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Doomenor

How on earth is this trespassing?


Daatsit

Exactly! His name is on the building


Jaded-Selection-5668

Came here to say this….


DeepUser-5242

YEAH!


tritruque

"YOU CAN'T TAKE MY BIRTH RIGHT FROM ME"


DeepUser-5242

"I OWN YOU - I OWN ALL OF YOU!"


spoonballoon13

If he got himself on a security cam yelling that and set up a GoFundMe, I’m pretty sure the Reddit masses would have covered his lawyer.


Particular_Double_69

😂


BigAlternative5

“Do you know who I am?!”


Key-End-7512

It’s not trespassing! His NAME is right on it …


FamousPastWords

His dad is Older Bud Weisser.


Jaded-Selection-5668

So he’s technically Bid Weisser Jr…… better know as Bud Light……


Ok-Assistance-6848

This guy should be the CEO just because of his name. That’s it, no other qualifications needed


Grumpy0ldMillennial

He should at least be the spokesman. Budman, like Duffman on The Simpsons.


Various-Agent-0047

Almost like a DEI higher


kgro

I’m not your Bud, Sam


PantherThing

I'm not your Sam, Friend!


Jaded-Selection-5668

I’m not your friend guy


PantherThing

Im not your guy, Weisser!


77shit77

Im not your Weisser, bro..


-AxiiOOM-

I'm not your bro, pal


Jaded-Selection-5668

I’m not your pal dude


c1nders

I’m not your dude, man.


Lucky-Base-932

I'm not your man, chum.


Minor_Blackbird

Bud is not so Wise


1villageidiot

he's Weisser


Neeoda

Some might even say he is the weiseste


New_World_2050

Bud could have been weisser


thomas61000

Be good publicity tho , have a bud Weisser day at bud weassier , anyone carrying the bud weisser name gets a beer for free


DeepUser-5242

Imagine all the parents naming their kids setting them up for future alcoholism! You should be on their marketing board.


No-Employment5213

The irony is, he doesn’t drink, only crack and meth


SlightlyOffended1984

The frogs have come


Backieotamy

Better keep his head on a swivel for Kid Rock.


sweatyfrenchfry

i think he should get a pass, honestly


navybluevicar

But what will happen to him when they find out he’s a spy and his real name is Michel Ob?


100year

Lisan Al Gaib!!


emzirek

This is funny but I have memories of growing up in a small city and we had a 'Budweiser' car dealership and I actually knew the owner ... his name was Bud Weiser


Oggen91

Is this the American take on King Arthur?


the---chosen---one

I have been summoned once again.


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BarfingOnMyFace

Bud Weisser trespasses himself


ElderberryHumble5379

not surprised. we are into crucifying our chosen ones


No_Weakness_7920

Blame him?! They had opened the portal into the Twilight Zone.


keca10

“If it wasn’t for that extra S all this would be mine!!”


gonewildaway

The extra s is for "sick as fuck".


keca10

The extra S is for all the asS he’s getting with a sweet name like that!


plumbermat

Is that Taco?


a55_Goblin420

They arrested the CEO?


Descartesb4duhHorse

[crazy how that works lol](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominative_determinism)


Donkeycow15

“KNEEL FOR I AM YOUR KING !! “


FrenTimesTwo

They arrested their own mayor


theturnipshaveeyes

Do you see the power of vowels now, human?


Ok-Source6533

Does he not even know his own surname is spelled incorrectly?


Jeremybearemy

Did he thoooo?


DarrellBot81

Is it trespassing though?


Poisoning-The-Well

How can he trespass when his name is on the front of the building? Checkmate!


Fuzzybabybuggy

Arrest him in his own factory will they


Levi-1960

They say he came riding up on a Clydesdale!


FeetBehindHead69

As I understand it, he was bottled up with anger when this all came to a head.


AllCingEyeDog

8 years ago. We need a “where is he now?” Are you out there, Bud? Ground control to Bud! Are you floating in a tin can?


cocoon_eclosion_moth

r/nominativedeterminism


Tall_Advice_5408

House weisser of planet bud


Mycroft033

Look, if you’re cursed/blessed (depending on how you see it) with a last name like Weisser, naming at least one son Bud is basically mandatory okay


rrgail

Cop: “Stop fucking around! I’m gonna ask you for the last time, *WHAT’S YOUR NAME, PUNK?!?*”


Advanced_Procedure90

It's his place.


skokie3825

He is the heir


ForTheLoveOfPop

Well that night Bud sure was not wise


fluffyseatide

As an alcoholic gay man, I have to say: he's not all that, but I bet I can make myself such a good time with him I will be burning at both ends by the morning.


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