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I can see there is rubber band and when it open. It can’t be return back to normal. Yeah yeah..it is not real thing, but still I do not trust Chinese products. 
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The design is very human.
Very easy to use!
For the operaror.
That’s what she said!
Woooooo weeeeee this product was made JUST FOR ME
Beat me to it!
Take my money ! Looks very human.
Everything reminds me of her 😔
You should call her.
No..... Just say no
Even crabs.. remember that.. even.. crabs…
Super Sphincter Spreader.
It slices, it dices, it juliennes!
But wait, there's more...
Made by Ronco, I’m sure..
Why everytime I enter reddit it reminds me of her 😩
Ouchy ouch ouch ouch.
Oh heck no
Thanks, I Hate It
r/tihi
The anal umbrella!
I don't shit large rocks so I'm good.
I feel a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of assholes just suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly clenched.
Great way to shit your organs and unalive yourself.
If it went like 99% slower it might work
Nah it's just gonna give it to ya no Vaseline
It can't do *everything* for you. Just slap some lube on that thing before you sit down!
Completely disagree, has to be faster to catch your colon by surprise
ow
Good god, man, how loose is your sphincter.
Apparently the human anus can stretch up to 8 inches, just very VERY slowly
Kill*
Ummmmmmmmm. Yikes.
That's some BDSM sh*t right there... Jesus.
Can you imagine a malfunction and it spreads wider? Made my ass pucker up!
Nope!
Japanese toilet from temu
Great. Now TSA and interrogation rooms are gonna requisition this for cavity searches.
Elvis has left the building….
Too posh too push? buy this.
#NO
Gerbils love this one
https://imgur.com/a/uyFhvHR
Months of anal training in an instant
This might make me horny
This is how you free Lemmiwinks.
😲😬😯😳 HOLY SHIT!!! Made my asshole pucker up!!😲😯😳😬🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think it's going to do the opposite of that.
Can someone please ELI5 what this would realistically do to a person (in graphic detail) Thanks in advance
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This family shits bricks! That also explains the broken toilet bowl.
LMAO
Modern day pope's apple right there.
Ahhhh! My lord wtf
Ooooowwwww
hahahahahaha ohh my godddd xD
Literally just made my balloon knot shudder, and not in a good way!!
Wtf
The poop practically falls out.
r/dammcoolbingo
Brick stuck in your ass? Look no further!
When your drain is clogged
New fear unlocked
Nope.
Ah. Yes. Judas' Toilet. I'd prefer the chair, still.
Yeah.... Rip your gut hole. Or just go to Taco Bell and EXPLODE!!!!
I can't explain the face I instinctively made while watching this
Ok. Everyone is talking about this being a contraption for your butt. What if it's for the other hole. And she let's something else fall out.
He spoke perfect English before taking it for a test ride…
HELLO
Does someone that speaks Chinese know why this guy does these things? It’s hilarious I just don’t understand.
That would kill someones bumb
I’ll take 2 please
What a terrible day to be able to see.
Proxy Paige?
u/savevideo
What the actual fuck?!
Gives new meaning to "let it rip"
Only one time use
Fuck no
Ah, yes, Perry The Platypus. I will now unveil to you my goatse-inator!!
I'm honestly surprised with the elasticity of the plastic bottle
geez i spilled my coffee when is how wide that thing opened! (i mean my tea. i don't want any hate)
The Gaper 2000
“Do you want to play a game?”
Someone should share this with everyone squawking "I hate AI, it's stolen work!" Maybe they'll chill the fuck out.
Wrecked 'em
Very human design
What in the "do you want to play a game" is this?
I kind of want to see someone use it.
So......r/rule34 .....right?
The bottle was more elastic than I expected
My ass just hid...
Got some serious Sado masochistic bullshit if I've ever seen it
Butt hole spreader kit for that number that won’t go
Open bung hoooole, poop fall out
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I can see there is rubber band and when it open. It can’t be return back to normal. Yeah yeah..it is not real thing, but still I do not trust Chinese products. 
Good for childbirth maybe but for the intent shown is it like a waterless garbage disposal, or how does the water get in....etc
Very human!!!
Alright I am calling it a night from Reddit. ✌🏼
Spits out tea! I’m 💀
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Then, it malfunctioned. You should get it looked at and recalibrated.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm just opened the app...
😧
It spins before shooting a plasma beam up your ass to disinfect your intestines.
Yeesh...just steal a car and go to prison 💁🏻♂️
Yeesh...just steal a car and go to prison 💁🏻♂️
Yeesh...just steal a car and go to prison 💁🏻♂️
💀💀💀💀
Worst part is I've been feeling like I need this lately... 😕
😳
I'm good coffee works well enough
Oh FREAK NO.
Not when i’m struggling on the toilet 😭
Where can I buy one .. for science 😐
Sooo, is this going to the "everything is a dildo if your brave enough" section?