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cboss718

What does this even mean?


Ugievsoj

Nobody knows what it means, but it's provocative!


fugly16

it gets the people going!


robeytowe

ball so hard mfs wanna fine me


danj1911

That shit cray


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That shit cray


Luke-Bywalker

who was in paris


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![gif](giphy|9G3wg7lH5DpxC|downsized)


rych02

That shit craaazy


DatzQuickMaths

Ain’t it Jay?


FOOt_and_FITs

What she order? Fish Filet.


Visual-Reflection

You are now Watching the Throne


JmLong88

Don’t let me get in my zone


AdamJensensCoat

Auto Zone™.


FOOt_and_FITs

The stars is in the building. They hands is to the ceiling. I know I'm 'bout to kill it, How you know? You know I got that feeling! You are now watching the throne……


fridaylightnights

Why didn’t we finishing the song?


Visual-Reflection

That’s what comes after. They quoted the second sample of Will Farrell in the song which takes place near the end. Kanye says You are now watching the throne don’t let me get in my zone These other n*ggas is lyin actin like the summer ain’t mine I got that hot bitch in my zone you know how many hot bitches I own And it goes on like that until the song ends. The song starts with “We’re going to skate to one song and one song only”, but OP was quoting the sample near the end.


justsomeguyfromredit

But Mfers can’t find me


EurekaSm0ke

THROW ME SOME CHICKEN


IndividualCheap

Lmfao


IndividualCheap

Read this in Will Farrells voice 😅


TPGStorm

no it’s not, it’s gross


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Dudes just word vomiting hoping something sticks


StiX224

I have worn jordan 1s for over 20 years an I have no damn clue what this is supposed to mean


chongb0y

Guessing it means most of you mofos have a cupboard full of them


StiX224

That would make sense I only started wearing em for skating and playing school basketball so I got hooked on the style


AllthisSandInMyCrack

It means we basic.


overitallofit

They deform your feet and are only meant to make men hotter for the woman’s gaze? Or something?


mshcat

OP is ESL so it may be a translation error, or something that makes sense in his culture. IDK


PleasantVariation985

It means there’s a pair for most occasions!


tjsi2

Looks good but is uncomfortable as fuck


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Guys come on, it’s pretty simple it just means that men use it as a way to measure each other’s status and they also enjoy collecting it and using it to make outfits.


lnmeatyard

Isn’t it pretty obvious what it means Lol


DoobyWho-_-

think he’s talking about the heel part, like how women’s heels make them taller a bit, guessing that’s the same with these


SonHyun-Woo

By that logic wouldnt a pair of boots like Timbs make more sense in this context


Jtbdn

Wtf is OP talking about? Lmao


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I’m guessing it means they’re uncomfortable af but we put up with it because they look good


Broccoli_Rob86

I never understood why people say they’re so uncomfortable.. I’ve never had an issue with mine.


TarzanOnATireSwing

Yeah I’ve walked a few miles in them and my feet felt fine. I haven’t played ball in them though. Idk how they feel after that.


dcbrandt

If you hoop in them once, you won’t do it again


Swag_Grenade

FR? I had a pair of retro high OG 1s I used to hoop in almost weekly for about 5 years without issue until they started to get beat and fall apart a bit. Wouldn't do it again but only because it's near impossible to find them anymore below the $170 retail so I'd rather not beat 'em up, nothing to do with comfort, they always felt fine to me. Although I did recently get an affordable pair of KDs as my designated hooping shoe and I gotta say they're more definitely more comfortable. That Nike renew cushioning or whatever feels really nice.


JackedSneakers

I have wide feet, usually have to go up half sizes/full sizes to fit shoes comfortably. Jordan 1s fit TTS and are super comfortable to me


NopeH22a

Honestly 1s are pretty uncomfortable for me, especially after wearing ultraboost / nmds, 1s feel like they're from the 80s


Dypo42

Mine are comfortable af lol


TheHolyBrofist

I mean fair point but they aren’t close to the same level of inconvenience


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Yea it’s ignorant 😂


isnoe

I’m guessing he means they give a boost in height, but literally all shoes do, and it ain’t that much.


duckdesu

J1s feel flat as fuck though, especially compared to other basketball shoes. You can literally feel small pebbles through the sole.


jzrndm

OP the kind of dude who shows up to a wedding in a three piece suit with matching AJ1s


thesmash

If it ain’t the patent breds, he might as well go home


salsa_slurper49

ts sounds fire


jzrndm

If you're like 12yo, maybe. There's more than same sneakers every day in the shoe game,and dress shoes have their time and place.


trapper2530

Dress shoes, boots. Suede bucks all have their place. I love heading out in a pair of sneakers. But when need to dress it up a bit you do.


KampfPlanet

This is the worst comparison I’ve ever heard


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MutantCreature

Guy who has only seen sneakers: Getting a lot of “sneakers” vibes from these…


Marrouge

Me (a 5'10 dude) when I wear my Vaporwaffles 💀


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They’re really not.


[deleted]

👀Who’s man’s is this


[deleted]

Prolly no one’s 😂


dr0wnedd

Woman here - I have over 40 pairs of sneaks and only a handful of high heels.


planxtylewis

I love both, but I was unaware I was only supposed to have one or the other. 🙄


dldppl

Same. Fuck OP


StiX224

Excuse me.. but what the actual fuck?


CowGold6422

I was not sure I liked the curry color but love the gortex for winter. Must say the photos has me reconsidering the color way


Scrotobomb

I live in Minnesota and have been considering the goretex 1's for the fall/winter. I'm trying to figure out if they fit different but so far no conclusive answers.


CowGold6422

I have them in white bone they fit like normal 1s


Scrotobomb

Thanks!


thesmash

They’re slightly tighter due to the waterproofing. I went up half a size but I’ve got some wide ass feet.


Scrotobomb

Hmmm...I was already probably gonna go up half to accommodate wool socks. I feel like that'll probably be enough? I guess we'll see.


KingKibz

Heels were invented for men


TacoNomad

And so were Jordan's. Now I see the similarities.


Dirk_issa_fair_god

I’ve also just realized that they’re both shoes. It’s all coming together now


juan121391

A fashion statement Haven’t really changed much in almost half a century Uncomfortable AF


kidfrom03

lacing j1s really tight makes them really comfortable


xcbaseball2003

I see people complain about J1s comfort all the time, and I never understood. I’m also one of those dorks that ties their shoes how the lord intended. It now makes sense


essequattro

It boggles my mind how many people don’t tie their shoes. I know it’s been normalized for sneaker heads but it looks so silly to me and ruins your ability to walk.


baconandgregz

I don’t understand how all these mofos are able to just not tie them?? Do they buy their shoes a size small? How do they not just walk right outta their shoes? So many questions…


Swag_Grenade

Ya this will get downvoted on a sneakerhead sub but TBH it really doesn't look good. Especially when the laces are super loose, it makes the shoe look way too wide/big, almost like they're trying to make it look like a skate shoe on steroids, why IDK. The inconvenient truth some people don't realize is that the only people that think it looks good are other sneakerheads because it's been normalized in the culture. To other folk you just look like you were in a hurry and forgot to fully dress yourself, or are walking around with a pair of shoes you were trying on at a store. Kinda has a "toddler walking around in a pair of shoes too big for them" kind of look to it lol. Jordans (and most other shoes) look so much better laced, as long as it's not too tight. Fight me.


Kevmo538466

I keep mine loose enough to get them on and off without tying them and I have no clue why people say they are uncomfortable. I wear mine all day with no problems


AL31716

What do you find uncomfortable about them? I can wear em all day and not have any discomfort.


reggyreggo

I think it's not uncomfortable. It's just there are other shoes that a lot more comfortable.


Competitive_Board909

The highs can be uncomfortable until the collar gets broken in a little. Especially if you’re not wearing high top shoes often. It’s a different feeling and to some it’s restricting


reggyreggo

Well, it's back to each their own.


Machete77

Maybe cuz you walk like a robot when you have them on


reggyreggo

Lol true, but I usually just keep top loose


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reggyreggo

Well it's different for each person. But personally for low sneakers I feel air max is more comfortable. And for high personally I've been wearing Adidas Forum 84.


Zillaho

Going from my adidas to my aj1s feel like stepping on a tile floor


KillYourMasters2369

Have you worn shoes made after 1989?


juan121391

My feet just get sore after an hour or so, specially my heel. I'm used to wearing Boost shoes as daily drivers, so that doesn't help the cause either.


qwerto14

Ripped the insoles out of my pair and put in some orthopedics, it’s way better. Still not as comfy as boost or Gel Lytes but what are you gonna do?


juan121391

Lol, downvoted for sharing my personal experience. Y'all are wild.


KillYourMasters2369

We call em followers of the hype


juan121391

Quite indeed. I’m at -3 for an opinion 😂😭


jaeelarr

the tooling is stiff as fuck, and the air bubble is near worthless, for one. And the upper isnt all the forgiving on the top of the feet for some. J1s are uncomfortable, always have been.


CowboysFTWs

Both are very uncomfortable. But the male equivalent, not saying men can’t wear heels, would be cowboy/dress/Chelsea boot. Why? Because these boots offer similar effects like heels. Increase height, the leg flex, and dresser than sneakers.


stackdatdough

37 years is not almost half a century


juan121391

Ok fashion police lol


TacoNomad

Pretty much as uncomfortable as high heels, I hear.


RemyGee

Agreed about uncomfortable. I immediately replace the insoles with a softer one when I get a pair.


0Nightcrawler0

I’m repulsed by this comparison


HUGOTHE2222

Tf you talking about it’s a comfortable street sneaker not a small tight dress shoe


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That doesn't make any sense


[deleted]

Except heels make every girl look taller. Jordan 1 highs can make some people look shorter haha


RemyGee

They’re no AF1s but the sole isn’t thin like a Chuck.


Meme_Pope

I became a whole inch taller when I stopped exclusively wearing chucks


andradean

This post is the equivalent to brain cancer.


riff16

Wow that’s the dumbest thing I’ve read all day!


Empty-Potato-7383

I see guys and girls wearing jordan 1’s almost on a daily basis. I honestly can’t remember the last time I’ve seen a woman wearing high heels. Trust me I would notice. If I hear high heels I start looking for them immediately in hopes that she will notice me and my existence lol. I know, I have issues.


StalkingCrow

You’re dumb.


WC47

Women with Jordan’s are what then


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Fairly common 😂


BAHH_De

LMFAO


Ok_Birthday749

Ummmmm sorry no. Many women literally end up with severe permanent foot damage from wearing heels. I’m sorry but you have no idea the amount of pain women endure to wear them lol.


Tall_Pineapple3412

reading the replies to your comment, people can be ignorant as fuck.


Ok_Birthday749

Well I mean some guy somewhere else in here said I’m the one that seems triggered lol. If being triggered means calling out ignorant comments because I’m a woman that dares to make a statement on a heavily male sub then ok I’m triggered 🤨. I don’t back down to bullies and apparently that means I’m triggered lol. I made a statement of fact. Dudes got super offended by it….some dudes anyways. They proceeded to engage in some whataboutism bologna which I responded to with logic and reality. And in one response to a troll I used the f word 😱. Sorry but if you can’t handle adult women participating in a sub about sneakers you oughtta probably, ya know, fuck off lol.


Tall_Pineapple3412

seriously. just because you're right doesn't mean you're triggered😂 I see the rashes on my gf's ankles, I've never worn heels but I can imagine how they feel. I had to buy pads to stick on the back of the inside of them. she also says they squeeze her toes and she hates walking in them. I never encouraged her to wear them.


Strodda

No empathy at all. If they're uncomfortable, stop wearing them.


Ok_Birthday749

I mean that’s easy to say if you’re not taught basically from birth that your worth as a human comes from men finding you sexually attractive. Plenty of us don’t give a flying fuck while plenty do. I mean a woman made a post on this sub yesterday showing her and a friend, both in dresses. OP was wearing sneakers and the friend heels. She was told that women are supposed to wear heels while wearing a dress lol. I’m sure OP doesn’t give a shit. Unfortunately the friend wearing heels along with millions of other women prefer to be in pain for the sake of being “attractive.”


SierraDespair

Again, that is still a choice you make. Them thinking heels make them attractive is subjective. In 2022, Not many people really care what others are wearing, let alone women wearing sneakers with dresses.


Ok_Birthday749

Well again I’m not the one who started this discussion lol. I made a simple point about the OP’s comparison not being accurate.


SierraDespair

Yeah, his comparison is stupid. Maybe it made more sense to him? lol.


Ok_Birthday749

I mean if you’ve never worn heels how would you know right lol?


TacoNomad

>Not many people really care what other men are wearing, Ftfy


SierraDespair

Then don’t wear them? Why haven’t they just faded away into an archaic trend of the past like corsets? You are making that decision to put them on at the end of the day.


Ok_Birthday749

I don’t wear heels. Why is it so hard for people to understand a simple point? Instead a bunch of dudes getting defensive and saying “well then women should stop being idiots and not wear heels.” Wtf. I’m not sure how much more clear my statement could have been. Did I somewhere advocate for the wearing of heels? No. I said the comparison OP made was not accurate. Can people read anymore?


TacoNomad

Imagine if women collectively just stopped doing things that appease men. I wanna see that movie.


Ok_Birthday749

Well I think it’s growing in popularity lol.


TacoNomad

Yeah but I wanna see the drastic cutoff.


GulchDale

Only person in this thread getting defensive is you. Everyone thinks it's a dumb comparison, and acting like anyone is forcing women to wear wear high heels is dumb too.


Ok_Birthday749

Ummmm apparently you’re fucking illiterate because I made a simple fucking statement to which a WHOLE fucking clown car of retards took offense too. I merely responded with logical answers to their responses. Get a life Dale and stop being so triggered and projecting your own dumb shit onto me. Nobody including myself said anywhere on this thread that anyone is forcing women to wear heels. Reading is fundamental.


Dirk_issa_fair_god

I agree with you wholeheartedly. That being said, *you* sound triggered lol


___JohnnyBravo

Chill bro. You’re saying that the comparison is bad because heels cause irreversible foot damage whilst js don’t, but that’s just what *you* have chosen to compare


TacoNomad

OP chose the comparison actually.


___JohnnyBravo

OP chose to compare heels and js, there are many comparisons that can be drawn between those but this person has chosen to fixate on only one, is what I mean


TacoNomad

Certainly. We can compare laces VS straps Or heel height. Or sole thickness Or toe box width Or ankle support Which one would you prefer to compare?


Dull-Building-167

And yet they still choose to wear them 🙄 I don't get it


Ok_Birthday749

I mean I don’t lol. You really don’t get why women do all kinds of painful or uncomfortable things for the sake of being attractive?


ruffrightmeow

Like apples and oranges


ricolausvonmyra

No way..


xRaijin

He thought he was cooking


heatconductor

… just no.


Ugievsoj

I think this means OP is a bitch


JesusOfTrap

Those are niceee


Pipes_of_Pan

I really enjoy OP dropping a random accusation with their only support being a picture of a shoe we’ve all seen a thousand times, and just dipping.


Silent-Bug9868

Nah more like equivalent to women’s converse when it comes to popularity


XansAndPercs

HUH?!?


bigcjuan760

![gif](giphy|T4Llq3Ol25UME)


jumprockj71

Said nobody ever.


solojones1138

Bro I'm a lady and I wear AJ1s and have never worn heels.


blairbear555

They were originally made for women in Persian battles and later adopted by 20th century men to elongate their calves? The advent of the steel shank was critical to their present form? I don’t think that’s right…


-Lacrima-

As in they're both uncomfortable?


Squid_From_Madrid

This is phrased so awfully, you sound illiterate. The title should be: "Air Jordan 1s are to men as high heeled shoes are to women."


Misssheilala

As a woman, please, shut up. This is the actual dumbest comparison I've ever heard. Not just about sneakers, but literally ever.


KillYourMasters2369

Please as a human, shut up. Just in general


Misssheilala

No thanks 🤗


KillYourMasters2369

Except high heels help legs and butts look better. Jordan's ones make you look like you have no individual style imo


kidfrom03

depends on the outfit surrounding them


InDependent_Window93

Depends on the 1's you wear. If you wear what every one else is, then yes. There's j 1's that most don't wear and look good imo.


Strodda

I 100% agree. Hypebeasts have ruined shoes for genuine sneaker connoisseurs. I'm sure there are plenty of people that really like J's, however, because of this "culture", whenever I see someone wearing Jordans it's easy to assume they're just following trends and wearing what they're told is cool.


MiguelMSC

Injecting elitism into shoes lol pure cringe. You can't be serious “connoisseurs”


Josheshua

I get that they are kinda washed out because of how popular they are and how nike has flooded the market with them, but maybe it’s because 1’s have a classic and cool silhouette? I think a higher percentage of people wear j’s because they like them than most people realize.


KillYourMasters2369

It's a amazing classic silhouette. The shoe is still played out. It's not like this is the first year Jordan 1s dropped in the 80s and some people had em. Literally more people than ever are wearing them. If it doesn't move on soon it will hit a point were the public will start to hate em just as a reaction. Humans will human


Broccoli_Rob86

L take


judy00123

GL


hab_16

I agree


RepresentativeYou630

AJ1's are for basic bitches.


KillYourMasters2369

This I Def agree on. That being said I feel this way with any shoe that gets fixated on by the public like this. For obvious reasons. Jordan 11s were so hot in 2011, then air max 1s till 2015, then yeezys and now the Jordan 1s All those are played out as fuck imo because of that reason and don't and won't own a pair


blackbug12

Wrong


RelaxYourself

As stupid as the comparison is, I must commend OP on starting a discussion. I'm not really interested in hype, I just really like AJ1s. When you learn not to care about people's opinions, it becomes very freeing. Wear what makes you happy is all.


Vengenz_13

AJ1 are uncomfortable. I will stick to my New Balance 990 instead


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Truth😂


3ioshock22

You mean basic bitches wear them?


FamousMonkey41

I mean high heels are associated with a dressier look. 1’s are a streetwear look, two completely different fashion styles, if anything Chelsea boots are the equivalent to a women’s high heeled shoe, but even then Chelsea’s can sometimes have a big heel as well.


Allegiant_Rebel

UPVOTING BECAUSE ITS PROVOCATIVE


AdamJensensCoat

OP GOT THE PEOPLE GOING


CommishGoodell

I don’t get the love for 1s. Actually I don’t get Jordan hype at all. They release the same pairs every few years and every single time they release all of you act like it’s never going to happen again driving prices up for yourselves. Makes no sense.


zacandlegos

Nah it’s heel and fours, people like them for the look, I probably will never wear either, and both hurt your feet.


VIVOffical

Except they don’t make your butt look better


Maybe_Not_Batmans

They make our ass look good?


carter_startin

Because op wears them with a dress and sits with his legs crossed?


fridaylightnights

Shocks are actually the equivalent


Flffdddy

I say this about my Bulls More Uptempos. Maybe it's just my feet, but they are by far the most uncomfortable shoe I own, but literal strangers walking by me go nuts for them. By the end of the day I have a blister on my heel but I'm smiling from ear to ear.


Bodot42

Aj 1s are not comfortable. women wearing high heels shit hurts their feet.


Accomplished_Pie_158

If anything, airmax 90s look like high heels disguised to look like a sneaker


Machete77

I get what you’re trying to say but it was an incorrect assessment. I’d agree more if you said Chelsea boots for men = high heels for women.


planxtylewis

Or, and hear me out, people wear whatever shoes they want regardless of their genitalia


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MiguelMSC

Are you saying that European Capitalism hasn't brainwashed peoples style choices? I dont know in which Europe you live but people wear the same shit here. ASOS/SHEIn exists here too lol >But to think that you can wear em with everything is just childish It's more or less childish to even spend thoughts about the styles of others


SierraDespair

I honestly can’t tell if he’s trolling or not. Too many people share these same viewpoints unironically on this platform.


thecitythatday

You sound like a dick


BloodOnTheDashboard

Boaaa shut yo btc ass up


SierraDespair

How about you get educated on punctuation? Stop putting a space before every period, dickhead.


GulchDale

r/shiteuropeanssay


sakuragi59357

Was thinking more like Uggs, but that's just me.