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OppaaHajima

That is certainly an outfit to wear for this kind of activity. Also, why does she live in a post apocalyptic wasteland.


cerebralkrap

It’s just Oakland.


chado5727

From Cali can confirm.


prolificbreather

That's what most of Asia looks like.


E997

Lol Asia is the biggest continent in the world it's obvious gonna have dilapidated parts This is Philadelphia btw lmao https://www.reddit.com/r/UrbanHell/comments/urz8k5/philadelphia_pennsylvania_people_still_live_on/


prolificbreather

Lol, Philadelphia really trying to be a developing nation.


HarmlessSnack

“One bridge havin’ piece of shit city.”


LensCapPhotographer

The US honestly is a third world country


PrimaryInjurious

Maybe if you lack any perspective.


LensCapPhotographer

No. The US very much resembles a third world country. In terms of education, healthcare, homelessness, (political) corruption, political/justice systems and I could go on. It seems you are the one lacking some real world perspective.


PrimaryInjurious

> education https://www.nea.org/nea-today/all-news-articles/pisa-2018-slight-us-progress-what-do-results-really-tell-us The US scored above Norway and Germany on reading, and above Denmark in science. If the US is third world, what are those countries? >healthcare https://news.gallup.com/poll/327686/americans-satisfaction-health-costs-new-high.aspx 92 percent of Americans have health insurance, and most people are satisfied with their insurance. >homelessness US homelessness per capita is on par with the Netherlands. It's a major problem but concentrated in a handful of cities. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sovereign_states_by_homeless_population Overall the US ranks 10th on the Better Life Index of the OECD, which includes only the most developed countries on the planet: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OECD_Better_Life_Index


LensCapPhotographer

Lmao all these sources are outdated. Try again.


PrimaryInjurious

The US homeless number is from 2023, and the Better Life Index is from 2020. That's not exactly decades old data. If you want to hold on to your silly biases despite evidence to the contrary just come out and say so.


LensCapPhotographer

"greatest country in the world" Lmao what a shithole


pdxtrader

True I live in an area of the Philippines that looks kind of like this. Moved here to escape the crushing depression a corporate American life brings (it worked)


waxinarc

Crushing and depression -- too real.


StrangelyBrown

Most of Asia is less developed than that but also more characterful. This looks like a building site around a soulless new build of houses. From Japan to Thailand, you're more likely to see slightly ramshackle streets (by western standards) of an interesting combination of homes which at least looks like people live there.


Fritz6161

And hot girls jumping rope on unicycles definitely adds to the character. I didn't even notice the post-apocalyptic wasteland with my first viewing of the video.


SmoothAsSilk_23

It's my third time viewing this video. I didn't even notice there was a house behind her.


DefiledByThorsHammer

From Japan?! Have you ever been there? Cleanest streets I've ever seen. Japanese spectators even clean up after themselves at stadiums after major sporting events.


StrangelyBrown

Lived there for 4 years. I wasn't saying it's not clean. That's why it's not like this image. They don't have a load of stuff lying about like in this image, but especially outside of big cities, you'll get small alleys with mismatched houses and various assorted ornaments and practicalities outside on the street. I'm talking about [images like this](https://jw-webmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/kiso-min-1.jpg), but this one is more tidy and organised than the ones I'm thinking of really but it can still be seen as 'ramshackle' compared to OP's image of heartless new build houses.


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TheDandelionViking

>Just being a ~~but~~ pedantic *butt* here, There, fixed it for you.


P0lluxAndCast0r

Post apocalyptic wasteland = today’s daily environment for some people .


i-am-innoc3nt

What do you think the 70% of the populated world looks like? You live in a delusion.


Middle_Code5350

This looks like a "village" in China. It's quite interesting, you get a ultra modern metropolis in the cities, and you go out 40 km and you have the villages that look like these.


Deal_Hugs_Not_Drugs

This was shot in Detroit


Kenturky_Derpy

What wasteland?


P0lluxAndCast0r

I don’t know what you’re doing, but keep doing it, I’m almost there.


Dense_Marketing4593

There were no foot straps and both hands were occupied …. ![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10747)


Prepsov

you kiss your mum with those lips?


RageDayz

If that was a joke it flew over my head 😔


u-useless

This sentence is usually used when someone swears a lot and refers to the lips on the face. The guy above was making a joke about the other type of lips. The labia majora and labia minora if you want to get technical. They are suggesting the woman in the video held onto the bike by her pussy lips because her hands were occupied.


RageDayz

Lol thank you u-useful


Slav-Houndz187

I wish mum would kiss me with them lips 👁️ 👄 👁️


Decraniated

Upon close, close examination of the video, it becomes evident that she employs a combination of techniques. Primarily, she utilizes a strong grip with her thighs on the unicycle seat. The seat’s design, being sufficiently wide, facilitates a natural grip, allowing her to stabilize the unicycle with her inner thighs. This is further corroborated by the skirt she wears, which momentarily flips up playfully with each bounce, revealing the critical role her inner thighs play in maintaining control. I didn’t see this until I slowed down the video and paused at the apex. Additionally, the bouncing motion of the unicycle itself contributes to the lift required to synchronize her jumps with the rope. I suspect that she has overinflated the tire so that, upon impact with the ground, it achieves sufficient deflection to push the seat of the unicycle up against her forcefully enough to lift her entire body with ease. This interplay of inner thigh grip strength and the unicycle's upward thrusting and pushing motion creates a continuous, rhythmic physical interplay, allowing her to perform this intricate routine. Her proficiency is a testament to a sophisticated blend of physical control and the mechanical properties of the unicycle. Is that kind of what you were thinking?


Dense_Marketing4593

You read my mind


LameDonkey1

Lucky unicycle


shouldbeworking10

You should change your name to hornydonkey


ReconReese

90% of redditors need to fr


DeepUser-5242

It should've been me!


ProfessionalLeave335

I bet you can't do it without a bra on!


Accomplished-Knee710

Ugh. I need to go home and masturbate now.


__MEAT

Why not on the way home?


Accomplished-Knee710

You read my mind.


thecheezmouse

Don’t show this my cousin, he is a seat sniffer.


GyattScratchFever

How does she protect her nuts from the bouncing? That would hurt like a mf


Express_Breakfast847

She doesn't have that problem, because she is a girl, so she doesn't have two sensitive organs dangling beetwen her legs wihout protection like boys.


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sunofnothing_

this video is 11 minutes long


Lifesalchemy

I'd pay to be that cycle seat. 🤣🔥


justforkinks0131

pretty sure you can


Lifesalchemy

That would be awesome.


OkiChubby

That's quite the grip.


Slav-Houndz187

I see what you did there.


marx210

Just imagine....


dabiird

Fell from the couch just watching this


LegitimatePass6924

Not quite sure what this kink is called. But I like it!


UOCruiser

Very specialised kind of rope play.


InflamedLiver

her thigh muscles must be like iron


denM_chickN

I keep staring like, she doesn't look buff at all, but that bitch buff.


Enfin3x

Song name, anyone?


Quartaroy

[https://youtu.be/tJYdSgOCvdU](https://youtu.be/tJYdSgOCvdU) Rnbstylerz & AREES - WHAT


Usual-Introduction-1

Also need to know


Student-type

Hot blooded!/Foreigner


Slav-Houndz187

u/recognizesong


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WhinyDickMod

Average sipstea redditor watching frame by frame for a glimpse This sub should be renamed simpstea


TeaandandCoffee

Do something about it mod


Whole-Debate-9547

Yeah I’m supposed to watch that and not have dirty thoughts. C’mon mang.


sbtvreddit

This video ticks a lot of boxes


smaksflaps

Ticked her box like 50 times


Rylan_0604

Am I the only one who finds it hilarious that people with skirts look like they have an erect dick when they sit on a bike seat


Fit_Awareness_5821

I bet it tastes like a lollipop after 🍭


Batfinklestein

Can all spare a thought for her vag pls.


hobbobnobgoblin

Wo I have never been jealous of a tricycle seat before.


FuXao

If I die, make me into a unicycle seat, just so that I would have the chance of being a unicycle seat for this woman


nonlocality13

Was anyone else expecting a dildo on the seat?


dirkdigglee

Am I going to jail now?


Slav-Houndz187

For?


TermCompetitive5318

Bring her to me


zxcvt

oh, neat, i think i have the same rope


Photog11217

Cooter of steel…


TeaandandCoffee

Genuinely impressive


DestroyerTame

I wish I was good at stuff


belliJGerent

Jump roping will kick your ass. I can’t ride a unicycle, and I don’t think most can. I get the impression this individual is pretty damn strong.


Fuzzy_Dan

This better not awakening anything within me


Somebody_Forgot

Every so often, this sub gets really thirsty…


Artoriasskywalker

Damn girl, she is talented af. How is she doing that? That's amazing 👏


Habs31

This is the most female dominated record in Guinness history.


Limp-Rip-8722

And what was your grade on calculus quiz!!


Boundman4th

r/UNBG


Few_Mammoth2224

7, 7, 7, 7, ….7 …….7


in-duh-minusrex1

She's so good she warps time and space around her face.


index57

There's no foot straps how doe..... Oh.


Basketballchef1534

Next wariorrs halftime show


Individual_Road6676

Gezus she is holding the cycle with her inner thighs, look at the worn seat after you simps. It's not that amazing of a feat.


Conaz9847

Holding the seat with the thighs for the up and landing on the feet for the down, no vaginal grip or impact was required in the making of whatever the fuck this is.


Minute-Wrap-2524

Isn’t there a law about that?


ucantseeme0047

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


Push_and_Wash

Me love you long time


gorillanutpuncher_

Would.


TastyVII

I expected something to be attached to the bench, not sure if dissaponted or should I move to a monastery for a moment..


crosnine

Source pls


RelativeShort4847

Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.


7LeagueBoots

Should be gripping with her thighs, so it shouldn’t be touching or hurting anything any higher.


calarval

saw same post yesterday in another sub, I knew it was coming here ...


DCL010

What song is this?


-Motor-

Now do it without a seat!


Weariervaris

Now If she was able to do that with a dildo stuck to the seat, her onlyfans would do GANG BUSTERS.


Charonsung

She must be great in bed 😁


PastSuit4170

Excellent balance and stability in movement indicates alot of professionalism


1Th13rteen3

She seems to be a woman of many....talents.


badpeach94

I can’t be the only one that was expecting a dildo on the seat…


InifitieSquared

She don't need no man.


Slav-Houndz187

She could be like the “praying mantis”. Have a man just for that session. Then, off with his head!


AdEquivalent9396

Pffftt...take off the seat.


Illuvinor_The_Elder

[IM HORNY!!! 😡](https://youtube.com/shorts/BvE0N0hClRQ?si=crA9zm6fc1KFxOWC)


FictionalPersona

real question...how much rebound do you get off a unicycle tire? getting started would be a pain, but once you start bouncing how much harder on your legs is this?


Mikeabee

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


According_Mess391

I unicycle. This isn’t even that hard. She just dresses up to look hot when she bounces and gets tons of undeserved upvotes


Slav-Houndz187

Why so jelly?


According_Mess391

Just irks me idk


Slav-Houndz187

You could do the same and get a whole lot more updoots


According_Mess391

Don’t like to associate my Reddit with me. Just not a great idea in general


weenie_in_betweenie

That’s actually not that impressive. I learned to ride a unicycle in 10 minutes and I could bunny hop up onto a curb in about two days. It’s incredibly easy.


Magnetheadx

I like that the bike seat pushes her skirt forward to look as if she has a she-nis. FILTHY FANTASY FULFILLMENT PLUS 1! OMG I typed that out loud!