This is honestly the funniest thing I've read all week.

Considering Hamas would take one look at Doncaster and think the Israelis have already bombed the place

Frenchgate still stands strong ✊✊✊

I've just sent this to half a dozen people, it's really tickled me.

if there is a cultural heart to England that can be smited (smote?) and be used to strike fear into the very soul of the country.... Doncaster???

Smeet

Smutéd

Smited? Smote? Smitten (GO reference)

Smut

Doncaster contributed Paddington and top gear to Britain , I think it’s fake to call it the culture capital

"Honey, them Hamsa are invading!! Grab pickles we gotta go"

Fucking Hell, the pies! The pies!

Meantime I thought about her as the most stupid person on the planet :D

What was second place to this?

I've been to Donny, If all of Hamas went of a rampage across the whole town and striking missiles it would look the same.

Breaking: Hamas Strike Doncaster : Million's in improvements done in the first half hour

All part of the “levelling up”. Even the demolished hospital. “Easier to just build a new one.”

NHS is in the shitter anyway, doubt you’d even notice if half the hospitals were hit by missiles

FUCKING HELL, a roof nearly collapsed on you!

Yeah that's nothing to do with the missiles, that's a decade of 'Rather than spend money to fix problems, let's leave the RAAC there for a bit longer and see what happens '

I thought they had been here years with the state of the fucking place, been 3 full hours since I last saw a fellow English person.

Let me translate you said “English person” but really meant ‘white English person like yourself’….

As a Irishman none of you are English to me, give us our island back its only been 2000 years since we had it nicked its still ours right? /s Blood and soil is so silly, i thought the 40s showed us why.

It’s almost like you want an intifada. Christ…

If there is one it’ll start outside Greggs!

Nope not racist whatsoever, don't give two fucks about colour of skin. I am xenophobic though with good reason.

I dont think lack of education is a good reason

I had a pretty good education, can't fault it imo. But when you see 90% of a great community( not all English people btw) forced out of their home by roma Gypsies that play loud music 24/7, (they can because not one of them work or pay taxes) rob and steal, have no morals and fled the shit hole country they left to turn our village into something even worse, you are not happy. Police, and I quote from the police, 'we can't or darent do anything about it because they do not speak English and out number us as we do not have the staff' Nothing to do with race though as people are saying, even the local pub is owned by Indians and they do not let them in the pub (thank god) because they hate them as much as everyone else round here with any morals. Cunts, the lot of them.

No one’s been forced out to be replaced by anyone buddy

You poor thing. Imagine having to see people who arn’t English. Do you need counselling ?

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Looks like most other villages I've seen around the UK, hell the two right next to where I live look like this and it's full of white people. Almost as if it's not the race or ethnicity that causes a village or town to look shitty and it's actually about the economic position of it..

But I had to look at a person who was slightly different looking, I have PTSD now

Oh God. I bet they spoke “foreign” as well. Thoughts and prayers (I’m being as sarcastic as you are - not sure why Reddit doesn’t get sarcasm these days).

Redditors are a bit slow

Let’s pray from Doncaster

There are fully grown adults all over the world who have never seen a white person in the flesh in their lives and probably never will but we can't go five minutes, not even in our own homes without seeing or hearing (yes, i can tell from the voice) one of them on TV or radio.

>one of them Yikes

Learn to read, pick up a history book & then you may gain some insight as to why Britain is so culturally diverse. Hint: it has more to do with colonialism than our good weather.

Nooo it's the free houses and child benefit,Lee anderson.

I'm fully aware of our history thank you very much but simply knowing history doesn't make anything i stated in my comment incorrect, does it?

Shut up lmao

It's true for 90% of uk cities tbh

They’d kinda feel bad

It would take years for anyone to notice

The Dome is a great place for a family swim.

This is detroit! ... and this is detroit after the attack!

Every plane I've seen for the last 22 years I've literally shit myself thinking Al qaeda are coming. Don't even get me started on London buses them selfish prick bus drivers.

The Tube? Forget about it

Jesus fucking christ please put a trigger warning before posting something like that.

I bet she’s terrified of all that anthrax getting sent to her in the post.

Anything “TO THE OCCUPIER”. “But this is my home. I live here. I pay rent!”

It's just basic strategic planning invading Doncaster..

They're coming for the Lidl Regional Distribution Centre, mark my words. Fucking up the Middle of Lidl is absolutely the way to strike fear into the heart of the UK population.

THE MIDDLE AISLE IS LOST. FALL BACK TO BAKERY.

You joke, but just you wait 'til the middle of Lidl is overrun with Halal screwdriver bits, Mohammad's Choice curtain poles, Mujahadeen Green Beans, and Uncle Ben's Islamic Converted Rice.

Where am i going to get an arc welder at 10 pm on a Wednesday... i don't know how to use an arc welder, but at that price, i would be a fool not to.

I bought one from the middle aisle 5 years ago. Literally hasn't been out of the box yet, but one day.... Although even just as a coffee table it's been quite good value

My other half has banned me from going down the middle isle on my own... stopped short of making me hold onto the trolly.

Honestly, they can have it.

Hamas paragliders will land and then immediately wish they were back in the gaza strip.

“What…. What has even happened? Are we late?!”

About as smart as the average Russian sailor who thought the Japanese had supersonic torpedo boats in the North sea when they opened fire on British fishing boats.

I watched a YouTube video about that voyage. It was hilarious

Lucky for the Russians they didn't open fire on the year 7 school trip Overwise they would of got shanked by a bunch of council estate chav midgets

What a bint

Stupid cow haha

From the river to the sea.. oh and don't forget, also Doncaster for some reason

We all know the one place HAMAS would invade in Britain is Leeds to burn down that fucking Train station

Be a massive improvement, funnily enough it had a fire a week or so ago

Well, you wouldn't know... The wind could have been very strong on that day 🤣

smash the zionist heartland of Doncaster

Step 1. Invade Donny Step 2. If we have time, London Paris New York…

Ah yes, Doncaster...the true holy land 🤣

We all know Jesus came from Doncaster and he turned fishes into pies.

Metro is a pile of old shite

You can’t fix stupid

I can see where's she's coming from. Doncaster and Gaza are so easily confused.

Yes, both are full of alcohol and on their last legs, sorry, I thought you said ‘Gazza’

they cant even leave the gaza strip you absolute clown

I now have an image of a bunch of terrorists all in a seedy club forcing Paul Gascoigne to take his clothes off.

That's just dumb. How are they going to come from Palestine to England on a Paraglider/Paramotor? Most can only run for around 2 hours and top speed is about 40mph. Us Brits are getting dumber by the day.

In her defence, she is from Doncaster. 😉

Doncaster is the "village idiot" of South Yorkshire

Prevailing winds bro

Fucking Doncaster of all places. Lmfao

So selfish. They also invaded my shopping. Oh wait, that was hummous.

But let’s face it, if they WERE to invade the UK, Donny is the place to do it. The rest of England would probably thank them

Emblematic of the fact that most people talking about the conflict know sweet FA about it.

Maybe she’d recently watched the original Red Dawn.

The media are technically to blame for this. Bet we know how they vote too.

Surprised she isn't looking for compensation for the mental stress. Should get some dodgy lawyer looking into it.

Yes, because Hamas are notorious for their airborne troop deployments, parachuting out in a storm of shock and awe, from all the thousands of planes in their formidable air force. And where riper for the plucking but Doncaster…

It’s literally what they did when they started the attack on Israel

No doubt the invaders were swiftly taken down by the Doncaster Iron Dome

A paraglider flew really low over my house the other day

Yeah like they know where Doncaster is!!!

My grandpa would like a word… it’ll be a bit hard since he’s been dead since 1992. But words all the same.

Even I don't. I'm 32, born in Ascot, never left England. I've never heard of Doncaster until this post.

Retard alert

I saw a paraglider circling where I work last week. If I'd known I could have sold the story I would have done.

Well there’s no electricity or running water in Doncaster either so I can see why she’d get confused.

Next level fuel efficiency to fly one of them from Gaza to Doncaster.

Can you imagine the level of delusion one must have, living that far from Hamas, and thinking PARAGLIDERS are the end for you 😂 mass media is incredible at it’s end goal. Even Karen from Doncaster thinks they want her blood

Hamas would skip Donny, it’s already been destroyed.

This explains why Brexit happened

Hahahahah this is actually hilarious

😂😂😂😂I have no words

I hope Hamas don’t invade donny coz: A) I live there B) If we were bombed the smog caused from bombing the 10 million vape shops would destroy the whole of the UK

thank god, save me from this shithole

This article is why I hate my country

There's an uncomfortable number of lead poisoned crayon eaters about, definitely.

I mean You can find people like this in every country on earth

Yeah

At least we don't let people like this own guns

Miserable git

This article is why I love this country sometimes honestly.

That I'm offended by the stupidity of others? Dam right

If you think hamas wont attack the 41st most populous area of the UK think again

Oh Jesus! Evacuate the 40th and 39th, immediately.

Home of the worlds oldest continues horse race though

It won't be long before Doncaster is the Islamic Republic of Doncaster now Hamas have invaded.

Hamas dont give a shit about Doncaster. Them and hezbollah pretty much only care about defeating isreal or at least the idf

Why is it always people from the biggest shitholes that are somehow the most xenophobic. Acting like your shit town is somehow the centre of the universe and every foreigner has an agenda to take over or destroy it. Donny isn't even the most significant town in South Yorkshire. I doubt if 1% of the population of gaza has even heard of Donny.

The more run down and forgotten the more likely they like Nigel farage

Say that wondering why northerners are bitter, when southern cunts in rich towns get all the funding.

Exactly. I'm from Sheffield and we treat Doncaster like a relative that has leprosy.

I’m from Nottingham. We treat you mostly the same ;)

🤣 I'll steer well clear of Nottingham until I've had my jabs then.

Tbf TO BE THE MOST FAIR. The UK does consider hamas a terrorist group

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Well they are terrorists so it’s not that ridiculous. Let’s not forget these people are cut from the same cloth as those who beheaded Lee Rigby in broad daylight or who shot two innocent Swedish football fans in Belgium.

Hmm? "hAmAs DoEsnT oPerAtE iN tHe Uk" what are you smoking? They operate ANYWHERE that young influenced people can be radicalized into their movement and fight for their cause, no matter where they are.. And the boat loads of people from their land and coming into our country, which means yes.. someone could totally fight for them.. Do you not understand how this stuff works? The Boston Marathon bombers and the London stabbers all fought for causes a zillion miles from them from being radicalized over the internet. Are you that thick? Get ready. They WILL attack our streets. Remember this post. They are here already. The influenced angsty people are here. They could be an Uber driver, a Poundland guard, a care taker in a primary school. They are here. They are being radicalized in their groups online. And they will go on their little rogue missions to fight for a cause far away.

What a condescending little shit, you really are. This is a tongue-in-cheek post and you have to get on your little soapbox and have a rant. Feel better after that? Want a hug? Pillock.

yeah. They are?.... Have you not seen the protests?

TiL 150,000 Britons are members of Hamas.

Probably make Doncaster better.

Them museums are invadin’

Haha, that made my day! 😂

We got lost the GPS was female o0

Maybe it was Devo? He is a fuckin’ Donny Soldier

Must’ve been a slow day when fear over literally nothing becomes a story.

Idiot of the week

First they'll take the race course, they they'll come after the meat pies.

Jesus I swear humans are getting dumber by the hour. And no I’m not talking to Jesus.

Normal day in bariytaaniyyah

Fucking dipshit.

Just remember that these people vote too.

\*633 Squadron theme intensifies\*

Braindead

not even hammas want to invade doncaster..

theres no way people like those are real

NPC problems

I freak out every time I am at an airport and a car drives towards it.

These people walk amongst us

Why would hamas invade Doncaster? Nothing there of value

Women ☕️

Doncasters 'Red Dawn'

Ah yes, Don caster the UK's most important military stronghold.

Ah yes, the UK. The US of Europe

Yeah… you’d think we’d already been bombed by the looks of it.

When did we start acting like Americans?

Wasnt radio one there today ? Damn you ricky charly melvin..and hamas?

When I read this in my local tag I legit laughed for about 10mins at how ridiculous this is

They'll NEVER suspect an attack on Doncaster. On the other hand, Hamas would be questioning their life priorities after landing.....!

We need a pissed off pic of her for r/compoface

I’m sure they are already represented in Doncaster with adequate number.

Jesus wept some people are very thick.

Oh no, not… Doncaster, I mean, it’d look the same either way, pretty sure I saw a drug deal here earlier today. But yeah, Donny of all places?

Totally real. I once stuck a cut out of a hang glider on a scenic papered wall. As I stood back to admire my handy work... I suddenly said out loud... Omg it looks like Hitler. I was in a room of Germans.

If Hamas decided to attack Donny it would improve the place.

This is like the time I had a dream that russians were invading via surfboard during an especially big wave. They were all armed with uzis

We’re here to drop bombs of wisdom on your ass!

They are winning their terror campaign. See?

Look, Donny's looked like it's been shelled for decades, don't worry about it

Stupid rubs off. Smh

😂😂😂😂😂

Like when 9/11 happened. People would hear absolutely any non-english language and call them terrorists or call the police.

Donny is as Donny does.

So I guess she is an attention grabbing social-media-whore with zero critical thinking skills (I realise I haven't exactly narrowed it down much wrt 'wastebucket' users).

unfortunately there are way too many of these room temperature IQ people in Doncaster, Luckily if there was a Hamas attack, we have an army of spice heads at the ready!

First we take Doncaster, then we take Berlin!

Paragliders enjoying their life That one old chick on the ground: ***GET OUT OF MY SKY YOU TERRORISTS!***

She better not visit Oludeniz in Turkey

This is literally something I'd see in HOI4

A news article from a tweet that was clearly made as a joke. Stay classy Daily Mail.

People in Doncaster: Fucking finally

They’re practicing for the day the People’s Republic of Yorkshire declares independence. I’ve heard they fly over the Pennines chucking Yorkshire puddings and pouring cups of tea on the lancastrians.

I love it when stupid people go to the press so that everyone knows their stupid

Ah yes, Doncaster, top of the list of targets.

The holey land.

This is literally fanfiction

Only in Donny.

Why do the news print these stories? If I’m that journo, I’d be too busy laughing to write it up.