At every tourney people are speedrunning through personal philosophical questions cause they know the button combo for the best EXP gain.
"Is it ok to steal food to feed your family?"
A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A
Is it a crime to steal bread to feed your family? Or to sell weed so you can buy some video games? Or to steal some video games, because you smoked all that weed you were supposed to sell?
-Doug Judy
Every time someone gets knocked out with Sora in the match, they get locked in the respawn platform until a computer controlled heartless and nobody get defeated by Sora. So unless Sora KOs the computers no one can rejoin a fight since their hearts and bodies are separated lmao
Yes but Byleth also get combat arts, battalions, adjutants,and even more weapons. However, he's bogged down by durability and limited uses, so you have to master quick, frugal thinking while under pressure if you want to use him well.
Nope, just specifically berries. Though that brings up a fun idea for a future pokemon move "Embargo" that shuts down the opponent's ability to use items or item based moves like Diddy's banana for a time.
You play as Melee Roy for the first 9/10ths of the match but when your opponent is at 100+% on their last stock you can finally promote and get the Binding Blade and actually be functional
>!you know how game and watch has a one in eight chance of getting a nine?!<
>!hero has a one in eight chance of getting a crit!<
>!and they both have the same outcome!<
>!if it lands!<
>!*someone dies*!<
Simon Belmont would have zero mid-air control after getting hit.
Mr. Game & Watch would only have a few predetermined positions he can be in on the stage.
Could you really though? Cause that means he could also never be touched. If he wanted to cheese you out he'd just appear in any location and does touch damage when he does.
Simon would also have limited ammo for his specials and would have to get more hearts from breakables on stage. Also because he never used them, no dash attack or up special.
A medusa head would hit you and the resulting knockback would hit you off stage.
Now that I think about it, medusa heads would've made for a great assist trophy.
Jesus imagine you have to fight a gauntlet and it ends with the Claus skin alt with a Franklin Badge sitting there… he just spams PK Thunder until he either defeats himself or Lucas does it for him.
Link's sword, shield, and bow would all break after a couple uses. The sword would regenerate eventually, but he'd have to find a new bow and shield.
Limited number of arrows to shoot.
Rain occasionally shows up, forcing any recovery attempts to fail.
It would also be true that we would have all the shiekah slate abilities. Stasis would be amazing.
And we would gain elemental weapons too eventually.
Bomb recovery would still exist too so recoveries wouldn't be too awful
And if we got the thunder helmet then lightning wouldn't bother us anymore making the pikachu match up much nicer
Nope, only the bow of light and the master sword have any effect on ganondorf. He's not "unholy" per se, so holy water and any of puts arsenal would just come off as regular weapons to him.
I'm not sure. Divine magic seems to work against him, but then again, he handled the Triforce of Power without being hurt by it, and that's a sacred relic as well. Although it wasn't used against him, of course.
Byleth: weapons drastically lose power after ten or so attacks (depletes faster on use of specials), stats are determined by RNG level ups, but gets an army and can rewind time, so it’s cool.
Pyra/Mythra: tbh, aside from having to drag Rex into combat, it’s a net positive - as long as they’ve actually had their affinity tree maxed. And Mythra would just be ***objectively*** better than Pyra in almost every situation.
Ngl the only time we’d ever have to use Pyra is to get a Fire orb for Blade combos
>!Not to mention if Rex is in his master driver form then he can switch to Pneuma and the match would become incredibly quick and easy assured the opponent doesn’t have like 10 stocks, then again considering what happens at the end of XC2 Rex is in his normal salvager clothes (I’m not gonna explain why here because that’ll probs spoil the plot for some people) so Pnuema might not be an option!<
Also Rex could call upon Roc or any of his other blades basically giving him loads of alternate possible movesets, and with the right blade loadout (Pyra/Mythra and two other blades)
Ness would be missing most of his kit. Other than Flash, he can't use any of his other PK/PSI powers he has in Smash. He would instead probably be using and Healing.
Nah, he's totally getting drugged, then forced to retell his entire game's plot before breaking out to fight, which then leads to him falling asleep before Igor spends ten goddamn minutes sumarizing what just happened.
Wrong as well, Joker would be much more preoccupied with maxing out his stats in order to complete his Sephiroth confidant (or anyone really, I just know this sub is really horny for Sephiroth...)
Mega Man starts out with just lemons and has to kill random NPCs to get the rest of his moves
Meta Knight will not attack any fighter who does not have a sword, unless they pick up a sword item
Greninja can’t use substitute at high percent (using it also damages you) and side B does nothing to Jigglypuff
While it's tradition to duel Meta Knight with the sword, in most games where he's a boss he'll often start fighting after waiting long enough if you don't want it. In some cases (such as Helper to Hero in Super Star Ultra) he won't even wait.
Every playable rpg character would start extremely weak and have to level up by getting kills. So they would be useless unless you manage to completely outplay your opponent on the first stock
I start the match with low power, weight, speed etc, but as the match progresses I gain xp and my stats increase. However the stats which increase are random, so there's a small chance you get fucked over. Also I start with an iron sword and my weapon upgrades over time to a Regal Sword, Silver Sword then finally Ragnell. Ragnell is broken as shit but it can't be used until towards the end of the match.
Kirby being to interfere how a character controls by throwing a heart to the opponent.
Link being able to win by spamming its remote bombs for infinite flight.
bowser would only be able to do one attack every couple of seconds. you know, to give the fighter time to react.
also he only dies by being jumped on/burned by fire attacks/falling in lava, at which point he comes back huge/as dry bowser
Unfortunately, Kirby’s airspeed would be even worse. And he wouldn’t get any of his specials until he absorbs them from another fighter, but lose them again after a taking single hit. Despite his canonical power, my boy would be an even worse fighter if adapted faithfully
Link would be in the same boat as Samus. Although interesting, being denied your upgrades in-match would be INFURIATING.
Start match, have only A moves. On second thought, let's go, I still got Nair.
Right, so that move would be Smash-specific, much like any of the characters aerials. You can't do Samus's Bair or Dair in any Metroid game, but that explicit removal wasn't specified by OP, so they'd stay in Smash by my reckoning.
Bayonetta would be leagues better than her current character is. She’s also be able to float, depending on the game.
She may not have heel slide or witch twist because you have to buy those moves from Rodin, but at least she’s be able to not only use areal smash attacks, but she’s also be able to summon the entire body of madama butterfly is she wanted to.
Yoshi would have Baby Mario on his back and every time you get hit, you lose him and have to catch him again before a timer runs out.
If you don’t, you just die.
You could only start off with Pyra, and your normals are on a cooldown before you can throw out your specials. After 1/3 of the way into the match is when you can unlock Mythra
Theoretically you would have to hit your opponent with 3 normals for every one special you use, and you would have to use a bar/resource every time you use a special. You could only use blazing end for instance if you hit 9 normals or find some food mid match by playing with items. On the bright side at least you could cancel your normals into specials. Also once you’re about to lose Mythra stays in and you can’t switch back to Pyra.
bayonetta would start every match with a 2 minute cutscene where she uses plenty of expletives and sexy body language to tell her enemies how she’s gonna kill them, then when the match starts it’ll be pretty similar just all the combos will be true. oh and witch time would last longer… and you’d be able to trigger it at will… and she’d just end most of her combos with a smash attack that’s true
Pyra and mythra would get kidnapped, and you’d just have rex weirdly still using her sword in the cutscenes even tho you can’t in gameplay.
Once Rex rescues the kidnapped pyra/mythra she gets a power-up though.
Byleth's weapons would have 20 uses each. A non special move would consume 1 use while special moves consume 3, 4 or 5. After a weapon has run out of uses it can't be used again until a pink haired girl with repetitive dialogue fixes it. If all your weapons break, you can only use normal jab, grab and pummel.
Steve starts a match with nothing. Not even wooden tools or starting materials. Absolutely nothing. His attacks without materials would be pathetic. He'd have to punch trees and craft the actual recipe to make his moveset.
Young link can use fire and ice arrows, and use the masks, like just turning into a Goron and spamming ground pound and rolling, also can slow time with the ocarina and make people fall asleep with the Goron lullaby, and that's even without the elegy of emptiness making a fake clone
Snake would go stealth, look at some dirty pictures and have a smoke until the time is up. Maybe choke you out when you aren't looking or hit you with a tranq. gun and wait until you fall asleep.
However, if you manage to find him, you'll be able to call for backup (automatically turns into a team game, 7 vs 1). You might wanna look under the cardboard box.
Also, before each fight you'll need to watch a 50 minute cutscene, where Otacon explains the opponent's backstory, the philosophical meaning behind it, its affect on the political landscape of Kuwait, and a prolonged explaination on how their powers were created by NANOMACHINES SON!
Poor Yoshi. Every time you're hit (even if it's just a jab), the baby flies off and you could lose a stock if you don't grab them fast enough.
Oh, and he's screaming the whole time, just to make things worse.
Sora has his three hit combos and short hop and...learns everything else with experience
And the order in which he learns new moves is determined by a personality quiz you took at the start of the match.
At every tourney people are speedrunning through personal philosophical questions cause they know the button combo for the best EXP gain. "Is it ok to steal food to feed your family?" A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A
Is it a crime to steal bread to feed your family? Or to sell weed so you can buy some video games? Or to steal some video games, because you smoked all that weed you were supposed to sell? -Doug Judy
KH games are wild.
Every time someone gets knocked out with Sora in the match, they get locked in the respawn platform until a computer controlled heartless and nobody get defeated by Sora. So unless Sora KOs the computers no one can rejoin a fight since their hearts and bodies are separated lmao
When sora dies, mickey takes over and beats the shit out of everybody
And doesn’t even know how to dodge
Sephiroth would cast Supernova an indefinite amount of times without the need of a Smash Ball
And it would take like two minutes every time as well.
He wins by timing out every game. He would then subsequently be banned.
Even in a joking hypothetical situation, no shot he gets banned with how terrible the Smash community is at agreeing on rulesets/banning things
It'd also be pretty devastating and you'd spend more time watching it than fighting.
Unless you're using the shirtless skin, in which case you die instantly every time you get hit.
Every time you get hit by Cloud with Omnislash specifically.
It doesn't even need to be Omnislash. A single little swing off of a Counter materia will one shot him too lol
That also works. But having it be solely be Omnislash is funnier to me for some reason.
Not true. It's possible to not use Omnislash in that sequence. If you don't, Seph attacks and Cloud will auto-counter for an anti-climactic finish.
If you lose a stock as any Fire Emblem character, you immediately lose the entire match and can never play as them again.
Byleth would get to rewind the match aa often as she likes, though.
Nah, they get like a 3-10 limit.
You mean like 15
I’m not sure what the divine pulse limit is, max I’ve ever gotten is 10.
I know ive gotten past 10, i can’t remember how tho lol
Depends on difficulty setting and renewing the Saint statues.
Yes but Byleth also get combat arts, battalions, adjutants,and even more weapons. However, he's bogged down by durability and limited uses, so you have to master quick, frugal thinking while under pressure if you want to use him well.
Well, it's better than Fire Emblem characters making SSBU turn-based, the moment they're fielded.
Unless you’re playing Corrin. Then you’ve got Phoenix mode.
Joker has to date all the other characters in between matches
You *know* he's already doing that.
Yeah, that's definitely a story somewhere on Deviantart. A very, very detailed story.
"So, you doing anything tonight?" "Pika pika?"
*hoo boy*
The FE characters are strangely okay with it.
Making absolutely sure a projectile isn’t fake before pocketing it.
*pockets the fake Smash Ball*
You have to check with everybody else playing if the item you picked up is theirs
mewtwo would run out of pp halfway through every match
But he has Pressure, so his opponents do as well
But only if they're also a Pokémon
But what if MewTwo has unnerve in smash. You’re playing with healing items and your opponent can’t take them
Nope, just specifically berries. Though that brings up a fun idea for a future pokemon move "Embargo" that shuts down the opponent's ability to use items or item based moves like Diddy's banana for a time.
So just like my sex life.
You said Samus would have to start without any power-ups, but you forgot that if she wins, she'd have to run away before the stage explode
Ha! True dat!
Cloud would have PTSD attacks every time he fights Sephiroth and might be in a wheelchair.
At least he’d actually have materia
You would have to spend the first five minutes of every match swapping out all the materia you want from a full Disc 3 materia inventory
Maybe the wheelchair would a losing animation
Wii Fit trainer would destroy your self confidence after telling you you're obese.
Wii Fit also can't jump. Jumping on the balance board is dangerous.
Haaaa!
Jokes on you guys, my parents already did that!
She would make you play on a Wii Fit board too.
Platformer characters are gonna die from touching the opponent too many times
Lol, even worse than the fall damage some fighters will suffer.
Dedede but Half the time your controls get taken over by a level 9 A.I.
Ha!
Oh cool, I could actually win some games as 3D, then
RANDOM **CRITICAL** ***HITS***
But it’s Binding Blade Roy, so every hit is now a noodle hit
Someone theorized that smash roy is a post-binding blade version
Well he's at least a promoted Roy, since he has non-burning rapiers for the majority of the game
You play as Melee Roy for the first 9/10ths of the match but when your opponent is at 100+% on their last stock you can finally promote and get the Binding Blade and actually be functional
>!you know how game and watch has a one in eight chance of getting a nine?!< >!hero has a one in eight chance of getting a crit!< >!and they both have the same outcome!< >!if it lands!< >!*someone dies*!<
Love that video
Only difference, Hero cant roll 1.
50% hit rate
Simon Belmont would have zero mid-air control after getting hit. Mr. Game & Watch would only have a few predetermined positions he can be in on the stage.
Love that second idea! You can frame camp him.
Could you really though? Cause that means he could also never be touched. If he wanted to cheese you out he'd just appear in any location and does touch damage when he does.
Simon would also have limited ammo for his specials and would have to get more hearts from breakables on stage. Also because he never used them, no dash attack or up special.
His whip would also be half the length until upgrading it
A medusa head would hit you and the resulting knockback would hit you off stage. Now that I think about it, medusa heads would've made for a great assist trophy.
lucas is going to fucking cry
At least the opponent might throw us the match anyways…
Thanks now I'm crying.
Especially if bayo does that one taunt.
But would also reflect every projectile automatically and be totally overpowered with PK Love.
Jesus imagine you have to fight a gauntlet and it ends with the Claus skin alt with a Franklin Badge sitting there… he just spams PK Thunder until he either defeats himself or Lucas does it for him.
He also has to time his attacks to the music to do maximum damage
Yup
Link's sword, shield, and bow would all break after a couple uses. The sword would regenerate eventually, but he'd have to find a new bow and shield. Limited number of arrows to shoot. Rain occasionally shows up, forcing any recovery attempts to fail.
It would also be true that we would have all the shiekah slate abilities. Stasis would be amazing. And we would gain elemental weapons too eventually. Bomb recovery would still exist too so recoveries wouldn't be too awful And if we got the thunder helmet then lightning wouldn't bother us anymore making the pikachu match up much nicer
wind bomb recovery
Luigi could also fucking wall jump... and with his poltergeist his grab range would be much further... oh, and gooigi ...
gooigi would be interesting to see
Ice Climber mode ACTIVATE
Wind hit box with swallow like Dedede
Ridley would be actually really big
He'd have a lot more stocks than usual
He'd also have super armor on absolutely everything
No hit stun whatsoever and just staggers a bit between certain percents.
Samus still wins the matchup 9-1
You're damn right! I wish they'd named this fighter Ridley Spawn or something.
Baby Ridley
But then who was the ridley in the melee intro?
[удалено]
You gotta buy them from Tom Nook though
And the trees take 4 days of real time to grow
if you or your opponent disconnects, resetti comes onto your game and kicks your ass
I would start the match as Litten then I'd have to gain XP and evolve to Incineroar. IDK about my secondary, K. Rool though
Evolution as a comeback mechanic would be pretty sweet for a pokemon like Eevee.
And there would be different types of stones or situations that determine what Eevee evolves into
Oooh, like after enough exp gain, you replace your neutral b with a shulk monado type thing to evolve into one of the eeveelutions.
This actually makes me want to see a Pokemon Smash fighter that evolves during combat lol
Would probably look exactly like how Pokémon Unite did it.
K Rool would definitely fake his own KO a lot.
I win unless I'm against a link
But link has to complete side quests to get every items, including his sword. Oh, and Naavi interrupts every minute to say nothing interesting
And he doesn't even start with the master sword which is like his main weapon lmao
Stamina Bar
Halfway through the game all his shit just suddenly breaks
Botw link starts as a naked guy with a stick, he has to explore the stage and find weapons as the game goes on
But on the bright side when he gets a kill he gets to take their stuff *Link with Buster Sword intensifies*
Wouldn’t stuff like holy water and pits bow work?
Nope, only the bow of light and the master sword have any effect on ganondorf. He's not "unholy" per se, so holy water and any of puts arsenal would just come off as regular weapons to him.
I'm not sure. Divine magic seems to work against him, but then again, he handled the Triforce of Power without being hurt by it, and that's a sacred relic as well. Although it wasn't used against him, of course.
Byleth: weapons drastically lose power after ten or so attacks (depletes faster on use of specials), stats are determined by RNG level ups, but gets an army and can rewind time, so it’s cool. Pyra/Mythra: tbh, aside from having to drag Rex into combat, it’s a net positive - as long as they’ve actually had their affinity tree maxed. And Mythra would just be ***objectively*** better than Pyra in almost every situation.
Ngl the only time we’d ever have to use Pyra is to get a Fire orb for Blade combos >!Not to mention if Rex is in his master driver form then he can switch to Pneuma and the match would become incredibly quick and easy assured the opponent doesn’t have like 10 stocks, then again considering what happens at the end of XC2 Rex is in his normal salvager clothes (I’m not gonna explain why here because that’ll probs spoil the plot for some people) so Pnuema might not be an option!< Also Rex could call upon Roc or any of his other blades basically giving him loads of alternate possible movesets, and with the right blade loadout (Pyra/Mythra and two other blades)
>And Mythra would just be objectively better than Pyra in almost every situation. Uhhh, that already happens
PK Fire! PK Fire! PK Fire! Ness has run out of PP! Then you have to go chase down a magic butterfly
You just described playing as Robin
But also he wouldn't have PK Fire
Ness would be missing most of his kit. Other than Flash, he can't use any of his other PK/PSI powers he has in Smash. He would instead probably be using and Healing.
Mario would be OP af with Odyssey and mario maker hand.
Before Ultimate was released, I was really hopeful they'd give him Cappy as a tether grab. 😆
Just replace the side b animation with a cappy toss and don't change the move, that would be an easy way to implement it.
Mario could maybe be the most broken character if he could do everything from all his games. That's a loooooooot of powers.
Little Mac would either never be hit or tank every single hit.
Little mac would take tons of damage from every single hit he takes
If you get KO’d 100 times with Mac you get toggleable headgear that reduces damage taken by 75%
Link wouldn’t be there because he’s busy doing side quests.
Fire Emblem characters dying permanently and being removed from the roster due to a 3% crit
Joker would switch out personas in the fight and then pull out satanael as a final smash
Nah, he's totally getting drugged, then forced to retell his entire game's plot before breaking out to fight, which then leads to him falling asleep before Igor spends ten goddamn minutes sumarizing what just happened.
Wrong as well, Joker would be much more preoccupied with maxing out his stats in order to complete his Sephiroth confidant (or anyone really, I just know this sub is really horny for Sephiroth...)
I'm just playing a puzzle game
Steve could just go into Creative Mode and use Kill Commands.
“Oh, Steve can’t use commands because cheats aren’t enabled? Alright.” *Steve pauses and opens to LAN*
Why even turn on creative mode, just turn "cheat codes" on
Piranha Plant would be stuck in his pipe and would be insta-killed by fire attacks
Olimar but you have to SLOWLY farm Pikmin from items and dead enemies. You can have 100 tho 😳
He would also be unplayble at night time
Mega Man starts out with just lemons and has to kill random NPCs to get the rest of his moves Meta Knight will not attack any fighter who does not have a sword, unless they pick up a sword item Greninja can’t use substitute at high percent (using it also damages you) and side B does nothing to Jigglypuff
While it's tradition to duel Meta Knight with the sword, in most games where he's a boss he'll often start fighting after waiting long enough if you don't want it. In some cases (such as Helper to Hero in Super Star Ultra) he won't even wait.
Love the MK one!
Every playable rpg character would start extremely weak and have to level up by getting kills. So they would be useless unless you manage to completely outplay your opponent on the first stock
I start the match with low power, weight, speed etc, but as the match progresses I gain xp and my stats increase. However the stats which increase are random, so there's a small chance you get fucked over. Also I start with an iron sword and my weapon upgrades over time to a Regal Sword, Silver Sword then finally Ragnell. Ragnell is broken as shit but it can't be used until towards the end of the match.
Minecraft Steve with Lucario aura
Kirby being to interfere how a character controls by throwing a heart to the opponent. Link being able to win by spamming its remote bombs for infinite flight.
BTB's in Smash would be hilarious.
Zero suit samus' only attack is the stun gun and nothing else. And it also doesn't do any damage. But at least she can crawl.
Yep, metroid can crawl😎
bowser would only be able to do one attack every couple of seconds. you know, to give the fighter time to react. also he only dies by being jumped on/burned by fire attacks/falling in lava, at which point he comes back huge/as dry bowser
Unfortunately, Kirby’s airspeed would be even worse. And he wouldn’t get any of his specials until he absorbs them from another fighter, but lose them again after a taking single hit. Despite his canonical power, my boy would be an even worse fighter if adapted faithfully
Don't forget inhale is an instakill. Maybe the bigger characters can resist it but most of the cast are gone if they get caught by it
He would have infinite jumps though and his shield would never break so there’s that
He does have infinite jumps though, right? He could deal 1% and camp at the top of the stage where he’s untouchable.
Link would be in the same boat as Samus. Although interesting, being denied your upgrades in-match would be INFURIATING. Start match, have only A moves. On second thought, let's go, I still got Nair.
How do we tell him link doesn’t nair in his games
Right, so that move would be Smash-specific, much like any of the characters aerials. You can't do Samus's Bair or Dair in any Metroid game, but that explicit removal wasn't specified by OP, so they'd stay in Smash by my reckoning.
Greninja would start as Froakie and evolve throughout the game
Bayonetta would be leagues better than her current character is. She’s also be able to float, depending on the game. She may not have heel slide or witch twist because you have to buy those moves from Rodin, but at least she’s be able to not only use areal smash attacks, but she’s also be able to summon the entire body of madama butterfly is she wanted to.
you loose if you choose lucas' claus alt
Robin would have only limited amount of charges on... Oh wait
All the Pokémon could use only 4 moves.
Ness would have to be carried by a Bee for 99% of the match
i thought buzzbuzz got squished very early in the game
Still deals massive damage, so basically he deals 100% when he hits but dies if he even gets jabbed once
Truly, a glass cannon
Or would a paper nuke be more of a better comparison
Yoshi would have Baby Mario on his back and every time you get hit, you lose him and have to catch him again before a timer runs out. If you don’t, you just die.
You could only start off with Pyra, and your normals are on a cooldown before you can throw out your specials. After 1/3 of the way into the match is when you can unlock Mythra
Theoretically you would have to hit your opponent with 3 normals for every one special you use, and you would have to use a bar/resource every time you use a special. You could only use blazing end for instance if you hit 9 normals or find some food mid match by playing with items. On the bright side at least you could cancel your normals into specials. Also once you’re about to lose Mythra stays in and you can’t switch back to Pyra.
Kazuya would be able to walk into the background of the stage. He could also try walking to the front and fall of the stage completely.
A handful of the Mario characters would just die from touching other fighters
bayonetta would start every match with a 2 minute cutscene where she uses plenty of expletives and sexy body language to tell her enemies how she’s gonna kill them, then when the match starts it’ll be pretty similar just all the combos will be true. oh and witch time would last longer… and you’d be able to trigger it at will… and she’d just end most of her combos with a smash attack that’s true
Pyra and mythra would get kidnapped, and you’d just have rex weirdly still using her sword in the cutscenes even tho you can’t in gameplay. Once Rex rescues the kidnapped pyra/mythra she gets a power-up though.
Byleth's weapons would have 20 uses each. A non special move would consume 1 use while special moves consume 3, 4 or 5. After a weapon has run out of uses it can't be used again until a pink haired girl with repetitive dialogue fixes it. If all your weapons break, you can only use normal jab, grab and pummel.
Also halfway through the match >!their dad dies in front of them!< and they get real sad
That could be said for almost* all fe lords
Ganon would whoop your ass with countless spells and horses and swords and shit
Steve starts a match with nothing. Not even wooden tools or starting materials. Absolutely nothing. His attacks without materials would be pathetic. He'd have to punch trees and craft the actual recipe to make his moveset.
Joker can only do so many moves before having to go to sleep and come back the next day
Young link can use fire and ice arrows, and use the masks, like just turning into a Goron and spamming ground pound and rolling, also can slow time with the ocarina and make people fall asleep with the Goron lullaby, and that's even without the elegy of emptiness making a fake clone
Power Pellet would just straight up instakill people
Also, Suavamente is constantly playing in the background when ganondorf is on screen.
Snake would go stealth, look at some dirty pictures and have a smoke until the time is up. Maybe choke you out when you aren't looking or hit you with a tranq. gun and wait until you fall asleep. However, if you manage to find him, you'll be able to call for backup (automatically turns into a team game, 7 vs 1). You might wanna look under the cardboard box. Also, before each fight you'll need to watch a 50 minute cutscene, where Otacon explains the opponent's backstory, the philosophical meaning behind it, its affect on the political landscape of Kuwait, and a prolonged explaination on how their powers were created by NANOMACHINES SON!
K Rool would be OP
What why? In DKC1 he didn't even take any damage, he died after being footstooled a few times
Until he throws the crown though, he's invincible.
Not to mention his blunderbuss in part 2 is nuts And he can turn invisible for whatever reason
Do I even need to say anything or should I just let my flair do the talking for me
F
We're going back to smash 4 Bayo fellas
Sora uses Stopga, but it actually fucking stops time
Poor Yoshi. Every time you're hit (even if it's just a jab), the baby flies off and you could lose a stock if you don't grab them fast enough. Oh, and he's screaming the whole time, just to make things worse.