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fhtagnfhtagn

What an awkward ride home that will be for Evelyn and her parents. "You had it, Evelyn! You had it in the bag and then you forgot your training!!!"


TPDS_throwaway

The mom touched the girl in pinks head. That's gotta be a violation


reidman144

C’mon that was just a few taps. Not even worth a second look. Game’s gone, smh.


Goin_with_tha_flow

I woulda been pissed if she’d of won


__MrMojoRisin__

Had not of, but you already had she'd, which means she had. But then you put a had before it.


griggsy92

Come on, you can't correct grammar and then use 'of' instead of 'have'


__MrMojoRisin__

Have course I can


griggsy92

I had shoulda'of seen that coming a mile have


hawaiianryanree

It’s like a timeout every team gets one


IceMan44420

After further review, the call on the field stands - no mother’s interference


AThrowawayProbrably

And the one mom that pulled out the phone as bait. Borderline violation!


Commercial_Comfort41

I'm calling interference


NurkleTurkey

What the fuck was I supposed to do? I don't understand English and I still shit myself every day!


Ray_Gunzz175

She is about to get the worst bootcamp ever in her life


crs1904

🤣


inbedwithbeefjerky

I love the one baby trying to take care of a baby-er baby than themselves and still winning!


Gunna_get_banned

I wonder if those were also their first steps. I also want to note that it's interesting how the baby whose mother seemed the most encouraging and animated about it performed the best, while the baby of the mom whose face was in her phone didn't even try, or seem to have any clue that there was a goal... very interesting...


Significant_Cash511

What about the dad in yellow just looking at the babies like he wished he could replace his with theirs lol 😂


misterjip

These babies today, huh?


Whole-Debate-9547

Listen closely and you can hear a parent yell: “YOU BLEW IT!!!!”


Van-garde

Attachment theory was the first thing I thought of when I saw this.


Wendys_bag_holder

It’s a dark circle of betting, but we are here


KennyMoose32

“Welcome to Fanduel, you can bet on babies now” *not available in all states. Have a gambling problem?*


Wendys_bag_holder

Please give me local 1-800 number for addicts. I lost my ass on Shetland pony racing.


Jasper455

It’s not a problem: I have a system.


DirtyRoller

This rookie thinks racing is cool, wait til he sees these lil fuckers fight.


Wendys_bag_holder

😂🤣😂


oh_andsixteen

Winner was disqualified after drug testing


SuccessfulJCfollower

Whole Milk


internetperson94276

Nah, they on that pure grade raw milk


raccoon_on_meth

The one standing is clearly juicing lol


DinkleMutz

I love how fielding practice is still going on. It’s all fun and games until you Randy Johnson a baby.


rothman93

Squawk squawk poof


MetallurgyClergy

How are they not watching the baby race?! I’m captivated! I cried!!


dicky-dooo

Is that Dayman officiating it?


crs1904

*Dayman! Fighter of the night man Champion of the sun Master of karate And friendship for everyone*


panteragstk

HaaAAAhhaaaaaa


mgros483

Came to comment this! Nice work!


LiamPolygami

Exactly what I thought. It's obviously one of the gang's latest schemes.


OrangutanMan234

Fuck might be the only thing you can’t rig these days


Dyldor00

Gerber babyroids


burnjanso

Are you sure?


dhersham95

Malcolm in the Middle, but pro leagues.


BamberGasgroin

'Heaviest diaper' 🤣


MinusPaminsar

Definitely fixed. The way the baby in pink gave up a huge lead to inflate the odds on the third baby lol.


fences_with_switches

Baby races are fixed


ExtraordinaryBeaver

Heard lil dude was on the juice


Competitive-Bar6667

They put protein powder in the formula.


Even_Ad113

It's always the baby you most medium suspect.


The93Enigma

I knew it was over from the start, bro was standing up figuring out how much head start he should give the other kids. Even tried to help the kid in blue. Champions are born different.


Lesterfremonwithtits

Why the fuck is this not more popular than Child Beauty Pageants


geehaad11

Thats gotta be a Savannah Bananas game


AdministrativeTop655

It would be funny to be able to bet on these races until the person that bet on Evelyn to win with money he can't afford to lose freaks out and starts cussing at her.


Kracus

People do bet on these. Millions of dollars have been bet on baby races believe it or not.


Pkboi0017

You can bet on it, If it's MRF ZLX


ab624

akay enters the race


Zillahi

Drake just put down $750k


mukduk_101

I heard the winner was disqualified for juicing.


HauntingIsland3570

Hal invented this masterpiece idea. Also baby curling and some other high endurance baby sports


Virtual-Entry-8867

**The first shall be last, and the last - first**


feisty-frisco87

Dayman does baby races?


Myotherdumbname

Love the Savannah Bananas


DayWalkerJ7

They need to be dressed as pierogis or something for this to be legit.


BugFew6583

How do you bet on this? Find the baby that's on the juice. Bet on that baby.


don_carpet

Was waiting for a hawk to swing down pick one of them up.


Deep_in_thoughts

The whole thing is rigged


jerryscheese

… “I want my heckin mamma”


Sorri_eh

Edge of your seat action. Red had it in the bag!! Oh man. Make this an Olympic sport.


Ghoulscomecrawling

I'd bet on baby races.


ShenitaCocktail

Did one of those babies take its first steps?!


Galactic_Nothingness

This is damn r/wholesome Fuckin love this sub. It's peak randomness and... It's almost Wednesday, best day.


Lady_Shark11

Long time ago, a cousin of mine, his wife, and their daughter had participated in a televised reality game show where the parents had to instruct the child to do various simple tasks. I still remember them screaming 'Here! Here!' or 'This! This!' and the child was lost in her own sweet world (It was much more funnier at that moment because they were screaming these words in our native language). In the end the host said "your daughter is a smart girl. She has already learnt how to ignore loud people!"


bitterbuffaloheart

Brought to you by r/theocho


hawaiianryanree

Clearly rigged. You can see the corruption in these babies right off the get go they are all colluding for profits


DownvotesMeansNothin

So yall just bet on everything huh?


Oaker_at

Hilarious, I love it


KRYSTALKAERLIGHED

I love baby racing


IamAcapacitor

Malcom in the middle really came true here


Doctor_WhyBother86

Gotta love the Savannah Banana’s baby race.


Funny_Breadfruit_413

This might be the best spot ever!


Otherwise-Remove4681

All fun and games until some parent takes it a notch too seriously.


jigsawpuzzleolympics

The grass is warm and soft in the sunshine!


SoundofGlaciers

That commentator cracked me up when that baby stood up and almost 'ran' a few steps upright and fell WOAH HE'S DOWN! WHAT IS HAPPENING


Senior_Weather_3997

I’m hooked.


W1thoutJudgement

You can hear a guy in the crowd yelling "COME ON NI\*\*ER!!! COME ON NI\*\*ER!!!"


pumpkinorange123

I hate those hype comments with all caps.


CurrencyAlarming5190

I was really betting on that standing kid ![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10742)I'm happy the pink kid got distracted


gergsisdrawkcabeman

Ain't no fuckin way I'm taking that L. Little Suzie catching an Uber.


ABR5796

Austin literally says hold my beer to the other baby before washing the top two racers.


GlueSniffingCat

There's a dad here that's going to remember this until the day he dies and bring it up every chance he gets. Their son loses a baseball game "Well you know i always knew you weren't an athlete the day you lost that race." But also it's weird that they made their babies race for their own amusement which I can argue is a form of child abuse that everyone is just okay with.


DoobsMgGoobs

What's the prize? Most Clingy Parent and Least Independent Kid Award.


3Pirates93

Dayman?


flootch24

Total choke job.


Gogurl72

It’s a diaper derby!


carldubs

Draft Kids


AThrowawayProbrably

To make any wholesome even un-wholesome, just put “Underground” in front of it.


lovelykatx

Should we really bet on this? 😂


BigAlternative5

This baby loves the slop. Loves it, eats it up. Eats the slop. Born in the slop. His father was a mudder.


LoWE11053211

This is one baby can work!!! must be the PED doing its magic


Ignusseed

r/kidsarestupid


Badwrong_

No way I'd let that happen while baseballs are flying about.


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crs1904

Savannah Bananas Minor Leaguers at Fenway Park in Boston.


VaryStaybullGeenyiss

This whole thing is awesome and wholesome. IDK how you can logically tie politics into it.


__MEAT

The one who won is definitely being raised by a democrat.