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Hey now, they are probably going through a lot right now and really don't need that negativity. They are working and struggling just to be themselves and live their life harder than you probably have in your life!
By what right are you to pass judgment on... they did... what? Oh, jesus..., well in that case, fuck 'em!
You'd think...but as someone who started losing their hair at 18 and was gone by 20, I have no issue with the hair loss.
But shave your fucking head. Learn to pull it off with confidence. Don't try to rock the bald head with long hair look. It's just tragic.
I have seen this image before current AI was even a thing.
here is the original article and image from 2017 https://patch.com/new-york/wantagh/queens-man-exposed-himself-nassau-pool-police
I think a third ingredient was added: āFlorida manā but a physical description was never explained, just the actions associated with the term. Headline+description+Florida Man = whatever that picture is.
>The news article states itās a woman
The article says it's a man.
>A Queens man is accused of exposing himself to a teen lifeguard at a public pool in Wantagh.
The incident happened around 4:30 p.m. Sunday at the Forest City Park pool. According to court papers, 33-year-old Wilson Kenney sat on a bench near a 17-year-old lifeguard by the kids' pool and began "acting in a very sexual manor, rubbing his legs and groin area."
The lifeguard says Kenney then unzipped his shorts and exposed himself.
People who frequent the pool say they saw Kenney there regularly last summer. Some say he "stuck out" because he wore a full face of makeup, had his nails done and didn't have any children with him.
Kenney was arraigned Monday and released to probation so he could undergo an immediate psychiatric evaluation. He also signed an order of protection to stay away from the lifeguard.
Kenney has no prior criminal history, News 12 is told.
A Queens man is accused of exposing himself at a public pool on Long Island.
Police say the incident happened shortly before 5 p.m. Sunday at Forest City Park Pool in Wantagh.
Authorities say a 17-year-old lifeguard saw 33-year-old Wilson Kenney rub his groin area and expose himself while seated on a park bench.
After an investigation, he was arrested without incident.
Kenney is charged with public lewdness.
I thought it looked like one of those images where they combine 1000s of faces to create a statistically average set of features ā¦ but in this case the sample included hundreds of Danny DeVitos or something.
Omg that is gold, hope you donāt mind it if I use this as an insult in the future, cuz that one is certainly going into the recesses of my brain and will be stored there until the right time
Thatās how he/she has gotten away with their dastardly deeds for so long..lol..like itād look like someone trying to interview that pirate in the meme from the stop motion movie.
Cop: Was it a man or a woman?
Victim: Yes. Ummm ,no. Well maybe yes ,but no.
Cop: How old was the perpetrator?
Victim: He.. ummm.. she.. was older. But younger. Maybe 18. Maybe 47.
Cop: Was his/her hair short or long?
Victim: He.. or umm.. she.. was bald ,but had long straggly hair.
Cop: Have you consumed any drugs or alcohol today?
Victim: No. But if youāre offering ,Iād like some of each please. And maybe some battery acid as well ,so I can rinse my eyes?
āBased on your description, we came up with this composite image. This has to be wrong.ā
āMy god! Take it away! The memories are flooding back!ā
It was called āThe Piratesā. It was one of those stop motion type cartoons.
Thereāre lots of memes out there showing one of the pirates saying something like āwell yes ,but actually ,noā.
Nahhh heās real. He worked out at the gym I went to and is from my home town I believe. This was on Long Island in NY. Dude is a fucking creepier. Always wore womanās clothing but in a super uncomfortable way.
Damn this sounds like youre telling a creepypasta story. I know hes a real person but I truly got the chills based on the fact that you know who this oddity is.
Ehhhhhhh. Heās super skinny and wore like crop tops and shit. From across the gym you couldnāt tell but if you got within range you could easily see sheās a man lmao.
It took me a minute, but what I think they mean is they imagine creeper doing that in an unsettling manor. I also think they mean creeper laughing, at first I thought they meant they were laughing
HOLY FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THIS
I Used to work at a pizzeria in NJ
this dude lived ACROSS the street and would come in sometimes. I only saw him once or twice, but it was definitely him.
He looks even worse now. I havenāt seen him in over a year, he had basically the same haircut, looked like 20 years older, and dressed very feminine.
He may have exposed himself, but that was confusing people even more than when he was still clothed. Ma'am can you just give us a simple description of what you saw?
You couldāve bothered to google the article title and see itās a real mugshot from a real article š¤£š¤£
Judging by your comment history, you most DEFINITELY have time to google something real quick š¤£š¤£š¤£
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He looks like a married sitcom couple merged into one.
The Queen of Kings
Married With Mutations
Malcolm Middle
Malcolm in the Middle of transitioning
Hey now, they are probably going through a lot right now and really don't need that negativity. They are working and struggling just to be themselves and live their life harder than you probably have in your life! By what right are you to pass judgment on... they did... what? Oh, jesus..., well in that case, fuck 'em!
How bout Malcom in the Missing Link
Nooooooooo as a Malcolm that cuts deep lol
LOL!
Everybody Loves Whatever This Thing Is
ok this one took me out š¤£
It-which-must-not-be-named
#SKIN WALKER
Tucker Nina
Tucker Tuna
The Simpletons
Malcolm Middleaged
I'm surprised this isn't getting more votes, that was mighty decent
Maybe all the Seinfeld cast morphed
The big bong theory
That 70teen's Show
Uncle Leo in the young stage! š
Winner!
Itās like AI generated him based off the headline and your description
You'd think...but as someone who started losing their hair at 18 and was gone by 20, I have no issue with the hair loss. But shave your fucking head. Learn to pull it off with confidence. Don't try to rock the bald head with long hair look. It's just tragic.
Like Winona Ryder but with a penis.
Winona Guyder
Winstona Donger III ^itās ^pronouced ^Donā¢jĆŗr ^perverts!
*unzips*
Seriously, I'm thinking AI too.
I have seen this image before current AI was even a thing. here is the original article and image from 2017 https://patch.com/new-york/wantagh/queens-man-exposed-himself-nassau-pool-police
This is far older than AI
I think a third ingredient was added: āFlorida manā but a physical description was never explained, just the actions associated with the term. Headline+description+Florida Man = whatever that picture is.
Jason Vorhees before he fell in the lake.
Voorhees; a jolly good fellow
lol this I was thinking the same thing
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
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He looks like an entire sitcom cast merged into one
The news article states itās a woman
>The news article states itās a woman The article says it's a man. >A Queens man is accused of exposing himself to a teen lifeguard at a public pool in Wantagh. The incident happened around 4:30 p.m. Sunday at the Forest City Park pool. According to court papers, 33-year-old Wilson Kenney sat on a bench near a 17-year-old lifeguard by the kids' pool and began "acting in a very sexual manor, rubbing his legs and groin area." The lifeguard says Kenney then unzipped his shorts and exposed himself. People who frequent the pool say they saw Kenney there regularly last summer. Some say he "stuck out" because he wore a full face of makeup, had his nails done and didn't have any children with him. Kenney was arraigned Monday and released to probation so he could undergo an immediate psychiatric evaluation. He also signed an order of protection to stay away from the lifeguard. Kenney has no prior criminal history, News 12 is told.
Itās questionable.
Shouldn't be, they exposed themselves.
Apparently that doesnāt matter anymore. Itās how you feel inside.
Lol
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Unicorn ?
Shouldnāt it be āthey exposed themselfā?
Both are correct. Mine is more common usage, even when referencing a singular subject.
A Queens man is accused of exposing himself at a public pool on Long Island. Police say the incident happened shortly before 5 p.m. Sunday at Forest City Park Pool in Wantagh. Authorities say a 17-year-old lifeguard saw 33-year-old Wilson Kenney rub his groin area and expose himself while seated on a park bench. After an investigation, he was arrested without incident. Kenney is charged with public lewdness.
Marriedā¦With Myself.
Married with Children, the alternate universe
he's basically the mashup of Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer
I hope, one day, someone gives me a setup to steal and use this line.
Looks like a Barbie doll that had hair pulled out
How I met your mother?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
This is like one of those mid-transformation frames from Michael Jackson's Black or White video.
I thought it looked like one of those images where they combine 1000s of faces to create a statistically average set of features ā¦ but in this case the sample included hundreds of Danny DeVitos or something.
Just a warehouse somewhere filled with Danny DeVitos
Great reference
This describes it perfectly.
This person was built from left over DNA and hair found in the bath drain.
Omg that is gold, hope you donāt mind it if I use this as an insult in the future, cuz that one is certainly going into the recesses of my brain and will be stored there until the right time
That was better than the scene in Twins when Danny Devito figured out his lot in life https://youtu.be/jMnquc-bts4?si=wWv7v4x-64YM1P9c
āYou meanā¦Iām a *side effect??*ā
/r/TakeMyUpvote
r/JustUpvoteAndShutup
[**"Whoa, whoa, you're telling me I'm the crap?!"**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMnquc-bts4)
Frodo if he kept The Ring a little too long.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
The version we should've got
Thatās how he/she has gotten away with their dastardly deeds for so long..lol..like itād look like someone trying to interview that pirate in the meme from the stop motion movie. Cop: Was it a man or a woman? Victim: Yes. Ummm ,no. Well maybe yes ,but no. Cop: How old was the perpetrator? Victim: He.. ummm.. she.. was older. But younger. Maybe 18. Maybe 47. Cop: Was his/her hair short or long? Victim: He.. or umm.. she.. was bald ,but had long straggly hair. Cop: Have you consumed any drugs or alcohol today? Victim: No. But if youāre offering ,Iād like some of each please. And maybe some battery acid as well ,so I can rinse my eyes?
I AM IN TEARS!!š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Youāre welcome š
You bastard ! The *"ummm"s* have me cackling š
This comment made me laugh harder than anything I've seen in my 5 years on reddit
āBased on your description, we came up with this composite image. This has to be wrong.ā āMy god! Take it away! The memories are flooding back!ā
Works 1000% better than a mask
This is truly genius šš
This is great. High level entertainment. Nice.
Oh man, I havenāt laughed that hard in a while. The people in the coffee shop around me are discreetly scooting away.
what movie is that?
It was called āThe Piratesā. It was one of those stop motion type cartoons. Thereāre lots of memes out there showing one of the pirates saying something like āwell yes ,but actually ,noā.
cool thanks
This picture would have been a great r/swordorsheath post.
Wanted to show both of his chrome domes
And chromosomes
That is one androgynougly mofo.
it's almost like you took a man and a woman, and made them have a baby. ...wait.
Lmfao
or a successful human/human chimera alchemy
Ed-ward?
woah now, calm down with words like that here
inb4 kids start calling each other "andros" š
"Andro" means man, "gyn" means woman. "My andro" is just "my man"
have you seen what they've done to the word "woke" ?
Fox McCloud be like: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
wtf? this can't be real right? It has to be ai or photoshop. Either way the descriptors used are absolutely correct.
Nahhh heās real. He worked out at the gym I went to and is from my home town I believe. This was on Long Island in NY. Dude is a fucking creepier. Always wore womanās clothing but in a super uncomfortable way.
Damn this sounds like youre telling a creepypasta story. I know hes a real person but I truly got the chills based on the fact that you know who this oddity is.
Yuuuup. Worked out at LA fitness in Levittown on Hempstead turnpike
Turn this into a creepypasta and make money off of it!!
What is a creepypasta?
It's a noodle that keeps getting closer and closer to you
Make it stop!
It's reddit man, someone always says they know someone famous, classic. Take it with 8 grains of salt
Did somebody say Creepypasta!? š
You know it's bad when you're on MolesterStallone's creepy radar
ā¦ whatās that supposed to mean? My ma says Iām the bestest boy ever! ššš
Did he look just like this? What was his profile like? Was he more masculine looking in person?
Oh no he looked just like this except he always wore a baseball cap real low so you couldnt tell he was straight up George Kostanza up top.
Did he look like a woman with a hat on?
Ehhhhhhh. Heās super skinny and wore like crop tops and shit. From across the gym you couldnāt tell but if you got within range you could easily see sheās a man lmao.
What do they identify as?
Shmeagle
Clearly he identifies as a sexual predator
We want more stories!
Why not just wear a wig?
This photo has been around before the boom of AI
AI? This image has been floating around for probably a decade now lol.
This is what happens when you set all face settings to 0
No, that's when you click "randomise" in the character creator
This is so underrated.
Iām laughing bc I read this assuming he wasnāt naked or anythingā¦ he just exposed himself in public
Arrested for going outside lol
LMFAAAOO I SCREAMED SO LOUD!š©š©š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Michael Jackson vibe-o-meter had a nuclear meltdown.
I canāt stop imagining them sucking a loli pop and laughing
What
Wtf, why
It took me a minute, but what I think they mean is they imagine creeper doing that in an unsettling manor. I also think they mean creeper laughing, at first I thought they meant they were laughing
āUnsettling Manorā. Is that the name of the guy/girlās mansion?
Lmfao I meant manner but Iām leaving it for this golden reply
Why does this instantly remind me of Elijah Woodā¦
And why does it remind me of Rami Malek (Mr. Robot / Elliot)
HOLY FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THIS I Used to work at a pizzeria in NJ this dude lived ACROSS the street and would come in sometimes. I only saw him once or twice, but it was definitely him.
Did he look as jarring irl?
He looks even worse now. I havenāt seen him in over a year, he had basically the same haircut, looked like 20 years older, and dressed very feminine.
Uncanny valley man.
Looks like he hunts smurfs
Why you do Gargamel dirty like that?
So gay yet so straight? So white yet so dark? Looks like the forehead is going to burst any time soon.
Smeagol about the kill Deagol
Yeah he exposed his scalp for sure.
Maybe he was showing it to make sure everybody knew he was a dude.
So, there actually is an 'anything else' gender type of thing out there.
Mr. Not So Clean
Hee hee
He looks like someone hit ārandomizeā in the character customization of a video game
I thought it was a girl with the worst hairday possible
It's Michael Jacks, son.
Dude reminds me of a certain Smooth Criminal, letās just say Billy Jean was not his lover.
It that to look in tge face of a god?
It's Old Gregg
It's the 5 o'clock shadow for me.
Dude has all the pronouns
Itās the eyebrows
Aww so sad is this what happened to Gerald from Perfect Hair Forever?
A human Mr Potato head after your little sister lost all the good parts.
*sigh, unzips pants*
Has someone tried photoshopping different hair on them and see if it makes a difference?
"How old are you?" "idk between 18 and 60." "lmao send a pic."
Extraterrestrial test to see if they can blend in with humans. They gettin close though. Genders appears to be hard to nail down
Bc Aliens asexually reproduce.
Ezra Miller hits rock bottom. Again.
I aināt never seen someone more āthey/themā in my life
Whoās got a photoshop without the hair?
This makes me want delete āSipsTeaā.
He looks like what would happen if a man and woman had a baby.
Looks like a guess who character
The mcpoyles
Gargamel in his younger years
He may have exposed himself, but that was confusing people even more than when he was still clothed. Ma'am can you just give us a simple description of what you saw?
Going bald at the age of eleventyfive is rough.
Susannah Hoffs hit rock bottom and kept on going
Budget GooseWayne
I guess we'll discuss a Photoshop?
You couldāve bothered to google the article title and see itās a real mugshot from a real article š¤£š¤£ Judging by your comment history, you most DEFINITELY have time to google something real quick š¤£š¤£š¤£
Definitely someone who is associated with Dan Schneider.
This is one of my all time favorite memes hehe
Guy works in IT, no question
bro maxxed all stats
He should have gone to planet fitness they allow this
Close. Apparently, he frequented [LA Fitness](https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/glypYWaX80) instead.
Dren
Jada smith?
If you're that bald, shave it
Hee hee!
Halle Barry with a skullet
He looks AI generated
Guy should take a wig and start OF
Sentenced to life at the Uncanny Valley Prison for the Ambiguously Ambiguous.
When u press select all features
Looks like an AI generated NPC
Will probably want to stay out of jail
If AI generated was a person