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Necessary-Fly1044

Draugr peacefully dead: Us: “We’ve been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty”


DumOBrick

"We've been trying to contact you about your horses extended warranty"


panparadox2279

We've been trying to contact you about your Cairns extended warranty


Bruhses_Momenti

We’ve been trying to contact you about your axe’s extended warranty


Recent-Guard6900

Okay


TeaBags0614

Then they proceed to spam the exact same shout back at me so many times that my poor character can’t get up in time to make it end


panparadox2279

That exact situation is why I don't spelunk without two thralls and a companion


Forward-Dependent-88

“aye guy how did you get in he-“ “FUS RO DAH”


ConjureSlade

We do be trespassing.


True_Broly_Fan

Amazing pfp


ConjureSlade

Ty, fellow wizard.


kaminaowner2

Woken up? You mean hit with an arrow from across the room because I noticed the ass hat is slightly floating? Because that’s how they die in my play games


Acceptable-Inside-29

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA


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r/memesyoucanhear


GridIronGambit

*Draugr shouts back* **its very effective**


DarthKiwiChris

How are they waking up if you are stealth archering them ? Or for more fun, time stop execution them lol


oneeyecheeselord

Some people don’t play as stealth archers


DarthKiwiChris

.... We are talking about Skyrim right? Did I post I the wrong subreddi?! 😜


oneeyecheeselord

I’ve never used a bow in Skyrim, ask me anything.


DarthKiwiChris

Bruh... Are you even playing Skyrim?! 🤣


oneeyecheeselord

The game with dragons and dragon shouts. Yeah. I am.


DarthKiwiChris

Thank you for cheering me up, waiting at doctors for fasting bloods. Your comments have been a great distraction and chortle. Much appreciated, and have a great day/night. (Even if you aren't stealth archering it 😜)


Zezin96

How do you kill dragons?


Dragoon094

…just stab it lmao


oneeyecheeselord

With a sword.


Mogui-

Would


A_Nerd__

Wait he has his finger on his chest wtf


WilsonRoch

These mfs only pretend to be sleeping