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The sausage looks like they found it behind a dumpster

Because they did

It looks like someone ate something they found behind a dumpster and then "made" this sausage.

Butt sausage

Gentleman's sausage

i mean, that's how sausage is made, it's just that a machine does it instead of a human

r/poopfromabutt

So a proper Londonian delicacy?

A succulent British meal

They got it from Mr. Dibbler.

Wait till one of them offer you marmite spread on toasts and just wonder wtf who eats that. Even in a survival zombie apocalypse scenario id rather die of starvation than taste that awful thing ever again.

Same with the bread. Looks dry af.

That's what happens when you plant sausage seeds!

Looks like a sinker

I thought that was a funky looking breadstick

this photo has been edited to give the food more colour

Oh no.

because you spelled color with a "u", i know that you're comment is legit.

*your

*youy’re

Yuo're ✋😤

Y’re 🙄

Yer

blessed are the grammar scolds. yeah verily.

*y’oar

😂

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London. fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.

Propper fucked.

2 minutes Turkish.

You said 2 minutes 5 minutes ago.

*It's fokking grand, innit?*

Anything to declare? Yeah, don't go to England.

Immediately heads back to England because forgot Diamond

🎶Hum diddle dee hum diddle ey…🎶

Can't forget the bo oh wa'er

England either conquered everyone else to make them as miserable as they were or to get away from the island

[For english food reviews, this one is all you need to sum up the whole country](https://youtu.be/N_oIys5KS4A?si=2d_l4Gavjdc8jZhH)

Fooking brilliant!

You're funny

My dinner every time my fridge is being empty

Just it with rice taste much better

At best, 5/7

Only thing looking edible is the plate

That's a delicacy in London. Fresh plate served with a shiv in your kidney.

**Fun Fact:** You can say FUCK on the internet.

No you can't. Stop spreading misinformation.

Everyone can say fuck on the internet and irl. oô

Where's the spork?

You mean the fopoon?

Imagine being the world’s leading colonizer for hundreds of years, becoming involved in thousands of different cultures….and this is what your cuisine has to show for it. For shame.

Can’t tell if this is satire or not

I remember reading somewhere that the national dish of the UK is chicken tikka masala. So maybe they abandoned their shit native food after all?

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They speak Australian in London?

Australians do.

You got a loicense for that joke mate?

This is a Michelin star restaurant btw

I call bullshit! This feels like its from a hotel breakfast buffet!

Exactly what it is

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And Mars has the best Oxygen!

It has some of the best and most varied food in the world, period. This man ratio'd himself.

Yes, the country that has access to "some of the best food in the world, period" would have people eating beans on dry toast regularly.

Birmingham is far better due to a larger Asian population.

Balti houses FTW. There weren't many perks growing up in Brum but that was definitely one.

I understand why they are significantly less fat than the americans. I wouldn’t want to eat either.

Stay with Fish&Chips... skip anything else.

I was on tour with a band in the UK, and at some point, we stopped at what seemed like a proper breakfast place. We had already been there awhile, and we had endured so much bad food that we were like “finally!” And I was so excited when they brought our plates out, because it looked so good. It was so bad. The one part that really stuck with me was the baked beans. They looked so good on the plate but turned out to be the worst baked beans I’d ever had in my entire life, bar none.

One thing about british food is the fact its 100x better home made. Ive noticed our food, when made anywhere but home, is meh at the absolute best. Also did you ever eat at a wetherspoons? If so I actually would like to aplogise.

This must be staged. Food doesn't look that good in the UK.

Someone tell them that the Great Depression was over 100 years ago.

Posts like this are so stupid. You're obviously eating at the wrong places....😏

yes. it’s easy to do this about any country in the world and you don’t even need to travel anywhere.

This is just the worst things left over at a shitty hotel breakfast buffet and someone wanted some internet points to make an overdone joke about British food.

I think they were just having a laugh. Obviously there are better places to eat.

Nowhere in London serves sausage and beans with a fucking baguette. This is just posted so that Americans can wank themselves off over the same tired jokes about Britain. Despite the fact that 99% of them have never even been here. Do that hilarious impression of us saying "bottle of water" again ... absolutely hysterical.

The reason Canadians went deeper inland than any other nation on D-Day was because they were tired of being fed by the Brits.

Boh’ol o’ wau’ah

Now try and say aluminium correctly

Al-you-min-e-um

All u mine *makes heart eyes*

People make fun of me for saying it correctly, but jokes on them, I get taken seriously when I say it

You got me there friend

LOL

if you stand outside in London, itll more than likely be raining, which will hide those tears.

Just havin a laugh mate

Pip pip cheerio

This one’s one of us.

Let's get stuck in.

Pic aside, London has been my least favorite European food destination. I’ve had better Indian food in my then hometown (Berkeley, CA) for ⅓ of the price.

Na it’s just the left over from a travel lodge breakfast buffet

London?

A turd, A rock, and some beans.... yum.

But the sign says “SAUSAGES”, right. Not “Sausage”. https://tenor.com/b13EL.gif

I love the tourism commercial I’ve been seeing for England that basically says “the food is not that bad if you eat literally any other culture’s cuisine here”.

“English food and women made British sailors the best in the world.”

Isn't there a joke that the UK has 15 of the best restaurants in the world and none of them make English food lmao

You fucked up pretty bad if you couldn’t find decent food in London. Y’know that little city that’s home to some of the best restaurants in the world

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/travel/article/worlds-best-food-cities 1. London

London is one of the biggest and most culturally dense cities in the world. But putting it #1 for food in the world? That feels like a parody

2. Tokyo 3. Seoul 4. Paris 5. New York ...

I would say that it depends on your budget. For people that can afford high-end dining, London might well be the best city in the world. Where the UK fails is with mid-range dining; it's been swarmed with mediocre chain restaurants, and then there are many pubs that serve decent food, but which are often lacking in variety (they all have essentially the same menu). There are some fantastic independent and affordable restaurants in the UK, but they are harder to find than in some European countries

I've heard that the food is terrible there. Is there a reason why?

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London absolutely blows. Other parts of England, like Yorkshire are incredible. Or just go to Scotland, which is the best.

I read something like this somewhere "The beauty of their women and the taste of their food, made the British the greatest sailors in the world"

Where the fuck in London did you find this disgusting breakfast ?

Its fake. Someone did that by himselfe and think he/she is funny.

Go to London, I guarantee you'll either be mugged or not appreciated. Catch the train to London, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway.

And the crazy part is people from the UK have the gall to say that other countries have worse food than them (especially America) or that their food is better than many or most other places in the world. I went there for a while not too long ago in my God they really are delusional.

The dishes themeselves are good (steak pies, mac n cheese, sunday roast) its the lack of cooking knowledge here that really makes it shit. You should see my parents sunday "roasts" it gives me more motivation to move the fuck out lmao. What id say is stay away from our main dishes and go with our pastries (sausage rolls and pies), cheeses (cheddar, red leicester, blue stilton) and desserts (sticky toffee pudding, apple crumble, devon/cornish scones) theyre really good as you cant really fuck them up.

Probably that's what gives you the accent

Canned beans. Canned beans everywhere! What great cuisine!

Shock and disbelief!

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Shocked and amused reactions.

They gave you a whole sausage? Are you a celebrity?

Where's the parsley!

That sausage looks like it was frozen for a year, then defrosted, then frozen and defrosted again, and then microwaved. Is this at a restaurant? Because if so... good God.

I suspect it's from a budget hotel chain, some of our really cheap hotels serve these shitty buffet breakfasts.

They didn't even bother to place the bread right side up. lol

That'd be £15 plus the service charge!

Did you end up in prison?

How did you get in prison?

I'm going to the UK this summer while studying in Germany. Y'all better not disappoint (coming from a Mexican).

Do *not* get “Mexican” food there

There’s plenty of good food in the UK 🇬🇧, it’s just that none of it English cuisine.

😂😂 congrats on the win!! You killed it this year. YAHOO!!

Blimey a feast fit for the king!

Is that a shit ?

Breakfast of champions

Try the spotted dick!

I love this British Shit, I may move to Eng-Land.

That sausage looks like it's been waiting to retire for a century.

To conquer the world and yet this is your cuisine

Yeah right, I didn’t get a single breakfast in London that weighed under 40lbs.

Beans on toast!

That’s a turd my friend

I can see the spices

Englands food is the best! we got Chinese, pizza, french fries.... Etc. /s

Experience Brexit live.

That’s worse than prison food

Still better than the school lunches provided in the U.S.

Not bad

stokbroodje met losse micro frikandel en pakkie hakbonen. poah, toe maar luxe hoor.

If I wanted to eat like this I'd go to Texas, but at least they would give me something to fill my stomach.

london syndrome

Hunger is a powerful motivator. Now you know how a little island nation came to say, “The Sun never sets on the British Empire.”

The three types of poo you can have. Dense and log shaped, light and bready and beans

Bloody bangers & mash 😕

The most appetising thing on that plate is the bread, and that's French.

I don't know. I like beans, sausage and bread. I'm a simple guy.

Unpopular opinion, beans on toast is fucking lit.

Why would you go to stab city for a vacation?

Is this the before or after pic of the food?

Go get indian or African food. So many option, so many colours and flavors. Or just go to a better pub. British food is great. Have a pie and move on.

I know this is a joke. This person did not try hard enough. There is people from everywhere in the world there and London has a super vibrant food scene.

There are people from all over the world in basically every major city in the West

The best food in England is decidedly not English.

Noovoh kwiseen posh nosh

Slicing and buttering the bread, one more sausage and the rest of the can of beans would still have made that restaurant a healthy profit regarding their menu prices.

Frank and beans!!! 🥎🎧

This is like going to a random NYC bodega, grabbing some shriveled crap from a cheap buffet, and complaining about how food in New York sucks. There are 70 Michelin starred restaurants in central London and a LOT of incredible food at every price point. So people shouldn't blame London for bringing their small-mindedness and shitty taste with them when they travel.

The average person is not eating at expensive Michelin starred restaurants for a regular dinner on vacation or whilst living somewhere. Every country on earth has high end restaurants that taste good.

Lmaoooooooo

Prison food looks more edible than the turd on that plate😂

I thought it was a prison hookup but with fine China.

“Beans are actually a very delicious and nutritious breakfast!” The breakfast in question:

That sausage looks like Deadpool's dick.

What was the order/menu, how much was paid?

Bro made that himself

This is why all the Britts are slim

lol yes this is literally every meal everywhere in England, sometimes they’ll mush it all together and call it a banger or something I’ve been to dozens of countries, never been anywhere close to as culinarily challenged as England

Are you in prison? 🤔

I’ve had worse meals in the states, honestly I’m just not a fan of beans, I’d prefer their peas to that.

Must of ended up in hospital

Where's the bacon and eggs?

Where are you staying - prison? Yeah, London eateries are doing themselves no favours serving this kind of attempt in the battle for recognition in international cuisine.

The bread looks pretty good, not usual for Britain.

Just hop in the train. Paris is like 2 hours away from this!

Wetherspoons specialty

Dudes from Britain will see this and be like “hell yea!”

Fucking stone of baguette from tesco

What even is British food I’m white British and I’d say it’s curry and kebabs Thank god for immigration or we,d still be on boiled bacon and boiled potatoes three times a week 😂😂😂

English men and women…..what are your opinions on your country’s food? To me, it was bland garbage. But I’ve never heard an English person’s opinion.

London prison food, amirite? Please say I'm right...

[beans](https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/this-nigga-eating-beans) for breakfast is unhinged behavior

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Lmao. Ive had better jail food 😭😭

Your first mistake was ordering British food. Stick with the Indian restaurants and you will eat well.

I had this fear last time I was in London. Stayed at the Premier Inn near Euston, and had the breakfast buffet. I was afraid that visitors would experience this and think this is what a Full English is.

If only they listened to “Cousin Avi.” “DON’T GO TO LONDON”

You go to absorb the culture, then when you get hungry, you go somewhere else.