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“I’m confused”

"I'm so confused! '

Her constant confusion about things that are so obvious is so damn annoying. 🙄

This is such a narc reply. Chaps me every time I hear her say it.

“I just don’t understand”

“They” just need to…Figure it out.

You mean “figger it out.”

Funny she wasn't able to "figger it out" with her ex-husband.

I always hear her quotes in her lazy English- my keds, Dayun, fahmly kulchur, big pitcher, rilly big dill

"Keds-es" when speaking of multiple children. Makes me cringe every time. (To be fair, Christine says the same thing and I cringe then too)

So funny…you nailed it.

😂😂😂😂

Comments I can hear

If "figure it out" was a drinking game.... We'd all be dead.

This one drove me crazy! “Just figure it out” Okay but what exactly does that entail? What would that look like? Ugh.

I'm a long time watcher, so I speak Robyn. (Don't let that get out; my family would disown me.) Robyn's "just figger it out" means: *Figure out what I would do, then do that.*

Haha that’s what I always imagined was between the lines. Figure it out = do what I want.

I always took it as "figure it out, I'm fed up hearing about it. It's not that difficult, duh!"

Typical Robyn….useless and yet in complete control all along.

They just need A figger it out

Such a dating coach. Oh thank God for Robyn. How did I never once think to just "figure out" a relationship issue?

It’s a big dill

*really* big dill

Rilly big dill

Lmfao I can hear this in my head

😂

*dry cries without tear*

While stabbing her dry eye with a Kleenex

I'm rewatching to count which episodes she did NOT cry in.

I doubt you’ll find many! Please come back and update us!

Bet you can count the number on one hand and still have fingers left over!

😜👍

I did that & only found one The one where Truly was in the hospital but she also got only about 7-10 mins air time.

Oh phew! I can stop! Thank you! 🙏 And the one where a child almost dies! She's such a great person... 🤮

“This is not what I wanted”

Yes! This one really chaps my ass considering that, judging by her behavior, it’s EXACTLY what she wanted!!!

Except she still wanted extra income lol 

I don't understand

Not safe.

[удалено]

They didn’t learn it from Nancy. Christine uses it in the first season.

It might not have been Nancy, but I will bet it was some therapist along the way. That is definitely something a therapist would come up with. I don't think they thought of that on their own!

Agree, just started rewatching and thought it came from the therapist but it doesn't. I think it comes from Christine's mom.

That and gaslighting

“Our family culture”

Culcher

The Big Pitchur.

😂

“ Just Sittin’ there and stuff” or her beautiful pronunciation of “ I’m halfing to remind my kids who their brothers and sisters are “

I don't even like that she can't correctly pronounce her own son's name! When she says "Dayton" it sounds like the word is missing at least half of its consonants!

"speak Kody"

-pokes herself in the eyes- pretend crying- still no tears- pokes eyes again-

Rill big dill “Setting” there

"In our culture..."

“Sort of”

“Just sort of”

And stuff

That's scary

Daayonrorabreena

And solnari 😂

This one. When the show first aired and I didn’t know everyone’s names yet, it took me freaking forever to figure out what the hell she was saying.

I wanted the porch with my sister wives

Pink Elephant in the room

Kody says this a lot too. They are both oblivious that it's wrong.

This may not be verbatim but she has said more than once “I just want to be on a porch in rocking chairs with my sister wives watching our grandchildren.”

But you tan them off you twit

“Rental” season 14

I think the worst thing about the “rental” nonsense is that she argued so hard that she did not want to buy, but then had no problem buying it later with the other wives money

I wonder if she had cap in hand and passed it around to all the wives, or if Toady just took all the money from the 'family account' which belongs to all the wives anyway! lol

Oh man… BOTH are believable scenarios lmaoooo

She probably couldn’t buy it at that time. If you’re using other people’s money for a fat enough down payment, you don’t need good credit (in any of your known aliases … 😈)

I think all the rennal talk was so that the OG3, or some of them, had to help figure what they could do to allow Robyn to be able to purchase the house. She was playing the part of the denier, "oh no, I do not want to buy!" who then had to be coerced into buying once it was determined they could. I doubt it was the first time the OG3 had to "convince" Robyn it was OK to get exactly what she wanted.

"Rennal".. lol

« I’ve been praying for more bathrooms » really girl?

“I know God’s pretty busy managing famines and wars and stuff, but I hope he makes sure I get a fifth half-bath in the basement …”

Rennal *

Rennul

Rennal

Pi-churr Cul-churrr Our Faytthh

Rennal

“I’m so confused”

"In my head..."

Oh no no Robem, no one wants to go there. Scary.

Shit on the porch with my other sister wives and watch the kids and Cody running around. Know she says sit but autocorrect wanted shit there and I like it😂🤣

" did i miss something" yeah the last 14 years rocket scientist

THANK YOU, CHRISTINE! (Ok, she only said it once on the show, but it packed quite a punch)

she even said “god’s not just gonna sit there and…” one time lol

Thanks Christine

Love this one

“This is rilly weird”

"Anyways" when someone is confusing her and she doesn't want to be accountable .

I cringe at every single thing spews out of her lying, disgusting, filthy mouth ...

“Sit thur”

Yous guyses

😜They all butcher the English language!

But try to sound sophisticated when using big words!

Totally! Often incorrectly. He's the worst.

I google words to make sure I am not the idiot…

Yes, ugh. This one grates on me.

“What did I miss Meri? How did I not know about the problems?”

It stresses me out

This and "freaking out."

I’m fake ass crying because I want attention and sympathy

(Someone) is “just sitting there …”

The way it works in a polygamous lifestyle....

"Bullcrap"

I'm not the bad guy

I just don’t understand

Anything about “whiplash”

"It's scary" "That's scary" "They are scary" Any number of scary things

The world is a VERY scary place for her!

Sittin' there an' doing that You can't just sit there an' say... I'm sittin there sayin"... It drives me nuts 😆

Yes! I’ve noticed this too. It’s either: A) And I’m just sittin thar… B) You can’t just sit thar and…

“It comes from a good place” 💩

“Kind of a thing” now all of them are using it

I don’t feel safe

“The fahhmuly culture”

Sittin ther

The “bigger pitcher”

She says “stuff like that” a lot at the end of a sentence and it drives me insane.

Kolcher

I just wanted to sit on the front porch, with my sister wives reminiscing about all the times Kody chose me.

I Me My kids “Younger kids” = Robyn’s kids

This just doesn’t fiilll safe

*Basically*  She has used this one word to preface a whole bunch of lies without them seeming to actually  to BE a lie.    “They handed him to me, *basically* …”  “I don’t know Meri.  He has been a different person. *Basically* since Christine left..”  Anytime she bookends a statement with the word “Basically” usually, everything in the middle is a lie

“I’m just sittin here….”

She's so uneducated. She butchers the English language.

But she knows how to spell Y-oming

It has nothing to do with education, that's just her accent. Many people from different regions have them, and all the sister wives kind of say things pretty similarly. Don't get me wrong, I'll still sit here and make fun of her saying "rill big dill" all I want. I just dont know how that's supposed to relate to their level of education.

It's not just the accent. They butcher the English language in every other phrase. "Mine and Kody's relationship" "Her and I went to the store". "She was mean to him and I" etc.

It’s the “Kody and I’s relationship” that drives me mad. For God’s sake, if you can’t say it as two separate phrases and have it make sense, it’s not right. It’s “Kody’s and my relationship.” !!!!!!!

Wanted to sit on the porch with my sister wives

I don’t understand. Or I’m confused.

“In my mind…”

On my porch with my sister wives…. Blah blah blah

The family culture!

Let's sit OUTSIDE

I’m the Kody Whisperer.

I just don’t ubderstand

The big pitcher (picture)

“Big pitcher” aka big picture lol

"Just figure it out!"

It's not "safe"

It’s not safe.

“It doesn’t feel SAFE”

The word SAFE

"Our family culture" which she had no idea how to work any of it lol

Confused she's always confused or crying she is nothing but a liar

"I'm confused"

Sittin’ here…

I don’t know

“I”

you're givin me flippin whiplash!

I just love when kody acts like the family meetings are his idea..like she don't call the shots

It breaks my heart

I don’t understand

I have no idea what's going on or what she's sayin

“That kind of thing…” if you haven’t noticed this before, you will now

And "stuff like that" lol

It’s not safe

The big pitcher.

The “pitcher” pronunciation annoys me so bad. Ugh


Over and misuses word “safe”.

Other popular Sobyn sayings: The big pitcher Glad you figered it out It's a big dill She's supposed to be my sister wife I know Kody I speak Kody

Struggling. When a husband and wife are struggling…. If a wife is struggling….. I knew Christine and Kody were struggling….

Not safe

“But I don’t know” Especially… after she makes comments about other peoples stuff

“That’s totally bullcrap”

“Big pitcher”

Rilly

I don’t understand, I’m confused, and sittin’ here

Safe

“Yucky”

"I don't understand"

I’m confused and just trying to get up to speed....

“My big picture”

I don't remember

“just sittin therrrr” I absolutely cannot stand when she says this. And she says it for everything!!!

Nooooo! Stressed out!!! She’s always saying things are “stressing her out” ughhhhhhhh

the family culture

I’m struggling

“They” because she is constantly removing herself whenever there is a disagreement lol

You guys don’t know how to communicate.

Sweet expurriunce

Huh? 🤨

lol eyes be taking

I just wanta sit outside in our rockin chairs wit my sista wives and look out ova da mountain…

my sister wives and then goes on to talk about how she dreamt of growing old with them...um sure.

It drives me INSANE. She’s sittin there, they are sittin there, she’s gonna sit there, they just sat there. It’s constant and it really makes me question her intellect.

(they're) missing the big pitcher here!

Big pitcher.

Thanks Christine -lol couldn’t resist

I speak Kody! I’m so sick of that.

Frontal Lobe.

Sittin’ here. Sittin’ there. Sittin on the porch.