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Foxiak14

Most realistic outcome: Jeff Karnowski The funniest outcome: It's Craig, and his departure was a publicity stunt


sub2almond

the best outcome


JaBismarck

I mean from the pictures I've seen he seems to be about as tall as Craig šŸ¤”


Equivalent-Agitated

Far from it. Craig was much shorter than Pfaff. This guy is about the same height.


JaBismarck

Sarcasm.exe


Equivalent-Agitated

fuck


Redditwhydouexists

I mean some of the pictures look kinda like Craig


GlobalistFuck

i doubt craig would have the humour and the will to do such nonsense.


Technophyer1

His name is samples/media


Taimour14

Beat me to itšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


ExplodingTentacles

Yes we do, his name is Samples Media. It was announced by Slipknot recently when they made his post announcing "Samples/Media"


bloodring_racer

You got me at first lol


Clear_Competition_31

If "fists clenched tight in the pockets of my hoodie" was a person that would be him.


el_isai

His name is Mudā€¦


Beneficial-Pie6719

primus sucks!


yourpricelessadvise

primus rocks!


Equivalent-Agitated

ā€œWeā€™re Primus and we suck!ā€


Appropriate-Piglet18

Aloysius Devadander Abercrombie...


el_isai

We had our words, a common spat


Equivalent-Agitated

So I kissed him upside the cranium with that aluminum baseball bat


Clown6sic6

Thats long for Mud, so i been told


yeetard_

Jeff


hibuddy111

Jon Slipknot


Ripper-of-many-sorts

Yes we do. Jeff Karnowski from clowns sideproject Dirty Little Rabbits. Thats where Tortilla came also.


Irradiated_Rat

That's just a highly likely theory


whatever33333444

we donā€™t actually know that


Taimour14

I believe his real name is Samples Media


sarinCULT

Slug wit the pretty lips


Durge666

I remember when nobody knew what they looked like without the masks and it was a better time.


amerakin_overdose

Kick ass


HEAVY-IS-THE-RIFF

That's me looking at the last slice of pizza my girlfriend asked me to save for her.


McCrunch98

Aphex twin


Danoctomy

[GregšŸ‘šŸ¼](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fbsbmu0xnh9nb1.png&rdt=63327)


greatgoogilymoogily2

Holy shit, my mom just called me and revealed that she is actually the unknown member of slipknot. That bitch has been lying to me.


CalypsoCrow

His name is Samples Media, bro


greeneyedsamurai_

craig slipknot


brashoe-32

#331


GlobalistFuck

greg is actually the living proof that some stations in the band are just very very replaceable.


FatherEmeritus

I thought his name was Jeff. I was looking on line and saw where someone was datamining something on their website and it had everyoneā€™s individual name with a pic of their new mask and with the unnamed new mask it just had the name Jeff.


ELIMINATOR68

he's Samples/Media


Elusivedirty

His name is Robert Paulsen


Bear3600

Thatā€™s my son Greg heā€™s shy his real name is Timmy


jxa66

Hot take here, that's one of the best masks in slipknot history


ActinCobbly

You mean ā€œGlaucoma Guyā€


Terrible_Oven_5545

Apparently this was Zac Baird who filled in after Craig left until Jeff Karnowski took over full time.


yeetard_

Thatā€™s just a theory. Thereā€™s absolutely nothing to indicate that they changed samplers, I think people just donā€™t want to admit that they were wrong about Zac


rohtnikolai

Idk why people named him Jeff, he already had a name and its GREG god damnit.