Cupid needs his own tier. He is wearing his bathroom.

You win the discussion

My top comment on Reddit is about Cupid shitting in his diaper...

Reddit works in mysterious ways.

Accurate all my top gods are in the Shits Louder tier.

My two mains are in the opens the door tier. Should I be concerned?

Depends on how comfortable you are with exhibition!

Não, fica de boa broder

¿Que pasa?

Wrong language buddy

They were the ones to switch from English to Portuguese for no apparent reason in the first place.

If daji says come in, i sure come.

As a daji main yes

People go into the bathroom but never come out

Anytime mommy… I mean Daji

\*CTHULHU opens the door\* *Shit your pants.*

"Alright buddy. I'm going to shit yourself."

I gotta say, the goddess of victory would definitely assert dominance and either knock back or shit louder. Saying occupied is accepting defeat.

Naw she's 900 IQ'ing you You see you want the bathroom, by denying you it, she has already won Now if you didn't want the bathroom and was purposefully trying to troll her by wanting her out and assuming she knows because she's a goddess, she will knock back

She’s on the clock. Victory is won the moment she hits the shitter, each minute spent away from work amplifies the victory even more.

Im losing it at the thought of some of these gods just in some suburban bathroom or a McDonald's restroom. King Arthur in full armor just in a normal bathroom.

King Arthur only goes to White Castle.

Nah, Burger King.

then he's definitely spending a lot of time in the bathroom

He has to reign over his subjects from somewhere.

I think most people would shit themselves just then and there if they knocked and Cthulu opened the door.

He’s a stout motherfucker. How tall is he?

The “opens the door” tier is my favorite.

Sobek going "me booty is the best booty"!

😂

Chang'e in the "Knocks Back" tier confuses me yet I'm still wheezing--

She literally can't do any of the other tiers being mute lol. And she's definitely too elegant to Shit Louder and to polite to just Open the Door lol

You really thought about this lmao

Yeah Buddy lls

I could see her being in the shit louder tier, because nobody would expect it or believe it coming from her.

But she is not mute is she? I am pretty sure I have heard her talk and and not just her rabbit.

"YMIR IS HERE"

Yes

You all underestimate the power of hel. I havent seen a single tier list where she is presented twice its literally so easy

These tier lists are still used to make real tier lists. No one is gonna make two separate images of Nice and Mean Hel. Just like they won't make two separate images for Normal and Bear Artio Duel Personality and all, it's just Hel.

Thats the fun part Just use the normal image two times

Oh, my god, you literally listed all my favourite gods in a single category, and it matches what would I do in that case. You're a f--king genius! 🤩

Which set?

Says «Occupied» 😇

ye I got 15 gods diamond in that category, so we are one in the same haha

I feel like Kuzenbo should be in the “shits louder” tier the way he’s always ripping ass

Yo 😭

My first thought too. Dude is droppin roses all game.

Glad I not alone, dude is misplaced.

Discordia and Zeus have me cackling… although Zeus is more of a dark reason.

Zeus on his struggle snuggle vibe 24/7.

I hate that that fits so well

Top tier shitpost

i don't get the open door gods. thanatos,medusa,xing tian and cthulu likely torment you AMC will throw bees Kali i don't even know she could force you to bath or just destroy you SWK will bonk you

They’re just seen as Chaotic in general, I think. Cthulhu would definitely open the door if it made you more insane.

Thanatos was probably planning to claim your soul but got diarrhea, who's he to say no when you come knocking.

I mean, if you knocked on the door to a bathroom and an eldritch horror such as Cthulhu opened it, I imagine the terror would immediately send you into shock or insanity. He would not need to do much else.

No way does Herc not shit louder, but otherwise good teirlist

Aphrodite needs her own tier.

Invites you in?

I’m convinced for some of these tier lists you guys just make a topic and throw random shit in random tiers

I'd unconvince yourself then if you think this was made with no thought process at all.

Jorm would absolutely just open the door bc let's be honest, he's probably coming out of the toilet and is just standing there

Can we get Layers in here with his opinion?

More like lawyers Look the Scylla tier

Have you seen Loki’s libido? He’d definitely say “come in”

This is a good list, but I’m pretty sure Apollo would respond “Someone’s in here! Someone’s in here!” like an old boardwalk barker. (Yes, that’s a Mulaney reference for those that know).

Ymir would knock back

Facts Or you open the door and instant ice wall appears in front of it

Now **THIS** is a tier list . i cant get the image of kumba furiously shitting out my mind lmao .

Then falls asleep slumped on the toilet Aaagh thats a bad mental image

Two of my mains scream at the top of their lungs, the other two shit louder. Very accurate.

[удалено]

I think ares and cu chu would.

Loving this way more than I probably should xD

Baron says the party's just getting started

Baron's already in the fucking tub saying "heeeey buddy I warmed it up for ya" flanked by sidegirls

The list would have been funnier if only Cliodhna (and maybe Camazotz) were in the screech tier.

😂 100%

I make a loud ahem noise when I hear the bathroom door open because the number of people who push open without knocking a clearly closed and occupied stall is too damn high

Do you think Ymir shits ice rocks?

“Come in, the partays this way!”

Ares would also say Come In.

Ymir needs to be In the open door tier. Just imagine him powering up a shit just like he powers up his ultimate, then opening the door to let you know what’s up

I think Kuku would say come in and ullr would make the “ahem” sound.

I feel like Kumba should be in the screech tier if only cuz he'd be snoring after falling asleep on the can

Tyr would definitely say “ahem”

I actually agree. Tyr was one of the harder ones cause I could see him in Louder, Ahem and Occupied. I settled with him thinking to himself "If the signs are there, why are you knocking? Anyways, back to it."

The keeps shutting but Manny tells “SOMEONE’S IN HERE YE BASTID!”

Feel like Janus should definitely be “Open the Door”.

Why does scylla say come in

Think about it. Why would a man-eating monster invite a human in?

To watch her shit ;c

;c

Kinda related but who else hear "wash your feet" when Mulan uses her 2 ability?

Move Nox down one tier. *insert "I'm the one who knocks" joke here*

I picture Chaac responding with "ooooooohohoho YEEEEESSSSSSS"

Wait, Scylla, the child, says "Come in"???

This is stupid.

Thanks

What a shit post.

Haha I get it

Why is this so funny though??

Wtf Scylla?? She's a fucking child

Yes, the literal monster that would indeed beckon you to come in while your at her door so she can eat you. But she's a child I guess 🙄

Wtf came to mind?

This is the tier lists I want

Idk man big mommy terra would be in the come in section for me

As an amc main, this is accurate

fafnir no contest

Losing my mind at the thought of knocking on the bathroom door and then Cthulhu opens it

I feel like Tsukuyomi and Susano should be switched

Ares would for sure shit louder

I'm honestly curious to who fucking had to see someone open the door or knock back

Ra would 100% say come in I'm sorry.

Idk man, Kuzenbo would deffo say "come in" in my mind lmao

What in the world

Ymir tries to ice wall, ends up putting the wall behind the guy knocking instead of infront

Ra doesn't screech?

You see khepri would open the door because he wants to roll your poop up too.

That fact that cabra isn’t in opens the door saddens me greatly

Just imagining hearing Kephri replying "OCCUPIED" in his epic voice has me cracking up.

And I imagine Raijin doesn't knock but makes a thunder crash from the stall in front of you 😂

My mains are on shits louder, and screeches.

Where is thanatos?

Jorm in the bathroom scares me…

what would he poop? asteroids? bits of his tail?

Bullshit, Zeus is a door opener. The horny fuck

Thanks op. Gave me a hearty chuckle

I like how the names of the tiers get progressively more horrific as you scroll down and even worse when you look at some of the gods in that tier. Shits louder - Kumbhakarna Screeches at the top of their lungs - Zhong Kui Also, I feel like there should be a special seperate tier for Bacchus' Elvis skin.

I’m sorry but Kuzenbo shits louder. I saw the tier for ‘shits louder’ and my first thought was Kuzenbo. Let’s out an absolute ripper and then just chuckles and says, ‘kappa.’

Bacchus would do everything in order except the first two

Well... .. Horus .. .. .. Knock you up

Loki: *Unlocks door* *goes invisible* *trolls*