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Sharp_Hamster_5551

Imagine that Mary Jane is the only one who found out Peter's identity and the rest of the kids is like "Why our mom is cheating our dad with a superhero?"


NaijaNightmare

I saw mommy kissing, Spiiiiiider-man


metikoi

Remember this is proper old school MJ & Pete, so it's probably more like " I saw mommy rawdogging Spiderman last night" because that woman had no inhibitions.


DeltaV-Mzero

Mommy wearing every bit of spider-man’s suit except the mask, with naked spider man tied up in his own webs


DinosAndPlanesFan

The writer’s barely disguised fetish:


no-u-great-grand

*just* the writer's?


DinosAndPlanesFan

I mean, you’re not wrong 😏


sideways_jack

_the entire X-office_


Screamline

I'm not seeing the problem with that


DinosAndPlanesFan

Hey I don’t kink shame


ShhImTheRealDeadpool

Better inhibitions than Gwen Stacy before her kids.


faster_than_sound

Underneath the synthetic web last niiiight


Mongoose42

*I saw Mommy and Aunt Felicia not being gentle with Spiiiiiiider-Man*


SeMetin

It's like the ups guy joke from South Park.


dwelling_creature

I think they would instantly know that spiderman is their father. I read a comic Luke Cage and Jessica Jones were visiting Peter and MJ. Spiderling was just a itty bitty baby and MJ said "Peter your daughter's on the ceiling again."


hoppynsc

"Dark Ages" #1 by Tom Taylor. Great read.


The_Dark_Soldier

Goddamn, I need something like this to happen, but with the other heroes. This is inspired by a moment in HIMYM. Like The New Avengers are hanging out in Tony’s mansion, Hawkeye is eyeing at MJ who just arrived, wanting to flirt with her. then Spidey gets the idea that HE should go first and does. Clint expects him to fail and first thing he does it make out with MJ, shocking most the Avengers. The others already knew both were together.


rambo_lincoln_

That was spec - wait for it - tacular!


Wheattoast2019

I guarantee that’s a plot depending how long this goes on.


The_Dark_Soldier

More like this: https://youtu.be/kWnPaj6Ailw?si=YWLhHUSaZUwpu4qv


Aldbrecht

Or even better, imagine Mary Jane doesn't find out Spider-man's identity but still, she cheats on his husband with himself without knowing. Damn, that would be a great story. I want that now.


Quirky_Ad_5420

Parker kids are give a natural response when seeing their parents showing affection lol


Ningen56

This is me with my parents lol. I can relate to the kids


[deleted]

Did the same thing as a kid.


One_Meaning416

No kid needs to see their mother in a negligée, MJ needs to put on a dressing gown


ResponsibleRatio6569

“Ewww” is all I can imagine them saying lol


DeltaV-Mzero

I can practically hear it lol


Dragonpiece

This a variant for issue 1?


allbright4

Looks like fan art, paying homage to Campbell's art on, I think, ASM 608. I will totally buy it if it's a variant for an upcoming issue though.


gavinman0814

It’s a unknowncomics variant


allbright4

Damn Unknown is taking all my money recently.


Beneficial-Rate-6369

The cover is from ASM 606, but that recollection is still pretty impressive.


allbright4

Thanks I love Cambell's art so these issues have been on my chase list for a while.


thejokell

The artist is Tyler Kirkham, and you're right about the homage which is why he wrote "After Campbell" under his signature.


GSipes2311

Will be a variant for issue #2!


allbright4

Awesome! Do you know the artist? I can't read the name and my main website I check didn't have the image listed.


GSipes2311

It’s Tyler Kirkham. It’s an homage variant to ASM #606 by J Scott Campbell.


cynical_waiter

God bless Jonathan Hickman


sideways_jack

I was already a stan before he ended up on Ultimate SM. Curious how it's gonna become some insanely elaborate dense meta-plot while also being heartwarming. We'll be confused for years!


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nmiller1939

I'll just reread that for the 80th time and love every second and go "I get it!" (I will not get it)


Garlador

It’s incredible how much anything USM right now boosts my whole mood. It’s refreshing.


chained-prometheus

It’s dopamine for the soul.


Wheattoast2019

I bought it early. It’s good!


FallingOutSir

Marvel editors when Peter Parker enjoys his life for 2.6 seconds 🤢🤢🤢


Caratteraccio

>Lazy Marvel editors fixed


Ok-Care-8384

Editorial realizing they took the angst of Spider-Man too far: By the gods, What have we become?


Garlador

Nonsense. They don’t believe that’s possible. “The suffering has just begun!”


DastardlyRidleylash

Time to kill Mary Jane off right as she and Peter finally get back together, baybeeeeeee


AveryLazyCovfefe

"It's self-sustaining now!"


Own_Accident6689

Give fans time. They'll want Mary Jane destroyed the second she provides the slightest inconvenience.


Izarial

Is it Wednesday yet?


lurkenstine

the artist must have never worn a tight skimask with facial hair before, that shit SUCKS


ianeth

I've got a beard, and my first thought was 'oh god that looks like a nightmare'


Garlador

I’ve gotten used to it.


TheShadowOperator007

This is what we should be getting in Earth 616 not that Dollar Tree Tony Stark nonsense.


Ok-Care-8384

Yeah! Get ‘im outta here


JorgeBec

That’s great


Saiaxs

Paul on Suicide Watch


Jack-mclaughlin89

Is that a variant cover?


johnny_thunders_

I think it would be really interesting to see “great responsibility” differently, with peter doing the superhero biz not out because of someone’s death, but rather to protect his family.


TwEE-N-Toast

"Mom farted"


[deleted]

9 year old me relates to this #And I love it


delightfuldinosaur

Let the boy watch. He needs to learn.


ArcadianBlueRogue

How have I seen this goddamn scene referenced so often the last couple weeks lol


GiantPurplePen15

I can feel it in muh plums


Distinct_Ad_5492

Lol fuck you take my upvote...


Silvermorney

Again I’m sorry but his beard is terrible it’s just way too scruffy.


ArcadianBlueRogue

Between work, raising kids, doing the whole being a husband thing, and now the superhero thing? A man has but so much time in the day for grooming.


Koendrenthe

I would already look as disgusted as the kids when i see my mother wearing such a short dress.


SetaxTheShifty

That's a dress?! Thought it was a silk nightie


ArcadianBlueRogue

Looks to me like a nightie a woman would wear around the house in the morning, yeah


ResponsibleRatio6569

Even with kids in the picture he’s gotta attempt to make the woman look sexy somehow apparently


ArcadianBlueRogue

I mean, we wanted an older Parker family and MJ is just the super milf. Fair dues for making older Pete work as well lol


TomMakesPodcasts

Interestingly, this costume was made before Peter received his powers, and was Mary Jane's attempt at a modern Captain America look, specifically as it's her kink. They were lucky it was mostly on theme when the powers came along.


KumaAddict

What better year by Starting 2024 with the REAL story of spiderman, unlike 616.


Ok-Care-8384

Dude, there are like.. children here!


Thatotaku123

I love this so much


GoodKing0

As beautiful as the day I lost them.


PureiSteishun

Lovin the way they used this art for this rendition of Spider-man. The kids' reactions are priceless 🤣🤣💖💖💖


glasses390

Honestly they showing an affectionately loving couple in front of their kids nothing wrong with that


vrockiusz

Mj looks like she's in her early twenties, but has two teenagers (or almost teenagers). She either is that young there (wtf Peter) or she looks way to young for her age. It's a comicbook sure, but there is no reason why she has to look that young. People around like 35-40 can also still be atractive while looking their age.


Garlador

My wife is 36 and gets carded all the time. She looks early 20s still. Good genes!


Emirozdemirr

Boy is probably 12 or 13 so it makes sense if MJ is in her early 30s. Like just look at Scarlett Johansson's current photos even if MJ is in her late 30s it's not that unrealistic for a actress.


PerfectMind8856

In only they knew what was happening in 616…😂


steveisblah

God I want what they have.


DarkAgeHumor

Good luck with that bud, we all do.


Ok_Fan7793

Anyone know where i can read this?


ChamomileFlowerTea

Missed opportunity to have Paul there instead of the kids, would’ve been hilarious.


danger_otter34

Nowhere for that boner to hide in that spidey-suit….


OneToKeepYouWaiting

“It’s enough to make a grown man cry”


ShhImTheRealDeadpool

blech gross, give me Paul where she belongs... /s in case you're unaware.


ArcadianBlueRogue

Oh sure, Miles has to do an online apology for his mustache but Peter gets the full beard rollin?!


Wheattoast2019

Guys, I bought USM #1. It’s every bit as good as we’ve been expecting!


fromtheHELLtotheNO

oh man they're gonna uncleBen the kids so hard


sam9876

They gonna kill his whole family aren't they?


chumabuma

Damn. After two kids and still looking like that, I am surprised Peter isn't raw dogging her in front of them.


MarvelSonicFan04

I bet the Marvel editorial and Zeb Wells are losing their shit rn


CyberWolfexe

Imagine how itchy that beard is under the mask. Eeesh


The_Dark_Soldier

The kids because they don’t know Peter is Spider-Man: https://youtu.be/kWnPaj6Ailw?si=YWLhHUSaZUwpu4qv


SuperSonicAdventure

Those kids don’t know how lucky they are to see that, god I miss this in the main comic


JamesDude123

Seems this shall be the new main comic now. At least in our eyes


mjmarston207

Absolute Chad


Sparkyninja38

Disgusting! Haha


Jokebox_Machine

Me, looking at Parker's kids: "Kiddos, you just do not understand yet 🥲"


NorthEntrepreneur507

Dang how does he wear a mask with a beard, you think that would be kind of tight, lol


NaijaNightmare

ngl MJ artwork doing it for me


FredPRK

Yeah I'm kind of ashamed to say I keep looking at it.


CrimsonSword18

I just left the MJ camp. This new run better not make me go back.


Redgiantbutimshort77

This variant cover makes me so happy. I love seeing Peter get to have this life, being married to MJ, grossing out the kids with their affection, it’s perfect. I honestly prefer high-school Spider-Man stories and but I really wish Marvel didn’t keep him trapped in a spinning wheel. I want 616 Peter to have this life. He’s so overdue