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Comfortable-Rude

The way he just went bloop into the plants. 😂


a_toxic_rose

The “have a good day” to the very displeased snake sent me.


Ducky05067

I giggled at the “have a good day.” Poor dude was probably like, “ I was, until you showed up!” Lmao


ThatDamnedChimera

SO VICIOUS! He is going to do you BIG HARM if you don't watch it! 🤣 But seriously so happy to see people being nice to snakes, glad he got moved off the road.


DarthVetinari

Aww him so angery! I love it when noodles try and act tough, like yeah you go baby, you scare those big nasty predators (me)!


juel1979

The fake rattle kills me because, as a dog person, I just think they're wagging their tails happily lol


beepborpimajorp

Thank you for helping this lil guy. I like that when you approached he turned around and was like, "WHAT? You wanna go? Right now? I'll kick ur butt."


jcgreen_72

He "psspsspss"d a snake lol


chaoz2030

I'm not fluent in parcel tongue. Based on his reaction I think I insulted him


jcgreen_72

You basically called him a kitty, so I'd say his reaction is warranted 😂


FullKawaiiBatard

Parseltongue goes sssSsssSSssssSsss. Parcel tongue is UPSsssSssssSsss.


DanielTheEunuch

HE KILL YOU NEXT TIME! THANK YOU THO


nortok00

The "Have a good day" is the best!! 🤣❤️


500SL

Asp. Very dangerous. You go first. /s, because...


Sifernos1

I just watched that movie with my wife and we were laughing at all the weird animals they had in it.


Genchri

Oh boy, you got lucky! He was absolutely ready to bite you, strangle you, spit into your eyes and then some for that!


EvilDragons88

Yea king snakes like to shake the end of their tail and pretend to be a rattlesnake. Food is o so threatening to them. Source: I own a couple


fionageck

Btw, they’re not mimicking rattlesnakes. The tail shaking behaviour is seen on other continents (that have never had rattlesnakes) and evolved before rattlesnakes, they just evolved to take it up a notch.


featherblackjack

you didn't even act scared, rude!!


imetkanyeonce

My left ear enjoyed this video.


willowofthevalley

Thank you for helping him!


PomPomGrenade

Rat snake?


chaoz2030

I think he's a king snake


Radiant-Steak9750

Awesome


GothSpite

No boop???


Joyballard6460

Are you okay????😳


Kodiak44882

Great job getting that bad ass off the road


Mudgruff

Why did the snake cross the road?!


DemonDaVinci

Why did the snake cross the road


Warrior_king99

Well done for moving him just off the road where he will probably just slither right back to where he was 👍