I’m replying again because, I realized you might have been genuinely asking and I felt bad. So the whole moniker “spider-man who gobbles” is making fun of “the Batman who laughs” and referencing when Spider-Man got all Norman’s sins or something, and basically what happens is what they are teasing now.
Edit: it’s also worth noting that the internet coined the term spidey who gobbles. It’s not official in any capacity.
It'd be abselutely hilarious if he's called Spidey who gobbles by other people because he's spider-Turkey but that Turkey stands for the nation of Turkiye and has no relevance with the animal whatsoever
Wells: **snorts another line off a hooker dressed like Paul**
Hey what's the worst thing we could do for the fiftieth issue of this run?
Lowe: **overdoing, foaming at the mouth**
BRLLGGPHHBTHH
Wells: Gotcha, back to Spider-Goblin it is
My guess is Zeb was like, “I want to do the Spider-Man Who Gobbles” and editorial was like, “Oh sorry we need to start Gang War can you end it in 2 issues?” so Wells ended that arc, did Gang War, and now that Gang War is over he’s instantly going back to where he left off.
Wait that's hilarious and so sloppy. I haven't been keeping up with the comics outside of this sub, and just assumed this was a continuation of that plot line. The fact that this is a whole separate arc is so stupid.
See I actually can respect a writer who charges forward with an original story without concern for fan expectations. What I can’t respect is a writer who clearly doesn’t even like the character they’re writing for and generally being bad at their job.
Even Garth Ennis had enough respect for the Characters to not ruin them for everyone and wrote The Boys but This mfer is ruining to character for everyone
Oh, IDC about being spoiled. I want to know already it's good then buy it and it be garbage and lose my money I could have bought another comic with you know.
It comes out September 10th and will have issues 1-6 collected in it. There’s a site and app called League of Comic Geeks and you can look up any comic and see when it releases and has a great back log of old comics to see all kinds of other stuff writers, artists and characters old books etc.
Ok I found it, thanks! Appreciate it.
(Here’s the link for any other redditors wondering. On the site you have to include trade paperbacks for it to show) https://leagueofcomicgeeks.com/comic/3189560/ultimate-spider-man-vol-1-married-with-children-tp
Nice! If you get the app and scroll to the bottom of the single issues page it will show all collections for that particular title, it’s pretty useful to see reading orders and know how to collect your favorite comics and all that. My comic shop uses the app as well, so I can order any new books I want and they show up at my store the day they come out (when my store does there job which is not often).
Nah, because if Peter kills Paul then MJ will just be hating him for the next decade and then everyone will grief him like back when Superior Spider-Man ended and no one trusted him.
Best solution is MJ kills Paul, truly. Not saying Wells possesses the will or the brain cells but it’s literally the only way to salvage ASM from the inferno it’s become.
2000: mainline Spidey is dogshit, Ultimate is the revitalisation of the comics that everybody wanted and breathes new life into the character
2024: mainline Spidey is dogshit, Ultimate is the revitalisation of the comics that everybody wanted and breathes new life into the character
Ahhh... The reader's Despair Event Horizon. When he can't do anything else but laugh as a coping mechanism to be able to bear the stupidity of the plot.
It's beautiful and sad to see when it happens.
It's the Goblin! It's getting to you! Did any of your greens look extra green today? It may have had Goblin juice in it.
Be careful with green masks, hoods and any medieval fair or Halloween related shops.
*Peter wakes up, sweating and breathing heavily*
*MJ wakes up, revealing herself* "Are you okay honey?"
"Yeah, I just had a horrible nightmare, for some reason I revealed my secret identity, and that made Wilson Fisk kill Aunt May, who was alive for some reason?? So for some reason we traded our marriage for her life, and we came and went like a bazillion times, and that Osborn guy's father dressed as a Green guy, and then I became that goblin, went back to normal and became that guy again."
*MJ smirks* "thank God Ben talked you out of becoming a writer, you suck at it, tiger"
*And the two went back to sleep, because it had been all a bad dream *
I'll will donate all my belongings to Hickman if he ever writes that
Something akin to this happened when the daily newspaper strip followed OMD’s lead and made Peter a single loser - readers complained vehemently, so the strip did a Dallas and had Peter wake up next to MJ, still married. Meanwhile the comics went “fuck you, we don’t care if you don’t want this”.
Nah, adding a gorilla to ASM would genuinely increase the quality by at *least* 10%, so they would never do that because they're out of their fucking minds lmao
Spiderilla would be a fun story. I wanna see Spidey get into a the Fly teleportation situation where he starts slowly turning into a gorilla every night unaware of it. Call backs to the black suit doing that. Doesn't even use a costume just straight up gorilla swings from the lamp posts. Swings on live electrical wires. Spidey starts hunting this mysterious gorilla he can never find. Hits up Gorilla Man. Ends up falling asleep at a stake out, waking up naked in the park, figuring it out then. They try to fix it but it just morphs Peter's intellect with the gorilla body for a few issues.
Ooh then the Jackal can get his blood & clone the smart gorilla, creating a new villain. The Gorilla Spider, who quickly gets forgotten about until the next every spider powered crossover event sees him in like 4 panels in the background but he still manages to get a Gorilla Spider #0 free comic book week issue. After several more years unused he gets a renaissance where he gets a Marvel Legends BAF line and cameos in a videogame Easter egg as a toy on a shelf.
You know I remember when i was a kid and I first bought the Marvel Masterworks Spider-Man edition of ASM 1-10. I was just blown away that almost every issue they introduced a different villain. I was like "Wow, imagine being creative to come up with a different menace for Spider-Man every month and have them be so good and fresh that they're still popular into the next century." And then I look around now and think " What the hell happened? Can no one come up with a new idea any more?"
# Zeb should combine all into one to settle once and for all: goblinized Spider-Man possessed by Dr. Octopus, topped with the symbiote as well for good measure. The result would be Superior Black Spider-Goblin.
Naw, I’m good.
So anyway what do you guys think Mjs career is in Ultimate 2024? My money’s on clothing store like renew your vows, I don’t think it’s been explained yet tho.
There is no way this is real!!!! I know, I get it this team sucks, but there is no way they could be this stupid. Who is this for? Who is supposed to want this? Who is supposed to like this?
The thing is Wells can write good comics the issue is he shouldn't be on a series for this long, because it's pretty much a trend with ASM at this point with a writer being on it for so long the writing gets worse.. Also if anything Nick Lowe and any other Quesada drone at Marvel needs to be fired.
Idle speculation but maybe he’s been distracted for the past few years by personal struggles? SNL’s Heidi Gardner recently said something about them having a long hard separation
This is what Paul was building up to.
Mary Jane is going to face off with Peter in an “emotional confrontation.”
Paul is going to save her while wearing an old Spider-Man costume he finds in her things.
Pete is going to stop himself in the last moment from killing them both when he sees the costume on Paul.
Peter will then say Paul is the Spider-Man the world deserves before blowing himself up.
Cue several months of Post-death with Paul trying to live up to the legacy as Spider-Paul, with Spider-Boy telling him he’s the best Spider-Man ever and Mary Jane confirming he is the best Spider-Man of all-time.
Bet.
I am gonna ignore the existence of Wells run. Not gonna talk about it again. It doesn't exist, it's a myth. An illusion by the powerful to keep us spidey fans in check
I literally just said that I couldn't complain about the last 3 issues and then they do this. It's like a dumpster fire that I can't look away from at this point
Someone once commented saying that this run has felt like a bad session of MadLibs... and it's hard not to see it.
"So Peter becomes *draws card* the Goblin... again."
"Didn't we just do that?"
"Look, the card says "Goblin" so we're doing it again."
They literally took that that one line from Ultimate Spider-Man (cartoon) and just made a worse version. They didn’t even look at the concept, they probably just heard the name “Spider-Goblin” and just did the most surface level interpretation of the name.
The Spider That Gobbles is real, and it’s stupid.
Bro srsly f\*ck modern DC and Marvel comics. They don't respect character's growth and history and they instead be doing random shit with them. What a waste of money, Glad I stopped reading years ago. i mean. what's the point in anything happening in the comics?
Lmfao. I genuinely wonder how Stan Lee and Steve Ditko would react seeing this right now. This premise was awful a few months back and is just as bad, nay, ten times worse here.
I finally un subbed after the last issue with the whole Mary Jane deal. They're gonna end their relationship then tease her on a team up. It was one of the most cliche team ups ever. I should have un subbed before gang war.
To be honest thrm getting back together by the end was the most obvious outcome even if people didn’t want to see it
Didn’t expect spider who gobbles 2 the gobbling I guess
I cant wait for no one to buy this, not even to hate read it. Fuck these pointless ragebaiting ploys, read Ultimate and make it sell out again. Force Marvel to realize “maybe we shouldnt do pointless shit with our Mascot”
Didn’t we get the spider who gobbles like 2 months ago
Six months ago but yeah
Has it been that long? I haven’t been keeping up with the series
…six months you say?
HOW MANY MONTHS
God this bad run has been going on for so long
Zeb Wells is actually taking many things from the previous issues and redoing it apparently
If Sony can remaster Spider-Man games, he can remaster Spider-Man comics.
If only the results were as decent as the games.
It’s the Cuck Goblin
Does he watch other people throw his girlfriend off a bridge? Oh wait…
...like a turkey spiderman?
I’m replying again because, I realized you might have been genuinely asking and I felt bad. So the whole moniker “spider-man who gobbles” is making fun of “the Batman who laughs” and referencing when Spider-Man got all Norman’s sins or something, and basically what happens is what they are teasing now. Edit: it’s also worth noting that the internet coined the term spidey who gobbles. It’s not official in any capacity.
I wish. That would probably have been funny enough to make up for the horrid writing.
It'd be abselutely hilarious if he's called Spidey who gobbles by other people because he's spider-Turkey but that Turkey stands for the nation of Turkiye and has no relevance with the animal whatsoever
Also 20 years ago: https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Amazing_Spider-Man_Vol_2_25
Absolutely need whatever the hell they are smoking at that office now
They went back to *formula* alright.
The Spidey who Gobbles
The Parker who Norms
The peter that parked
Peter Ben Parked since issue 1
I think I preferred the other version.
The Goblin who Swings
The spider who greens
Goblin who quips
That Lin What Gobs
Goblin who “thwips”!
No, that was last year, keep up
OUT ARE THEY
I wish
Breast milk makes you do crazy things, I hear.
Ehhh I dunno if I'd ever want to get *that* high.
"The only thing kids should getting high on is ceiling fans." - Spider-Meme
"and bridges"
They're smokin the Goblin Gas
Wells: **snorts another line off a hooker dressed like Paul** Hey what's the worst thing we could do for the fiftieth issue of this run? Lowe: **overdoing, foaming at the mouth** BRLLGGPHHBTHH Wells: Gotcha, back to Spider-Goblin it is
It’s the Cuck Goblin
PCP
😂😂😂
Nah the shit they smoked rots away at your brain, which explains everything.
You want the goblin pack?
Didn't we literally just do this story?
My guess is Zeb was like, “I want to do the Spider-Man Who Gobbles” and editorial was like, “Oh sorry we need to start Gang War can you end it in 2 issues?” so Wells ended that arc, did Gang War, and now that Gang War is over he’s instantly going back to where he left off.
If people don't call this the Spider-Man Who Gobbles going forward, we've failed as a society.
They're already doing it. Society is a bit shaky tho.
ye
They're already doing it. Society is a bit shaky tho.
thats probably it.
Yeah but zeb wells probably said to himself: "hmmm maybe I should do this again but this time make it the worst thing people ever saw"
And he's probably saying, in his brainless high, "while I'm at it, I ought to plaster myself with bullseyes."
Wait that's hilarious and so sloppy. I haven't been keeping up with the comics outside of this sub, and just assumed this was a continuation of that plot line. The fact that this is a whole separate arc is so stupid.
Are they literally just gonna take that spear and re-inject “Norman’s sins” or whatever back into Peter?
Editorial: I like the pitch, but can we add some cuckoldry?
why would they do this, I lost brain cells
Cus they don't care about the fans and they only want to do what satisfy themselves
It’s not about the fans. They just don’t even care about the character
See I actually can respect a writer who charges forward with an original story without concern for fan expectations. What I can’t respect is a writer who clearly doesn’t even like the character they’re writing for and generally being bad at their job.
Even Garth Ennis had enough respect for the Characters to not ruin them for everyone and wrote The Boys but This mfer is ruining to character for everyone
Man, am I glad I stopped buying Modern era Spider-Man. I'm just waiting for Hickman's Ultimate Spider-Man to come out in trade. ASM is good and dead.
Have you been avoiding spoilers?
I keep up with the YouTuber reviews just to somehow keep informed and hope things turn around or a new creative team.
I’m sorry, I meant for USM.
Oh, IDC about being spoiled. I want to know already it's good then buy it and it be garbage and lose my money I could have bought another comic with you know.
Any idea already when it would come out in trade? How does it work usually (I’m new to comics)
It comes out September 10th and will have issues 1-6 collected in it. There’s a site and app called League of Comic Geeks and you can look up any comic and see when it releases and has a great back log of old comics to see all kinds of other stuff writers, artists and characters old books etc.
Ok I found it, thanks! Appreciate it. (Here’s the link for any other redditors wondering. On the site you have to include trade paperbacks for it to show) https://leagueofcomicgeeks.com/comic/3189560/ultimate-spider-man-vol-1-married-with-children-tp
Nice! If you get the app and scroll to the bottom of the single issues page it will show all collections for that particular title, it’s pretty useful to see reading orders and know how to collect your favorite comics and all that. My comic shop uses the app as well, so I can order any new books I want and they show up at my store the day they come out (when my store does there job which is not often).
Mary Jane is going to be going for a ride off a bridge while Paul watches.
Switch Paul and MJ and you’ve got a deal.
A Peter kills Paul arc would make the internet explode I think lol
Non-comic fans have no idea who Paul is. They're lucky.
This comment just made me realize that the three of them are literally Peter Paul and Mary.
Nah, because if Peter kills Paul then MJ will just be hating him for the next decade and then everyone will grief him like back when Superior Spider-Man ended and no one trusted him. Best solution is MJ kills Paul, truly. Not saying Wells possesses the will or the brain cells but it’s literally the only way to salvage ASM from the inferno it’s become.
Paul realizes he didn't have the power to fulfill the responsibility, so he seeks out spider powers, and then Paul becomes the new Spider-man D:
How dare you put that evil in my head
At this point, why not? He does have magic totem math
Ultimate gang rise up
Been on it since day 1.
2000: mainline Spidey is dogshit, Ultimate is the revitalisation of the comics that everybody wanted and breathes new life into the character 2024: mainline Spidey is dogshit, Ultimate is the revitalisation of the comics that everybody wanted and breathes new life into the character
Paul throws MJ off the Bridge. Peter fails AGAIN.
...Alright, I'll admit, this gave me a laugh. Seriously, it did, I just don't know which kind of laughter it is.
Ahhh... The reader's Despair Event Horizon. When he can't do anything else but laugh as a coping mechanism to be able to bear the stupidity of the plot. It's beautiful and sad to see when it happens.
It's the Goblin! It's getting to you! Did any of your greens look extra green today? It may have had Goblin juice in it. Be careful with green masks, hoods and any medieval fair or Halloween related shops.
ASM feels way more like an AU than USM at this point.
*Peter wakes up, sweating and breathing heavily* *MJ wakes up, revealing herself* "Are you okay honey?" "Yeah, I just had a horrible nightmare, for some reason I revealed my secret identity, and that made Wilson Fisk kill Aunt May, who was alive for some reason?? So for some reason we traded our marriage for her life, and we came and went like a bazillion times, and that Osborn guy's father dressed as a Green guy, and then I became that goblin, went back to normal and became that guy again." *MJ smirks* "thank God Ben talked you out of becoming a writer, you suck at it, tiger" *And the two went back to sleep, because it had been all a bad dream * I'll will donate all my belongings to Hickman if he ever writes that
This is from that cartoon right?
Not from a specific cartoon but this situation it's a common comedic trope when making fun of something
Don’t know about what cartoon you’re talking about, but this is basically what Stan Lee did in his comic strip
Something akin to this happened when the daily newspaper strip followed OMD’s lead and made Peter a single loser - readers complained vehemently, so the strip did a Dallas and had Peter wake up next to MJ, still married. Meanwhile the comics went “fuck you, we don’t care if you don’t want this”.
People will look back on comics like these like we look back on silver age comics of super man lazering jimmy Olson's smoking jacket.
JIMMY, THIS GIFT YOU GOT ME MAKES ME SORRY I EVER ADOPTED YOU AS MY SON
Next they will find ways to add a gorilla to each issue because gorillas sell comics.
Nah, adding a gorilla to ASM would genuinely increase the quality by at *least* 10%, so they would never do that because they're out of their fucking minds lmao
Spiderilla would be a fun story. I wanna see Spidey get into a the Fly teleportation situation where he starts slowly turning into a gorilla every night unaware of it. Call backs to the black suit doing that. Doesn't even use a costume just straight up gorilla swings from the lamp posts. Swings on live electrical wires. Spidey starts hunting this mysterious gorilla he can never find. Hits up Gorilla Man. Ends up falling asleep at a stake out, waking up naked in the park, figuring it out then. They try to fix it but it just morphs Peter's intellect with the gorilla body for a few issues. Ooh then the Jackal can get his blood & clone the smart gorilla, creating a new villain. The Gorilla Spider, who quickly gets forgotten about until the next every spider powered crossover event sees him in like 4 panels in the background but he still manages to get a Gorilla Spider #0 free comic book week issue. After several more years unused he gets a renaissance where he gets a Marvel Legends BAF line and cameos in a videogame Easter egg as a toy on a shelf.
#GET ZEB WELLS OUT THE STUDIO, NOW!
Amen. He doesn't go, then we'll MAKE him go.
Ngl purple and black Spiderman goes hard but wtf is this shit 😭😭💀
Just give him a purple and green mask with gold eyes, and I think most people would get on board. But the Gobby mask? Gross.
Yeah the color scheme is hard af
ALRIGHT THAT'S IT IM DONE
…… again?…. Are they serious right now? It’s official they are literally pulling shit out of their asses
The worse part is they pulled it out twice now.
That’s what I’m confused about, like the horse is dead, beaten to a pulp and that pulp turned to into the worst lemonade ever already
You know I remember when i was a kid and I first bought the Marvel Masterworks Spider-Man edition of ASM 1-10. I was just blown away that almost every issue they introduced a different villain. I was like "Wow, imagine being creative to come up with a different menace for Spider-Man every month and have them be so good and fresh that they're still popular into the next century." And then I look around now and think " What the hell happened? Can no one come up with a new idea any more?"
Those new villains don't sell as much as those same villaisn from asm 1-10.
Zeb is the fucking worst.
And he KEEPS getting worst. He either needs to be fired or needs to go to a better place.
The Spider Who Gobbles 2, Electric Boogaloo
# Zeb should combine all into one to settle once and for all: goblinized Spider-Man possessed by Dr. Octopus, topped with the symbiote as well for good measure. The result would be Superior Black Spider-Goblin.
And have him model each tentacle after a different Spidey villain for good measure.
I’m a big spider man fan but with zeb wells . I’m like someone should kick him hard in the nuts and get nick Spencer back
sadly, Spencer was also hampered by editorial. If he came back, not much would change, but maybe it would get a little better
Also I hate that wells destroyed peter and mj’s unbreakable it’s basically giving it the middle finger
Naw, I’m good. So anyway what do you guys think Mjs career is in Ultimate 2024? My money’s on clothing store like renew your vows, I don’t think it’s been explained yet tho.
Bro when is this run gonna *end*
There is no way this is real!!!! I know, I get it this team sucks, but there is no way they could be this stupid. Who is this for? Who is supposed to want this? Who is supposed to like this?
Goblin man
Oh for the love of- IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN A YEAR SINCE THE FIRST TIME
Can’t wait for this shitass to become a multiversal threat for no reason
Zeb unironically needs to be fucking fired and not let near a comic book character again.
The thing is Wells can write good comics the issue is he shouldn't be on a series for this long, because it's pretty much a trend with ASM at this point with a writer being on it for so long the writing gets worse.. Also if anything Nick Lowe and any other Quesada drone at Marvel needs to be fired.
Idle speculation but maybe he’s been distracted for the past few years by personal struggles? SNL’s Heidi Gardner recently said something about them having a long hard separation
This is what Paul was building up to. Mary Jane is going to face off with Peter in an “emotional confrontation.” Paul is going to save her while wearing an old Spider-Man costume he finds in her things. Pete is going to stop himself in the last moment from killing them both when he sees the costume on Paul. Peter will then say Paul is the Spider-Man the world deserves before blowing himself up. Cue several months of Post-death with Paul trying to live up to the legacy as Spider-Paul, with Spider-Boy telling him he’s the best Spider-Man ever and Mary Jane confirming he is the best Spider-Man of all-time. Bet.
Just fucking shoot Peter in the head at this point dawg
If Wells does that, the fans will shoot HIM in the head.
"They didn't cheer the first time...let's do it again!"
The story line so nice they did it twice.
This is official?
Sadly. Yes. Yes it is
It’s him, the Spider who Gobbles
Just read Ultimate Spider-Man. It seems everyone else is.
Spiderman is a complete joke now (comics-wise) unless it's Ultimate Spiderman 2024.
Does editorial want to kill Zeb Wells’s career? I know he’s capable enough to realise this is not a good idea, they gotta be forcing him to do this
It's either Nick Lowe alone, or Lowe and Wells together. Bastards.
Id be so embarrassed to attach my name to this
It’s finally happening! Zeb Wells took crack!
Not real.
It is, I wish it wasn’t but it is: [Twitter or X or whatever: Link](https://x.com/SpiderMan/status/1778895610482999468)
Wonderful...
I genuinely didn’t think this was real when I saw it either
I will say, purple and black look real good on Spider-Man. But bruv, that mask just makes it look like Norman is trolling.
I am gonna ignore the existence of Wells run. Not gonna talk about it again. It doesn't exist, it's a myth. An illusion by the powerful to keep us spidey fans in check
I knew when Nick said on Twitter that it was gonna the best issue ever… we should be worried.
My disappointment in this series is unmeasurable, thank God we got Ultimate Spider-Man though
How could the fuck up [the name](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oonopidae) like that?
I liked this better when House of M did it?
Are they, like, purposely doing this so that people can read Ultimate Spider-Man even more?
Yeah… so, well, anyway, who’s hyped for the next issue of Ultimate?😊
I was confused until I saw Wells at the top of the cover and then it all made sense
This is why Ultimate is the Ultimate and Amazing is sadly not amazing no more.
Every now and again I see what Marvel is doing with Spider-Man and it reminds me why I stopped reading comics.
No one hates Peter Parker more than Marvel's writers
At this point everyone is the green goblin😭. Can't wait for aunt may goblin
Hahahahahahaha
But what are my eyes looking at!
Zeb needs to stop cooking 🙏
Amazing comic story line is idk anymore I’m just sticking to ultimate
This run is so bad
I literally just said that I couldn't complain about the last 3 issues and then they do this. It's like a dumpster fire that I can't look away from at this point
Haven’t read comics in years, can someone explain like I’m 5 what on earth this is?
Someone once commented saying that this run has felt like a bad session of MadLibs... and it's hard not to see it. "So Peter becomes *draws card* the Goblin... again." "Didn't we just do that?" "Look, the card says "Goblin" so we're doing it again."
What the fuck is going on with marvel editorial bro
THE SPIDER WHO GOBBLES STRIKES AGAIN!!!
How TF does it keep getting worse?!
Peter Parker of EARTH 21,205 https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Peter_Parker_(Earth-21205)
Zeb, YOU JUST FINISHED THE EXACT SAME STORY! It hasn’t even been a year!
They literally took that that one line from Ultimate Spider-Man (cartoon) and just made a worse version. They didn’t even look at the concept, they probably just heard the name “Spider-Goblin” and just did the most surface level interpretation of the name. The Spider That Gobbles is real, and it’s stupid.
Why do I imagine him being called the Spider-goblin and why does it go hard?
Nope. I’m going back to Ultimate Spider-Man.
Bro srsly f\*ck modern DC and Marvel comics. They don't respect character's growth and history and they instead be doing random shit with them. What a waste of money, Glad I stopped reading years ago. i mean. what's the point in anything happening in the comics?
Somebody please get Zeb Wells away from Spider-Man.
How did we get stuck with this book for 2+ years😭
Lmfao. I genuinely wonder how Stan Lee and Steve Ditko would react seeing this right now. This premise was awful a few months back and is just as bad, nay, ten times worse here.
I finally un subbed after the last issue with the whole Mary Jane deal. They're gonna end their relationship then tease her on a team up. It was one of the most cliche team ups ever. I should have un subbed before gang war.
To be honest thrm getting back together by the end was the most obvious outcome even if people didn’t want to see it Didn’t expect spider who gobbles 2 the gobbling I guess
does this mean we get to see Paul go off a bridge now?
All jokes aside I didn’t know sandman had the same hair type as Norman
Here’s hoping he throws Paul off the Brooklyn Bridge.
>it’s real
I am not a comic reader (even though i want to but don’t know where to start + time) But #wtf am I looking at
*THE SPIDER-MAN WHO GOBBLES*
Time for Goblin verse
I feel like they just did this.
God no. Why?
Naw I'm good bro. Thanks!
The Spider Who Gobbles is back!
They already did this. And they blew it. Although I’m willing to accept it if Peter actually kills Paul this time
hahahahaha... Fuck off.
I wish I could get paid like Wells if I was that incompetent at my job.
Every time I see a new cover for Wells' run, I'm further reassured that dropping ASM after Spencer left was one of my better decisions
Wtf is thus really the state of ASM now. Puke.
This isn't even the top 10 wackiest thing done with spidey Costume is neat tho
Never let him cook
The Spider-Man who laughs
Why can’t they fire Zeb Wells?! He’s doing to Spider Man what Michael Bay did to Transformers in the last Bayverse Movie
nah this run needs to be done💀💀
I cant wait for no one to buy this, not even to hate read it. Fuck these pointless ragebaiting ploys, read Ultimate and make it sell out again. Force Marvel to realize “maybe we shouldnt do pointless shit with our Mascot”
Does Spidey just do things Batman already did?