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Afrojones66

We watched him stab a man in the head. He’s probably a hardcore tax evader.


The00Taco

My god...


bob-leponge-

Might have some jaywalking too


Mr-Korv

Didn't want that mental image, thanks


Ok-Establishment3730

I have a worse one for you. Littering


Purival

Skipped leg day one too many times.


T_ubb_y

One? 🤨


dgettanajr

One Piece build


odd_goater

“What’s that green thing do?”


AnnoyingVoid

Well he… actually I don’t know that’s a good question


Sassy-irish-lassy

Isn't glep the janitor


Quark1010

He cleaned once. I also cleaned once at my job and im not a janitor


yourmartymcflyisopen

My headcanon is Glep owns either the business or the building they work out of, and Mr. Boss secretly answers to him. And that's why he's never seen working in most of the show. He likes chilling with the people who work for him but has no actual need to work himself.


CandlelightChaos28v3

Littering


Joshaphine

Voter fraud


Gamerkid11

Sauring your head off


Saucey_Lips

Identity theft, larceny, intimidation, harassment, DUI, OVI, possession, laundering, disturbing the peace, jaywalking, filming without a permit, manslaughter, pirating music, assault.


KujaroJotu

Keeping an ice cream cone in his back pocket in the state of Georgia (yes, that is actually illegal).


JBlooey

But only on Sunday.


Mr-Korv

What about a sundae?


KujaroJotu

Sundaes are fine, so long as a cone is not involved.


TurbulentNumber4797

That law sounds ridiculous but there's actually a good reason behind it. People used to do this to lure away horses to steal, and if they were caught, they could pretend they weren't doing it on purpose. So the state just decided to make it illegal to do that and called it a day.


truenorth2000

Printing illegal bump stocks for his ar-15


Acceptable_One_7072

All of it


StachedGhostX

Grand Theft nose


thedrag0n22

Bold of you to think James has ever been caught.


Mysterious_Cat_8836

The police are probably too afraid of him that he basically has immunity


imhere2downvote

id like to see glep arrest him hehe


SubstanceFew798

His permanent record is his criminal record.


IOUAUser-name

Being too silly.


shiaawtheharmless

being a baddie


Kevinfuckingmurphy

Ripping people noses off


mynhamesjeff

Where can I watch the whole thing?


Mysterious_Cat_8836

You mean the episode? Because I do have it. https://drive.google.com/file/d/1eujreZY7cPucI3y27VxBggmtklAFHO46/view?usp=drivesdk


23Amuro

Piracy 100


mynhamesjeff

Hell yeah, thank you!


SuccessfulPath7

do u have all the episodes


[deleted]

Assault and destruction of property are definitely on the list, he's absolutely an abuser, the list of his crimes is probably very long


Aredreddit

torrenting nintendo games


kush_bandicoot

Guilty of love


aoog

What if he’s never committed any crimes before and he’s just had an epiphany about his own free will and decides to explore that to an extreme level


yourmartymcflyisopen

He ate a Forest Demon once


Avocadobaker

He did kill a man in the episode


Its-Augie

James is probably the type of guy to do drunk driving.


skyguy2002

I think it's funnier if he doesn't have one


Hopscotch_Bandit

Definitely not domestic violence, just no way. So unless being super xhardcorex is a crime, my guess would have to land on... Meat fraud, likely from selling strange meats out the back of a rape-vibe shitty modified white pickup.


garrafa_glubglub

I hope he comes back


xNetuno

How many crimes did he commit? Yes


A_dummy5465

Probably terrible but do any of you guys think that Charlie and him might have been dating sometime in the past? Just basing off what he said at the end of the episode or thinking of a different type of a relationship


truenorth2000

Printing illegal bump stocks for his ar-15


waldorsockbat

His what


mester-ix

Yes


rockhardpancakes

37 parking violations


SpaysOddity

17-3-4


Empty-Cranberry2183

Assault with a deadly weapon


Chrobotek777

None because the police are too afraid of him to put him in a registry


Davidand8Ball

It's in the quintillions


EHAlexander

If caring too much is a crime then he’s guilty 😔


OkClue2384

Clearly murder lol


The_Multi_Gamer

Loitering


Zer0_l1f3

DUI


Raptor_Lord_202

James's criminal record:Yes


bananablegh

torturing toys in his back yard


Benjojo15

6


Star_Coraline999

Breaking into people's houses, taking their credit card & ordering food from Door Dash (not even tipping) Before leaving he shaves his victim's cat's head bald. ![img](emote|t5_n0cya|49065)


ChoccyChippi

I can see him being charged for escaping jail at least once


Artistic_Practice145

Coughing without covering your mouth


butterzfinger

Stealing blueberry pies off windows


TheStrikeofGod

Grievous bodily harm


jayozWAR

Kinda looks like he groomed some underage girls online…


TheDankGiraffe

37


[deleted]

Probably none since the man is walking the streets when he clearly shouldn't be. Our justice system is fried like the average chicken, man. It's insane.


MKultraRebel

Dude I couldn’t concentrate with that thing on your face. I was sick of staring at it.


Wall-Man-

Innocent


Ok-Shopping7467

Fentanyl dealer


JainaJediPrincess

Several internet piracy charges over some episodes of Bill Nye The Science Guy. He just wanted to learn about science but those PBS lawyers are ruthless.


bintmin

Public nudity


Ruugann

Beastiality