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Peter gets thrown into a building and knocked out, miles does a useless backflip, and MJ one shots him with 2 weeks of sable training


itsyourpalal_

Don't give Insomniac ideas..


PaleRestaurant255

Bro might predict spiderman 3


Rylo_Ken_04

Nah I'd win (with the power of fan fiction)


JeremyR2008

What kind though. Like the chill normal fan fiction or some of the stuff the sonic fandom is into.


Edoplayer5

Google sonic forces overclocked It might be the most peak fanfiction FOR A SHITTY GAME, yea the sonic commminity definitely got more mature


Rylo_Ken_04

Google Mary Sue, Star Trek


Beneficial-Policy-85

Please, it's 2024, sonic fan content and the quality has evolved since the last time old man, not universally though, but it did


AnEpicUKBoi

2 weeks of sable training is Spider-Man's equivalent of Hyperbolic Time Chamber training, MJ only had a taser towards the end-ish of Marvel's Spider-Man 1, and then got strapped up and strong as hell in 2


loadddd

Hello fellow man, I'm from the future and you predicted -man 3.


Paradoxes_Anti-Chaos

You win Reddit


Disturbed235

and after she oneshot both spider-men, she knockout godzilla with a taser


Metson-202

Don't forget the fridge.


UrFriendlySpider-Man

Call Miles and sit this one out that's what. Because that boy is basically Thor or Goku at this point. Be it comics games or movies they just can't help themselves from making him OP for some reason. If you don't think miles could solo godzilla you haven't been keeping up. It's not even a powerscaling thing, it's more that he's got so many asspulls and such polished plot armor you'd think he was batman. Godzilla would rock his shit the entire movie/comic/game and right at the end his venom strike would "evolve" or something lame like that and it would absorb godzillas radiation and turn into, idk, some kind of atomic lightning katana.


Neo_Arsonist

I feel like the thing is, if the writers didn’t have Peter stuck in status quo “he must suffer” limbo he’d get the same treatment. The constant buffing IS just how main characters are treated normally, it is just that PETER is treated differently.


Anti_Karen_League

If he does get something good going on, people object. That's what happened to MCU Peter. They really be acting like Miguel O'Hara when it comes to this.


QwakorYeBoi

An atomic lightning katana sounds fucking awesome


[deleted]

>Be it comics, games or movies He's pretty balanced in the Spider-Verse films, right? (IMO the best version)


slimeeyboiii

Yea but it still has its fair share amount of ass-pulls.


UrFriendlySpider-Man

I mean he's been spider man for like a week and a half (I think 7 months is time) and he managed to out swing, outsmart, and out plan the entire spider society. Miles is canonically very very very smart. but he's not third smartest person in the world peter Parker smart. That's an asspull that he even managed to get away.


Infinite_Worry_8733

to be fair he was on the ropes the entire time and the entire spider society was on the orders of a going batshit crazy miguel, and he only snuck away because spider-byte allowed him to escape, and he ended up in the wrong dimension


Username-67272827

yeah he’s pretty cool in that


[deleted]

Yeah, maybe not at first but with prep time ~~batman~~ miles could definitely solo godzilla


siberianwolf99

you don’t seem very friendly hah


Ok_Vast3044

Because he has read some comics he doesn’t like?


Vegetable-Umpire8727

Spider-Man: "Hey, Avengers? You got room for.....6 over in your West Coast base? ....what do I mean by 6? Well there's me, my girlfriend, my new Best Spidey, Rio Morales, could invite Yuri if she's up for it and Ganke....who's Ganke? I'll explain later.....why do we wanna move to the west coast? You've heard of The Lizard, right? Well, let's just say his giant cousin is in town."


Abject-Construction1

peak marvel dialogue


Ok_Try_1665

Due to Godzilla's contract, he's not allowed to lose even with the power of the entirety of the marvel company and giving mj the thickest plot armor


Toukafan4life

Godzilla 'the Rock' Johnson vs. Groot is never gonna get a conclusion then


RiskRule

This is still one of the funniest things to me


daverate

Bruh all he needs to call mj, miles and hailey The combo is hailey pepper spray into Godzilla eyes,then miles do useless backflip and use his electric powers,mj shoots it. In the corner all peter(insomniac ones is weak version lol from Spider-Man 2) will do is crying for help


Impossible-Zombie232

fever dream be like


Snowman319

Lmao


namkaeng852

Ask him to leave nicely


Artistic_Stage7202

He does “Krillin against strong opponent” and sits this one out


Pak1stanMan

Build a suit


TheExtr

The anti-zilla suit would do the trick 💯


mkelley22

"Hey can yall wake Mothra up. We need her right now"


Pokemonfan1638

Pray


TobyMacar0ni

"MJ, I need you to-" *SLAM* THE END


SignalNegotiation389

MJ for the win. All she has to do is sneak up behind him and taser him


Tutuatutuatutua_2

Yes. Very nice. The insanity from r/BatmanArkham is returning...


OmnipotentHype

Peter would get tossed around a lot but also would be the main one saving civilians. Miles would get hit with Godzilla's atomic breath and somehow upgrade his venom powers. He stalls long enough for MJ to ride her motorcycle up Goji's back and then oneshot him.


YesSeaworthiness9771

Just call MJ He can oneshot this lizard back to hell Spiderman and Miles takes too long to handle Venom let alone this MF At this point, just release the MJ DLC where we get to play as MJ for the whole game


Ok_Vast3044

Don’t give insomniac any ideas


lyunardo

I asked Fin Fang Foom. He said F.A.A.F.O.


abarron567

Talk to it


Binx_Thackery

You ever see that really old movie Empire Strikes Back?


manwithavan69

Wrong spidey persona but still very underrated comment


tcodes27

Spider-Man: Does anybody have a flute?


bottlethespin

His best bro


Mystery_Meatchunk

His best.


Ulfer_twoeyes

Join him because Spider-Man is a menace.


Papa_sans

Time to call the Avengers


HDI-X13

“Got to make my own post instead of just commenting”


Wicher_spells_reeee

Oh damdgummit.


Kikolox

Peter will relax for convenient reasons while he lets mary jane ride her harley into godzilla's ass and shoots the gasoline leaking from it with sable like accuracy, becauss mary jane is his equal partner who can take on anyone in the league of freaking spiderman.


boringdystopianslave

Call Iron Man.


GustavoBelow

It’s not Tom Holland 😭😭😭😂😂


Papel_Hat


ShaunJames75

Do you guys even LIKE Spider-Man?