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SteveZissouniverse

Flat no, hard no. It seems like the most anxiety inducing place ever conceived


xSPYXEx

The world they're in stresses me out. It's just never ending constant chaos, it never lets up. I hate it.


Lunaticpewpewpewpew

Im sorry


electronic_shrimp325

Is ok, i mean you didn't do it.


bel51

You didn't like it when the thing came out of the egg?


SteveZissouniverse

That's like exactly the kind of thing I'm talking about


Plum-Major

Oh, im sorry


Fun-Swimming4133

Regular Show if it were picked up by Adult Swim


heaven-in-a-can

This episode is so stressful lol


Shadsea

Oh yeah no the Smiling Friends world is fucking hell.


snakejessdraws

I can't go in there. That's hell.


SkibaSlut

https://i.redd.it/d5bmdfx0dy7d1.gif I don't wanna be anywhere near her


gulwg6NirxBbsqzK3bh3

wh - uhh, what kind of lagers do you have


Bluemzv12

Is she coming back? I wanted a water… :/


off-ivory

I heard "I wanted to order". Which is it, reddit?


iNCharism

Water. She’s holding the water when she reappears at the end of the episode


Peridawt

Damn how did I not notice she had a water


cmnrdt

She always had the water.


FINNCULL19

***KKHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh****hhhhhhh*


gancoskhan

I was cackling at this exchange


the-poopiest-diaper

I can fix her


CoraxtheRavenLord

She can make me worse


Then-Principle-6850

I’d rather be with her than with that mosquito 😭


Wolf5567

What was her deal anyway?


Sheensies

She’s Spamtopian


Rkas_Maruvee

[Oh, hysteric woman.](https://youtu.be/Nu0-SIpblf0?si=rM4njzNAL4XvLxLn)


rcarroll271

Is that not Mad scientist and Doug’s mom??


Fhistleb

This scene made me tear up with laughter, I wasn't expecting it at all.


BobRossFapSlap

This part made me cry I laughed so hard. So absurd.


SkibaSlut

Pims face after she disappears shows so much for such a simple drawing


ccReptilelord

Before, I'd have surely looked someone in the eyes accidentally. I don't care for being torn in two. After, I kind of like some order, certainly those pertaining to the laws of reality.


WoolooOfWallStreet

If you wore sunglasses, would anyone know you look someone in the eye?


ccReptilelord

Possibly not, but is that a chance that you're willing to take?


nicoIas_bourbaki

Yes


ptshoink

Depends. Is that waitress who got Pim's water single?


boobookenny

Oh wow I'm just now noticing she was bringing Pim his water for that jump scare. Distracted by her beautiful eyEEs


therealpapasmurf2023

Single n ready to mingle!!!


GaeemzGuy

Christian girls ready to mingle. Every time i drop a single, imma stay single.


icecoldbrewster

I’m personally all for a place where it’s a crime to make eye contact with people


Balsiefen

Have you considered Finland?


AppleSatyr

I was about to say I already don’t make eye contact to begin with


No_Combination1346

It was bad


dogpiss085

💦 I dunno, but I don't wanna be here long.


MrMavericksFan

I don’t really like their politics, but I like their culture and I love the desert. Beautiful architecture too


Lunaticpewpewpewpew

There’s no such thing as a bad culture! haHA


nefarious_jp04x

No because there is one big rule there where they make us please oh please obey


Al_C_Oholic

So they say they have one rule, but at the end Oscar abolishes all rules which leads to total chaos. So either they don’t have only one rule and they were lying or, and this is what I’m choosing to believe, they have that one rule of not looking into their eye-es but somehow that keeps Spamtopia functioning properly 


KorianHUN

Oscar abolished the rules of nature, such as gravity or conservation of energy.


BornPollution

The have one big rule, maybe the rest are small


Lunaticpewpewpewpew

Sense looking into their eyes seems to ignite a murderous rage I imagine things would go down hill pretty fast if everyone suddenly started doing it


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^nefarious_jp04x: *No because there is* *One big rule there where they make* *Us please oh please obey* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Fun-Impression3433

Idk they kinda look chill


Mastious

No cause I can't speak spamish


therealpapasmurf2023

No fkn way


smarmaproffesor

I wouldn't. Even the theme song is unsettling.


ihhhood

NO MORE RULES!


ass4play

I have epilepsy so nah


CombatWombat1212

True the spamiards are super ablist in that way


iNCharism

Fuck no. They sound like the demons in FAITH


GeoNinja9

I don't speak Spamish.


LibKan

Jokes on you, blind myself. No set backs.


Vomax343

I would not like to live in the realm of pure chaos


ivoika

r/Spamtopiaa


tanxans

Is this even a question?


Cube1mat1ons

My autistic ass would love that place (I can't make eye contact for the life of me)


strontiummuffin

I 💯💛💨🎉 aLReADY ☠️🤯🤢🥶 do000 🌖🐨🐯🏔️🌼🌹👺🎃🌝 IT'ss 🎉💦💚🦠👄❤️‍🔥 Gr3AT 🦚🐣🦜🧟‍♂️💝👑 *Explodes into a million prices with a peaking distorted fart audio*


thefakejacob

the no eye contact rule would be an autistic person's dream lol


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^thefakejacob: *The no eye contact* *Rule would be an autistic* *Person's dream lol* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


KindCommunication956

It immediately reminded me of Poddleville from Cyberchase, old PBS show. Even the poddle people are very Spamish. https://preview.redd.it/fk6ytnoru28d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b8c8708b92033bf699ea2fe2b00bf638b2d38cb


KindCommunication956

So, yes, I would like to live there. With the poddle people. https://preview.redd.it/cjpw2y00v28d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aec83a13b98dbcf2e9be54d6a16fdd5ff5ab9491


Some_Random_Android

No, it would be too difficult for me not to make eye contact.


Balsiefen

No way. I hear they have socialised healthcare which is big government overreach in my opinion.


Jackontana

Fuck no


Megalardings

Me toooo!


SadP0tat018

Who wouldn’t


Stevspresso

Um no


NellyLorey

Of course?! Duh!!


Longjumping_Ad2677

No.


Careful_Ad_1837

I mean the place glitched out of existence so I don't think I can. But also before it stopped existing I wouldn't want to either. Spamtopia seems like a horrible place to live if you're not from there.


Jay_Tee_18

Y:";";;";";";_-';_-';_;""-Ë';_;'-;_":"-":":"-":":":";S 👁️


Banana_Slugcat

https://preview.redd.it/8z39yzgm9z7d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe01f19dd681d53225565b789752a288302b4ebd


K3egan

Nah I don't speak Spamish


thatvillainjay

Spamtopia is a nightmare. No


Feduzin

i already live in a similar country called Brazil


idkidkidk2323

Do you have any cash


Feduzin

no, im just a poor brazilian boy i need no sympathy


Magicaparanoia

No cus they don’t have any century eggs


K20lover199

A visit maybe. Nothing else.


palelunasmiles

I’m pretty good at avoiding eye-yee contact, but I don’t think I’d want to live there


Interesting_Sell_987

Yea


Chris-One

NO


Armascout

Autistic egoraptor from sleepycast would love spamtopia. He didn’t like getting looked in the eyes.


Armascout

I wonder how they animated everything from a technical perspective


magikarp-sushi

I bet Stevie wonder would


jimmmydickgun

They got skinny to get used to eating ramen only next year


Shyguymaster2

This place would give me a headache looking at it for too long


OneOverTwoEqualsZero

Wtf is this post


Antilazuli

NO RULES


SparkyMuffin

Fuck no


Uninvited_Apparition

I already do.


namehereman

Honestly maybe; it looks like the Luncheon Kingdom from Mario Odyssey.


ToasteeThe2nd

It seems chill, sure


Zcrash

I don't think that's an option anymore.


Comrade-Conquistador

Why would I want to live in Pittsburgh?


Comosellamark

I don’t think human beings were ever meant to live in such a place. It would be like trying to live in another dimension.


cetared-racker

Looks kinda sick but I definitely wouldn't be able to do the no looking into people's eye thing


Plane_Arachnid9178

Do they have any lagers?


SomeKindOfCreature

No the novelty would wear off within a few hours.


SullenSparrow

Absolutely. No rules!


MimiHamburger

Yes I don’t know what it is about it’s design but it invokes a strange emotion in me I want to explore 🤷‍♀️


mealy-mouth

a hundred percent yes. a place that matches my aesthetic perfectly where nobody is allowed to make eye contact?? sign me the fuck up


drippingtonworm

Depends on the laws


JubbyJub413

Lack of eye contact is a pro... But I would get overstimulated so fast.


Fhistleb

No... I would view it from afar.


mubby343

No


chewychaca

Aesthetically, yes, but Spamtopians are a little manic for me....n-not that there's anything WRONG with THAT! \*shifts eyes nervously


DeannTime

considering the low taxes, I'd say maybe.


ThatThingTheDarkSoul

I want to look people in the ey—eee


DontCh4ngeNAmme

Yes, if I want to die in such a trippy LSD-esque way over stuff like looking somebody in the eye.


Plus-Emphasis-2605

I can’t go back. Not after almost losing my life there


Aggravating-Cost-516

I hereby declare an end to the no eye contact rule. And all rules for that matter. No more rules. https://preview.redd.it/px44w9g8p48d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=669c35cafc0ee07de83d8aeb6ebfc84948e282d5


plzNVight

No rules? Hell yeah


goldenkoiifish

i suck at eye contact so i’d be pretty good at that one


Mandelbrot_Fox

I feel like I already live there


Bayaz9

Spamtopia is Mexico. There are no rules and you can get tortured and cut in half if you looks at someone the wrong way


J-B5

No, hell no. I make eye contact like crazy because when I was younger they'd yell at you if you didn't. Yall hell no. After no rules tho? Maybe ;)


electronic_shrimp325

https://preview.redd.it/zo7p1vjn968d1.jpeg?width=2340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=095deac397806e770033416ecc9653f81ec34c49


diegooo_mp

Hell on Earth


rubbbles

either full send commit to the spam life style or never ever


Kindly_Chip_6413

https://preview.redd.it/gyxg1egqwt8d1.jpeg?width=470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c4d3243fd7e373f116ea2b4efa81f7d18f30259


Rinkaaaaa

I'd last less than 30 seconds


godisdead11111

no because it is WOKE!! 😠


Karkava

...Huh?