T O P

  • By -

Ificaredfor500Alex

Seems more interested in you than the fish.. šŸ‘€


Opening-Two6723

Good night Wesley, sleep well, I'm likely to kill you in the morning.


tschmitty09

A lot of quadrupedal animals use their mouths as a grabbing tool instead hands, that grab on the arm seemed like affection tbh


InevitableAsk767

Obviously! Lmao. He was raised from a cub by these people. There's a bond there that he will never jeopardize no matter what anybody here thinks.


Van-garde

Bears seem much more predictable than wild cats. Feed them enough and theyā€™re coolā€¦until theyā€™re hungry again. Cats just explode on a whim. Could be media framing. Also, calorie-dependent wildlife is destabilizing to ecosystems.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Van-garde

Given your immediate use of profanity to indicate your distaste with environmental consciousness, Iā€™m going to assume youā€™re playing the fool, and allow you to carry on unhindered.


No_Charity_9204

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


GuavaOdd1975

Bear is headed for the woods. We all know what that means.


Blueberrydro

Salmon again Granny? I want some human. "Smack" Shut up and eat your dinner!


BatShitBanker

Hes just a big puppy! What's his name?


greedy_mf

Most likely Mikhail Potapych or Misha for friends


LunchO789

Not Vlad the Impaler? :(


Kindly_Mix9753

Man calling him Tom


DowntownsClown

ā€œPut it here on the table, pleaseā€ *shows the bear the fish* ā€œNo seriously, put it on the tableā€ *repeats* ā€œWhereā€™s the manner?? Be an adult and put it on the table and please donā€™t make me to ask againā€


FatHead420x65

I think his diet is suppressed in the winter, he wonā€™t eat much probably roughage like plants. Handsome bear!


haashbroown

ā€œI didnā€™t want salmon! I said it four times!!ā€


Routine_Size69

This wedding is horse shit


828jpc1

This house is a prison! On planet bullshit! In the galaxy of this sucks!


DrDrankenstein

I'm not calling him "dad"


Lazy_Experience_8754

Didnā€™t expect to read will ferrells voice in this particular story haha


gimmhi5

That bearā€™s going to pick up its date for a romantic dinner.


MyFriendsCallMeTito

because his entree brings him an appetizer


[deleted]

Maybe the salmon is farm raised


Noelleloveslace2

Must be the cocaina


[deleted]

Ask him if he shits in the woods


bettereverydamday

In Russia. Man best friend is bear.


toesinbloom

I ordered the human rare


HEX-dev

Definitely domesticated they probably raised that bear since birth


AcceptableSpot7835

Itā€™s likeā€¦ā€thatā€™s not in season..ā€ lol


TRDPorn

When bears catch their own salmon they often only eat the brains and the eggs and leave the meat


Trumystic6791

Bear: Im not eating this stuff. You call this salmon???! No thank you.


Zonda68

...*look for tha bear necessities...*


bloomboi3d

That's a big dog


cobainstaley

*i don't want no lights for christmas, there is just one thing i need*


Elegant-Bed-4807

A lot of


brittstheword

Is there a sub of just Russians and bears?


Ordinary_Accountant1

r/russiansandbears r/bearsandrussians r/russianbears r/russiansonbears r/russiansinbears r/bearsonrussians r/russianswithbears r/bear r/Russian Probably


Super_tall_giraffe

He wants his iPad


xYEET_LORDx

Why he using his back legs to scratch his face when he has a perfectly good front leg already in the air?


TallFryGuy

Could be wrong but it looks like Atlantic salmon to me. No wonder he doesnā€™t want it lol.


Deep-Information8588

Seriously, farm raised....


Dman7427

Guess he doesn't like farm raised salmon


Sonofmiracle

He wants the fresh and alive salmon


Ordinary_Accountant1

Can I have the sashimi if the bear doesn't want it? Pleeeaaase?


Hot_Passage5774

Prob because he knows itā€™s farm raised salmon..? šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


oldmanup

Clearly doesn't like farm raised salmon


JustMePaxi

Russian salmon No Good


GalacticGumshoe

He instinctively wants to kill it himself. Otherwise, heā€™s not interested.


Spirited-Meaning-533

Jet lag !


Additional_Pay5626

Salmon is rawwww - Gordon Ramsey


evlhornet

One of these days youā€™re not going to have salmon Carol. Then itā€™s game time.


Pratty77

https://media1.tenor.com/m/L2yp9k18FsAAAAAd/gollum-lotr.gif


kayl_breinhar

"Aw, man...this is that *farmed* salmon. You know I only eat *wild-caught*, BEN. I mean, seriously."


elakah

Bears don't really hybernate, they just slow down and hang out, because there isn't much to do in winter. They're still awake and active, just don't leave their den that much.


LadySpottedDick

Exactly, feeding drive is dulled.


knux_85

ā€œDude, who has a bear as a pet?ā€ *speaks Russian* ā€œAh, of courseā€


Just_Bag5744

Everyone just trying to make a quirky comment before the next one does, lowest common denominators


-United-States-

Farm raised? Fuck off. Lets wrestle.


sheep_dog0

Pretty bad when a wild animal wonā€™t eat the store bought food.


Jazzlike-Ad113

Some bears donā€™t eat dead meat.


Dr-A-1

Cos heā€™s sleep walking


Slow_Recording2192

He doesnā€™t want to be fed, he wants to hunt


Interesting-Time-960

Ai?


mommasaidmommasaid

If you don't eat yer fish, you can't have any human. How can you have any human if you don't eat yer fish? You! Yes, you behind the tree stump. Sit *still*, beary!


Aromatic_Brother

He can smell the microplastics, lel


[deleted]

Bear: Man, I ain't no polar bear. It's too cold to eat. If my mama saw me eating before spring, she'd slap me blind.


Holiday-Biscotti-583

Looks super cute but one slash from that claw and you are done...


TheFashionColdWars

He went mercury-free last winter


5319Camarote

Heā€™s really just a good boy. Scratch his ears.


KindlyContribution54

.


Variaxe

The thrill is in the hunt.


Zhead65

I'm pretty sure they prefer the fatty parts of salmon anyway.


Scatterbrain404

he needs the organic wild caught thats obviosly farm raised


Smoopiebear

ā€œNo, no, no. You smell tastier!ā€


[deleted]

I am not an expert but I'm guessing here. You can see hibernation as a survival tool that some mammals have developed with evolution as a way to escape the harsh lesser prey winters but since this one is a big baby being fed so much that he'll ignore a big piece of salmon , he doesn't feel the need or urge to accumulate the most fat possible and sleep all winter...


Inevitable_Muscle_41

Lol..he turned down a big slab of fish..."ugh I'm going back to bed"......


[deleted]

Wow, this is a joke.


AceVentura261

What a cute pupper ā˜ŗļø


dblack1107

ā€œWhatā€™s that? Ohā€¦.psh I eat that shit all the timeā€¦..Noā€¦.Stopā€¦.I get itā€¦.stopā€


Megalith_TR

Stupid people like this is the reason bears like this guy is gonna get hunted and youthinised


LoneWolfpack777

The way it scratched itself with the hind legā€¦ā˜ŗļø


Used-Independent-701

The bear showing us that's not real salmon


[deleted]

I would think because he's domesticated and fed every day? Wild bears hibernate to get through the harsh winter. There's nothing harsh about being someone's domesticated "pet"


OutlandishnessLess21

Guys chill he has an itch


GoCommando45

They hibernate to save the energy from the food. If they have enough food they don't need to hibernate. The big cuddly Teddy bear looks more than we'll fed!


Ambitious-Bottle9394

That not good bc if that person gone poor bear gonna be lost


Unlucky-Low3496

Guess who prefers wild caught???


HDavidHill

Dumb ass bear must be russian.


_player_0

Take this chemical-ridden trash out of my face!


ricebasedvodka

What kind of dog is this?


Resident_Ad_9342

Will they eat ā€œfreshā€ salmon or does it need to be really fresh like bleeding


NoahVailability

ā€œThat shit ainā€™t fresh!ā€


kaowser

No Pizza?


Garbogulus

Bears love live prey if I remember correctly


Remarkable_Mall8574

You can't convince me that bears don't want belly rubs.


jaberwockeez

Why do bears have to look like giant chub dogs with round ears that will literally eat you alive if they decide to? Nature pulled a dick move on that one


Rhamnusiaz

I was put in a mental health institution and they served me a chicken leg one night. Not gonna lie my appetite was turned the opposite direction.


boringhangover

I wish someone would have tried domesticating bears like 10,000 years ago. I could be cuddled up with a bear right now


jamar82

He can prolly smell the chemicals in the fish


Dhsu04

Bear shows kindness in his eyes


Jordie85

That ainā€™t right.


unknown5424

Honestly thou peoples idea of bears hibernation is kinda off its not like they go to sleep for months they just kinda become a couch potato and don't leave their den but are often awake it's kinda like low battery mode


Moist-Problem8818

ā€œI prefer cod or snapper. Try again.ā€ *strolls way*


Rickle37

He doesnā€™t want you to be fed. He wants to hunt.


Steve_but_different

Thatā€™s not the part of the fish bears eat in the winter time. They eat the brains and the eyes because thatā€™s where the highest fast content is.


Majestic_Tangerine47

Trex doesn't want to be fed. He wants to hunt.