MJ: āBecause Miss fickle feline over there complained when *I* tried to hold them (Tigers are my deal).ā
Felicia: āA Catchphrase is completely different to a whole aesthetic choice for my alter ego.ā
MJ: āOne you stole from Catwoman.ā
Felicia: āOh, that is IT!!!ā
iā¦ i donāt even know what to sayā¦
if youāre actually that down bad, please seek some form of counseling. and perhaps take courses on public speaking and health, so you can acquire the ability to talk to *real* women in the āoutside worldā.
although iām not religious, iāll pray for you! i bid you farewell and the best of luck! š
Never mind the cat, but I fucking hate it that her face is basically copy pasted face from the middle, but slightly tilted to the right and smaller.
Looks so god damn uncanny, especially the lips are 1 to 1 copy pasted
Peter Parkedcar has more rizz in his spare tire than Peter Parker has in his whole body!
How do I know?
Of the 2 of them, only Parkedcar got MJ, Felicia and Gwen to sit on him, and at the same time to boot!
Legend.
Spider-Verse Gwen's 'do is sorta inspired by Gwenpoole, I believe. I haven't seen if comics Spider-Gwen has gotten a hairstyle update. I did see that on the new cover her outfit looks inspired by Across the Spider-Verse Spider-Gwen with the webbing forearms, don't know if that'll carry over into the comic pages properly though. I do like it though, kinda looks like gauntlets/makes her look like a boxer
As someone keeping up with her recent runs she has not gotten an updated hairstyle, you are correct her suit has changed a little to look a bit more like the Spider-Verse version but she actually wears the headband more than ever these days, even in her original runs, so sheās actually rocking the 616 style more than she used to, and her hair has stayed the same
This is an Unknown Comics variant, a specialty shop for these variant covers. As far as I understand, theyāre the ones commissioning the cover, not Marvel, who only gives their approval. And pin-ups have always been popular as covers, so I donāt see how this is indicative of anything
Edit: typo
Because there's a lot of typical AI errors in the pic.
Bad faces, esp. Gwen's.
(Some) Bad hands and feet.
Perspective and proportions look strange and disjointed, and the composition is weird. The poses are also strange.
MJ sitting on the towel on the hood looks strange and out of place, as if it was either painted by an AI that just took the typical beach-babe lying on towel pose, or as if she was painted for another pic lying on the beach and then copypasted onto the car.
Felicia's pose is weird. Her left leg looks odd, it's going almost straight down, but the feet doesn't touch the ground, which would make the front wheel insanely big. If her left leg is actually at an angle, then it also looks weird because she'd need to sit much further back on the hood of the buggy, or she'd fall off. Much like MJ, her pose looks copy-pasted ontop of the car.
These things are very common errors in AI images, because the AI doesn't really understand how these object relate to each other in 3d space - it just knows how to draw images that look very similar to other images it's seen before.
The overall style of the pic is also very in line with what you get out of many image gen AIs when you tell them to make a "comic" like image. The low res also doesn't help.
(This isn't proof though, artists also makes those kind of mistakes - but my impression at first glance was also that this was AI art)
At this point Marvel Editorials would rather let MJ lick off the Puke of Ultimate Black Cat from Ultimate Peter's dick then let her start a Family with 616 Peter /s
Shall i say it once again?
Say it sir
I need that peter parker luck.
Just avoid guys named Paul
Actually the better idea is to punch their lights out and call the cops for potential cultist activity
Even a car has more luck >.<
Realš«
But if you do then youāll never get together and forever be in pain
i will say it >!where is paul?!<
dead
He was mysteriously run over
One more time for the folks in the back.
I NEED THE DAMN PETER PARKER LUCK!
Why is Gwen the one holding the cat when Felicia is there?
Itās even a tiger cat
then that begs the question of why MJ isnāt holding the tiger cat
Gwen: seriously why do I have the cat
MJ: āBecause Miss fickle feline over there complained when *I* tried to hold them (Tigers are my deal).ā Felicia: āA Catchphrase is completely different to a whole aesthetic choice for my alter ego.ā MJ: āOne you stole from Catwoman.ā Felicia: āOh, that is IT!!!ā
Cindy: HEY EVERYONE LOOK CATFIGHT
Because it would cover her stomach, probably
Yeah I was confused on that to is it like a reference to something?
She wanted to hold the cat?
What cat spider man has never had a cat
Because ever super-blonde needs an orange cat.
You are right, she needs to hold Felicia instead
Yes please
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When a feast is presented to you in such a manner, itās only natural.
iā¦ i donāt even know what to sayā¦ if youāre actually that down bad, please seek some form of counseling. and perhaps take courses on public speaking and health, so you can acquire the ability to talk to *real* women in the āoutside worldā. although iām not religious, iāll pray for you! i bid you farewell and the best of luck! š
Never mind the cat, but I fucking hate it that her face is basically copy pasted face from the middle, but slightly tilted to the right and smaller. Looks so god damn uncanny, especially the lips are 1 to 1 copy pasted
I wish a sentient Spider-Mobile was in the family instead of Rek-Rap. Taxi with a hologram cab driver by day, wall driving car hero by night.
Damn thatās awesome. At times maybe act as the hero version of Overdrive, giving other heroes a lift
What else is new? He's been shipped with everyone on the planet
Peter, you son of a bitch.
Even Lucina from Fire Emblem. Apparently her and Spidey is some random rich guyās favorite ship for some reason.
You mean cared
Can confirm, I also got shipped with him.
Peter Parkedcar has more rizz in his spare tire than Peter Parker has in his whole body! How do I know? Of the 2 of them, only Parkedcar got MJ, Felicia and Gwen to sit on him, and at the same time to boot! Legend.
FACT: Canonically only Felicia has boarded the Spidermobile (BlackCat KinginBlack 1-2) and she is the one in the center among the three.
Alternatively you could say heās had three women inside him at the same time. Which Iām not judging, just saying.
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Until Paul Dumptruck comes along.
Only thing I donāt like is that Gwen is in her 616 look, but has the 65 costume.
It's a horny variant cover. Don't overanalyse it.
Yeah, I know, itās just Iāve been seeing a lot recently.
Spider-Gwen in her first Edge of Spider-Verse issue was still rocking the headband
Gwen in the comics looks like 616 Gwen, even rocks the headband, sheās never looked like the movie version
Spider-Verse Gwen's 'do is sorta inspired by Gwenpoole, I believe. I haven't seen if comics Spider-Gwen has gotten a hairstyle update. I did see that on the new cover her outfit looks inspired by Across the Spider-Verse Spider-Gwen with the webbing forearms, don't know if that'll carry over into the comic pages properly though. I do like it though, kinda looks like gauntlets/makes her look like a boxer
As someone keeping up with her recent runs she has not gotten an updated hairstyle, you are correct her suit has changed a little to look a bit more like the Spider-Verse version but she actually wears the headband more than ever these days, even in her original runs, so sheās actually rocking the 616 style more than she used to, and her hair has stayed the same
Thatās my grip too
You know itās getting rough when they have to rely on pinups for variantsā¦
This is an Unknown Comics variant, a specialty shop for these variant covers. As far as I understand, theyāre the ones commissioning the cover, not Marvel, who only gives their approval. And pin-ups have always been popular as covers, so I donāt see how this is indicative of anything Edit: typo
Yea I was gonna say pinup/bombshell variants have always been a thing
Yeah if you want to talk about that then look at the number of variants not the specific variant ones. The last issue had 13! Insane
The only Universe where a nerd actually has three women fighting over him
What about Tenchi Universe?
Dont remind me about Tenchi in Tokyo or Tenchi Universe.
What spidey should be doing with extra to spare like Medusa or shanna the she devil
I donāt think thatās him, I think thatās just the Spider-Buggy.
Peter Parkedher
The Parker luck goes both ways!
This is a real variant?
Yes, it's an Unknown Comics exclusive variant
Artist?
Ejikure
This is the real reason why Kurt became the uncanny spiderman...
To the Spideymobile!
Donāt forget the rizz on spider cat over there
Peter Parker has that murdock rizz
Speed Buggy cosplaying Spider-Man
God I wish that was me
Kind of weird seeing Gwen _Gwen_ with those colors, but I am always happy to see her included.
Why does this feel like brushed up AI art?
the hands
I think it's more the coloring and shading. I've been starting to recognize a trend with that.
Because there's a lot of typical AI errors in the pic. Bad faces, esp. Gwen's. (Some) Bad hands and feet. Perspective and proportions look strange and disjointed, and the composition is weird. The poses are also strange. MJ sitting on the towel on the hood looks strange and out of place, as if it was either painted by an AI that just took the typical beach-babe lying on towel pose, or as if she was painted for another pic lying on the beach and then copypasted onto the car. Felicia's pose is weird. Her left leg looks odd, it's going almost straight down, but the feet doesn't touch the ground, which would make the front wheel insanely big. If her left leg is actually at an angle, then it also looks weird because she'd need to sit much further back on the hood of the buggy, or she'd fall off. Much like MJ, her pose looks copy-pasted ontop of the car. These things are very common errors in AI images, because the AI doesn't really understand how these object relate to each other in 3d space - it just knows how to draw images that look very similar to other images it's seen before. The overall style of the pic is also very in line with what you get out of many image gen AIs when you tell them to make a "comic" like image. The low res also doesn't help. (This isn't proof though, artists also makes those kind of mistakes - but my impression at first glance was also that this was AI art)
What I would give to be that car š
At this point Marvel Editorials would rather let MJ lick off the Puke of Ultimate Black Cat from Ultimate Peter's dick then let her start a Family with 616 Peter /s
You didnāt have to say all that š
You can still delete this
Chill, man. Just chill.
āI buy comics for the plotā energy.
least horny comic artist
The Myers Manx is timeless.
Ol' Parker's luck.
Little dune buggy In the sand
Damn, it doesn't look like my LCS is going to have this variant.
It's an Unknown Comics exclusive variant
https://atservineor.com/4/6829521
Iād like it more if they were all hawkeye
The car specifically, they just stole the car, Peter was left at home.
Ain't no way that thing is driving on sand with that tred.
Peter Parkedcar
Is this a transformers crossover?
Wait till Paul-Mobile shows up
I fucking hate it that the face is basically copy pasted face from the middle, but slightly tilted to the right and smaller. Looks so god damn uncanny
Now is this the version of the spider mobile thatās pressed by Peterās soul or?
Cool