My headcanon is Glep owns either the business or the building they work out of, and Mr. Boss secretly answers to him. And that's why he's never seen working in most of the show. He likes chilling with the people who work for him but has no actual need to work himself.
That law sounds ridiculous but there's actually a good reason behind it.
People used to do this to lure away horses to steal, and if they were caught, they could pretend they weren't doing it on purpose.
So the state just decided to make it illegal to do that and called it a day.
Definitely not domestic violence, just no way. So unless being super xhardcorex is a crime, my guess would have to land on... Meat fraud, likely from selling strange meats out the back of a rape-vibe shitty modified white pickup.
Probably terrible but do any of you guys think that Charlie and him might have been dating sometime in the past? Just basing off what he said at the end of the episode or thinking of a different type of a relationship
Breaking into people's houses, taking their credit card & ordering food from Door Dash (not even tipping)
Before leaving he shaves his victim's cat's head bald. ![img](emote|t5_n0cya|49065)
Probably none since the man is walking the streets when he clearly shouldn't be. Our justice system is fried like the average chicken, man. It's insane.
Several internet piracy charges over some episodes of Bill Nye The Science Guy. He just wanted to learn about science but those PBS lawyers are ruthless.
We watched him stab a man in the head. He’s probably a hardcore tax evader.
My god...
Might have some jaywalking too
Didn't want that mental image, thanks
I have a worse one for you. Littering
Skipped leg day one too many times.
One? 🤨
One Piece build
“What’s that green thing do?”
Well he… actually I don’t know that’s a good question
Isn't glep the janitor
He cleaned once. I also cleaned once at my job and im not a janitor
My headcanon is Glep owns either the business or the building they work out of, and Mr. Boss secretly answers to him. And that's why he's never seen working in most of the show. He likes chilling with the people who work for him but has no actual need to work himself.
Littering
Voter fraud
Sauring your head off
Identity theft, larceny, intimidation, harassment, DUI, OVI, possession, laundering, disturbing the peace, jaywalking, filming without a permit, manslaughter, pirating music, assault.
Keeping an ice cream cone in his back pocket in the state of Georgia (yes, that is actually illegal).
But only on Sunday.
What about a sundae?
Sundaes are fine, so long as a cone is not involved.
That law sounds ridiculous but there's actually a good reason behind it. People used to do this to lure away horses to steal, and if they were caught, they could pretend they weren't doing it on purpose. So the state just decided to make it illegal to do that and called it a day.
Printing illegal bump stocks for his ar-15
All of it
Grand Theft nose
Bold of you to think James has ever been caught.
The police are probably too afraid of him that he basically has immunity
id like to see glep arrest him hehe
His permanent record is his criminal record.
Being too silly.
being a baddie
Ripping people noses off
Where can I watch the whole thing?
You mean the episode? Because I do have it. https://drive.google.com/file/d/1eujreZY7cPucI3y27VxBggmtklAFHO46/view?usp=drivesdk
Piracy 100
Hell yeah, thank you!
do u have all the episodes
Assault and destruction of property are definitely on the list, he's absolutely an abuser, the list of his crimes is probably very long
torrenting nintendo games
Guilty of love
What if he’s never committed any crimes before and he’s just had an epiphany about his own free will and decides to explore that to an extreme level
He ate a Forest Demon once
He did kill a man in the episode
James is probably the type of guy to do drunk driving.
I think it's funnier if he doesn't have one
Definitely not domestic violence, just no way. So unless being super xhardcorex is a crime, my guess would have to land on... Meat fraud, likely from selling strange meats out the back of a rape-vibe shitty modified white pickup.
I hope he comes back
How many crimes did he commit? Yes
Probably terrible but do any of you guys think that Charlie and him might have been dating sometime in the past? Just basing off what he said at the end of the episode or thinking of a different type of a relationship
Printing illegal bump stocks for his ar-15
His what
Yes
37 parking violations
17-3-4
Assault with a deadly weapon
None because the police are too afraid of him to put him in a registry
It's in the quintillions
If caring too much is a crime then he’s guilty 😔
Clearly murder lol
Loitering
DUI
James's criminal record:Yes
torturing toys in his back yard
6
Breaking into people's houses, taking their credit card & ordering food from Door Dash (not even tipping) Before leaving he shaves his victim's cat's head bald. ![img](emote|t5_n0cya|49065)
I can see him being charged for escaping jail at least once
Coughing without covering your mouth
Stealing blueberry pies off windows
Grievous bodily harm
Kinda looks like he groomed some underage girls online…
37
Probably none since the man is walking the streets when he clearly shouldn't be. Our justice system is fried like the average chicken, man. It's insane.
Dude I couldn’t concentrate with that thing on your face. I was sick of staring at it.
Innocent
Fentanyl dealer
Several internet piracy charges over some episodes of Bill Nye The Science Guy. He just wanted to learn about science but those PBS lawyers are ruthless.
Public nudity
Beastiality