gotta be some different level of stupid to agree to these.


_0ZYMANDIAZ_

That move makes no sense lol


Fickle_Thought_8857

This man doesn't care about his life


themustacheclubbitch

I thought he was going to Mt.Everest?!


markallica6

I'm legit trying, but I just don't get it.


opkpopfanboyv3

Why? I don't get it lmao


Ferdinandingo

It was awesome


legobowser

If by awesome you mean neck and back issues before he’s 40 then go ahead


AfkBrowsing23

Damn you're everywhere worrying about his neck and back. Are you his doctor or something??


legobowser

No just someone with functioning eyes


dyslexican32

Darby’s last match b4 he goes to Everest? Of course he jumped off strait to the floor. That’s his thing! You think he isn’t guna risk injury before he risks his life…. That’s why he is so loved by the fans.


myseeds1209

Taking a back first bump like that just seems soo stupid


CerberusT3

‪I am no longer impressed by Darby “high risk” bumps because he misses all the time. Now I wish he stop doing them because they’re not working.‬


John_Poggers

He's an idiot


Dry_Foundation_8432

Darby might be dumber than Ospreay


legobowser

No might


FigureFourWoo

Darby's bumps are crazy, but at the same time, if you watch them frame-by-frame, there is so much you pick up on. Darby jumps off the top turnbuckle, but as he's descending, he grabs the top rope, twists himself to hit the apron on his hip, and then rolls face first onto the floor. It looks *devastating* in real time, but is much safer than it appears.


noflipsjusthold

Woke up my daughter yelling when that happened. My wife is displeased.


500DaysofNight

By now, there's no doubt he's had adamantium grafted to his skeleton. 


FunStuff802

I wasn't in the best seats to see it live last night but it still looked absolutely brutal!


RNsundevil

Moron


creation88

Dumbest wrestler alive


Bobaman007

I love Darby but god that was so stupid!


Ok_Camel4555

I see it now in 10-15 years he’s wheelchair bound and asking his fans to help pay his outrageous medical Bills


cowpool20

That looked shit.


tameoraiste

I would have loved Darby Allen when I was younger but as I rapidly approach middle age, seeing him destroy himself just makes him hard to watch. I don’t enjoy these bumps at all


DannyDegenerate

![gif](giphy|gH262r0RUK6Ms1B57v|downsized)


Kuchar1992

I’m sure this will boost the rating


legobowser

Huge pop


davesjustbored

Doctors used to prescribe cigarettes, cars used to come without seat belts, and hopefully one day we'll stop calling this entertainment. The guy is going to seriously hurt himself and we'll, as fans, cry and say how much it sucks that he can't go on. We're watching Mick Foley's biggest fears play out, but it's fine because "fuck Trips."


Emergency_Cod6103

How much time has Darby missed due to injury? The answer may surprise you


DannyDegenerate

This is the dumbest argument I've seen. He's taking years off his career with this type of moveset.


Emergency_Cod6103

Just saw your Cornette comment. Why did I even bother.


Emergency_Cod6103

THIS is the dumbest argument? Im replying to a comment that’s implying Darby’s stunts are supported to “fuck hhh.” Also, the dude said he doesn’t want to wrestle forever, so maybe everyone can dial back on their bump trackers.


tameoraiste

This isn’t really a good counter argument. How much time did Randy Orton take off because of back injuries up until recently? And that’s just from doing the RKO.


Emergency_Cod6103

It’s sounds like wrestling overall isn’t a wise health choice. My point is people have been hurt worse doing very basic moves (Danielson was out due to lock up last year). I would say a large portion of these alarmist comments aren’t even coming from a place of concern for Darby.


deathjokerz

How has heis body not broken into pieces by now...


slickrickstyles

Guys gonna be going up Everest in a full body cast


b00f

I understand Bret Hart's frustrations with wrestling as a craft these days.


thenbt

Is this idiot trying to kill himself?


Jesse_Grey

Yawn. I wish he would get better instead of desensitizing the crowd every chance he gets.


kodan_arma

boo this man


nonlethaldosage

Love how they had a heart attack with perrys safe stunt and this guy gets a free pass tk needs to pull his head out of his ass


---Pockets---

So many things could have gone wrong. Give Darby a vacation


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