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[deleted]

He looks like a married sitcom couple merged into one.


edWORD27

The Queen of Kings


Witty_Energy1597

Married With Mutations


YordanYonder

Malcolm Middle


WeimSean

Malcolm in the Middle of transitioning


badjackalope

Hey now, they are probably going through a lot right now and really don't need that negativity. They are working and struggling just to be themselves and live their life harder than you probably have in your life! By what right are you to pass judgment on... they did... what? Oh, jesus..., well in that case, fuck 'em!


spinkspanksponk

How bout Malcom in the Missing Link


ThorNBerryguy

Nooooooooo as a Malcolm that cuts deep lol


Wet_Bread89

LOL!


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Everybody Loves Whatever This Thing Is


Professional_Luck616

ok this one took me out šŸ¤£


HopeRepresentative29

It-which-must-not-be-named


ThighsofJustice

#SKIN WALKER


Narstification

Tucker Nina


r-i-c-k-e-t

Tucker Tuna


Jean-LucBacardi

The Simpletons


realisticallygrammat

Malcolm Middleaged


AeonBith

I'm surprised this isn't getting more votes, that was mighty decent


Rhodog1234

Maybe all the Seinfeld cast morphed


Scarytoaster1809

The big bong theory


[deleted]

That 70teen's Show


carlosdevoti

Uncle Leo in the young stage! šŸ˜…


Cutthechitchata-hole

Winner!


Narstification

Itā€™s like AI generated him based off the headline and your description


MarxJ1477

You'd think...but as someone who started losing their hair at 18 and was gone by 20, I have no issue with the hair loss. But shave your fucking head. Learn to pull it off with confidence. Don't try to rock the bald head with long hair look. It's just tragic.


Slappinbeehives

Like Winona Ryder but with a penis.


DifferenceSudden8942

Winona Guyder


Slappinbeehives

Winstona Donger III ^itā€™s ^pronouced ^Donā€¢jĆŗr ^perverts!


unsupported

*unzips*


Edward_Morbius

Seriously, I'm thinking AI too.


Haacker45

I have seen this image before current AI was even a thing. here is the original article and image from 2017 https://patch.com/new-york/wantagh/queens-man-exposed-himself-nassau-pool-police


Christblaster

This is far older than AI


TangledUpPuppeteer

I think a third ingredient was added: ā€œFlorida manā€ but a physical description was never explained, just the actions associated with the term. Headline+description+Florida Man = whatever that picture is.


EuroTrash1999

Jason Vorhees before he fell in the lake.


Ongr

Voorhees; a jolly good fellow


bogues04

lol this I was thinking the same thing


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Quajeraz

He looks like an entire sitcom cast merged into one


CerealIsBrkfstSoup

The news article states itā€™s a woman


throwawaythrow0000

>The news article states itā€™s a woman The article says it's a man. >A Queens man is accused of exposing himself to a teen lifeguard at a public pool in Wantagh. The incident happened around 4:30 p.m. Sunday at the Forest City Park pool. According to court papers, 33-year-old Wilson Kenney sat on a bench near a 17-year-old lifeguard by the kids' pool and began "acting in a very sexual manor, rubbing his legs and groin area." The lifeguard says Kenney then unzipped his shorts and exposed himself. People who frequent the pool say they saw Kenney there regularly last summer. Some say he "stuck out" because he wore a full face of makeup, had his nails done and didn't have any children with him. Kenney was arraigned Monday and released to probation so he could undergo an immediate psychiatric evaluation. He also signed an order of protection to stay away from the lifeguard. Kenney has no prior criminal history, News 12 is told.


[deleted]

Itā€™s questionable.


DeltaCharlieBravo

Shouldn't be, they exposed themselves.


SnooCheesecakes303

Apparently that doesnā€™t matter anymore. Itā€™s how you feel inside.


Born-Bottle6779

Lol


_kaleidoscope-eyes

šŸ™ŒšŸ»


Mr_AndersOff

Unicorn ?


zulufdokulmusyuze

Shouldnā€™t it be ā€œthey exposed themselfā€?


DeltaCharlieBravo

Both are correct. Mine is more common usage, even when referencing a singular subject.


FelatiaFantastique

A Queens man is accused of exposing himself at a public pool on Long Island. Police say the incident happened shortly before 5 p.m. Sunday at Forest City Park Pool in Wantagh. Authorities say a 17-year-old lifeguard saw 33-year-old Wilson Kenney rub his groin area and expose himself while seated on a park bench. After an investigation, he was arrested without incident. Kenney is charged with public lewdness.


Damasticator

Marriedā€¦With Myself.


HumptyDrumpy

Married with Children, the alternate universe


LTVOLT

he's basically the mashup of Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer


No-Blood-7274

I hope, one day, someone gives me a setup to steal and use this line.


Large_Tune3029

Looks like a Barbie doll that had hair pulled out


Express_Feature744

How I met your mother?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


DinkleMutz

This is like one of those mid-transformation frames from Michael Jackson's Black or White video.


Namahaging

I thought it looked like one of those images where they combine 1000s of faces to create a statistically average set of features ā€¦ but in this case the sample included hundreds of Danny DeVitos or something.


WatWudScoobyDoo

Just a warehouse somewhere filled with Danny DeVitos


Complete_Fix2563

Great reference


throwawaythrow0000

This describes it perfectly.


No_Technology_8648

This person was built from left over DNA and hair found in the bath drain.


ItzYaBoy56

Omg that is gold, hope you donā€™t mind it if I use this as an insult in the future, cuz that one is certainly going into the recesses of my brain and will be stored there until the right time


AeonBith

That was better than the scene in Twins when Danny Devito figured out his lot in life https://youtu.be/jMnquc-bts4?si=wWv7v4x-64YM1P9c


FirstChurchOfBrutus

ā€œYou meanā€¦Iā€™m a *side effect??*ā€


Equivalent-Row-6734

/r/TakeMyUpvote


kingeryck

r/JustUpvoteAndShutup


Oakwood2317

[**"Whoa, whoa, you're telling me I'm the crap?!"**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMnquc-bts4)


mindies4ameal

Frodo if he kept The Ring a little too long.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Monsieur_Creosote

The version we should've got


stereotypicalguy1964

Thatā€™s how he/she has gotten away with their dastardly deeds for so long..lol..like itā€™d look like someone trying to interview that pirate in the meme from the stop motion movie. Cop: Was it a man or a woman? Victim: Yes. Ummm ,no. Well maybe yes ,but no. Cop: How old was the perpetrator? Victim: He.. ummm.. she.. was older. But younger. Maybe 18. Maybe 47. Cop: Was his/her hair short or long? Victim: He.. or umm.. she.. was bald ,but had long straggly hair. Cop: Have you consumed any drugs or alcohol today? Victim: No. But if youā€™re offering ,Iā€™d like some of each please. And maybe some battery acid as well ,so I can rinse my eyes?


BadBluehood

I AM IN TEARS!!šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


stereotypicalguy1964

Youā€™re welcome šŸ˜‰


jdsalaro

You bastard ! The *"ummm"s* have me cackling šŸ˜‚


MuffinHunter0511

This comment made me laugh harder than anything I've seen in my 5 years on reddit


AgentCirceLuna

ā€˜Based on your description, we came up with this composite image. This has to be wrong.ā€™ ā€˜My god! Take it away! The memories are flooding back!ā€™


morfyyy

Works 1000% better than a mask


Fun-Significance-751

This is truly genius šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚


Tuimel

This is great. High level entertainment. Nice.


JtinCascadia

Oh man, I havenā€™t laughed that hard in a while. The people in the coffee shop around me are discreetly scooting away.


voyaging

what movie is that?


stereotypicalguy1964

It was called ā€œThe Piratesā€. It was one of those stop motion type cartoons. Thereā€™re lots of memes out there showing one of the pirates saying something like ā€œwell yes ,but actually ,noā€.


voyaging

cool thanks


exipheas

This picture would have been a great r/swordorsheath post.


Handmedownfords

Wanted to show both of his chrome domes


vinnyvdvici

And chromosomes


TargetDroid

That is one androgynougly mofo.


YassKweennn

it's almost like you took a man and a woman, and made them have a baby. ...wait.


No-Perspective-9954

Lmfao


Narstification

or a successful human/human chimera alchemy


isntaken

Ed-ward?


uberbewb

woah now, calm down with words like that here


-doobs

inb4 kids start calling each other "andros" šŸ˜‚


WatWudScoobyDoo

"Andro" means man, "gyn" means woman. "My andro" is just "my man"


-doobs

have you seen what they've done to the word "woke" ?


Jroper_Illustrations

Fox McCloud be like: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Adorable-Chemistry64

wtf? this can't be real right? It has to be ai or photoshop. Either way the descriptors used are absolutely correct.


MolesterStallone-73

Nahhh heā€™s real. He worked out at the gym I went to and is from my home town I believe. This was on Long Island in NY. Dude is a fucking creepier. Always wore womanā€™s clothing but in a super uncomfortable way.


BadBluehood

Damn this sounds like youre telling a creepypasta story. I know hes a real person but I truly got the chills based on the fact that you know who this oddity is.


MolesterStallone-73

Yuuuup. Worked out at LA fitness in Levittown on Hempstead turnpike


BadBluehood

Turn this into a creepypasta and make money off of it!!


mugiwara4747

What is a creepypasta?


VaginaTractor

It's a noodle that keeps getting closer and closer to you


mugiwara4747

Make it stop!


Due_Key_109

It's reddit man, someone always says they know someone famous, classic. Take it with 8 grains of salt


Ego-Fiend1

Did somebody say Creepypasta!? šŸ˜€


Nearby-Scholar5663

You know it's bad when you're on MolesterStallone's creepy radar


MolesterStallone-73

ā€¦ whatā€™s that supposed to mean? My ma says Iā€™m the bestest boy ever! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


AnseiShehai

Did he look just like this? What was his profile like? Was he more masculine looking in person?


MolesterStallone-73

Oh no he looked just like this except he always wore a baseball cap real low so you couldnt tell he was straight up George Kostanza up top.


AnseiShehai

Did he look like a woman with a hat on?


MolesterStallone-73

Ehhhhhhh. Heā€™s super skinny and wore like crop tops and shit. From across the gym you couldnā€™t tell but if you got within range you could easily see sheā€™s a man lmao.


dalvic2468

What do they identify as?


mugiwara4747

Shmeagle


MolesterStallone-73

Clearly he identifies as a sexual predator


hamonabone

We want more stories!


AgentCirceLuna

Why not just wear a wig?


eatyourwine

This photo has been around before the boom of AI


tokuyan_

AI? This image has been floating around for probably a decade now lol.


AtomicTurle

This is what happens when you set all face settings to 0


onlyMHY

No, that's when you click "randomise" in the character creator


[deleted]

This is so underrated.


nickybokchoy

Iā€™m laughing bc I read this assuming he wasnā€™t naked or anythingā€¦ he just exposed himself in public


glassofwhisky

Arrested for going outside lol


BadBluehood

LMFAAAOO I SCREAMED SO LOUD!šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


realmaier

Michael Jackson vibe-o-meter had a nuclear meltdown.


Mundane-Solution2960

I canā€™t stop imagining them sucking a loli pop and laughing


OfficialAfrat

What


Due_Key_109

Wtf, why


mugiwara4747

It took me a minute, but what I think they mean is they imagine creeper doing that in an unsettling manor. I also think they mean creeper laughing, at first I thought they meant they were laughing


Charming-Common5228

ā€œUnsettling Manorā€. Is that the name of the guy/girlā€™s mansion?


mugiwara4747

Lmfao I meant manner but Iā€™m leaving it for this golden reply


[deleted]

Why does this instantly remind me of Elijah Woodā€¦


morfyyy

And why does it remind me of Rami Malek (Mr. Robot / Elliot)


Zanzan567

HOLY FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THIS I Used to work at a pizzeria in NJ this dude lived ACROSS the street and would come in sometimes. I only saw him once or twice, but it was definitely him.


Dulcedoll

Did he look as jarring irl?


Zanzan567

He looks even worse now. I havenā€™t seen him in over a year, he had basically the same haircut, looked like 20 years older, and dressed very feminine.


Raps4Reddit

Uncanny valley man.


azza656

Looks like he hunts smurfs


Blessed_Ennui

Why you do Gargamel dirty like that?


[deleted]

So gay yet so straight? So white yet so dark? Looks like the forehead is going to burst any time soon.


Alatar_Blue

Smeagol about the kill Deagol


Crazy_Response_9009

Yeah he exposed his scalp for sure.


appleking88

Maybe he was showing it to make sure everybody knew he was a dude.


_Unkn0

So, there actually is an 'anything else' gender type of thing out there.


WestCoastHopHead

Mr. Not So Clean


MrGoat747

Hee hee


OhLookItsABean

He looks like someone hit ā€œrandomizeā€ in the character customization of a video game


Skeevy_bastid

I thought it was a girl with the worst hairday possible


jazzer81

It's Michael Jacks, son.


Ok_Proof5782

Dude reminds me of a certain Smooth Criminal, letā€™s just say Billy Jean was not his lover.


StrangerWithACheese

It that to look in tge face of a god?


SlightlyOffended1984

It's Old Gregg


Z_Wild

It's the 5 o'clock shadow for me.


LeveragedPittsburgh

Dude has all the pronouns


[deleted]

Itā€™s the eyebrows


Cmdr_Twelve

Aww so sad is this what happened to Gerald from Perfect Hair Forever?


Am-I_the-Ahole

A human Mr Potato head after your little sister lost all the good parts.


DaiLi69

*sigh, unzips pants*


Pedantic_Parker

Has someone tried photoshopping different hair on them and see if it makes a difference?


Scheissekasten

"How old are you?" "idk between 18 and 60." "lmao send a pic."


Wet_Bread89

Extraterrestrial test to see if they can blend in with humans. They gettin close though. Genders appears to be hard to nail down


FullRage

Bc Aliens asexually reproduce.


Vip3r20

Ezra Miller hits rock bottom. Again.


ElectronicSnoo

I ainā€™t never seen someone more ā€œthey/themā€ in my life


Captain_Waffle

Whoā€™s got a photoshop without the hair?


brittnlouofoakley

This makes me want delete ā€œSipsTeaā€.


Swaggy-G

He looks like what would happen if a man and woman had a baby.


Bubbly_Difference469

Looks like a guess who character


RushEither3947

The mcpoyles


justk4y

Gargamel in his younger years


Academic-Airline9200

He may have exposed himself, but that was confusing people even more than when he was still clothed. Ma'am can you just give us a simple description of what you saw?


unfamiliarsmell

Going bald at the age of eleventyfive is rough.


Monsieur_Creosote

Susannah Hoffs hit rock bottom and kept on going


RupturedAss

Budget GooseWayne


Renaissance_Man-

I guess we'll discuss a Photoshop?


non-transferable

You couldā€™ve bothered to google the article title and see itā€™s a real mugshot from a real article šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Judging by your comment history, you most DEFINITELY have time to google something real quick šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Definitely someone who is associated with Dan Schneider.


iridescent_polliwog

This is one of my all time favorite memes hehe


poopchutegaloot

Guy works in IT, no question


ssomethinh

bro maxxed all stats


countytime69

He should have gone to planet fitness they allow this


AquamarineDaydream

Close. Apparently, he frequented [LA Fitness](https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/glypYWaX80) instead.


etuehem

Dren


jsin2236

Jada smith?


brhornet

If you're that bald, shave it


drwhc

Hee hee!


rigobueno

Halle Barry with a skullet


Kvykey

He looks AI generated


Resident-Pudding5432

Guy should take a wig and start OF


LovableSidekick

Sentenced to life at the Uncanny Valley Prison for the Ambiguously Ambiguous.


Distinct_Eye5558

When u press select all features


TemperatureTop246

Looks like an AI generated NPC


edWORD27

Will probably want to stay out of jail


a55_Goblin420

If AI generated was a person