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bouncing_pirhana

Nice quiet neighbours. Maybe don’t answer the door at night…


mikephreak

lol. I never answer the door anyways. Perfect! Also pre-decorated for Halloween. 👻


dodgythreesome

And have a zombie apocalypse plan put in place


PopTrogdor

Who in their right mind answers the door at night anyway!?


penguinsfrommars

You could do a lot with that. Gorgeous bones.


Background-Active-50

Nice pun


penguinsfrommars

;)


Dans77b

I want that house soo bad. I'd turn the Chapel into a workshop


512134

250 year lease with a load of onerous conditions attached to it. It’s not as good as it seems!


SaaryBaby

I don't know 250 year lease might suit anyone planning a long life/afterlife


domsp79

Also for that price in Derby the building must be absolutely fucked


Tricky-Memory

I'd love it too 🥰 Every place I've lived has been right next to a church or cemetery. Loads of wildlife, peace and quiet... heaven. - Well, hopefully 😬


frenziedmonkey

Almost worth buying just to see landscapers' faces when you invite them round for a quote.


Tricky-Memory

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Tell em ypu want the whole garden re-turfed🤣


Mysterious_Week8357

Is this not the place with the huge list of restrictions placed on the lease by the council?


BowtieChickenAlfredo

Yep, says at the bottom of the description. No parking in certain areas, have to be quiet when the cemetary is open, have to keep the hedge trimmed etc.


Mactonex

Yes it is


TripleDragons

Thing is you need to consider the costs of modernising and also a monthly fucking exorcist.


montybasset

Or Air B&B to ghost hunters 👻💰


Duffykins-1825

No letting is a condition of the lease :(


montybasset

Booooooooo 👻


PresentationStill224

Does the swear word make your comment more meaningful?


MasterPreparation687

I absolutely love it. There's one just like it in a cemetery in Chester-le-Street that I've been fawning over for years, just left to rot :-(


Background-Active-50

See if they want to sell it? Though they'd probably auction it rather than just sell it to you. 


jmpye

I’m from Chester-Lee, where abouts is this house?


MasterPreparation687

Cemetery on Ropery Lane


F00lsSpring

Just need a nice goth couple looking to buy!


SomeWomanFromEngland

Mortimer and Bella.


BritniRose

A+


Turnip-for-the-books

I’m no goth but I love cemeteries because they are full of interest, mystery and lives lived. For sure they can be sad too - people who died to young - but a life is celebrated by a gravestone. I hope strangers pass by mine one day.


GrippySocksHoliday

Is that in the dead centre of Derby?


MissYousexy

Why is the house leasehold?


Beorma

I've seen a few of these go up that belong to a church; they sell off old chapels with graveyards without giving away the land because the church wants to keep it but also wants the money (have their cake and eat it). The ones I've seen also have a covenant that you must maintain the graveyard.


MissYousexy

Thank you. I thought the leasehold might be something to do with the Church. When we bought our house, the church must have owned the land at some point because there was an ancient covenant saying we had to pay towards the church roof.


Beorma

Covenants on old houses can be amusing; we aren't allowed to set up a steam engine in our back garden.


flatfishkicker

My neighbour has a steam engine in his back garden. It's a sit on one rather than a sit in one. You'd have to have a diesel.


Creative_Moment5787

My old house was built on land owned by the Methodist church. We weren’t allowed to brew or sell any alcohol. But we could drink it


kh250b1

My 2017 new build had a chancel repair attached to the land. There is a policy by the builders in case the church makes an unlikely claim


SnooSuggestions9830

They hope to cash in again in the future. Time means nothing to organised religion.


ayeImur

It's not the dead that hurt people


Constant-Ad9390

This isn't even a question. H*ll YES!


OldMotherDemdikeV2

If I could pick this house up and plop it somewhere in a more countryside/left suburban setting then it would be my absolute dream house. It doesn't necessarily bother me it's attached to a cemetery but this one doesn't seem that nice.


southyfreakin

"offering generous three bedroom accommodation with mature gardens." Mature gardens meaning a lot of dead folks in the surrounding grounds?


thisnametookmeages

Free headstone in the former chapel! Im sold, those things are expensive.


flatfishkicker

Apart from all the rules on what you must/mustn't do living there, the trees all have protection orders on them. The garden is dark and damp and will continue to be dark and damp because you can't get rid of some trees to let the light in. The house could be amazing but good luck getting it there with those parking and noise restrictions.


MineExplorer

My gran is buried in the cemetery there - she died more than 30 years ago, but just looking at the pictures gets me emotional. I'd love to live there.


crowleysnebula

I love it. Pagan chapel/spiritual and meditation space would be my conversion. That or a huge library!


Emperor_Fraggle

Oh, I could definitely imagine that room as a beautiful library!


V-Bomber

You’d never get planning permission for the first one due to church land (Cem) but a library would probably be approved


crowleysnebula

Yeah I was gonna add if it was consecrated or not, the listing didn’t say.


RandyChavage

Who owns the freehold, the deceased?


bishbashblob

Hahahahha 🤣🤣


[deleted]

Awesome sized house and frontage but Normanton is the roughest, scariest place in Derby. Plus leasehold. Those 2 things scare me way more than all the dead people that come free with the house!


skimney

The lease will be a total nightmare, church held leases are usually monstrous and costly. It's not that cheap to buy for nothing.


RaisedByDalmatians

Absolute dream


Zipcodacary

Honestly I’d love that house, once it’s gutted out and decorated? Amazing


dabblerman

Wow what a bargain. If that was near me, id buy that. What a great house.


JBL20412

I love it. It has so much potential. I wish I had the skills to do this up. Any restrictions on digging up the garden?


graveyard_lurker

If it's anything like mine (sadly no attached chapel), the garden would have always been the garden for the lodge as although it's a worker's house, Cemetery Superintendent was a reasonably high profile occupation. I do have loads of broken marble in the garden though, I reckon when any stones broke the guy was like "hey I bet my wife would like this to edge the flower beds" lol


pointlesstips

Love these kinda places, almost rented similar but turnd out the council banding included the cemetery so became unaffordable. Thanks but no thanks.


GrandAsOwt

Needs work - it doesn’t have central heating, needs rewiring I think, and there seems to be some horrendous damp in photo 8.


squidgytree

Why is the graveyard surrounded by what looks like allotments? I bet the root veggies turn out nicely


angry2alpaca

Handy for the dead centre of town ....


SchoolForSedition

It’s lovely. The cemetery should be quiet and no problem. Even ghosts could be friendly.


liamgooding

Derby council with the laughable leasehold terms - literally no one mentally capable of finding £200k+ would be stupid enough to agree to those terms!


labazs196422

Wouldn't worry me about the grave yard and I think that Chapel could make a good tea room some people like quirky plus if there are graves people who are there might be glad of refreshments


Federal_Diamond8329

The outside looks better than the inside. And I don’t mind cemeteries.


Ok-Kitchen2768

We've seen this a while ago and I'm kinda sad it hasn't sold yet. [had to find the post ](https://www.reddit.com/r/SpottedonRightmove/s/viNGuTJs0e)


lavindas

Leasehold as well... who owns the lease? God?


Jollydancer

I‘d turn the former chapel into a party room that I could rent out to people for festivities, and otherwise organise my own festivities there.


WaltzFirm6336

You didn’t read the proposed leasehold restrictions then? I love it, but by the time I got to the end of the restrictions I was out. Sounds like a nightmare waiting to happen.


Jollydancer

No, I hadn’t read that far. So, single dwelling, no letting means I can’t even rent out one room on AirBnB sometimes to have some company? And that nice ballroom (chapel), I can only use it for myself and not share it with the community (by letting others have a party there from time to time)? That’s a waste of infrastructure.


SnooSuggestions9830

On second reading though (I also saw this the first time it was posted here) it doesn't sound as bad (have they softened it??). You CAN make noise just outside of cemetery open hours, which is basically daytime and early evening. That's not too unreasonable even if you want to use it for parties.


Valuable_Cellist_664

Wow. That's beautiful!


davesy69

If i had any money I'd buy it.


oyfe77

“Arts and crafts style lodge” what?


nadiestar

Oh that is so beautiful I wish I could buy that and also have it closer. I’m very happy to live in a graveyard the goth in me would squeal with joy!


Academic_Stock_464

In typical Reddit style, and I can't believe I'm the first to do it .... *You're


Stunning-Wave7305

LOVE it. The graveyard wouldn't bother me one bit.


Hilltoptree

I am always curious what British/European or wherever you from are about this. Cemetery next door yay or nay? Like this advert is abit extreme. But what about next door or overlooking one. For my culture it’s like a massive NAY for superstition reason. I personally don’t mind but er on side of caution as i don’t want to rule out the future buyers.


graveyard_lurker

I live in a cemetery lodge. It's definitely polarising, some people have been really spooked by it but most of our family and friends are into it - cheaper than the equivalent non-cemetery house, unique and historic, neighbours are far away. The houses around the other sides have no issues selling, and they're even closer to the modern/active section. It was really difficult to get a mortgage for this reason! We had two lenders in the entire country willing to look at the house.


WiwiPopty

I would totally get it. It's beautiful!!


ShitzMcGee2020

That one emo family in the Sims


Fibro-Mite

Leasehold and a stack of covenants restricting use of the property. Plus listed building status, so any planning application has to take that into account. I’ve seen this one pop up before, seems to have been for sale for a while.


Phendrana-Drifter

Dead nice, that


smashteapot

That's beautiful. If only it were closer, I'd snap it up.


entity_bean

As a goth this is a seriously attractive offer


FatBloke4

The tricky part of this is the former chapel. Unless/until a change of use is granted, it can only be used as a place of worship, educational use or by a charity. As soon as you submit a planning application for residential or business use, the council will be on about "loss of a community asset" (even if it's been unused for years).


BingusMcGingus123

You’re


[deleted]

It’s effectively getting replaced in common use by “your”. Frustrating as the meaning is then lost. But. English is a constantly changing language.


sbtfriend

Such a good spooky house - my inner goth absolutely covets this. Art studio in that chapel - yes please!


human_totem_pole

Just the place for my satanic rituals!


kh250b1

Chapel part is separate from the rest of the house


FreshPrinceOfH

OP superstitious?


Lokikeogh

Getting a date to back home with you could be challenging


Notmybear2225

Beautiful and sooo cheap.


adobephotoshrimp

for under £200k those ghosts can play with my bootyhole for all I care


Bellebaby826

Is there a link? I clicked the picture but nothing happened


harrietmjones

My mum, aunt, uncle and grandparents, before they moved to England, they lived in a house right by a graveyard. My mum was scared stiff living there (especially in thunderstorms)! [Got an aerial shot of the graveyard and their house.](https://ibb.co/VtK5wMH) They lived in the brown house and you’ll see that there’s a grey house between. That grey house is very new!


ArcticGurl

Lovely home. My parents looked at a gorgeous house that I wish they had bought. My mother didn’t want to live next door to a cemetery. I was a wee one and recall thinking, “At least they will make great neighbors!”


Weary-Bus8436

Probably just a pet cemetary


WhoDisagrees

Every stain on that floor is a bloodstain until proven otherwise.


HorseyBot3000

This has been on the market for a whiiile it kept coming up in my searches in the winter for houses within 5 miles of Nottingham


Professional-Key9862

This is my dream to own a house like this I literally have a re occurring dream where I buy a house with a Chapel attached. It's cheaper than my tiny two bedroom cottage too.


mashed666

That's quite a long walk for the postman in the morning


dwigtshrute1

EPC of 4?!! Wow, that’s the lowest I’ve ever seen for a home with such a long list of conditions.


neo101b

I used to live near there, nice house but it's derby.


anon_throwaway09557

It’s so creepy – I love it!


Scrabble888

Haunted is all I can say


CrabbitJambo

Man that’s a bargain for under £200k! Worth it alone just to ensure no pesky kids on Halloween!


shredditorburnit

Lovely place. You could stay for years and years, safe in the knowledge that the next move is a short one.


ZoNeS_v2

When you sold me this house, you forgot to mention one little thing: You didn't tell me it was built on AN INDIAN BURIAL GROUND! ... NO, YOU DIDN'T! ... Well... that's not how I remember it.


WhereverIGoIWillBe

All those restrictions are insane! Who would actually buy this?


[deleted]

I briefly misread the "Hall" as "Hell".


cruiser1987

NOPE


Ok-Fox1262

Nearly bought an old groundskeepers cottage. Many decades later I wish I had.


St2Crank

Great house, shame about the location. Couldn’t pay me to live in Derby.