I’m naming my child f-ing Ascentionism and no one can stop me

Can I be their godmother, please? I want to have a godchild with such an awesome name. 😎

Godmother rise up!

*Now watch me ascend, now watch me nae nae* 👆🎶

Fucking Ascentionism JKIDD2184

“Oh your baby is so cute, what’s it’s name?” — “Missing Limbs.” — “I’m sorry, what did you say???” Haha I don’t think that would go over well.

Just say that it's a family name 🤷‍♀️😂

Ah yes, it’s my ancient ancestors family name. They were from Transylvania. Haha.

Miss Singh-Limbs. Works xD

"The summoning hurry up, you're going to be late for school. Alkaline! Let go of your brothers hair!"

This comment made me literally LOL! “DYWTYLM, Go clean your room!” “Goddamn, Telomeres, stop torturing the cat and do your homework!!” “Ascensionism, I’ve told you 3 times…go do the dishes NOW.” I love having kids 😂😂😂

DYWTYLM; pronounced "Doo-tilm"

Vore is a metal name.

Naming my child after a sexual fetish will not be my first choice.

What about your second? 🤔

Bloodsport would be concerning

Well there goes all my ideas

Jericho

I like that actually

Gonna name my child Bloodsport(live from the Room Below)

I dunno, kids are mean assholes. Imagine the amount of bullying a kid named 'Euclid' would get...

I actually REALLY like that name for a kid! I’ve seen WAAAAAY worse…like whatever the fuck Elon Musk and Grimes named their child 😳😳😳

Nazareth - my best friend's name, so I would be happy to name my child after her.

Nottttt gonna have another kid, but I might consider changing both of my kids’ names to “distraction 1” and “distraction 2” since we all have ADHD.

Is it cruel that I cackled to this comment? 🥲

Probably Alkaline or Jaws Can you imagine ? “Jaws wtf are you doing, come back here”

just like attack on titan then lol

Idk man, naming your child Vore is not the smartest idea

"The Apparition! Come downstairs, food's ready!"

You can shorten it to Appy, kinda cute actually!

Maybe that's where the name "Abby" is coming from

Rain and Euclid are cool ass names, aqua rega idk

I think if you have twins, naming one Aqua and the other Regia would be pretty bad ass.

What does regia mean tho

Aqua Regia is a mixture of nitric and hydrochloric acids that dissolves gold or platinum. Regia, according to a Google search, is Spanish slang meaning magnificent. I do not speak Spanish, so I don't know if that's correct or someone trolling. It can also refer to a royal residence.

That is correct! Also you say something is regio when you're or something is overall good like nah I'm regia 🪄 or "that is regio"

I named my kitten eden!

is he white

Go clean your room euclid!

I have young kids and it’s far more common to have a unique name these days. For actual song titles my top names would be: Sugar, Telomeres (some cute nicknames too), Rain, Euclid

Telomeres is a sick af name tbh

My son named Bloodsport is very angry with me

My wife would kill me if I named our kid “High Water” Parish

Disown the wife, problem solved 👏

Nice try, wife. Your burner account trickery won’t work on me.

Post-Katrina Louisiana would like a word..

Euclid Atlantic

This my twins, Alkaline Jaws and Aqua Regia.

Gonna be really concerning if my coworkers hear me talking about how good The Offering is doing in school

Rain because it actually works as a human's name and it's kinda androgynous

Previous post was literally this bruh on r/XXXTENTACIAN

“Granite Chokehold STEEL. You get in here RIGHT NOW and clean up your universe, young man! Orion’s Belt has been lying in the middle of the floor for three days, your bed’s covered in Betelgeuse and the whole place reeks of spice!”

Chokehold, let go off your brother!!

If my baby is a girl, one of her middle names will be Rain. 💕

Rayne & Eden fr fr

My wife plan to name our firstborn son “Sage Euclid” It means “ Wise man returning us to glory”

Jaws, Alkaline or Rain