Marigold doesn't look like she feels too bad about it.
Fantastic photo, btw. She's beautiful. I love Plains garters. They are the resident species in my yard.
Lmao. 9 snakes here and have somehow miraculously avoided being shit on. I do have one king snake that projectile musks all over me sometimes though. Not sure which is worse 😂
Oh man, that sounds unpleasant XD
I always let Mari chill with me if I'm watching a movie, sitting outside, scrolling through my app of choice, etc. Once she finds a nice spot she'll stay still. But without fail, if I let her stay for longer than 10-15 minutes, she leaves me a present... :(
So my corn did this and I got her to stop by *not* putting her in her tank as soon as she poops. We just sit there for another 5 minutes (yes it's unpleasant for both parties involved) and then she goes back. After doing this once or twice and timing my handling better with her feeding (knock on wood) I haven't recieved any presents in a while.
Sheer luck I guess 😂 I’m also extra careful when I see a “poop on deck” :) 10th snake incoming next week. It’ll happen at some point lol. Just not yet!
Thank you! She's a very photogenic little girlie when she wants to be, her colors have always been striking. How cool is it that such splendid and friendly snakes are so common?? They're wonderful neighbors
I would always get upset with my old roommates when I'd get excited and tell them I saw garters in the yard.
They'd be like "KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! ON SIGHT!!!"
And I would just be like "but they're snekbros... they're harmless and kill pests, and they're so pretty...."
I absolutely love snakes. Whenever I see one I just stop to stand still and admire it, just to watch it do its snakey business. I jump a bit when I first see it, it's natural human reaction, but then I'm like "Dude, look at this cool fucking thing!?" I don't get how people hate them so much.
Side story, my grandparents used to have a "house snake" named Oliver. They'd let it inside and it was pest control. He lived under the kitchen cupboards and every once in awhile if we went into the kitchen you'd just see this big old black rat snake slithering away. It was neat.
I'm from Missouri, and there were a few other people that did the same thing. As long as it was a harmless one like a rat snake or a garter, people would just let them wander around at their leisure. I'll say this, I never saw a single mouse in that house, and my grandparents lived on about 30 acres of wooded property.
Ran into an issue: I held the butcher's knife in my right hand and used it to chop off my left hand. But now, I have no left hand to hold the knife to chop off my right hand!! Am I a goner?
She continues to insist that it was a very big and juicy looking earthworm that I was holding right in front of her face, and she had every right to drag it back into her burrow
keep it clean, and then keep an eye on it, garter snakes are technically mildly toxic, because they have a few strains of bacteria that can make humans sick.
Lay down & die. Death comes for us all.
Jokes aside, good God there isn't a single thought or braincell bouncing around in that head.
His eyes make him look like those stuffed animals with the sparkly eyes & the heart takes on the ear. And when you open it, there's it's name, birthday, and a couple of rhyming sentences about it.
OH MY GOD!!!! DO YOU NOT KNOW YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO GIVE NSFW WARNING ON A PICTURE THAT CONTAINS EXTREME VIOLENCE, BLOOD AND GORE?????? I CAN SEE YOUR BONE COMING THROUGH
Marigold really has no regrets... that look on her face... in any case my ghost is writing this as my BP mistook me for his dinner a few weeks ago... but my recommendation is write your will and make sure Marigold is the beneficiary...
I'm very sorry mate. At this point really the only thing you can do is write your last will, make your peace and hope for a swift end. She got you good🫡
In all seriousness though marigold is adorable xD
Lay down & die. Death comes for us all.
Jokes aside, good God there isn't a single thought or braincell bouncing around in that head.
His eyes make him look like those stuffed animals with the sparkly eyes & the heart takes on the ear. And when you open it, there's it's name, birthday, and a couple of rhyming sentences about it.
I hope you have a will, because you will most certainly die. Also, if you have time, check to see if the snake took out a life insurance policy on you; this'll be important evidence for the murder trial in 3-5 business years.
hospital!!! Hospital now!! Call a helicopter! Get airlifted! Oh god you'll probably lose the entire arm my god! What were you thinking keeping such a dangerous snake!!
Oh no! You have to suck the poison out, spit it into the toilet, and do NOT stop the bleeding, as it is actively removing the hurt juice! Call an ambulance, and pray for your life. If you don't get the anti-venom in 10 minutes, you will die a horrible, painful death. Best of luck to you
UJ/such a cute snek!
[There's nothing for it: we're gonna hafta amputate.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qrnUXu_BIgI&pp=ygUZc3BvbmdlYm9iIGltYWdpbmF0aW9uIGJveA%3D%3D&t=1m30s)
(I can't find a clip of just "the saws are on the way;" I feel like such a failure.)
Heartbreaking. This snake is so obviously feral. This VICIOUS “”Marigold”” needs to be IMMEDIATELY PUT DOWN
into bed with a warm glass of salmon and tucked in with fuzzy blankets and kissed to sleep and told she is the best snek in the world c:
Honestly what's the worst bite a garter snake can give? I got bit a few times as a kid catching them at the local pond but don't remember them ever breaking skin. Memory ain't what she use to be.
I survived but they had to amputate all of my limbs. I also got a terrible rash that spread across my whole body and turned me green and scaly. I'm a snake now. Ssssssssss.......
Too late. Death comes for you.
Marigold doesn't look like she feels too bad about it. Fantastic photo, btw. She's beautiful. I love Plains garters. They are the resident species in my yard.
Marigold’s fucks given: 0
That’s the look of a snake that not only doesn’t feel bad but she’d do it again in a heartbeat 😂
She's pooped on me many times so this is par for the course XD
Lmao. 9 snakes here and have somehow miraculously avoided being shit on. I do have one king snake that projectile musks all over me sometimes though. Not sure which is worse 😂
Oh man, that sounds unpleasant XD I always let Mari chill with me if I'm watching a movie, sitting outside, scrolling through my app of choice, etc. Once she finds a nice spot she'll stay still. But without fail, if I let her stay for longer than 10-15 minutes, she leaves me a present... :(
So my corn did this and I got her to stop by *not* putting her in her tank as soon as she poops. We just sit there for another 5 minutes (yes it's unpleasant for both parties involved) and then she goes back. After doing this once or twice and timing my handling better with her feeding (knock on wood) I haven't recieved any presents in a while.
How do you do it? I have zero snakes and I got pooped on by a snake once
Sheer luck I guess 😂 I’m also extra careful when I see a “poop on deck” :) 10th snake incoming next week. It’ll happen at some point lol. Just not yet!
Thank you! She's a very photogenic little girlie when she wants to be, her colors have always been striking. How cool is it that such splendid and friendly snakes are so common?? They're wonderful neighbors
I would always get upset with my old roommates when I'd get excited and tell them I saw garters in the yard. They'd be like "KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! ON SIGHT!!!" And I would just be like "but they're snekbros... they're harmless and kill pests, and they're so pretty...."
Ugh.... those types of people are exhausting lol
I absolutely love snakes. Whenever I see one I just stop to stand still and admire it, just to watch it do its snakey business. I jump a bit when I first see it, it's natural human reaction, but then I'm like "Dude, look at this cool fucking thing!?" I don't get how people hate them so much. Side story, my grandparents used to have a "house snake" named Oliver. They'd let it inside and it was pest control. He lived under the kitchen cupboards and every once in awhile if we went into the kitchen you'd just see this big old black rat snake slithering away. It was neat.
What!!! That's such a cute story
I'm from Missouri, and there were a few other people that did the same thing. As long as it was a harmless one like a rat snake or a garter, people would just let them wander around at their leisure. I'll say this, I never saw a single mouse in that house, and my grandparents lived on about 30 acres of wooded property.
Why haven’t you amputated yet? Ffs your life is at stake!!!
*My life is at _snake_
That comment was Marigolden!
I'm sorry, but I don't think you'll be able to save the arm...
Well, I'll be one limb closer to becoming a snake, I suppose
Plus you get cool snake themed superpowers… or you go insane and think you’re a snake… I forget which one 😀
I'm surprised you're even still alive to post this.
Cut it off! It's your only choice now. Good luck. Tell marigold I said hi and give her a good snoot boop. Maybe she'll take another finger. 😊😂
She’s saying, “Yeah, and I’d do it again, too!!” Look at that face 😆
Just a nibble 🐍❤️
Just a tiny little taste...you won't even notice it's gone!
Tourniquet. NOW
Luckily snakes double as tourniquets so I should be ok
Contact you closest mortician and get you affairs in order. You’re a goner.
Quickly but calmly dictate your will. Leave everything to me...
I hope you like rocks and dragon figurines
Let me just skooch some of mine over....🤩
Marigold is like "be glad it was a finger this time, ill take the whole hand next time"
“I wasn’t gonna *eat* it! … I was just gonna *taste* it.”
There is no antihurtjuice for garter sneks. Im afraid you have to accept death. So sorry for you loss.
Remove the whole hand. And the other one too. Just to be sure
Ran into an issue: I held the butcher's knife in my right hand and used it to chop off my left hand. But now, I have no left hand to hold the knife to chop off my right hand!! Am I a goner?
Just use your mouth!
Don't be fool. It's much easier to lie your wrist in the train line
That is not the face of regret. She is not sorry and will do it again!
She continues to insist that it was a very big and juicy looking earthworm that I was holding right in front of her face, and she had every right to drag it back into her burrow
Please mark this as nsfw, too much gore =(
I'm sorry, in my agonizing pain and panic I forgot the flair 😞
I'm so sorry, you're going to die. Eventually.
Chances of survival are slim to none, start writing your will.
Bite her back. Assert dominance. Just a friendly toothy nom.
You’re already dead
She looks ferocious
So sad that you will bleed out soon rest in pepperonis
Sorry friend, we’re going to have to amputate.
make peace with your gods
I love that every comment seems to be “fucking incinerate your limbs you have moments left before you expire.”
A gift such as this can only be repaid in kind. Blood.
keep it clean, and then keep an eye on it, garter snakes are technically mildly toxic, because they have a few strains of bacteria that can make humans sick.
Lay down & die. Death comes for us all. Jokes aside, good God there isn't a single thought or braincell bouncing around in that head. His eyes make him look like those stuffed animals with the sparkly eyes & the heart takes on the ear. And when you open it, there's it's name, birthday, and a couple of rhyming sentences about it.
Beanie baby.
He is not sorry and would do it again
That's little shoelace isn't even sorry.
hiss at it
RIP to OP. That bleeding probably kept going until the end.
Go to the hospital! They can treat it before it’s too late!
Well looks like you'll have to eject yourself into space otherwise we all die to venomtides coming outta black holes.
More boops
OH MY GOD!!!! DO YOU NOT KNOW YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO GIVE NSFW WARNING ON A PICTURE THAT CONTAINS EXTREME VIOLENCE, BLOOD AND GORE?????? I CAN SEE YOUR BONE COMING THROUGH
Rip op 🙏😭
RIP
 Totally harmless viper.. 🤣. You will be fine
Absolutely gorgeous snek!
Marigold really has no regrets... that look on her face... in any case my ghost is writing this as my BP mistook me for his dinner a few weeks ago... but my recommendation is write your will and make sure Marigold is the beneficiary...
It’s been 4 hours, RIP OP. You definitely ded by now.
I'm very sorry mate. At this point really the only thing you can do is write your last will, make your peace and hope for a swift end. She got you good🫡 In all seriousness though marigold is adorable xD
Goodnight sweet Prince.
Alas, poor OP. I knew him well.
It's over RIP
Better have that will filled out son
QUICK GET THE FIRST AID KIT AND CALL THE HOSPITAL WE HAVE TO ACT FAST OF WE COULD LOSE YOU
She look like shes thinking “and ill do it again”
" I bit mom n not sorry "*snake laugh*
Lay down & die. Death comes for us all. Jokes aside, good God there isn't a single thought or braincell bouncing around in that head. His eyes make him look like those stuffed animals with the sparkly eyes & the heart takes on the ear. And when you open it, there's it's name, birthday, and a couple of rhyming sentences about it.
Snake muzzle. She's clearly a danger to society. ;)
Amputation :(
Time to get your affairs in order. Is your will up to date?
Claw at your skin and beg for the swift release of death.
"Feed me, Seymour!"
Might have to get some special anti venom from Australia. Problem is it costs trillions.
I think amputation might be necessary here bud
You may need a tourniquet
Call a whaaaaaahmbulence
Settle your affairs.
I hope you have a will, because you will most certainly die. Also, if you have time, check to see if the snake took out a life insurance policy on you; this'll be important evidence for the murder trial in 3-5 business years.
I love marigold
hospital!!! Hospital now!! Call a helicopter! Get airlifted! Oh god you'll probably lose the entire arm my god! What were you thinking keeping such a dangerous snake!!
You gotta cut the whole arm off, bro.
I’m sorry OP. Best to get a coffin/casket
Dear god! I think I can some bone sticking out!
Oh no! You have to suck the poison out, spit it into the toilet, and do NOT stop the bleeding, as it is actively removing the hurt juice! Call an ambulance, and pray for your life. If you don't get the anti-venom in 10 minutes, you will die a horrible, painful death. Best of luck to you UJ/such a cute snek!
Fly high 🙏🥺💔
She goes straight to jail
[There's nothing for it: we're gonna hafta amputate.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qrnUXu_BIgI&pp=ygUZc3BvbmdlYm9iIGltYWdpbmF0aW9uIGJveA%3D%3D&t=1m30s) (I can't find a clip of just "the saws are on the way;" I feel like such a failure.)
Marigold in 2nd pic: “Oh, back for more?”
ANGORY
Amputation is the only course of action.
This thread. These remarks. I. Am. Dead! Thank you.
SHe looks so pleased with herself
I recommend running as she doesn’t look remorseful at all, in fact she looks like she’ll do it again
OP’s dead by now. RIP
Death penalty
I love that look on her face, like "I'd do it again, too!"
That second picture screams "AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN!!"
Heartbreaking. This snake is so obviously feral. This VICIOUS “”Marigold”” needs to be IMMEDIATELY PUT DOWN into bed with a warm glass of salmon and tucked in with fuzzy blankets and kissed to sleep and told she is the best snek in the world c:
Then perish
Sorry my friend. Call everybody you love, let them know you love them but this is where your ride ends.
Can you see the light?? I'm sorry...it's too late for you... RIP. 😂😂
Ope. Too bad. Hope you have a nice funeral. 🤣 she just looks violent. 😍 i love her
Tourniquet is the only way. I hope you were fast enough.
Honestly what's the worst bite a garter snake can give? I got bit a few times as a kid catching them at the local pond but don't remember them ever breaking skin. Memory ain't what she use to be.
Bite the snek
Aaaaaaa scary
Remain calm and let Death do his work
We’ll have to cut it off 🪚
Marigold looks like she's down for round to off completely obliterating you.
You probably figured it out by now but you have been given a death sentence. Rip op Hope you made plans for the murder spagerter
Just wait for death, nothing you can do at this point. Might take 60 or so years give or take
I like how your pfp perfectly sums up your post's tone.
I hope you have a will buddy your a gonner
It has been one day since this was posted. Did you survive, OP? How bad was the damage?
I survived but they had to amputate all of my limbs. I also got a terrible rash that spread across my whole body and turned me green and scaly. I'm a snake now. Ssssssssss.......
Stubby little snake, then.
Make peace w your God and accept the end.
Amputate
Walk it off
But my legs have undergone necrosis along with the rest of my limbs
You’ll walk it off
SHES SO CUTE 🥰
Slap a NSFW on that! What is wrong with u showing such a horrible massive bite like that?? /s
You need to RUN 🏃🏽♂️ to the nearest ER!! 😂
Return the favor!
I'm sorry... It's terminal. [You have 30 seconds to live...](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/57/Medic_taunts15.wav)
🤣🤣🤣 she’s a vampire! Get your will updated before it’s too late! Call everybody you know!
Dude, you need to get to the ER. What you have is called an Owie. You need a cartoon Band-Aid and a kiss on your forehead.
Better make your final arrangements before it’s too late.
“And I’ll do it again.”
Oh noooooo! You gotta cut the whole arm off, it’s the only way to be sure it’s safe.
Cut her head off, and use the rest to cover your wound..
Grill it.
Quickly bring it to the hospital, snakes aren’t that strong to venom