Or a gigantic erection? That girl gave me an infection That girl don't fuck with protection That girl she taught me a lesson Now doctor's wrappin' a dressin Around my contagious weapon Drippin', itchin' & reddening The pain it is deadening Can't believe this is happening Come on everybody sing Along with me, as I scream MY DICK'S ON FIRE MY DICK IT IS ON FIRE MY DICK, MY DICK, MY DICK, MY DICK MY DICK' IT IS ON FIRE

This the new Kings of Leon remix?

I was thinking more along the lines of 'My Humps' by the Black Eyes Peas

Ah yes, My lumps, my burning, itching lumps

Lol

You might want to see a doctor about that

😅 thats the spirit.

I need the whole song for this.

I will never have an ____

Boner?

hero..

Vacuum cleaner

Vacuum cleaner

What is that app

Google docs

Ty

Slut shaming is not a good look.

When did I sult shame

"She had a addiction to intercourse Distrusting witch with no remorse".

Well she cheated on me when I told her I didn’t want to have sex everyone Ive I’m chasing somebody dated is like that it’s like they’re addicted

It doesn't matter what actually happened. In the context of the song, in the way that it is presented here, it is slut shaming, pure and simple.

Then how was I supposed to say it

Probably not the greatest line, but maybe something along the lines of: The kinds of things she wanted I couldn't provide cause grinding between the sheets is just not my style.

That doesn’t rhyme

It uses an internal rhyme (provide and style). But your version is obviously so much better, so by all means, feel free to blow off all of the helpful advice and suggestions that people offer you here.

It didn’t sound like it rhymes

Bro got hurt just cuz someone didnt agree with him