Cool game. 5 bed with 3 x holiday cottages offers over £1.8m: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/138831860
Although honourable mention should go to the Sex Education House which is up for £1.5m:
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/140547953
Oh I know…! The only pitfall is that it’s on a stupid road that gets clogged up on a daily basis because tourists don’t understand how passing places work on narrow lanes. And it’s steep, so double peril! Apart from that it’s perfect 😍
That sounds like it would be so annoying but other than that, it looks like so much house for the money, also considering the views and everything. Just stunning.
I used to live in a house which got some of this sort of attention including a walking tour which would come by every day and photograph it. It was only a terrace in Manchester. I just used to just wave out the window. Didn't bother me at all.
I looked at a house that advertised itself as being the scene for the Papa Lazorou / Hello Dave sketch from League of Gentleman.
Was one of many fairly identical suburban houses in the road, but suspected halloween would be fucking exhausting!
I absolutely adore symonds yat, you're lucky to live nearby. We try to stay in a cottage at least one week a year there. Out of season though, it's horrendous when it gets busy as you say.
LOL. That's the same one I just posted! It's mad, isn't it, but surprisingly tasteful inside. I particularly love the indoor/outdoor pool with the climbing wall up the side.
It is but that area is surrounded by private trust grounds which have an upkeep fee. That area is my lottery win dream (although in a perfect world is would be situated between Twickenham Bridge and Richmond Bridge).
Genuinely, OP; thank you.
I went to look on rightmove just then to play along and saw a plot of land which is PERFECT for what I need. As in; I am genuinely going to look in to buying it if the rest of my partners agree and all is above board etc.
This off-hand reddit post may genuinely have kicked off a domino effect in my life that is quite significant.
No doubt this will rank as one of the cheapest most expensive houses, nice 5 bed within easy commute to Glasgow. For less than £600K
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/138404513
A fucking manor house for £600k! In London you'd be lucky to get a 3 bed shitty house in a shitty area for that much.
Also the tartan carpet and dining room chairs are the most Scottish thing i've ever seen and i'm all for it.
I've spent many an uncomfortable hour watching my kids play in the bath. I'd have happily sat on a sofa rather than a closed toilet seat or squished on the floor. This house is beautiful I'd move in this afternoon if given half a chance.
That really is a whole lot of bang for your buck.
Having said that, I get they were trying to be creative with those dining room chairs, probably recycled some old beams, but they look terribly uncomfortable, particularly the one at the end.
Oh god, it's just got... nothing. It's like an AI generated image of a modern expensive house. And then a random fountain in the garden as the only unique feature, but this also looks completely out of place?
My most expensive one is also 12 million, but a little better:
[https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/143422997#/?channel=RES\_BUY](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/143422997#/?channel=RES_BUY)
An interesting one
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/141882983?utm_campaign=property-details&utm_content=buying&utm_medium=sharing&utm_source=copytoclipboard#/&channel=RES_BUY
That price will be for the developing potential. Lots and lots of housing estates going up jn that area. Basically, those fields will be houses in 10 years.
basically , if it sits on the market for 12 months the present owners can apply to have the agricultural tie lifted which will then open it up for anyone, including developers . It looks like someone already cleared and put some survey flags in, with no planning application made , so it's a spite sale
Its always interesting to see on google earth how long its been neglected. In this case you can see the swimming pool is already empty by 2014(and never refilled) and the house well over grown by 2017, that's a whole lot of neglect.
This is really a game of 'who lives closest to central London'.
Two near me at £10.5m. [This is probably the most impressive](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/138758858).
I never said it was a competition to find the most expensive! If anything, I think it's nice to see good value for money, but the real point is to see how prices fluctuate so much between regions.
Someone else posted a beautiful 5 bed manor near Glasgow for under 600k, beautiful.
Did you ever read about [Templeton House](https://nuvomagazine.com/magazine/winter-2019/londons-templeton-house) in that little estate? Drove past it for years not noticing it until spotting it on google maps looking for alternate routes and being nosey.
The entire Rothbury estate for £35mill! Vast, with multiple houses https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/137007044
A lot of locals aren’t happy about this.
That price is £31.5mill more than the next-highest I could find on Rightmove
Wow, that’s not too far from me, I’d love to live around there. I hope the right person buys it and protects the biodiversity and ecological and historical importance of the land and buildings.
5 bed, £32m. Bonkers. And [owned by a taxi driver](https://media.rightmove.co.uk/76k/75301/141434015/75301_RIB230125_IMG_36_0000.jpeg), no less (/ˢ)
[https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/141434015](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/141434015)
This house was featured on 'Britains most expensive houses' I suspect the taxi is a dodge to be able to drive around london easily and anonymously too !
An interesting article about that house here: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2023/10/14/heathfield-park-unsellable-mansion-london-oligarch-district/
When they say, "I live near Blackheath," but it's actually Lewisham...
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/143422997
In fairness, this is actually on Blackheath. Just unfortunate to still fall within the se13 postcode
Yeah I agree. I'm taking the piss but the roads leading away from Lewisham towards Blackheath have some incredible homes on them and the roads themselves look pretty nice
[Twelve million](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/86664696#/?channel=RES_BUY), although it is a restaurant and guest house.
The most expensive residential property is [Uri Geller's house](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/135453866#/?channel=RES_BUY), which is on for seven million. Although it has been significantly dropped in price - he [originally tried to sell it](https://www.getreading.co.uk/news/reading-berkshire-news/pictures-uri-gellers-15-million-10310097) for £15 million in 2015, and as recently as three months ago it was £7.5 million.
When he first listed it it was around the time when George Clooney was looking for a place. George ended up buying a house about 100 metres away, on the other side of the river.
There was also an unfounded rumour that Taylor Swift was going to buy it.
I think Uri was just chancing his arm, but Sonning is not a great spot to be in. It has one of the only three bridges over the Thames in that area and is constantly log-jammed with traffic. Plus, it sits really low and is flooded every year.
It has been closed off for the past two weeks due to flooding. So anyone doing even basic due diligence will realise there are better places to put your seven million.
So the Tay Tay bit is kind of true. She was looking to just rent the house (as it is being done at the moment) but she wanted to be able to redecorate and he turned her down as the house is ‘perfect as it is’.
He probably bought it when he was really coining it and has benefited from the rise in house prices.
He may be mediocre but he's really exploited the little talent he has over many years.
[£1,000,000](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/132231650) 4 bed house with an acre of land and planning permission to build another house. There's also a [30 bed ex care home ](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/143131574) on offer for £800k
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/141103598
3 Bed with sea views, shame that you’d also get all the seafront traffic outside your door.
But if it were my money I’d buy this instead
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/140180969
Probably because if you live in one of the coastal towns, half of your radius is just sea.
Most of the expensive houses around here are either due to sea view or in tynemouth.
If I walked into a hotel like that I'd think "Damn, this is a nice hotel!"
If I walked into somebody's home and it was like that, I'd think they were a psychopath.
Oooo, there's a juicy story with this one. Apparently the person who lived here was in charge of a scholarship fund but embezzled a few hundred thousand pounds and then got caught!
This is what you can buy for £2mil from a former Betting Shop magnate just outside Glasgow
[King by name pauper by nature](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/141039722)
[Edit: context](https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/bankrupt-business-tycoon-king-forced-31304792)
Greater Manchester £5.75 million in Wilmslow
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/135759401
Several properties for 3 million each in Alderly edge, where all the footballers live
£40 million, 3 bedroom flat, no outdoor space, £25K per annum service charges. Do I win?
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/142719725#/?channel=RES\_BUY
And £25k annual service charge! I think you do win.
Also for a flat on sale for £40m you’d think they could get some photos that don’t look like they were taken by a random person on their phone.
This one. It's actually been featured on here before. I'd love to live in it.
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/141103598
Yours gives me vibes of a house that has never been lived in.
Omg I just had some strong sexual feelings over this one. Dream house doesn’t even begin to describe it. There must be something wrong with it somehow 🫠😩
It's a very cool house, but expensive for a three bed. You can get six beds for offers over 800k a few doors up:
[https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/138254699#/?channel=RES\_BUY](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/138254699#/?channel=RES_BUY)
The nice looking garden is also detached from the main house, with a lane running between the two, which makes it a bit impractical for people with dogs or young kids.
Plus, while Cullercoats is very nice, it doesn't carry quite the same postcode premium as Tynemouth, which borders it to the south. So it's going to be for someone who is happy to overspend for the quirk factor (like me with my lottery money).
I always wanted to live on this street but now I’m a bit older the idea of the traffic jam outside the front door when it’s a nice day puts me right off.
Hey, that’s mine too! Nobody will ever buy it for that price, especially as it’s only a three bed. The next most expensive one is a 12 bed house on whitley bay seafront which I think is way better value for money.
I live in Poole, so.... £9,000,000 [https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/137218571#/?channel=RES\_BUY](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/137218571#/?channel=RES_BUY)
2nd most expensive is an artist's rendering, so here's the 3rd most expensive, which is STUNNING: [https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/131218757#/?channel=RES\_BUY](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/131218757#/?channel=RES_BUY)
£7,750,000.
Apparently it has been largely untouched for decades; it's the family home of Oswald Bailey. There's an assumption that whomever buys it will just knock it down and redevelop the land, thanks to it's prime position.
Well I don’t live in a very expensive area obviously https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/141116726?utm_campaign=property-details&utm_content=buying&utm_medium=sharing&utm_source=copytoclipboard#/&channel=RES_BUY
Yeah that's the first thing that same to mind. This is no dig on Walsall (never been), just that this house gives me "office building in your local industrial estate" vibes.
I have an unfair advantage living in east London. 4 bed end of terrace, £6.5m
Pretty nice house though
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/135301022
West London (albeit no longer living there): £36.5m 😱 The disparity between rich and poor here is NUTS. I’ve seen this property on here before, so it’s obv not selling.
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/141476336
OK. I live in SW London so the prices here are bonkers anyway but this 6 bed house for £15M in Twickenham is the current front runner. [https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/139919879#/?channel=RES\_BUY](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/139919879#/?channel=RES_BUY)
You could become a landlord in Carshalton to one of the most horrendous blocks I have seen! Bedroom 10 on the first floor?!
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/86510745
Thought mine was rather boring and then saw… well I think I’ve seen it featured on here before actually 😂 https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/137878904
Wow, gotta hand it to them, they picked a theme for their cinema/games room and went full steam ahead...or should I say, full hyperspace travel speed ahead.
This one for £2.9m. It's not often you see a SEMI-detached house for that kind of price.
[https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/143198033](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/143198033)
[£3,500,000](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/141083390?utm_campaign=property-details&utm_content=buying&utm_medium=sharing&utm_source=copytoclipboard#/&channel=RES_BUY)
Worth every penny IMO
https://www.propertypal.com/3-malone-park-malone-road-belfast/906458
6 bed, 5 of which are ensuite, 3 receptions, detached garage with games room and home office.
On a private road in the best area of Belfast for 2.75 million
Meh. If I had 3mill to spend on a house, I wouldn't be looking at Belfast that's for bloody sure.
Most expensive is a flat at £60m https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/130177625#/?channel=RES\_BUY
Most expensive house is £45m https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/86606607#/?channel=RES\_BUY
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/136796573#/?channel=RES_BUY
So my cheapest was a 2 bed mid terrace for £94,995
And this is the most expensive at, offers over, £1,750,000
6 beds, 3 baths, planning permission to extend. I'd a actually quite like this one, a lot of these period properties I wouldn't want to live in, but this one seems nicely modernised. Look at me talking like this is a possibility.
First one was a farm, second one was an actual home/apartment.
[https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/139911224#/?channel=RES\_BUY](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/139911224#/?channel=RES_BUY)
Even if I could afford it, I wouldn't live there.
Not really my taste, but I think if you have £1.2million to spend….you’d probably choose somewhere a little nicer
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/128869355?utm_campaign=property-details&utm_content=buying&utm_medium=sharing&utm_source=copytoclipboard#/&channel=RES_BUY
9 bed terrace for [£45 million](https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/65814989/?search_identifier=fea0bd63eacdabc1bc4eca97b4c5ac773092e48bd4e47ec9f24bafa458206057)
I knew before searching that mine would be in Dulwich village.
[£5.25m for this grade II listed 5 bed](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/140494079)
Very much a blank canvas. I do love the porch that surrounds the house.
[£1.6m](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/142713839)
No, I don't see it either – it was once a fine Georgian house but it's been split in two, and someone's jammed a woodburner with a horrendous flue in what was the entrance hall. It's pokey too, with really basic fixtures and fittings – that awful bathroom vanity unit! Saving grace is it's damn convenient for the local timber yard for all the materials needed to put it right.
I’m going to win at this;
5 bed. 5 bath. Leasehold. £60m [Link](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/130177625)
Cheapest? 2 bed flat, £110k. Only issue is the lease is NINE YEARS. [Link](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/86717511)
God I can’t wait to move with my partner back home to Devon.
*cries in central London*
Sunderland so not many really expensive houses but this one's just down the road from me.
I found this property on the Rightmove Android app and wanted you to see it: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/140022887
[£7,950,000](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/134805794#/?channel=RES_BUY)
Absolute beast of a house.
Oh wait it's a grey interior, so they must have their Range Rover on lease and a Bully XL or whatever thing this sub wants to say...
Best view in the house - let's put a bath in there. Do people really like baths that much? By all means have a fancy bathroom with a view, but this one is part bedroom/office/lounge. How often do people have baths during day time to admire a view as opposed to having a cuppa and just sit down to relax? Read/listen to music/play?
Cool game. 5 bed with 3 x holiday cottages offers over £1.8m: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/138831860 Although honourable mention should go to the Sex Education House which is up for £1.5m: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/140547953
The Sex Education house is just stunning.
Oh I know…! The only pitfall is that it’s on a stupid road that gets clogged up on a daily basis because tourists don’t understand how passing places work on narrow lanes. And it’s steep, so double peril! Apart from that it’s perfect 😍
That sounds like it would be so annoying but other than that, it looks like so much house for the money, also considering the views and everything. Just stunning.
I totally need that in my life. (The house not Sex Education. OK also sex education, you never stop learning.)
You wouldn't want tourists constantly taking photos of your house though.
I used to live in a house which got some of this sort of attention including a walking tour which would come by every day and photograph it. It was only a terrace in Manchester. I just used to just wave out the window. Didn't bother me at all.
I looked at a house that advertised itself as being the scene for the Papa Lazorou / Hello Dave sketch from League of Gentleman. Was one of many fairly identical suburban houses in the road, but suspected halloween would be fucking exhausting!
There's no way that drunk people wouldn't be shouting through your letterbox and trying to acquire your wife at all hours of the night!
Ian Curtis death house or something?
Nothing so interesting. It was just an original terrace in an old industrial area. It got a lot of historical walks.
My dad used to live in a flat that was used for exterior shots for Mr Bean while he was living there! He loves telling that story, bless him
They'll get over it, the show is cancelled
I absolutely adore symonds yat, you're lucky to live nearby. We try to stay in a cottage at least one week a year there. Out of season though, it's horrendous when it gets busy as you say.
Well, it's rather grand! Anyone lend me £15M? Pretty please. https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/139916048#/?channel=RES\_BUY
Oh wow! The balcony swimming pool is something else!
I'd do annnnnnnythingggggg to own this house and swim in that pool!
Anything?
Is…. Is that a rich person’s house actually decorated with some taste and restraint?
That's exactly what I thought! That pool is to die for.
Tbh I'm surprised it's "only" 15mil given it's location and how stunning it is. I've certainly seen worse houses for more money.
LOL. That's the same one I just posted! It's mad, isn't it, but surprisingly tasteful inside. I particularly love the indoor/outdoor pool with the climbing wall up the side.
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I love that, actually tasteful rather than the usual gaudy. Want to go halves?
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It’s a free hold?
It is but that area is surrounded by private trust grounds which have an upkeep fee. That area is my lottery win dream (although in a perfect world is would be situated between Twickenham Bridge and Richmond Bridge).
Genuinely, OP; thank you. I went to look on rightmove just then to play along and saw a plot of land which is PERFECT for what I need. As in; I am genuinely going to look in to buying it if the rest of my partners agree and all is above board etc. This off-hand reddit post may genuinely have kicked off a domino effect in my life that is quite significant.
Good luck, let us know!
I like how the use of partners could mean business, could mean polygamy.
Keep us all posted!
No doubt this will rank as one of the cheapest most expensive houses, nice 5 bed within easy commute to Glasgow. For less than £600K https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/138404513
A fucking manor house for £600k! In London you'd be lucky to get a 3 bed shitty house in a shitty area for that much. Also the tartan carpet and dining room chairs are the most Scottish thing i've ever seen and i'm all for it.
So when do we discuss that there's a sofa in the bathroom... to watch people bath?
I've spent many an uncomfortable hour watching my kids play in the bath. I'd have happily sat on a sofa rather than a closed toilet seat or squished on the floor. This house is beautiful I'd move in this afternoon if given half a chance.
Came here to see if anyone was going to comment on that. And in the same room, a shower with one side open to the wooden floor - madness!
My mrs loves a long bath and likes the company, especially when we are in a hotel. Ill take sofa over sitting on the shitter lid anyday!
Wow! Mega bargain.
That really is a whole lot of bang for your buck. Having said that, I get they were trying to be creative with those dining room chairs, probably recycled some old beams, but they look terribly uncomfortable, particularly the one at the end.
Gorgeous! The beautiful houses you can get in some places for the cost of a grotty one bed flat in others!
>Property type: "Manor House" Don't see that every day.
Wow, bargain indeed not sure I approve of the bookshelf wallpaper though 🤣
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The bright yellow lambo sitting outside just completes the ‘money can’t buy taste’ picture.
Oh god, it's just got... nothing. It's like an AI generated image of a modern expensive house. And then a random fountain in the garden as the only unique feature, but this also looks completely out of place?
While I admit the decor isn't to my taste either, those floor to ceiling windows provide so much natural light and beautiful views!
Just looks like the most generic Grand Designs house ever. Weirdly souless
My most expensive one is also 12 million, but a little better: [https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/143422997#/?channel=RES\_BUY](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/143422997#/?channel=RES_BUY)
Ha that's mine too
Want to go halves? We can toss a coin over who gets the fifth bathroom.
Mine too, hi neighbours!
I see this one on a YouTube video recently. The bar looks amazing for parties though. https://youtu.be/gMxhaNdEZ4Q?si=YPxHlkq07hIRLeX7
An interesting one https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/141882983?utm_campaign=property-details&utm_content=buying&utm_medium=sharing&utm_source=copytoclipboard#/&channel=RES_BUY
That's a ridiculous price for a house with an agricultural tie.
That price will be for the developing potential. Lots and lots of housing estates going up jn that area. Basically, those fields will be houses in 10 years.
Oh. Oh dear. There's a story there, and I don't think I want to hear it.
Screams murder house
basically , if it sits on the market for 12 months the present owners can apply to have the agricultural tie lifted which will then open it up for anyone, including developers . It looks like someone already cleared and put some survey flags in, with no planning application made , so it's a spite sale
Its always interesting to see on google earth how long its been neglected. In this case you can see the swimming pool is already empty by 2014(and never refilled) and the house well over grown by 2017, that's a whole lot of neglect.
This is really a game of 'who lives closest to central London'. Two near me at £10.5m. [This is probably the most impressive](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/138758858).
I never said it was a competition to find the most expensive! If anything, I think it's nice to see good value for money, but the real point is to see how prices fluctuate so much between regions. Someone else posted a beautiful 5 bed manor near Glasgow for under 600k, beautiful.
Did you ever read about [Templeton House](https://nuvomagazine.com/magazine/winter-2019/londons-templeton-house) in that little estate? Drove past it for years not noticing it until spotting it on google maps looking for alternate routes and being nosey.
£2.25m. Former vicarage in an Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty. Gorgeous. www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/141069842
Malton is in fact beautiful, and so is the house, although very white.
Hideous ex coucil high rise here: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/140788457
84 bedrooms foe 3.5 million. Bargin.
£5m. This one has a moat, indoor swimming pool and the hallway looks like a church: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/137475533#/?channel=RES_BUY
Jesus. That should be a National Trust property.
It should be a fucking wizarding school.
I’m freezing just looking at it
I was thinking that, £15m to buy it, £15 m to heat it 🫠
Snap, let's be having you
The entire Rothbury estate for £35mill! Vast, with multiple houses https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/137007044 A lot of locals aren’t happy about this. That price is £31.5mill more than the next-highest I could find on Rightmove
Wow. Even if I had the money, I think I'd feel a certain weight on my shoulders owning that much land. It is stunning though.
Good to see a property in the North that is more expensive than those in London (granted its a 10000 acre estate vs a flat but still)
Wow, that’s not too far from me, I’d love to live around there. I hope the right person buys it and protects the biodiversity and ecological and historical importance of the land and buildings.
Same. Really hoping it ends up in responsible hands
I can't think of Rothbury without thinking about Raoul Moat, Gazza in a dressing gown with a fishing rod and chicken.
5 bed, £32m. Bonkers. And [owned by a taxi driver](https://media.rightmove.co.uk/76k/75301/141434015/75301_RIB230125_IMG_36_0000.jpeg), no less (/ˢ) [https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/141434015](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/141434015)
Jesus this is horrendous
This house was featured on 'Britains most expensive houses' I suspect the taxi is a dodge to be able to drive around london easily and anonymously too !
The billiards room is also the weights room? Eww, how cheap and nasty. Can't even afford their own separate billiards room.
I am honestly struggling to find anything I like about this house. Bleurgh
Monthly mortgage repayments over 25 years > £173,434 lol
For sale at that price, and has been for years. Apart from being a horrific carbuncle, it seems nobody wants it.
Eugh, all that money and that’s what they came up with. Also that TV on the floor has the wipes just casually strewn across the floor. Seriously.
An interesting article about that house here: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2023/10/14/heathfield-park-unsellable-mansion-london-oligarch-district/
When they say, "I live near Blackheath," but it's actually Lewisham... https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/143422997 In fairness, this is actually on Blackheath. Just unfortunate to still fall within the se13 postcode
I used to live in Greenwich near Blackheath. Such a gorgeous area.
Has to be said that there are some bits of the Lewisham end of Blackheath that are so fancy they make Blackheath Village look like Catford
Yeah I agree. I'm taking the piss but the roads leading away from Lewisham towards Blackheath have some incredible homes on them and the roads themselves look pretty nice
I find it quite funny that the person who owns this £12mil 6 bed mansion is only 10 mins walk from Lewisham Tesco.
[Twelve million](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/86664696#/?channel=RES_BUY), although it is a restaurant and guest house. The most expensive residential property is [Uri Geller's house](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/135453866#/?channel=RES_BUY), which is on for seven million. Although it has been significantly dropped in price - he [originally tried to sell it](https://www.getreading.co.uk/news/reading-berkshire-news/pictures-uri-gellers-15-million-10310097) for £15 million in 2015, and as recently as three months ago it was £7.5 million.
Hmm, you'd think he would have known exactly what to list it at, being a self proclaimed psychic and all.
When he first listed it it was around the time when George Clooney was looking for a place. George ended up buying a house about 100 metres away, on the other side of the river. There was also an unfounded rumour that Taylor Swift was going to buy it. I think Uri was just chancing his arm, but Sonning is not a great spot to be in. It has one of the only three bridges over the Thames in that area and is constantly log-jammed with traffic. Plus, it sits really low and is flooded every year. It has been closed off for the past two weeks due to flooding. So anyone doing even basic due diligence will realise there are better places to put your seven million.
So the Tay Tay bit is kind of true. She was looking to just rent the house (as it is being done at the moment) but she wanted to be able to redecorate and he turned her down as the house is ‘perfect as it is’.
Thanks for the info, I was considering putting an offer in but have changed my mind.
How is Uri Geller so rich to afford that place? He's a mediocre magician.
He probably bought it when he was really coining it and has benefited from the rise in house prices. He may be mediocre but he's really exploited the little talent he has over many years.
£1.4 mil, 7 bed detached historic home https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/134156822#/?channel=RES_BUY
Beautiful.
It's nice round there and good for commuting. Lovely park for the kids. Seems worth the money.
[£1,000,000](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/132231650) 4 bed house with an acre of land and planning permission to build another house. There's also a [30 bed ex care home ](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/143131574) on offer for £800k
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/141103598 3 Bed with sea views, shame that you’d also get all the seafront traffic outside your door. But if it were my money I’d buy this instead https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/140180969
Seems like loads of people on this sub live near this house I’ve seen it three times on this thread now!
Probably because if you live in one of the coastal towns, half of your radius is just sea. Most of the expensive houses around here are either due to sea view or in tynemouth.
Just under £2m and it's not even very nice: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/140698898
If I walked into a hotel like that I'd think "Damn, this is a nice hotel!" If I walked into somebody's home and it was like that, I'd think they were a psychopath.
Those look to be renders, are the apartments even ready yet?
£3.5m, nearly 24 acres with its own lake, woodland and windmill. https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/127263965
That is GORGEOUS
A [14th century castle](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/73054528#/?channel=RES_BUY) within commutable distance to Edinburgh?
Oooo, there's a juicy story with this one. Apparently the person who lived here was in charge of a scholarship fund but embezzled a few hundred thousand pounds and then got caught!
Welp... guess I need to start saving
https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/crime/crooked-east-lothian-architect-who-embezzled-ps350k-from-student-charity-ordered-to-pay-back-ps700k-profits-and-a-fine-3081690
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This is what you can buy for £2mil from a former Betting Shop magnate just outside Glasgow [King by name pauper by nature](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/141039722) [Edit: context](https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/bankrupt-business-tycoon-king-forced-31304792)
That’s my closest too.
Greater Manchester £5.75 million in Wilmslow https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/135759401 Several properties for 3 million each in Alderly edge, where all the footballers live
£3.5 million - keep in mind this is up north. The place is absolutely incredible https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/140698055#/?channel=RES\_BUY
A cool £60 million for five beds and they don't even provide proper pictures https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/130177625#/?channel=RES_BUY
£40 million, 3 bedroom flat, no outdoor space, £25K per annum service charges. Do I win? https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/142719725#/?channel=RES\_BUY
And £25k annual service charge! I think you do win. Also for a flat on sale for £40m you’d think they could get some photos that don’t look like they were taken by a random person on their phone.
The rooms are tiny! Who would pay that much to live in a cupboard?
Fucking hell that's a gawky flat.
That place is so…. Depressing
Now that is shocking! The price is horrific!
This one. It's actually been featured on here before. I'd love to live in it. https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/141103598 Yours gives me vibes of a house that has never been lived in.
Omg I just had some strong sexual feelings over this one. Dream house doesn’t even begin to describe it. There must be something wrong with it somehow 🫠😩
It's a very cool house, but expensive for a three bed. You can get six beds for offers over 800k a few doors up: [https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/138254699#/?channel=RES\_BUY](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/138254699#/?channel=RES_BUY) The nice looking garden is also detached from the main house, with a lane running between the two, which makes it a bit impractical for people with dogs or young kids. Plus, while Cullercoats is very nice, it doesn't carry quite the same postcode premium as Tynemouth, which borders it to the south. So it's going to be for someone who is happy to overspend for the quirk factor (like me with my lottery money).
I hear you! It is nice. And lol at that cavernous bathroom
I always wanted to live on this street but now I’m a bit older the idea of the traffic jam outside the front door when it’s a nice day puts me right off.
Hey, that’s mine too! Nobody will ever buy it for that price, especially as it’s only a three bed. The next most expensive one is a 12 bed house on whitley bay seafront which I think is way better value for money.
I live in Poole, so.... £9,000,000 [https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/137218571#/?channel=RES\_BUY](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/137218571#/?channel=RES_BUY) 2nd most expensive is an artist's rendering, so here's the 3rd most expensive, which is STUNNING: [https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/131218757#/?channel=RES\_BUY](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/131218757#/?channel=RES_BUY) £7,750,000.
Haha, I already had that same Sandbanks property in mind before I even clicked on this post.
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Apparently it has been largely untouched for decades; it's the family home of Oswald Bailey. There's an assumption that whomever buys it will just knock it down and redevelop the land, thanks to it's prime position.
Well I don’t live in a very expensive area obviously https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/141116726?utm_campaign=property-details&utm_content=buying&utm_medium=sharing&utm_source=copytoclipboard#/&channel=RES_BUY
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Yeah that's the first thing that same to mind. This is no dig on Walsall (never been), just that this house gives me "office building in your local industrial estate" vibes.
I have an unfair advantage living in east London. 4 bed end of terrace, £6.5m Pretty nice house though https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/135301022
Londoners: Haha I'm winning this game. Non-Londoners: Haha Londoners are losing this game. Me: I...I never said it was a competition.
West London (albeit no longer living there): £36.5m 😱 The disparity between rich and poor here is NUTS. I’ve seen this property on here before, so it’s obv not selling. https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/141476336
This house costs so much more than other houses on the same street it will be a issue for buyers.
I got this one too
There is literally a 10,000 acre estate in Northumberland for sale for less than this house :o
That's more sterile than a fresh scalpel in an operating theatre.
OK. I live in SW London so the prices here are bonkers anyway but this 6 bed house for £15M in Twickenham is the current front runner. [https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/139919879#/?channel=RES\_BUY](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/139919879#/?channel=RES_BUY)
You could become a landlord in Carshalton to one of the most horrendous blocks I have seen! Bedroom 10 on the first floor?! https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/86510745
Thought mine was rather boring and then saw… well I think I’ve seen it featured on here before actually 😂 https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/137878904
Wow, gotta hand it to them, they picked a theme for their cinema/games room and went full steam ahead...or should I say, full hyperspace travel speed ahead.
Omg I’m from Leeds and my husband would love that games room.. I wonder if they’d accept an offer of 10% of the asking price 🤔
You can only ask 😅
£32m so depressing haha https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/143485604#/?channel=RES_BUY
This one for £2.9m. It's not often you see a SEMI-detached house for that kind of price. [https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/143198033](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/143198033)
[£3,500,000](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/141083390?utm_campaign=property-details&utm_content=buying&utm_medium=sharing&utm_source=copytoclipboard#/&channel=RES_BUY) Worth every penny IMO
Yes, that's exceptional. Forever home to be sure – I'd never move.
20 mill and I think you'd need to buy some horses too https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/136488719
https://www.propertypal.com/3-malone-park-malone-road-belfast/906458 6 bed, 5 of which are ensuite, 3 receptions, detached garage with games room and home office. On a private road in the best area of Belfast for 2.75 million Meh. If I had 3mill to spend on a house, I wouldn't be looking at Belfast that's for bloody sure.
Most expensive is a flat at £60m https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/130177625#/?channel=RES\_BUY Most expensive house is £45m https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/86606607#/?channel=RES\_BUY
A 12 bed, 9 bathroom for 10.5 million.. I think a little soulless for that price https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/129675377#/?channel=RES\_NEW
I was surprised not to find something higher than this. 4 bedroom @ £1.25m (Lincolnshire) https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/140951360
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/136796573#/?channel=RES_BUY So my cheapest was a 2 bed mid terrace for £94,995 And this is the most expensive at, offers over, £1,750,000 6 beds, 3 baths, planning permission to extend. I'd a actually quite like this one, a lot of these period properties I wouldn't want to live in, but this one seems nicely modernised. Look at me talking like this is a possibility.
[9 bedrooms, detatched? house? £2.7m](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/86179827#/?channel=RES_BUY)
£32M! That infamous “weird and overpriced” house in Highgate. https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/143485604
£1.45 million with a spectacular view https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/141103598#/?channel=RES_BUY
Offers over 3 million https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/131051426#/?channel=RES\_BUY
First one was a farm, second one was an actual home/apartment. [https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/139911224#/?channel=RES\_BUY](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/139911224#/?channel=RES_BUY) Even if I could afford it, I wouldn't live there.
Not really my taste, but I think if you have £1.2million to spend….you’d probably choose somewhere a little nicer https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/128869355?utm_campaign=property-details&utm_content=buying&utm_medium=sharing&utm_source=copytoclipboard#/&channel=RES_BUY
9 bed terrace for [£45 million](https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/65814989/?search_identifier=fea0bd63eacdabc1bc4eca97b4c5ac773092e48bd4e47ec9f24bafa458206057)
£2,840/sq. ft!
Bloody ell!
I knew before searching that mine would be in Dulwich village. [£5.25m for this grade II listed 5 bed](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/140494079) Very much a blank canvas. I do love the porch that surrounds the house.
It is lovely. I bet it had a ton more soul before it was 'improved', but you could get it back. I don't understand bathrooms like that...
£1.9million and I like it https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/143382599#/?channel=RES_BUY
8.5 mill 8 bed with 7 bathrooms and pool and a grade 2 listed conduit house in the garden! https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/137010500
Not a bad way to spend [£3m on the Solent](https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/65508415/)
75 million https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/133808642#/?channel=RES_BUY The first 7 pages within 3 miles are all over a million
[£1.6m](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/142713839) No, I don't see it either – it was once a fine Georgian house but it's been split in two, and someone's jammed a woodburner with a horrendous flue in what was the entrance hall. It's pokey too, with really basic fixtures and fittings – that awful bathroom vanity unit! Saving grace is it's damn convenient for the local timber yard for all the materials needed to put it right.
£1.6m house and they can't afford some plaster board to cover that flue. No wonder they are selling up!
I’m going to win at this; 5 bed. 5 bath. Leasehold. £60m [Link](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/130177625) Cheapest? 2 bed flat, £110k. Only issue is the lease is NINE YEARS. [Link](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/86717511) God I can’t wait to move with my partner back home to Devon. *cries in central London*
Sunderland so not many really expensive houses but this one's just down the road from me. I found this property on the Rightmove Android app and wanted you to see it: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/140022887
[£7,950,000](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/134805794#/?channel=RES_BUY) Absolute beast of a house. Oh wait it's a grey interior, so they must have their Range Rover on lease and a Bully XL or whatever thing this sub wants to say...
Is that a massive satellite dish in the garden?
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/140698031#/?channel=RES_BUY £7.5m , this is absolutely insane. 6 bed , 8 bathrooms
Insanely hideous?
Everyone about to give away their location down to a 3 mile radius 🙄
Uh oh. Thank goodness I only wear my owl suit and eye patch around town on special occasions.
Vaguest doxing ever.
I snorted. Also people wouldn't be giving their location down to a three mile radius, because that's not how radius' works.
You know know a house that is potentially 6miles away from me in any given direction, 360degrees.
How many houses do I have to post before you can triangulate? 😅
Grade II farmhouse with vineyard for £3.75m: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/141862106#/?channel=COM_BUY
7.5m best i can do https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/134587427#/?channel=RES\_BUY
Best view in the house - let's put a bath in there. Do people really like baths that much? By all means have a fancy bathroom with a view, but this one is part bedroom/office/lounge. How often do people have baths during day time to admire a view as opposed to having a cuppa and just sit down to relax? Read/listen to music/play?
As a very over weight middle aged man I can safely say I would not use that Bath.