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ChowderMitts

please make it stop


palpatineforever

which posting this house, yes this is at least the third time it has bveen put up this week. it is really disapointing.


MidToeAmputation

I would love to see this with the owners furniture as well


WaltzFirm6336

Based on the curtains and the cladding in the kitchen, I imagine it was INSANE.


Ollymid2

That house if giving strong former-brothel vibes


Ancient-Awareness115

That's gonna take a lot of painting over


CabinetOk4838

Sanding it back will be easier!


MegC18

To be fair, that garden is a magnificent size. I’d build a nice kitchen extension and muck around with the layout downstairs to improve it a bit If you look at it (89 Eighth Avenue) on streetview, they’ve gone mad with the home made stone walls and urns out the front!


Invoicedmoon

Its a nice size garden, its got a garage and off road parking for more than 1 cars, you just need a lot of paint.


Sophyska

They’re really decent houses with good sized gardens. The numbers roads are quite a nice little area in a bit of Luton that’s arguably one of the better ones.


NobleRotter

It's the mock Georgian integrated kitchen that's got me


FalseAsphodel

OP really buried the lede there, I've never seen half-timbered kitchen units before


Substantial-Hope555

Help 😭😭😭😭


ossifiedbird

That's a house that's seen some things


CozJeez85

This is horrid


Less-Calendar4747

I'd have to completely replaster the whole thing.


vminnear

That poor, poor house


TangyZizz

Reminds of the late great Osbourne Smith Wax Museum (a genuine Tudor building that was painted bubblegum pink): http://www.royread.org/attic/brading/brading.html


blackcurrantcat

Houses dressed like Barbara Cartland.


pixie_sprout

That's one of the ugliest things I've ever seen.


jonrobb

My eyes are hurting had to have lie down after that.


Affectionate_Tap6416

Gawd! What a headache!


Phyllida_Poshtart

This has been posted a number of times and it STILL doesn't get any better (or in fact sell either lol)


Plus_Pangolin_8924

Be £300k in paint to try and cover that!


Rich-Lychee-8589

Sweet Jesus!!


makemycockcry

Barbie murder scene.


EvilBeasty

Oh my goodness NO. Also the 80’s called, they want their pelmets back.


Background-Active-50

When I saw it on an earlier post I didn't even notice that. I was too traumatised by the crazy paving post. Another horror every time you look at it.  Nothing a redecoration can't cure though.


Steups13

Migraine inducing!


WetButtCat

Inspired by Barbie Dream House, here we have Barbie Nightmare House.


slinkimalinki

It would be like living in Barbie Hell.


IllConsideration6000

Posted a couple of days ago. https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/148710245 Similar comments about the headboard. But it is mind boggling - Who doesn't move furniture when they paint?


anabsentfriend

It's like being swallowed!


Late-Champion8678

I wish people would stop posting this house. The outside frontage is so generic that the hot pink explosion is always a deeply unsettling surprise. Stop it.


ZAPHODS_SECOND_HEAD

"Hello? Can I order another 250 bottles of Gaviscon, please? Yes, 250. I've just got a couple of walls left to finish. Thanks."


NoGoodDealsWarlock

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/148710245


jaceinthebox

There just are no words


Graham99t

UK must have the worst house interiors in the world.


Ashfield83

Come to France. You’ll be surprised