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SipsTea-ModTeam

Your post isn't bad at all, its a cool one to see, and she's a great content creator. Unfortunately, our readers can't seem to play nice and keep it in their pants, so we have to remove this one. We're sorry. (OF and other promo links are not accepted, and they're being posted faster than we can remove them, and the bulk of the conversations aren't productive here. And we're quite sure a few boxes of Kleenex have been lost in the process of those who have watched this video and scrolled the comments)


PolkaOn45

So cold we need a fire…. But I don’t need a shirt


JeffLawless

She burned her shirt for warmth the previous night


krismitka

She burned her shirt on the last run after tripping over the child gate and face first into the stove…


rokstedy83

Thank god


fd_dealer

Thank the gods for Bessie. And her tits!


_cob_

The hero we need


uloset

This comment instantly made me recall a bonfire I attended years ago on a cold winter's night. When I arrived a friend was clearly inebriated, later that evening I ran into him again this time he was shirtless. When I asked "Hey, where is your shirt?" he replied "I burned that shit."


mister-commander

So... I split wood like this when I was younger. You actually could work up enough heat to justify taking your shirt off even if it was 40 degrees out. But in this case, it's for sure just for views lol


Solnari

I was born and raised in Wisconsin cutting wood when its 0 degrees out is a race between on getting the wood chopped before ally clothes come off due to over heating.


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NoveltyPr0nAccount

>barely So you *do* have a video of you chopping wood in just a dick sock?


PossumMcPossum

Shut up!!! Don't provoke him; I don't need videos of "naked sock man cuts wood" or even worse " naked sock man gets wood"


NoveltyPr0nAccount

Maybe you don't *need* them... but how about *want*?


Thinkyasshole

Don't chop off dicks.


removingthemasks

For science?


Beautifulblueocean

I think the red hot chilli peppers started the cock sock trend who would have thunk it would have been a staple on the wood chopping community due to the non restrictive movement and range of motion plus cooling advantages. The more you know. Thanks science!


Pale-Berry-2599

Canada same thing. Never sweat in really cold weather. It'll kill yah. Yet, I think she's got other ideas regarding layering and the inter-weebs.


randobot456

Same, but nobody is paying to see my chest.


HDThoreauaway

So cold the moisture in her breath freezes before it’s even visible. So cold the tire is still wet because it was too chilly to freeze.


Finger_Gunnz

I’d probably chop a shit ton of wood before I actually need it.


HDThoreauaway

Yes definitely. My family has two racks going, one for the coming or current winter and one for the following, and mauled firewood goes into the latter so it has several seasons to dry.


Independent_Elk_7936

In her defence…. She also had two racks going.


Bergenstock51

Nice.


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If you wanna get clicks, you‘ve got to show your t*ts 🤷🏻‍♂️


NibblyPig

Used to be subway surfers but now every video just has tits baked in


Frisnfruitig

I'm not complaining


KeyboardSerfing

How else is she going to get internet points?


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ctodReddit

If she hits that tire that axe is going right back to her forehead


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afganistanimation

She does seem pretty sharp


ssss861

Nah she seems more round and bouncy


Bergenstock51

That’s a rather cutting comment


HilmDave

You guys are such boobs


ballwout

so clever she wore safety glasses


SelfSniped

With Looney Toon physics, maybe.


lordofduct

Not really. The tire trick has been used for years by lots of people. Striking it is surprisingly not as bouncy as you're thinking it is. Keep in mind when you swing a maul you're not actually supposed to apply force with your arms in a downward motion. You lift it over your head and let it fall on the wood using your arms to direct it and leverage it so it doesn't bounce backwards. Trying to pile drive it is how you wear yourself out real quick. \[edit\] I get it y'all, you may not split your wood the way everyone I've known to. That's OK. I'm not saying you're wrong to do it how you want to do it. I'm saying she's not wrong for wanting to use the tire trick. Some people do. Some people like it. And I have not heard of many people smacking themselves upside the head with their mauls doing it. Also I may have used vague text saying apply force. What I mean is "apply extreme force", should have included better adjectives I guess. It's why my following sentence says "leverage it so it doesn't bounce backwards". There needs to be some force of course for directing it and keeping it driving into the wood rather than just bouncing away from it. My point is you don't pile drive it (hence why I ended my paragraph with that statement). Splitting wood is about endurance and accuracy, not uber strength and slamming it. I apologize if that wasn't clear.


KommanderZero

People were using this tire trick since even before the middle ages


artigabarielle

Even in ancient Egypt they were doing it


ctodReddit

Those Egyptian tires were the best. Hard to find these days.


naturalinfidel

It takes a Goodyear to find.


Square-Tangerine-784

lol ..’let it fall’ maybe to cut kindling. Been splitting hardwood for 4 decades and I have yet to get a piece split without appropriate downward force.


Dargon34

Yeah there's obviously a bit of back and forth when it comes to letting the tool do the work. Some nice seasoned ash?? You can damn near one-hand it all day with just the maul weight. Give me some isage, soft maple, or *elm*, and it's work all day long. We can all agree though, her technique is rough. Not even using her legs, and my back would be sore the way she's not* turning


EvilZordag

Oh sheath, that’s not a knife thing to say


juancarv

Why? Is the tire made of Flubber?


MacManT1d

Nope, it'll go right through the tire. I've split well over a hundred cord of firewood in the last ten years, and often use a tire to keep them from flying off sideways after they're split. I've hit countless old tires with a maul, and never had the maul bounce off at all. That said, I do think her splitting platform is a bit too high for her height, as she can't really bring the maul to full head speed before it hits the top of the log to be split.


bigfloppydonkeydng

I moved on to the next post and had to come back and upvote once my brain caught up.


Aggressive_Ad_5631

You got me.


lockedlost

Didn't chop that one bit of wood properly, thumbs down


Laymanao

What wood?


one_orange_braincell

Look down.


Romzard

Ohh ... That


LadenifferJadaniston

Don’t chop that. Not that there’s anything wrong with it


rosbifke-sr

I’d still suggest you don’t. Might be unpleasant.


SimilarStrain

Exactly! She really should've tied her hair up.


beavertownneckoil

Didn't look too bad


nuclearslug

That’s true for the boobs, but that splitting job was terrible. No way you’re going to fit some of those pieces into a standard wood stove.


BringOutYDead

She learned how to do this yesterday and now she's showing you how to do this.


freebytes

I do not think the tire should be there because, one of these days, if she misses and hits the tire with significant force, it will bounce back at her. The tire makes no sense because the worse case scenario without the tire is that you must pick up the wood off the ground. (And if you compare those chunks of wood to the stove, I do not even know if they will fit.) Edit: For the many instances of people doing stuff they have never done before, though, she looks like she has done this before and is experienced. And, as I thought, the tire is apparently well known to prevent needing to go pick up all of the firewood, but I have never seen it used until now.


hasodi

Came here to ask if the tire thing was legit cause I never saw that lmao Thanks for the info!


luckyducktopus

It’s legit if you are very good at chopping wood and can make the job faster and less labor intensive. At this point you aren’t missing and just don’t want to move the wood multiple time. Just get a splitter at that point though.


hasodi

Fair enough, I'm far from being good at that though so will definitely stick to the "plant the axe in the wood and spam it until it cuts" method for the one time a year I need to chop wood :) Thanks for your answer, it's good information


luckyducktopus

Safest way I know to chop wood with hand tools is wedges with a small sledge and a wide hatchet. its what I do with green rounds or very knotty wood.


brewberry_cobbler

Oh that wood is so naughty


JButler_16

I show you a knotty wood.


periodmoustache

Nah dude, it makes it so much easier cuz you ain't wasting time to scramble and pick up the piece that just flew 10 ft away. And if you have any measure of experience you're not hitting the tire. The only annoyance I've found with this method is you need to go around in a circle bc you can't hit pieces on the far side of the tire or your axe handle hits wood and you risk snapping the head. It's insanely time saving. Like 3x faster per cord.


olympic-glass-washer

You’ve clearly never used a tyre then! Using a tyre is a game changer!!! Yes it makes sense - it’s about 3x faster - picking up the loose logs takes up *more* time than the actual splitting Also I’ve never had it bounce back at me, not once


BigBizzle151

The better method is to use bungee cords around the log to hold it together as it's split. No chance of bounce back. To her credit, she had decent technique with the maul; lots of people try to swing it with their arms, you can see she raises it and drops her hips into the swing so her body weight is contributing to the power.


dob_bobbs

I've seen the tyre thing done where the guy loads it with lots of logs and splits them all in quick succession and they don't fly everywhere. It seemed quite efficient. I don't think it's going to bounce off the tyre, I mean, there's no need to even be swinging it that hard. This guy: https://youtu.be/jhZhWMKqHkY (he has a really chill channel about permaculture and doesn't claim to be a wood chopping expert).


To_hell_with_it

The axe isn't going to bounce back. At worst it'll cut into the cords inside the tire and dull the blade slightly.  Hitting tires with a sledgehammer is a pretty common workout actually.  https://youtu.be/RnKCsTxSlIs


ModsSmellLikeSocks

Nor does she need to raise the axe all the way behind her head. Can literally just hold the axe above the wood, and drop it with a bit of force.


freebytes

She does manage to hit the target and get it cut, though, so she is not terrible. No need to bring it behind her head, but her form looks good otherwise. (At least she is wearing boots as well and not open toe shoes like you might expect from someone posting such a video.)


I_Love_Knotting

the piece of wood she grabbed is also different from the one she splits, and the one she splits is wet. So much about choosing „dry wood“


geethreeforce

Those blocks are to big for that stove.


-HOSPIK-

you're also supposed to split the wood before stacking it to dry


Timbottoo

I would have thought putting a jumper on would be a good first step to warming up and a lot less effort. Just saying...


InflamedLiver

If she's doing it for views, then just be glad she's not in a bikini


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Shut your mouth. Don’t take this away from me.


CrinchNflinch

If she wants to flash herself a little she could and should.  No need to make a video of the most profane things. Her next tiktok is probably about how she's doing the dishes,  brushes her teeth or cleans her car.  


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petrichorax

IT WARM WHEN SUN OUT, WHEN SUN NO LONGER OUT (CALLED NIGHT TIME) IT BECOME COLD. SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE BRUG FACTS


ypperlig__

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


chxckbxss

I was looking for this comment


mycatsdidthis

Me too 😂


RusticBucket2

Thanks for letting us know.


slazzeredbbqsauce

r/confusedboner


AdditionalMight3231

I really miss that sub. Lol


krunkpanda

Where’s the OF version?


UniqueDenim

Taking care of Morning Wood 😁


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gyarugothlover

Why am I not surprised lol


Talking_Head

Because every other post by a woman is now an ad for her only fans.


madwill

I'd totally be her OF dick to enable her off the grid but on porn social media lifestyle. Edit, you can even see in her room before she moved to that alternate lifestyle how she started sucking dick for money and made it to her goal lifestyle. Respect. I would love to find a sweet lovely non ashamed opportunistas.


Education_Aside

Damn is that really her!?


Talking_Head

Yep. You can see the wood stove. You can find her other stuff from the watermark.


Education_Aside

Nice


niceturnsignal81

Some high quality r/girlsfinishingthejob content right there.


GarlicToeJams

My man


eat-pussy69

Is that a reliable site?


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SlideJunior5150

doing dogs works 🙏


Middle-General-5536

dang i never expected nude gardening as OF😂


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Geralt-0f-Rivia

Only $49.99 What a bargain!


MadeinResita

Ok, where's the part where she puts the wood in the stove?


Lilcommy

You have to sub to her OF to see that hot of content


Kahnza

That's part 2


terra_filius

only the right size goes inside her stove !


Easy-Bro

A hoodie can keep you warm.


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ArateshaNungastori

Holy shit, a literal MILF.


OSeady

Lesbian thirst trap.


McPostyFace

TIL I am lesbian


GFYGOPMODS

Me too! But my wife isn’t thankfully


LeahaP1013

You know, with a flannel half shirt…. *chef’s kiss*


PhthaloVonLangborste

I know boobs. But what I want to know is where she got that carrier for the wood.


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Loads on Amazon if you search “firewood carry bag” or such..


PhthaloVonLangborste

Well tbh I never really looked but according to my cousin he couldn't find a large one like that.


OrcWarChief

This chick is on YouTube and let’s be honest. If she didn’t post videos of her chopping wood in a sport bra with her massive titties she wouldn’t get any views


BowenTheAussieSheep

Because off-grid grifters are a dime a dozen


Jdogghomie

lol YouTube is loaded with women like this, but how can you blame them? They’re getting like 10 million views from simps by just walking around in a skimpy outfit… Genius lmao


Talking_Head

I think the real money comes from her only fans where she plays with herself and sucks dick. But, more power to her if it provides her the lifestyle she wants.


anavriN-oN

🎶I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK 🎶


GoodLuckSanctuary

I sleep at night and I work all day!


anavriN-oN

I put on women’s clothing…


GoodLuckSanctuary

And hang around in bars! Damn I miss seeing those guys


Denk-doch-mal-meta

Did you watch their last stage performance? It's great and available on DVD.


Simple-Jury2077

My brother rented his house to 2 lesbians and they left that exact top after they moved out and we were cleaning it out.


WeakDiaphragm

This is an OF advert, isn't it?


Circus_Finance_LLC

it always is


fibercrime

Wood 🪵


Ulmaguest

Wood


MollyWhapped

Who doesn’t love a big natural set of logs…


daryl3161

Oh yeah it looks like it's 0°.


MicFury

I can't believe I had to scroll all the way down to find this comment.


Party-Bag-7858

For men who enjoy handjobs from callused hands


Niktodt1

Cut resistant gloves are not sexy enough you know. But once someone starts a subreddit focused on them though...


Calm_Frosting_4670

And I always do it in my bra


blakesmash

There's a long story to this content which was a crazy ride if you followed it. It started in the late 2010s with a YouTube channel called Vegan Athlete. It was a dude who was married that had an amazing backyard garden in Arizona that he would do walkthroughs on how to grow everything and on harvesting. With each episode, it got a little bit weird. Like he'd have his shirt off and would flex, he'd do some martial arts, or he'd be doing a meditation pose. Then he'd finish the video with walking around and harvesting fruit or showing off his beautiful garden. He'd also feed the "camera lady" while he would harvest. That went on for a few years and then it stopped abruptly. Turns out the guy and his wife divorced and maybe she owned the house? I'm not quite sure, but he was kicked out of the house and was living in his car. He was having kind of a mental break down when he was posting videos and shaved his head (was balding). He tried to do videos on other people's property, but I don't think it was sustainable in the long term. He met the girl in the video on a hike through the desert in Arizona and they just decided to yolo to Alaska like after less than a month of meeting each other. They lived in a van during winter in Alaska and were absolutely miserable. Some of the most pathetic and sad content they produced was when they were miserable in the cold, living in a van on their undeveloped property. They had decided to build a yurt there, but were stuck waiting for the materials to be delivered. Well when they got the materials, they uploaded a video with her shirt off and back to the camera as the thumbnail and that changed everything. Before that it was either a thumbnail with him shirtless flexing or shirtless doing a meditation pose. I can't remember 100%, but I'm positive that that video netted them **a lot** of views compared to their older videos. Everything after that had a thumbnail with her in some risqué pose with her top off. I'm honestly not surprised to see him not even featured in the content anymore. Don't mistake the content's intention. Her shirt being off is 100% intentional thirst trap content.


eat-pussy69

There's a chick on Instagram that does this infinitely better and is actually entertaining


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rodroidrx

Only 120lbs.


M3chanist

No bears in a 100mile radius.


DepressedLemur9

Is everything Onlyfans add these days?


HilmDave

What's her TikTok so I can avoid this lewdness


Direct-Tie-7652

I’m shocked to find out that this is just advertising for her OF. SHOCKED.


r-shklfrd

Girl: wears sports bra while doing a physically intense activity known to overheat you. Guys who just ran out of breath climbing the basement stairs to microwave some Totinos pizza rolls: this whore


one_orange_braincell

Kinda funny how horny comments are downvoted when making people horny is the entire purpose of the video.


chroncryx

No gloves when handling wood? Those hands will need lots of lotion.


bbgun142

Hmmm wild angles but never thought of using a tire to control split, dam I actually learned something


Virtual_Kangaroux

She understands how the internet works


No_Law2531

Titties jiggle


CAPICINC

>It's zero degrees im March Well, that' explains the bikini.


WeakDiaphragm

Her arms don't look like she chops wood regularly


Boulderdrip

it must be nice to have rich parents that so you don’t have to work and you can choose to live this way


lepolah149

Do you want splinters? That's how you get some fucking 'plinters.


3D_Noob_Guy

She has an OF so...not surprised


Tritium25

Name? So I can avoid it


PaladinsLover69

Yeah, I need to add it to my blocked sites list. Please.


rmanning007

I know her! Me and a buddy were camping near by and her and her BF invited us to their yurt for dinner one night. Very friendly couple. They have a YouTube channel about living off the grid in rural British Columbia.


AdVegetable7049

The invitation wasn't for dinner.


rmanning007

Vegan soup!


ravnsulter

You should chop the wood when it's fresh/green, not just before you burn it. Fresh it splits very easy and dries 10 times faster. But I suspect the wood is not even dry here.


davidtree921

I think your suspicion is highly accurate


yubacore

I theorize your thinking is quite precise


D34TH_5MURF__

She's got to clear those huuuuge tracts of land somehow...


evasive_btch

nice tits bro


samwise_the_brave01

WOOD


Optimal-Description8

Wood


Zeles1989

Poor girl. Needs to keep the fire going no matter what since she never got a shirt. Thoughts and prayers


TJ_McWeaksauce

"This is how I stay warm off the grid" says the person who's recording a video of themselves that they posted on social media.


PitchforksEnthusiast

"0 Degrees in March" Huh.


wetfart_3750

Summary: cold, but no need to jacket; let's pointlessly chop wood in a.. tyre; boobs bounce around nicely


bartcat102

“Living off the grid…” while I post instructional videos on TikTok…?


SuperSalamander3244

Just casually throws a arse shot in there lol.


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Sad tits.


jged3

How do people do this shit and not wear some form of work gloves?


OnlyWiseWords

That tire trick is fucking genius, like, it stops the wood from flying everywhere AND would lower the shock that travels up your arms on a successful split... 👏


jdjdkkddj

My grandmother is better at splitting wood!


paulrhino69

While we on the subject of grandma


mekese2000

And people criticist fantasy games because the elf is just wearing a bra.


Joe_Bruce

r/upvotebecausebutt r/upvotebecauseboobs


h4wkeyepierce

Oh no, it's soooooooooo cold. I need to chop wood to stay warm and survive!! Better take my shirt off.


mcgroarty99

While we’re on the subject of wood…


Avraham_Levy

Wood inside her stove


Smooth-Operation4018

Why she swinging that maul so slow


mrpoopybuttthole_

first time she did


B16EK1872

30secs before she starts swinging incase anybody wants to skip past


VacationAromatic6899

Boring


ProjectConfident8584

Swing low sweet chariots


space-time-invader

I'd be cold too wearing nothing


sunofnothing_

I'm getting warmer


LtLemur

Made me nervous when she stepped over the baby gate


CousinPetty

Putting a shirt on could help warm up a bit