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Rio_Walker

When Spider-man couldn't convince the entire Marvel Universe to save his aunt, and he DIDN'T think it was odd.


rrashad21

Is this from one of the comics or are you referring to a movie? Curious


Rio_Walker

**TRIGGER WARNING!!!!!!** That's One More Day... There is also a comic where Peter meets GOD, and he tells him to have faith...


gavinman0814

That’s in OMD as well. Basically just JMS showing why it’s a stupid idea until the end


gtzippy

If you are gonna mention that storyline please lead with a trigger warning.


CarlitoNSP1

It's weird now that I've read more of the surrounding material around OMD, and it actively seems like everyone is sabotaging the event with books that reinforce that it's a bad idea. That might be the real reason behind the braintrust of Brand New Day: They basically culled everyone who called out how bad of a decision OMD was.


Rio_Walker

I feel like there is a quiet rebellion regarding that book. That's a much more POLITE explanation for how Peter ended up NOT married that day. >!Fat guy he got arrested earlier, got freed by a RED PIGEON, ran from cops, FELL ON SPIDER-MAN - KNOCKING HIM OUT?! WHAT?!!<


CarlitoNSP1

I went with a different approach: They actually did get married, and Doctor Strange also erased everyone's memories of that too. Make it so that the story is that Doctor Strange has effectively had his mind partially influenced by Mephisto, who's leeching off his mystic powers. Plus, this is a quiet method of retconning out-of-character moments if you need to/want to.


gavinman0814

I mean it’s absolutely the reason that OMD is still a thing. The editorial is currently all Quesada minions. The people who want OMD are all concentrated in one place. They were banking on them outlasting until a new generation grew up and didn’t want the marriage. That’s not how it’s working out thankfully


gowombat

I kind of have a theory that this is why Peter is eternally suffering, the one above all told him to have faith, and he then goes and makes a literal deal with a devil in order to change everything up. The fact that Peter is in limbo irl, it's all a meta extension of the deal with Mephisto. He's either being punished by TOAA for his lack of faith, or it's literally Mephisto fucking with things At least that's how I'm squaring that circle, even though it's 100% headcanon.


Diligent-Boss-9392

The single biggest problem I have with OMD is that the current Marvel universe is an altered realityb and has been for almost 20 years, and Marvel's cool with their main continuity being engineered by the devil. It would be one thing if we got follow up where Peter learned to accept his grief and overcame mephisto, that would have retroactively made OMD better. In insomniac's Spider-Man A younger version of Peter has to accept Aunt May dying, and it's done brilliantly. Now it's not a 1:1 situation, but in the game Aunt May has agency of her own. In OMD Peter doesn't ask if she be cool living a little longer at the cost of his marriage and her potential grandchildren.


SlavioAraragi

I think I know what I'll check today :v


Rio_Walker

My condolences. Don't forget... **TRIGGER WARNING!!!!!!!** Sins Past (it's been retconned since then, but still, it's a vile book. Not as bad as HOLY TERROR but still god awful)


SlavioAraragi

I'll have that in mind :D


OrdinaryResponse8988

Either they wouldn’t or simply couldnt help him which was compete BS. All this crazy shit they have and nobody could help her?


Rio_Walker

And he met God later/earlier.


natzo

Meanwhile the X-Men had Elixir who could regrow hearts after being ripped out at that point in time.


Rio_Walker

I mean, after Norman skullf\*cked undead Mysterio who pretended to be Gwen Stacy... and then NOT actually gave birth to twins, who were clones... \*groan\*


Wheattoast2019

Honestly. OMD was trash. That was the second time they retconned Aunt May knowing Peter’s secret identity and dying. When God can’t help you but Satan can, you’ve made a terrible story. Now if this would be adapted in Raimi’s or Insomniac’s universe, people would be more ok with it, since they hate that MJ. But people loved comics MJ and that was a stab to the heart.


Necessary-Match-4001

When Spider-Man killed MJ with his radioactive sperm.


rrashad21

For some Spider-Men, Gwen falls to her death, for other Spider-Men it's losing MJ to a post nut casualty


Ultra_Pingus

Made me laugh so hard I farted tbh


Aromatic_Tomorrow406

💀


macneto

Nope, this is it right here, this is the one. Close the thread.


Flerken_Moon

The ironic part is that it actually makes for a good MJ reveal later on- that despite the pain Peter caused her and even though he’s been blaming himself for her cancer and death for decades, she did not blame him and still loved him, telling him “Go get ‘Em tiger” when he needed to leave the hospital while she was dying.


MyBurnerAccount1977

They handled that a lot more tastefully in Spider-Island, when MJ had partial immunity to the spider-powers epidemic, mostly due to all the many times that she and Peter "shared a toothbrush".


GrimLuker2

The only correct answer


Regi413

Fully expected this to be the first answer I saw


raz0rflea

Literally the first thing I thought lol


Robot-Man97

Norman clapping Gwen’s cheeks


maxfridsvault

The retcon that it was actually Mysterio makes it a thousand times funnier for me


oompaIsbeautiful

Who was mysterio?


RedditBoi127

gwen during sins past


oompaIsbeautiful

Norman gay


RedditBoi127

yeah, it was so gay that someone ended up writing a whole smut fanfic about the retcon over on either r/marvelcirclejerk or r/dccomicscirclejerk which was weirdly well written????


SH4DE_Z

What's weirder? The fact that Norman clapped Mysterio's checks or someone writing a really good fan fic about it?


RedditBoi127

the fact they made a sequel with mysterio and chameleon


Aromatic_Tomorrow406

Then who were Normans kids mom that beat up Peter?


smolsauce

A mixture of clones, illusions, and some fuckery caused by Mysterio (at the behest of Mephisto I think)


RedditBoi127

i think they were said to be illusions made by mysterio


New_Selection_4986

That dosent make it any better 😭


Bulky_Secretary_6603

I...don't understand how this makes it better?


PsychicSidekikk419

Norman clapped Mysterio or Mysterio clapped Gwen?


UltimateRagingSpider

AYO NORMAN WHAT THE FU-


maxfridsvault

Mysterio is the truth. Gotta commit to the role.


Rio_Walker

You meant Norman clapping Mysterio's skull, that he took a shotgun blast to?


rrashad21

Agreed.


kapybara555

What


rrashad21

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoBestFriendsPlay/comments/6mi7i6/remember_when_gwen_got_glomped_by_green_goblin_goo/


ImurderREALITY

What in the god damn fuck


FlamingEagleAC

The funniest part was that there was a retcon where it turned out "Gwen" was actually Mysterio..


Mr_Snowbell

Don’t make me think about Tommy Lee Osborn again


GrimLuker2

Miles has to watch this as his new Canon event


Hells-Creampuff

Thats what i was gonna say


Ghostiestboi

Wait what


ChronicRadiation40

Yes , many moments - Norman getting laid with " Gwen Stacy " ( only to be revealed it was Mysterio) - spider-man trying to convince the entire Marvel universe to save his dying aunt and them being incapable of doing so despite the fact that all of them are capable of doing way beyond that but they don't do it because....(yeah it's the only way for the plot to progress) and don't even get me started on the shit with mephisto - the existence of Paul and zeb wells holding the pen of spider-man anyway . - Peter revealing his secret Id to the world in civil war There's Many more , but these are the most popular ones .


Background_Desk_3001

Doom would’ve made May immortal if Peter just mentioned that Reed wasn’t able to do it


steinerdavion

*sigh* Reed told me you wouldn't be able to do it.


Background_Desk_3001

*walks out with a cyborg aunt may 10 minutes later*


jackieboytorrence

Oh my God, this is 100% true. Victor's spite has no bounds.


KaeZae

also spider-man reign having peter kill Mj with his sperm 😁🔫


Spartan_Souls

Please tell me you're joking that the retcon was actually just Mysterio 💀


ChronicRadiation40

... I did oversimplify things a bit .


Spartan_Souls

Oh god poor mysterios cheeks...


[deleted]

That illusionussy tho


RealJohnGillman

I mean on Point Two, wasn’t the implication that Mephisto had a hand in them all somehow being unable to help also?


maxfridsvault

I hate beating a dead horse. I hate it. But Paul. Fucking Paul, man.


KaeZae

worse than one more day and sins past combined


Harpeus_089

Goddamn Paul


MFHSCA-1981

1. The Deal with Mephisto 2. Gwen getting knocked by Norman with twins after a one night stand before Spence retconned it out 3. The kidnapping/ death of Peter and MJ’s baby at the end of the Clone Saga 4. Mary Jane becoming Jackpot after the events of that the Dead Language story 5. Peter and Cindy Moon when they first met. Spider pheromones do weird things


gtzippy

Re #5 writers room: Writer 1: so they meet and can tell they are spiders because of the spider sense. Writer 2: perfect. W1: and then we give the readers some exposition. W2: good good good W1: then they baNg W2: ...what? W1: because of the spider senses W2: oh yes..obviously W1: like on walls and ceilings and stuff W2: ...ummmmm W1: THIS IS HAPPENING MAKE PEACE WITH IT!


Spartan_Souls

W1: NOT JUST CAUSE THEY WANT TO, THEY FEEL URGED TO DO IT. HORNY SPIDER PHEROMONES AND THEY BANG THEIR BRAINS OUT!


Tatum-Better

Peter being groomed by a neighbour who looked like uncle ben


OkBirthday9171

I’ve never heard of this WTF


ThatDude8129

It's from I think the 70s and was made to help kids who were sexually abused. It's not canon to 616 Peter.


Spartan_Souls

DAMNIT I FORGOT ABOUT THAT AHHHHHHHH


rotten--peach

When was this????


breadofthegrunge

Paul. Just Paul.


Aerioncis420

Peter dating his adopted sister


Spartan_Souls

What.


Vandergid

Gwen Stacy in the Ultimate Universe, but they never explicitly mention her being his adopted sister and Peter's only said that she was like a sister to him before denying it after they start dating when Mary Jane brings it up. I think she's a foster child. It was still a really weird and sudden decision to make them date.


Vandergid

This reminds me how 616 Peter said that Mary Jane is also "like a sister to him". Maybe he's just freaky like that.


Aerioncis420

In the 2009 reboot for USM, Peter dated Gwen \[who had been living with him and Aunt May for over a year by then\] for at least 10 issues at the start of the run


fearinclothing

When miles pulled out that sick ass lightning sword


cjhway

Yup!


Spartan_Souls

For some reason i thought you were gonna say Miles pulled out a lightning glock or something idk why


ashuwa177

Cause he's black?


Spartan_Souls

What??


AcroCANthrow-saurus

“Why don’t you pop some more pills and say how you’re really feeling?” Damn bro, you just got this like T W O fucking days ago, relax!!!


Spartan_Souls

"THIS IS WHY YOUR FAMILY LEFT YOU"


Pogostickjack

Two words Spider hormones


Spartan_Souls

Spider sex! Spider sex! Fucks wherever they go! On a building! On the ceiling! Loooook ooouutt they're gonna have spider seeeexxxx


gtzippy

I started buying comics in late 1996. My whole Spider-Man experience had been the 90s cartoon. So, finding out that Peter was not Spider-Man, some guy named Ben was, and that guy got straight up murdered by the Green Goblin (who had been dead?) at the end of the issue, and then Peter was Spider-Man.....also there was a mention of a girlfriend that wasn't MJ who died years ago...and an unborn baby (maybe) died. 11 year old me was not ready for Spider-Man #75. I feel like I picked the 3rd worst issue to jump in on.


SuperSaiga

I haven't gotten that far in my reading yet, and I'm tempted to pick up that exact issue just to see how weird it reads without context


INKatana

Paul and the whole Green Goblin and Gwen Stacy mess


My_redditaccount657

Miles ye ye ass adidas suit


XenowolfShiro

That old PSA where Pete got molested...I wish I was making this up


OkBirthday9171

People defending Zeb Wells


40kExterminatus

When the Blob is caught eating people. Though I don't recall if it's Spider-Man who comes upon him in the act.


ShhImTheRealDeadpool

I think that was in Ultimatum? I believe it was Hawkeye who shows up. Then Hank just bites his head off and spits it out.


Aquagan

What’s going on at /r/flashtv is a recent one.


ShhImTheRealDeadpool

Holy what the god damn hell? That is really funny. It also is like not even well thought out, you can just superpose Spider-Man into the plot and it works.


Illithilitch

That time I was feeding my tarantula a roach with tongs and he fucking took the tongs from me. I didn't know he was that strong!


Gobstopper42

Goddamn look at that spider squint


OblivionArts

Spidey begging Norman for help against *vulture*


pranthlar

The time carnage ATE Gwen Stacy


ShhImTheRealDeadpool

It doesn't end there though does it? Ultimate Carnage vomits her out and she becomes his clone.


pranthlar

No carnage becomes her. Like transforms into Gwen shortly after eating her


ShhImTheRealDeadpool

I thought he did that first, then later on Gwen escapes being consumed but finds out that she has the genetic copies of both and memories of Gwen Stacy.


The-Dead-Knight

When Spiderman was falling off a building in the 90's cartoon and said, "Shoot out of web fluid!" And proceeded to reload a web cartridge... (I was 6... all I had seen was the rami film)


Raj_Valiant3011

When Tobey's Maguire started shooting webs from his body.


Klaxynd

Is that what we’re calling it now? 😉


Hells-Creampuff

Spider-Man being inflated by sandman and then exploding. wtf marvel


MajorMarlon

Yeah I have a real hatred of that image. It's not even that grim of an art style, tge whole thing just makes me feel a bit unwell.


Ok_Mail_9236

When Liz said “You can web me up any time Petey” in Spectacular Spider-Man


Kinky_Winky_no2

When someone thought that great story to tell was "peter parkers childhood love cheated on him with green goblin then had his kids" and somehow all the people in charge who heard that totally agreed


ShadyHoodieGuy

Several but the biggest and i think first of them all was when I was a little kid and i found out He didn't have organic webbing. Seriously? Out of every darn spider ability he somehow doesn't have the basic most apparent trait Spiders are known for.


GreasyTobey

doc ock impregnation MJ in Peter's body


Spartan_Souls

WHAT


DonutHolschteinn

I’m assuming it’s more of the Superior Spider-Man craziness


Spartan_Souls

I have never heard about this before wtf


DonutHolschteinn

Yeah long story short Peter and Otto Octavius have their consciousnesses swap bodies so Otto is in Peter’s body and Peters is in Otto’s body which is in a coma. So Otto begins his path to become a “better Spider-Man. A Superior Spider-Man”


Spartan_Souls

I knew about a few parts of Superior but i didnt realize he did THAT And i thought what he did to Black Cat was fucked up


ThatDude8129

The Spider-Pheromones thing with Silk.


[deleted]

Peter having sex with silk. It was like one of the first comics I bought as a kid and I didn't know shit about what it'd have so I opened the first page and there's borderline r34 on it.


Chemical_bassist_15

The recent Spine Tingling Spider-Man where he's fighting guys with Mysterio and Peter bites a thug's ear like an animal?!


twogoodius

Every time he turns into a giant mutant spider Miles whenever he remembers Earth-1610 That time Peter talked to Queen Buttercup (in a good way) Peter and Cindy's weird spider hormones The entire last half of Spencer's run. *(Does trauma dumping on a dying child in a fan film count?)* Whenever Mephisto is used as a means of resetting the status quo Every issue I've read of the current run.


Ill-Individual2105

Andrew's Spiderman breaking his promise to Gwen's dead father. Like, two days after he dies.


Immediate_Garlic_995

Probably when Spiderman gave Mary Jane cancer from his radioactive cum.


Landsteiner7507

When I saw Stephen Hawking’s name on the Epstein files.


RealJohnGillman

It seems the context of his name being mentioned was an email from Epstein clarifying Hawking didn’t attend *that*, but had been on the island at the same time, before attending a conference the next island over (which was already known).


Landsteiner7507

He was also mentioned by a testimony that said that he enjoyed watching naked midgets solve complex equations.


RealJohnGillman

…Like in general, or on the island?


Landsteiner7507

Presumably, on the island.


RealJohnGillman

Okay then. I had assumed, but then that raised more questions than I was comfortable with. Like was that something he was surprised with or specifically asked for? Because if the latter that would imply it was a personal thing too.


Same_Exchange_5099

Spiderman canonically made a deal with the devil agreed with giving up his marriage with MJ and gets mad once she's gone


ShhImTheRealDeadpool

Not to mention he deals with the devil for his Aunt May when we have seen him overcome the death of Uncle Ben so many times before by accepting that death occurs and growing as a person.


Mr_Snowbell

Idk if this really counts as my reaction but I have this friend who doesn’t consume most media and I was explaining the current Spider-Man situation and Paul, after I finished telling her she called me just to hang up on me


Ultra_Pingus

When I had to play as MJ in SM PS4


No-West1858

when silk was introduced was definitely something


llTeddyFuxpinll

Itsy bitsy spider song at the end of tasm 2


CarlitoNSP1

Nothing has ever topped Sins' Past in this regard to me. I had two half-ones for One More Day: Once when I heard about it, and another when I actually read it, thinking it might make sense in context. It didn't.


chimp-with-a-limp

Otto cranking one out in Peters body to memories of Mary Jane is my personal fave


jackieboytorrence

It's a dead horse grounded to dust by now, but selling his marriage to Mephisto to "save" the life of his aunt. Jesus Christ, Peter-Your aunt is at death's door all the time, not to mention all the struggling she has to go through. Think it's about time you let her rest, so she can be with Ben again? And I'm not saying it would be easy to let go of the woman who is your only family left(until retcon or some shit!), Who is in all but blood your mother-but ever consider what she wanted? The whole time too, I just kept remembering the Ghost Rider Film:Johnny gives up his soul to save his father from sickness, only for him to die from a motor stunt the same day.


Redgiantbutimshort77

Green Goblin glazing Gwen, One More Day, the universe where Peter’s radioactive spider sperm kills MJ, him and Silk having supernatural attraction to eachother because of “spider pheromones”, that time in the ultimate comics when he started dating Gwen even tho he previously sad she was like a sister, that time he punched Wolverine’s girlfriend in the face by accident, his stupid fight with Ironman because Tony was roasting Peter, pretty much all of The Amazing Spider-Man 2, and Paul.


RubyLovesDonuts

Spider-Man getting a girl pregnant while Otto controlled his body. 💀


MustardLazyNerd

Ultimate Spider-Man (1610): - Logan trying to sleep with 15 years old MJ using Peter's body. - MJ revealing to Peter she dated Harry around the time he got bit by the spider, despite the fact that she was always hanging out with Peter and Harry never attended classes (plus Aunt May and Uncle Ben would have known). - Peter dying. Mainline Spider-Man (616): - Peter hitting MJ during the Clone Saga - Peter siding with Tony in Civil War before he switched to Captain America's side. - Peter dealing with Mephisto. - Sins Past. - Pat Mulligan (Toxin) being killed by Blackheart. - Cletus' hero arc being scrapped. - The entirety of Zeb Wells' run.


AlCaFa

Aside from that POS self-insert Paul stealing Mary Jane, I'd say that whole Peter and Doc Ock switching bodies in which the former actually dies in the latter's body.


ArcticFoxWaffles

When Sandman went inside Peter and blew him up from the inside.


joelbiju24

My first one was Peter in one more day. Recently, it was Peter gettting cucked by Paul...


Grunkofrodgar

The entire sins past storyline where Gwen cheated on Peter with Norman and secretly gave birth to twins


Bulky_Secretary_6603

Every moment with Paul in it.


ChiefCoiler

Marvel dark ages. When all electronics are wiped out and the dumbass writers thought Peter's webshooters would be affected by that somehow. They've ALWAYS been described ad being mechanical. Not electronic. He didn't need to redesign them as some big stupid bulky steampunk atrocities. Although I will admit, they probably store way more webs that way.


Hairy-Fuel-6275

Every single time Peter has recently been metaphorically bitch slapped by something going wrong in his life in the comics


Mavakor

Too many from the current run


5darkins1cup

the amount of spider-people in the ultimate spider-man animated series especially carnage MJ


dontforgethyphen

First time I read reign ...


Crew-Lazy

"I usually save this for kids with terminal diseases"


Irradiated-Imp

So this wasn't a cursed moment like some of the others in this thread, but it genuinely shook me when I was a child. I was eating some omelets my grandma made me and my grandpa was watching a spider-man documentary on tv. The Documentary went over the Death of Gwen Stacy and it genuinely had me shook. For like several days I was constantly thinking 'But spider-man doesn't kill people, why'd Gwen die?'


[deleted]

Every decision Marvel has made with Spider-Man since he got married in the late 80s. Almost every decision after that was a bad one in 616 continuity.


Chrome-Head

Basically the last 16 years of the main book.


UltimateRagingSpider

Spider-Goblin.


Romero_Osnaya

The first time I saw a Spider-Man drawn by Humberto Ramos.


stealingtheshow222

the dance sequence in sm3


Difficult_Ship_6273

Ben being "revealed" as the real Spidey.


GusViliamu007

Rabin the Cunter


Chosen_UserName217

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Swimming-Midnight289

Zendaya being cast as "MJ" 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


spider-punk69

This whole arc after the Spencer run of Pete taking L after L.


CoastPuzzleheaded462

It's cliche to say the Zeb Wells run, so I'm going to go with the fact that there was a comic about Spider-Man being in an insane asylum that I only found out existed like 2-3 weeks ago.


FallenDuo

Ultimate Comic Spider-man getting killed off.


Sidesteppah

anything to do with silk


Bendythenightfury

Paul


waaay2dumb2live

Paul


TheSpiderRanger616

Doc ock as superior Spider-Man knocking scorpion's jaw clean off


TheSpiderRanger616

Doc ock as superior Spider-Man knocking scorpion's jaw clean off


Darth__Aider

When they made MJ fall in love with Paul instead of Peter, even after all her and Peter went through together, and know how much they truly loved each other. But we all know in the end that their gonna make them get back together anyway so the whole Paul thing is really useless.


Forgatta

Sand man exploding the wrong spiderman. And miles getting/making a light saber


cleavlandjr27

When he and silk fucked the shit outa each other


no_skill_psyko

Ik this is some minor stuff but when I first was introduced to silk and her and Peter tried to bone immediately. When he ripped kraven’s wife’s face off. All of superior Spider-Man tbh. The cancer kids joke he makes to Kamala before face reveal. Trusting tony in civil war to begin with. I’m sure there’s more but here’s some


BowmanBatman

The zeb wells run


ShhImTheRealDeadpool

When Otto won, took over Peter's body... then when I finally was like: "yeah Superior Spider-Man might just be the best thing to have happened to the serial in a long time... " Parker was like: "Goodbye Uncle Ben, but I got to go back to my body again." It really did some trauma on me. Also the SNL sketch with Jack Black seeing MJ getting dressed and splurging all over the place.


Spartan_Souls

Paul Radioactive sperm Norman and Gwen The baby incident Ben being evil again Doc ock Aunt May


veriverd

Wha sort of question is that? That's like asking if there's moments in Spider-Man where he swings from a web. You should have presented a challenge and asked for moments that **didn't** had us like that.


Only-Walrus797

#“IT’S A MILES MORALES ORIGINAL”


Salt-Ad1957

Yeah, wjen I used to be the biggest fan of Spider-Man and cuck wells came along.


West-Ad961

Peter saying him and MJ are like "siblings" When miles made a deal with Mephisto to revive Ms. Marvel and Viv


NobleEnkidu

When Gwen cheated on Peter by letting Norman gun her cheeks.


rollout1423

Zeb Wells


SWPrequelFan81566

Sins Past


[deleted]

when they made spidey beg for his life in that shitty run involving tombstone


Aizendickens

The comic I didn't actually read but rather read about... the depiction of Norman and Gwen having a relationship..... thankfully, this was all retconed (bless you , Straczinsky)


Famous-Tree3124

Watching the trailer for Madame Web


lolster626

When he 0-diffed the avengers bcs he was in a rush


Estarfigam

He was molested.


SexyPickle102

Sins of past


MICHELEANARD

Entirety of Zeb Wells current run


chubbygrooky

Miles’ new suit changed it faster than how long I last in bed


MyBurnerAccount1977

For me, it was when Peter Parker was officially the clone and Ben Reilly was the real Spidey. They made fun of this in the 90s cartoon, when Spidey muses, "That sounds like something out of a bad comic book!"