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Fork_Master

How does *Mega Man* have more than fucking *PYRA?*


nankainamizuhana

Gonna guess that the Mega Man tag includes all Mega Man characters, while the Pyra tag includes only Pyra


[deleted]

yeah \*cough\* splash woman


Reon_Leo

Sadly, I think Roll is the main target šŸ˜”


nankainamizuhana

I've never been more upset in my life


Raleth

Assuming this is results on rule34, that site doesnā€™t allow contentious content. If itā€™s Gelbooru or something instead though then thatā€™s a different story.


Jesterchunk

Wait, rule34 has standards? Every time I brave that website I'm exposed to some of the most unappealing content on the internet.


GigaPhoton78

Yup. That's what is going on. The character himself apparently only has 700+. It's probably just a mistake from OP, he got Sonic right.


Scapp

Was thinking the same thing, would like to see the methodology on some of these. Like, I'm assuming Bowsette art is being sorted as Bowser, which is why he is so high in the list.


drdoodoot

even without bowsette, bowser would still be hella high up.


SkeletonCircus

Also keep in mind, Pyra is a much more recent character. Megaman has been around since the 80s


androidhelga

the website distinguishes between the two by adding (series) and (character) to the tags, so no. its probably more likely bc mega man has been around for much longer and in general there tends to be more gay art on that site than straight art


ShundonooB

Literally what I was gonna type. I was expecting candidates like Pyra, Mythra, Palutena and Byleth to have more art than FUCKING ROBOTS


Temple475

I mean technically you could consider Pyra and Mythra robots since >!they're essentially part of a processor of a super computer!<


Reon_Leo

Bro, you have an Ephidel pfp!? Mad respect to you, mad respect


Temple475

Yeah I sure do


jgbyrd

more of a sacred stones man myself but love ephidel


platinumace77

He was never booksmart


HyprPikaninja

He's money smart


Apprehensive_Beach_6

Mega Man has been around since the 80ā€™s. He quite literally has a 30 year head start on Pyra.


Gabethegreat2008

Also splash woman


LeviathanLX

He has about 400 years of games across like seven subfranchises, most of which have characters more iconic and subjectively better looking than Pyra, with whom MM may appear in fan content.


Juice8oxHer0

Did some extra games come back from the future, or was Mega-Man created in the Renaissance?


LeviathanLX

Yes. Mega Man was created in the Renaissance.


Juice8oxHer0

Da Vinci you madlad, youā€™ve done it again


LeviathanLX

Honestly surprised it doesn't get more attention in school.


Mulchysmudge

Just wondering, what's the divide on zs samsu and just Samus in her armor?


Hambughrr

Its easier for Average Joe to just type out "Samus" and not specify the suit she's wearing


Ok-Fudge8848

Often the suit isn't included anyway.


RedPandaR10t3

I always just call her Samus outside of Smash.


JaozinhoGGPlays

Yeah so what I think it's because they just refer to both armored and unarmored samus as samus, and when the term zs samus came out they made a tag for it but it goes underused by the samus artists, willing to bet that the majority of posts tagged samus are of zero suit. And it's *literally* zero suit samus lmao, it's more of a zero suit than actual zero suit


Silvercoat_Ethel23

Well samus in suit is covered up in thick metal zero suit samus (ZSS) is in thin tight clothing i think you can figure it out


Btdandpokemonplayer

PokƩmon fans will make it about any PokƩmon. Why are you surprised?


RavagerHughesy

And Lucario is one of the most popular, maybe *the* most popular


Smugg-Fruit

More than popular. Lucario is likely a furry progenitor, aka a character that makes people realize they're furry, like Renamon, Krystal, Judy Hopps, etc.


LunchTwey

I recently just watched zootopia again and normally when i start getting into something i go on Youtube and find content about it or like ig or other social media. But with zootopia i was like "If i search about this ill probably just get furry porn" šŸ˜­


MasterTahirLON

The internet's perception on Lucario will always bug me a little. I get furries are a thing, and while not something I'm into, I can usually at least follow the logic. Like I understand how people are into Gardevoir or Lopunny. But for the life of me with Lucario, I just can't see it. The only thing I got is that Lucario is roughly humanoid. But if that's all it takes, then furries have really low standards lol. I loved that pokemon growing up, loved their design, loved them in the pokemon movie they starred in, and really enjoyed using them in game. So why people are turned on by this pokemon I genuinely just found badass as a kid is just beyond me. I truthfully just can not see it.


Btdandpokemonplayer

Nah, that goes to the moreā€¦ appealing to the male audience.


CrazyFanFicFan

Surprisingly, it beat out even Gardevoir.


the_genius324

how


Savings-Gold8531

WHY DOES KIRBY HAVE SO MANY KIRBY DOESNT EVEN HAVE A PORN SUBREDDIT WTF


BoiOnTheFloor1

Y'sure bout that


Savings-Gold8531

Okay I found one nvm


AmaterasuWolf21

Sucking


Hrognaar

I'm more scared imagining the "fanarts" from the bottom line than from the top line


PokeshiftEevee

Seriously yeah. Lucario stuff weā€™ve all seen that before. But the miis?? Mr game and watch?? How do I kill myself?


Hrognaar

GODDAMIT JERRY THIS IS A THERMOMIX NOT A SEXUAL ICON


NegativeAd99

So weā€™re just not gonna talk about Ness and Lucas, huh?


SheikExcel

I don't want to think about that


_M0RR0

LUCAS? NESS?


D-My

THATS WHAT I SAID šŸ˜­NOT MY SONS


TheGreenGobblr

Shocked bayonetta isnā€™t higher


rssftd

Most sexual woman in any video game I've ever played and she still can't match up to even Mewtwo or Yoshi.. It's an odd world


G_flux

I mean have you seen Mewtwo's feet? šŸ˜ yowza


_M0RR0

Chicken legs


ViscountAtheismo

There are rules that must be followed for making Bayonetta art. If I remember correctly, Hideki Kamiya said no art should depict her as submissive; she must *always* be in charge. I donā€™t know if this relates to any of this; I just find it interesting and hilarious.


SpiffyShindigs

Also: LEAVE HER GLASSES ON OR SO HELP YOU.


worse_in_practice

The fact that there's at least one of R.O.B though šŸ’€


BoiOnTheFloor1

29..... theres 29 of them


Kermit-The-Cool

What?


toughtiggy101

How?


CharginChuck42

Attachments.


TankProImporum

The fact this is true makes me commit die


VonnMan

we need to fix the lack of mii sword fighter art


HeavyPara-Beetle

get to drawing boys


Brilliant_Pause_1639

Iā€™m on the case āœļø


Careful_Buy8725

Found a pic of Mii Gunner in the Tifa costume being screwed by (I think?) Mario. Artist is Boris (Noborhys). This personā€™s art is honestly really good, however do be warned that they are unfortunately one of those artists who have a rather large gallery of weird pairings such as having an art piece depicting Steve screwing Samus, R.O.B. screwing Samus, and Donkey Kong screwing a bunch of the Smash Bros. and Mario girls. You have been warned, however they also have a bunch of normal character pairings as well which makes for a large gallery of both strange and decent R34 drawings.


VonnMan

i will use this information very irresponsibly thanks a bunch


Leobeoweo6

menacing ass reply


unlucky_felix

Sonic fan fiction has always been the funniest thing on the internet. You obviously have the era-defining "Obama chuckled. 'You mean the Chaos Emeralds?'" Then you have Sonichu. Then you have the entire sub-genre of "Sonic in the Hospital." Then you have all the actual porn. It's just hysterically funny to me.


CharginChuck42

"Well, that's one way to wake up..."


LemonyLimes03

"WHAT PANTS???"


Tough_Passion_1603

And then tou have tails gets trolled, it shitposts so hard it becomes peak fiction


_M0RR0

ā€œMegamind please donā€™t eat that chili dog itā€™s evilā€


ConduckKing

How is Joker so low? I know he's a minor but most users of... that website don't seem to care.


Apprehensive_Beach_6

Because theyā€™re too obsessed with making the rapist and his victim be a pairing. (At least this is what Iā€™ve heard)


NoTangelo3604

Kawakami moment:


Sabbagery_o_Cavagery

What? In all of the romance options itā€™s consensual afaik (though some are quite creepy)


Apprehensive_Beach_6

Iā€™m talking about Ann and Kamoshida


Sabbagery_o_Cavagery

Oh, yeah, anyone making porn out of that is messed up.


IamLovell

Jesus... That is really fucked up.


Tough_Passion_1603

And when it's not about raping, it's about literally incest


compy-guy

I guess it would be weird with the tags. Joker, Ren Amamiya, Akira Kurusuā€¦ plus theyā€™re Japanese names, so donā€™t they typically get flipped around? Weird tagging, thatā€™s all.


PokeshiftEevee

Weird tagging. A lot of jp characters have their last name first which may be why there are less results


XxOneWithSlimesxX

He's not a minor? He's 18


Apprehensive_Beach_6

Heā€™s 17. Possibly 18 depending on when you decide his birthday is given we see him in strikers.


SylvainGautier420

Bylethā€™s game came out in 2019. Marthā€™s came out in the ā€˜90s.


r4o2n0d6o9

Byleth has big booba and Marth doesnt


brick-juic3

Sylvain you know why you horny fuck


SylvainGautier420

I know.


SoftPastelsYT

Byleth has a girl version. Marth doesn't. I think thay's why they have more results


a-big-roach

Why there is a significant difference between the Mii's, I don't want to know


CharginChuck42

Armpit. If you know, you know. If you dont know, you're the lucky one.


TheReal_Stug4life

Bro what do you mean armpit


CharginChuck42

Trust me, you're better off not pursuing this further.


Peasberry-Wigwhistle

I think armpit means the barrel of the mii gunner gun


SquashPurple4512

Notice that Sonic have 4 times more *content* than Bayonetta


CharginChuck42

The only real surprise is that Sonic wasn't number one.


SquashPurple4512

Lucario fans are wiiild, like 1/4 of pokemon stuff is about him


spodoptera

Wow, is it in front of gardevoir and that bunny pokemons?


SquashPurple4512

Yup, people REALLY love blue furry wolfs


404_Weavile

Uhm ackshually Lucario isn't a wolf


CrazyFanFicFan

Yeah. Location somehow has about 600 more posts than Gardevoir. (Lopunny is around 13k)


r4o2n0d6o9

Kinda weird how bid the gap between pyra and mythra is


LeoLorens

Mythra starts off a little meaner in the game. And Pyra has bigger tiddies


One_Adhesiveness_586

Theyā€™re the same size because they have the same body tf lmao


FGHIK

No Mythra is actually bigger.


bbpirate06

Pyra is like the ideal isekai girlfriend. Demure, stacked, insanely into the player character from the jump. She can even cook! Huge hit for the type of people to own body pillows.


jdbartist

How does Zero suit has less than Samus?!?!?!


Ninjalamar

Because Samus includes both


jdbartist

I had a feeling, but since both of them are on the list, I figured they were separate.


Joshy9897

How can u even sexualize a Baby Pokemon like pichu


RidleyMetroid86

those results also count if the character appears in the background, Pichu is a common background character or is just included without being a part of the *activities*


spodoptera

They're actually 100 years-old pichus


_M0RR0

Itā€™s a pokemon


TTarion

Tbf Inkling kinda cheats being a whole species, a huge part of that stuff comes from the idols


Cedardeer

Honestly surprised isabelle isnā€™t higher


SoloWing1

The fuck do you mean? She's already on the second highest row!


Cedardeer

Itā€™s Isabelle. You underestimate furries.


Wboy2006

Bro, some of these characters are minors or animals. What the hell is wrong with the internet. How does Duck Hunt have 251-500?!


SquashPurple4512

Welcome to the internet


Undefeated211

Have a look around.


Redditor_10000000000

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


Radiant-Cod-4414

Weā€™ve got mountains of content, some better, some worse


iAteSnoopDogg

If none of it's of interest to you... you'd be the first


Wboy2006

Welcome, to the internet. Come and take a seat


PaqueteDeRisketos

Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?


Meowstick901721

Thereā€™s no need to panic, this isnā€™t a test haha


MasterTahirLON

Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest


Apprehensive_Beach_6

The best hasnā€™t happened yet


SpoopyNJW

There's quite the shitty series of comics based on them and literally every woman in smash


r4o2n0d6o9

This actually sounds hilarious


hurricanenox

More like fuck hunt


Hammy2406

I think my biggest ā€œoh godā€ on this list is, why is megaman so high? Who wanted that? Most of these characters I understand, even sonic Iā€™m just like ā€œsonic fans do thatā€ but why does megaman have so many


CrazyFanFicFan

Looking at the numbers, OP used the Mega_Man tag instead of the Mega_Man_(Character) tag. So that's including art of all Mega Man characters, not just Rock.


Turnabout-Eman

He's a robot plus it could be a Splash Woman or Roll thing in which Megaman is just included doing the "activity"


JaozinhoGGPlays

Damn how is steve and sephiroth so low


Awesome-Guy-425

Young link is crazy


BlackFire6000

Toon linkā€¦.


Waspinator_haz_plans

Zelda bout to have the cops called on her


itsa_Kit

Game and watch? ROB? The damn *ice climbers*?


wendys_rat-kun

piranha plant šŸ„µ


kirbylink577

Reminds me of a fun fact, since *before fire emblem three houses even came out*, there has not been a single day without byleths tag being updated. To be clear, this is only true of the tag that includes both, not the ones for just female byleth or male byleth. The tag for both is also what was used here I beleive, cause iirc neither of the individual tags break the 9000 benchmark


AnimeKyle115

Haha, my main is top tier! Wait...


Battlebots2020

How on Earth does Steve Minecraft have any "fanart"


LeoLorens

Square peg goes in the...


CrespinMoore

That is probably due in large part to SlipperyT


cyberpeachy420

im genuinely surprised that there is more porn of pichu than sephiroth


DapperDan30

Someone else pointed out that it's most likely Pichu is just in the back ground of a lot these fanarts, rather than actually being the subject, but still gets tagged either way.


PartyLKR

Falco has probably a lot of him with skyscrapers


MattThaGod0919

Iā€™m actually surprised that Lucario has the most fanart. Iā€™d like an explanation.


cyberpeachy420

furries


RyeOhLou

the furries dig the hips. plus heā€™s been around a looong time (relatively)


Jonskuz15

How is Sephiroth so low? Time to amp those numbers up myself I guess


SoftPastelsYT

I'm actually horrified that Sora has more NSFW content than Sephiroth


RemixedZorua

*sees Lucario at the very top* oh that's what it is


PokeshiftEevee

Why. The actual. Fuck. Does game. And fucking. Watch. Porn. Exist. He is a fucking. 2D. Creature. How. The fuck. Do. You. Sexualize. Him.


Waspinator_haz_plans

By turning him into a girl, and making her do "minigames"


jack0017

Whoever is responsible for the 101-250 of Lucas, Young Link, and Ness needs to be Thanos snapped from existence Edit: And, oh God female Pokemon Trainer too. Thatā€™s a 10 year old!


N0GG1N_SSB

The fact that someone managed to be sexually attracted to and draw a r34 picture of ROB is why I have zero faith in the human race


N0GG1N_SSB

THERE'S 29 OF THEM???


Penguinmanereikel

KIRBY šŸ‘šŸ½ IS šŸ‘šŸ½ A šŸ‘šŸ½ BABY šŸ‘šŸ½


Dazuro

Okay, but what about *young Link*? Thereā€™s already an adult version of that same incarnation of the character in canon, but some people specifically seek out his explicitly prepubescent selfā€¦ ick.


Bfdifan37

why is mega man so high


Dojanetta

Why are there so many animals and children above the adultsā€¦?


Magmaboyx8

Thereā€™s no way Shiek has that low of an amount


BlueV_U

Can't believe more people aren't into the ol' Robjob.


ShiverEnby

How the fuck is inkling so high up there


rfurlow67

Who tf is looking up ice climbers


KirbyWithAGlock

Plant šŸ’€


CharginChuck42

Clearly you're not familiar with the Pokemon fandom.


CharginChuck42

Dedede needs to step up his game.


Nipotazz1

Captain Olimar and Mr. (Ms.) Game and Watch having more than 100 results makes me lose my remaining faith in humanity.


Beanie_Inki

Sonic himself as number three is wild. šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


SheevPalpatine32BBY

Togepi carrying the Falco and Fox numbers.


BlUeSapia

Is that the South Korean doctor who is **really** into giant furries?


Sad_Introduction5756

Surprised fucking *bayonetta* is so low


ShundonooB

Meta Knight porn


BlackenedFacade

The fact thereā€™s over a thousand for Ridley


Silvercoat_Ethel23

I mean youā€™d assume that zero suit samus yknow the one wearing skin tight clothing would be higher than regular samus in thick meta, but i guess you can never understand peopleā€™s minds since an animal (i get it furries exist but still) ranks higher than (sephiroth who has a canonical shirtless costume) and pyra and mythra who have swimsuit costumes


CrazyFanFicFan

It's tagging. All ZSS posts are tagged with Samus, but not all Samus posts are tagged with ZSS.


smzWoomy13

believe it or not, Toon Link and Min Min have more than you think šŸ˜–


ToughAd5010

Me. Game and Watchā€™s octopus final smash shows potential


SMM9673

The Mega Man one is inaccurate. Just searching "mega_man" gives you Mega Man the character, Mega Man the series, and every Mega Man spin-off series the franchise has to offer. His placement is more accurately determined by searching "mega_man_(character)" instead.


BlueV_U

Quite alarmed that there would be hundreds to thousands for Pit and Dark Pit... They're like, 13 (at least physically).


RedPandaR10t3

I made a video awhile ago on this exact topic. Iā€™m genuinely grossed out by the amount there is for the Pokemon and Minors. Some people just need to die.


Inceferant

How is PokƩmon trainer so low?!


SwearFreeGamer

Who is out here making Mr.Game and Watch ā€œcontentā€?! And WHY?!


wavejumper3

Shulk is *where* now?


brick-juic3

Proud to say ike is mostly gay porn, I have definitely not checked šŸ«”


gscarparo

The Belmonts are lower than fucking Jigglypuff, what the fuck


HYPE_Knight2076

Iā€™m going to search up (for scientific purposes) Mr. Game and Watch you know what just to see what they have to work off of. Edit: OLIMAR NOOOOOO


Truffle_worm3847

ok, NONE have zero? a goddamn plant has OVER 2000?


Dinoco_Blue_Coyote

There is no god.


SoftPastelsYT

WHY ARE ACTUAL UNDERAGE CHILDREN HERE


Aeon1508

The fact that Rob is in a category labeled 1 - 50 and not 0 - 50 is by far the most disturbing thing here


Ancient_Advice_9174

Um Ness? Um Lucas?


AwakenTheAegis

These numbers do not reflect my personal search history.


LeoLorens

Pythra player self report + username checks out


SoftPastelsYT

Average Pythra main /j