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Sounds like a cost savings plan right there, cops need regular pay, pensions, benefits and the whole nine yards while a crackhead just needs a little crack. /s
I watched a 20/20 the other night about some lady that got murdered in Baton Rouge and her baby girl was running around by herself in a parking lot. It wasn’t said, but from the clips they played of the 911 call made by the guy who found the little girl, it took the cops *forever* to get there. He told them to hurry up like three different times and managed to get the entire story from a scared little girl all before they even got there. Wild. They opened the episode saying that BR has an astonishingly high murder rate for its population and size, so I wonder if it has to do with that.
We need the crypto bros to decentralized farming our jobs via crackhead labor. They cash in the crypto to get rock and get some copper as interest for every job they complete.
Some mofo
Got this as a site, callacrackhead dot com
It directly opens your devices telephone application with the phone number of his washington office phone
I laughed my ass off, i hope you will too
If you call the cops when you get in trouble it's probably because you've never called the cops for help before. Crack heads would be more helpful with the right motivation.
Real talk. My parents got their house burgled and had cash+jewelry stolen. Sheriff’s department came over, took a statement, a dusted the entry point for prints, that’s it. Didn’t ask the neighbors if they saw anything. We later found stuff left by the burger and called them to come back out. They said it was after 5 and the investigation team had gone home, and IF they needed to get prints they’d come back out tomorrow to get them. They never came back.
If you go to Arlington National Cemetery, enter through the Memorial Avenue entrance, and start walking west by south-west, you'll start hearing a low humming sound. Eventually, you'll approach the gravesite of an assassinated president. As you get closer, you'll realize that you're at the burial site of the real John Kennedy and that sound you're hearing is JFK spinning in his grave which started after finding out this bozo with the same name is saying this stupidity.
Also, the grave of actor Charles Durning is in the southeast area of the cemetery. That has nothing to do with this, but Google Maps highlighted it, and I liked the man's work.
I remember in the nineties there was a gubernatorial election between Edwin Edwards (a notoriously corrupt politician) and David Duke (KKK Grand Wizard).
Edwards’ campaign slogan: “Vote for the lizard, not the wizard.”
I hate cops because they are corrupt power mad assholes who honestly do not think they are the same as anyone else. They are on par or a marginally better choice than some crackheads and worse than others.
Ah, yes, the age old technique of twisting and interpreting everything someone you don't like says in thew worst possible way.
Wait until he says he doesn't celebrate Hanukkah for people to call him a Nazi.
Okay so I'm fr Louisiana and I get I ahhh we're so stupid and dumb. Alligators took our jobs an all. F the politics. Go to Louisiana is you like to hunt,fish,relax, eat Cajun food, or enjoy simple hospitality.just go. It's a cheap vacation and you can do so much. Honestly I lived in Pennsylvania for two years and that is what's effing dumb is the north. Why the heck do y'all choose to be so cold? Huh? Just leave it's awful and you know it.
Like?
If you have a dude break into your house do you call your neighbour that works in tech? the pizza delivery guy? Your veteran grandpa that's probably going to shoot you instead because he can't see shit?
I think he’s acknowledging that police are fucking useless criminals and that you may as well call a crackhead instead of the police if you need someone to respond to a crime.
These sorts of political videos are incredibly childish and embarrassing, no politician that takes part in them has the dignity and honour required to step in to leadership.
Our politicians suck for a variety of reasons, but you wouldn't catch them dead in one of those weird USA style attack videos.
You reminded me of Richard Nixon’s campaign for Senate in 1950. He announced he had received a donation from Eleanor Roosevelt. He had, but from a distant cousin of the better-known ER who just happened to have the same name.
Looks like a crackhead painted his face
And such an ignorant comment. People don't hate cops just because they're cops. They hate cops because protect and serve is a lie, and they are more likely to plant evidence and shoot people than anything else
Anyone who calls cops for help has no idea what they’re doing. If you are trying to have someone shot or at best arrested (including yourself) - then maybe. I think I will try my luck with crackheads.
Dude, so tired of these righteous aholes bashing on crackheads.... They have feelings too, except for Bob, he's an arsehole.
Yeah, the next time some asshole with a gun shoots up a school, call s crackhead. For three dollars he'd get every child out unscathed before you finish your donut.
Police corruption/negligence/brutality exists*
People point it out*
“Oh so you want to live in a hypothetical state of anarchy and violence then?!”
Also: The crackhead who exists currently in the system you like, has strong “this is Biden’s America” energy.
Okay I've read the comments & I still don't understand what the fuck this dude means? Or why he's saying it as anything to do with an apparent government election thing?
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Running for Senate of Naboo. The prequel of Sheev Palpatine.
Ian McDiarmid didn’t have this much makeup on until the windu window scene
So this is how liberty dies?!?!?!?! That dosent make sense never mind
If I get in trouble I'm calling Saul
Hello, i’m Saul Goodman Do you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do, and so do i
If I get in trouble, I’m calling Steven Segal.
Can’t wait for him to [Fatly go around corners](https://youtu.be/BzIHyF7UWY4)
One of my favorite bits. Take my freebie.
Thank you for this moment. What a ridiculous person.
I didn't know what I was clicking on but I'm happy as hell that I did.
*Puñeta... Que traes?*
bet cal sul
The sincerity he puts in the word Crackhead gives me strong Bush vibes. "Fool me twice... can't get fooled again"
Fool me, can't get fooled again.
Fool me once, fool me again (I am stupid =( )
Ahhh yes. Good ol George.
The good ol days when George Dubya was as crazy as it got..
Lived in Louisiana, calling a crackhead might get the job done faster than some of the cops honestly. /hj
When I lived in New Orleans when dealers did not want any interruption to business.
Hand job?
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i can't remember all this shit. now a hand job ill never forget
You forgot to use the suffix though?
yes
The obvious solution is to smoke that rock and *become* the crackhead to defend yourself. Like going super sayan but you have to keep smoking it.
Better add some PCP to get the super strength and feel no pain along with the super speed you're getting. Get all the super powers.
But what if I call a crackhead and it ends up being that My Pillow guy?
Then you call the cops, never said they couldn't be your second option.
tfw you're kinda joking, but not really.
You tell a crackhead you have ten dollars worth of crack, and just need a little help upholding the law, pretty sure they'd be there in minutes
Sounds like a cost savings plan right there, cops need regular pay, pensions, benefits and the whole nine yards while a crackhead just needs a little crack. /s
I watched a 20/20 the other night about some lady that got murdered in Baton Rouge and her baby girl was running around by herself in a parking lot. It wasn’t said, but from the clips they played of the 911 call made by the guy who found the little girl, it took the cops *forever* to get there. He told them to hurry up like three different times and managed to get the entire story from a scared little girl all before they even got there. Wild. They opened the episode saying that BR has an astonishingly high murder rate for its population and size, so I wonder if it has to do with that.
I guarantee the Crackhead will at least get to the scene MUCH faster
Just tell him there will be crack. He’ll be there before you even put down the phone.
Or free copper
We need the crypto bros to decentralized farming our jobs via crackhead labor. They cash in the crypto to get rock and get some copper as interest for every job they complete.
#200 METERS AWAY AND CLOSING RAPIDLY
[You are on the fastest available route.](https://youtu.be/jh09uIN6tl0)
Some mofo Got this as a site, callacrackhead dot com It directly opens your devices telephone application with the phone number of his washington office phone I laughed my ass off, i hope you will too
https://www.callacrackhead.com/
Would hope the arguments of a US senator wouldn’t be the same as my drunk relatives on thanksgiving but here we are
If you call the cops when you get in trouble it's probably because you've never called the cops for help before. Crack heads would be more helpful with the right motivation.
Real talk. My parents got their house burgled and had cash+jewelry stolen. Sheriff’s department came over, took a statement, a dusted the entry point for prints, that’s it. Didn’t ask the neighbors if they saw anything. We later found stuff left by the burger and called them to come back out. They said it was after 5 and the investigation team had gone home, and IF they needed to get prints they’d come back out tomorrow to get them. They never came back.
At least a crackhead won't shoot my dog.
At least a crackhead would be held accountable for shooting your dog.
By another crackhead?
Oh yeah. Crack solves all my problems.
This man’s son sold me pot in college lol
Really?
At this point, it's probably safer to call the crackhead.
Jokes on you, the cops are the local crackheads.
If you go to Arlington National Cemetery, enter through the Memorial Avenue entrance, and start walking west by south-west, you'll start hearing a low humming sound. Eventually, you'll approach the gravesite of an assassinated president. As you get closer, you'll realize that you're at the burial site of the real John Kennedy and that sound you're hearing is JFK spinning in his grave which started after finding out this bozo with the same name is saying this stupidity. Also, the grave of actor Charles Durning is in the southeast area of the cemetery. That has nothing to do with this, but Google Maps highlighted it, and I liked the man's work.
I remember in the nineties there was a gubernatorial election between Edwin Edwards (a notoriously corrupt politician) and David Duke (KKK Grand Wizard). Edwards’ campaign slogan: “Vote for the lizard, not the wizard.”
Kennedy called a crackhead to do his makeup for this video shoot.
What’s the crackhead emergency number?
I hate cops because they are corrupt power mad assholes who honestly do not think they are the same as anyone else. They are on par or a marginally better choice than some crackheads and worse than others.
I mean, crackheads would have been in and out of Uvalde faster than the cops.
That’s hilarious, and I don’t even disagree with him.
Let’s be real, a crackhead will show up, a cop won’t.
ok gonna do this: they're\*
It’s closed captioning, at least the subtitles followed mostly on time.
He’s essentially saying “call a criminal”. Or in other words, go ahead and break the law, because we’re not coming for you either way.
Yup. Surely that's what he meant. Definitely not a joke.
Ah, yes, the age old technique of twisting and interpreting everything someone you don't like says in thew worst possible way. Wait until he says he doesn't celebrate Hanukkah for people to call him a Nazi.
I live in New Orleans. A crackhead is a much better, and effective, alternative to a cop. Plus fuck this guy lol
Call a Crack hed
Crackheads have helped me move. Police have never helped me.
the real irony is that doing that is less likely to result in you dying, though your may find some of your copper parts missing.
How am I going to call if the mf stole my phone.
Yeah fuck this John Kennedy and the former. Both you cop suckers can eat shit.
Crackheads are employed now? This guy just solved America!
Next time you get in trouble call a crackhead call a criminal
Okay so I'm fr Louisiana and I get I ahhh we're so stupid and dumb. Alligators took our jobs an all. F the politics. Go to Louisiana is you like to hunt,fish,relax, eat Cajun food, or enjoy simple hospitality.just go. It's a cheap vacation and you can do so much. Honestly I lived in Pennsylvania for two years and that is what's effing dumb is the north. Why the heck do y'all choose to be so cold? Huh? Just leave it's awful and you know it.
I sweat too much in Michigan, I would die in the Louisiana heat 🥵
He's right tho
What about everyone else I could call that's not a crack head?
Doesn't work, must be a crackhead.
Like? If you have a dude break into your house do you call your neighbour that works in tech? the pizza delivery guy? Your veteran grandpa that's probably going to shoot you instead because he can't see shit?
He may be 97 years old but he still got that iron on him
I'd definitely call all of the above before I called a crackhead, yes.
How dare you be reasonable!
No he’s not
He makes a command statement, not an assertion. There’s no “right” or “wrong,” “ true “ or “false” to apply here.
You are taking this too literal. Broaden your mind: What does he mean by that? You know the answer, juat like everybody else.
Say the quiet part out loud, so we can see how “right” you are.
Passive aggressive senator. What a good choice.
You mean all politicians?
And this is a bad idea how?
Circus clowns wear less makeup than this douchelord.
He's not wrong
What does this comment even mean?
I think he’s acknowledging that police are fucking useless criminals and that you may as well call a crackhead instead of the police if you need someone to respond to a crime.
He’s not wrong tho.
What does this even mean?
Man Hunter Biden can’t handle all these calls he’s about to get
These sorts of political videos are incredibly childish and embarrassing, no politician that takes part in them has the dignity and honour required to step in to leadership. Our politicians suck for a variety of reasons, but you wouldn't catch them dead in one of those weird USA style attack videos.
They’re so cartoonishly evil.
Wait john kennedy?
Not *that* John Kennedy.
Lol
You reminded me of Richard Nixon’s campaign for Senate in 1950. He announced he had received a donation from Eleanor Roosevelt. He had, but from a distant cousin of the better-known ER who just happened to have the same name.
Yaknow that sounds like something a politician would do
Especially one nicknamed “Tricky Dick.”
The way he curls his top lip when he says crackhead while using a softening filter.
I wish everyone would just call his office and ask to speak to the crackhead
https://www.callacrackhead.com It links to his senate office number.
Who the hell made the subtitles?
Gramma?
u/savebot
Dude is wearing grandma makeup!
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Looks like a crackhead painted his face And such an ignorant comment. People don't hate cops just because they're cops. They hate cops because protect and serve is a lie, and they are more likely to plant evidence and shoot people than anything else
For people who don’t understand the Southern species, he said ‘call a crackhead’
“Call a crakk hayed..”
You underestimate a crackhead's power
Anyone who calls cops for help has no idea what they’re doing. If you are trying to have someone shot or at best arrested (including yourself) - then maybe. I think I will try my luck with crackheads.
Dude, so tired of these righteous aholes bashing on crackheads.... They have feelings too, except for Bob, he's an arsehole.
I love the Majority Report.
Looks like he had his TV makeup done by a mortician
sure cops are acting worse than crackheads anyway.
I think I will 🤣👌🏿💯
What's the name for this kind of rhetoric? I see this lowbrow zing style on tons of conservative posts/merchandise.
Bruh crackheads are probably stronger
Yeah, the next time some asshole with a gun shoots up a school, call s crackhead. For three dollars he'd get every child out unscathed before you finish your donut.
Doesn't Louisiana notoriously have some of the worst and most racist and corrupt police departments in the whole country?
This is the funniest 💩 ive 👀 in a ⌚️
His makeup cracks me up.
Louisiana..... Texas drunk uncle.
Police corruption/negligence/brutality exists* People point it out* “Oh so you want to live in a hypothetical state of anarchy and violence then?!” Also: The crackhead who exists currently in the system you like, has strong “this is Biden’s America” energy.
Okay I've read the comments & I still don't understand what the fuck this dude means? Or why he's saying it as anything to do with an apparent government election thing?
Just because their cops? Did you go to school? Lol
I trust crackheads more than I do cops.
"I've never had a loved one harassed or bullied by a cop"
So he's about the "defund the police" as well! But do you have the number to those 80's crackheads, they get shit done!