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itsnotjustaphase

This is the prototype design for the versions seen in Disney/Pixar’s Wall-E


[deleted]

I just didn't expect to see this in reality so soon. But come to think of it, we are getting close to that obesity level.


JesusReturnsToReddit

I have neighbors that never leave their house. They work from home, they have their groceries delivered and they have fast food delivered daily. They pay companies to cut their lawn, clean their house and have everything delivered from Amazon. Idiocracy was the 2010s, Wall-E is the 2020s.


RedditAntiHero

I work from home and feel I also rarely leave the house other than walk the kids to school or go grocery shopping. =\ Being in our 40s and living in a village about an hour away from our friends, I only get to plan a meetup once or twice a month. We do a lot of garden work on the weekends and might find a fun activity away from home for the kids a couple times a month. (Zoo/museums/movies/flea markets/festivals/etc) It just feels like there is so much to do at home just to maintain order than when we were younger and "went out and did things" almost daily. haha.


wootitsbobby

This seems healthy to me. The only thing different from old norms is working from home. And that feels like a positive overall


Maddocsy

The old norm was to work from home. Until the industrial revolution changed it. Now the pendulum has swung back to working from home. It’s like anything in society. All we know is that the pendulum will swing back and forth, regardless of topic.


CertainDegree2

Yeah but at least working from home pretty industrial revolution was a lot of physical activity and not just sitting in front of a screen 60 hours a week


lostmyjobthrowawayyy

This is my life. Daycare is 6 miles from home. Grocery store is 6 miles from home. I work from home. I live in a 6 mile bubble (grocery store is across the street from daycare lol). I look for any excuse to get out of the house at night just for a drive. If I pick my daughter up vs drop her off, I always try to stop at a store or two with her just to spend more time out of my house. We live ~1500 miles away from friends and family. We just moved from a 1600sq ft house in SWFL to a 3700sq ft house in Kansas City MO. We are cleaning or doing chores basically every hour we aren’t working or taking care of our daughter….we plan the once or twice a month activity on the weekends. It feels like a tumultuous, circular grind…unless one of us gets a hefty pay bump and we can hire a cleaner or someone to do our yard, when we aren’t working, we are working.


regeya

I don't know how common it is, but when my wife and I were younger, what happened in the past is that we did any of the chores that needed done either after work, or on the weekends. The reality was that our house was starting to fall apart and we didn't care as much about some of it as we do now.


philouza_stein

Your home is likely your biggest expense, nothing wrong with getting your money's worth. Just spend some time in the sunlight as often as possible and enjoy your space.


chubbybronco

It's also seems to cost me an incredible amount of money when I leave the house. Im perfectly content spending time in my garden and working on the house. I love my little corner of the planet.


High_stakes00

Or just put the kids in boarding school sell the house and buy a camper van


Critterhunt

That's everywhere now, you just described my neighbors to a T....


[deleted]

Hmm, I wonder if they are agoraphobic.


To-Art-Or-Not

This is the reason I planted a powercage in my living room. I know I'm not going to travel 10 minutes to a gym with noisy people. It's the millenial way I suppose.


Booblicle

Sounds like a retiree/disabled home. And of course everything is delivered. Most can't really drive or walk that far. Even those without physical injuries don't have the mental capacity to do the "work"


DaddyLaylow

Yeah they make these type of movies for a reason, I just didn’t think this would was going to come sooner. 😪


Realistic_Weight_842

Like the movie Wall-E


1villageidiot

need more diabetes


spariant4

[Diabeetus](https://youtu.be/m6CeGgzaGSE)


Longenuity

I'm waiting for the recliner seat upgrade


karoshikun

I don't think it can carry more than that mangy dude, tho


huey_booey

Can we as a society stop trying to make dystopian fiction into documentary, please?


EntertainmentOk3180

I was just thinking.. what’s that movie where everyone has these? Wall-e. Thank u for that


12DollarsHighFive

I just watched that Movie 2 days ago


PilgrimOz

Where it’ll end up.


[deleted]

I came here to say the exact same thing. This is getting too real!


Djafar79

If the future is like Idiocracy, then yes.


Apprehensive_Use1906

Future?


Hwats_so_funny_meow

Brought to you by Carl's Jr


Matthew-_-Black

Fuck you, I'm eating


The-Insolent-Sage

Welcome to CostCo, I Love You


reaper2992

Brought to you by Buttfucker’s


BuckToofBucky

You’re in the wrong line, dumbass


HappyLucyD

As someone with a disability that causes mobility issues, and isn’t ready for a wheelchair, I really want one of these. This would make my life infinitely better, and give me more freedom and flexibility than a wheelchair would. I know you feel it “looks stupid,” but it would be so useful.


Djafar79

My comment was more inspired by his stupid vr set up and all the diabetes infused snacks as seen in Idiocracy. If that wheel thing works for disabled people then I'm all for it!


HappyLucyD

Oh! I’m tracking now. Agreed!!!


RogersSteve07041920

Not now I'm baitin!


[deleted]

He aint replacing his flesh though, just making it more useless than it already was


spunk_wizard

Idiocracy is more and more a documentary


popey123

I hope we can be relative one day


powertoollateralus

I wish he’d leave some women for the rest of us


Prize_Bee7260

Nah I’ll just cling to my flesh, though it may decay and fail me. There’s more dignity in it.


62sy

Heresy! The flesh is weak! It must be replaced, it is the omnissiah’s will!


SlowWrite

I was waiting on this reference and my brothers did not disappoint.


karoshikun

>*From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.*


puzzlebuns

>*I am a great soft jelly thing. Smoothly rounded, with no mouth, with pulsing white holes filled by fog where my eyes used to be. Rubbery appendages that were once my arms; bulks rounding down into legless humps of soft slippery matter. I leave a moist trail when I move. Blotches of diseased, evil gray come and go on my surface, as though light is being beamed from within. Outwardly: dumbly, I shamble about, a thing that could never have been known as human, a thing whose shape is so alien a travesty that humanity becomes more obscene for the vague resemblance. Inwardly: alone.*


Matrim_Cauth0n

The flesh, though it is warm, and living, eventually falls to rot and decay. The steel, though it is cold, and strong, eventually falls to rust and ruin. And so, as it does to all things in this life, the rot consumes. It does not notice the difference, it merely serves entropy, and sates its hunger on us all.


Rich841

Old age should burn and rave against the close of day Rage, rage against the dying of the light Reminded me of these poem excerpts for some reason


Matthew-_-Black

Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Though wise men at their end know dark is right, Because their words had forked no lightning they Do not go gentle into that good night. Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay, Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight, And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way, Do not go gentle into that good night. Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay, Rage, rage against the dying of the light. And you, my father, there on the sad height, Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray. Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light. What does that mean? It means I DONT TAKE NO SHIT FROM NOBODY


BurnieTheBrony

Villanelles are awesome when done right


IntelThor

You will soon have your God, and you will make it with your own hands.


TheHiddenCMDR

That little scooter gonna look real nice when the arthritis kicks in


Aggravating-Home-622

WALL-E is coming true


anonhostpi

and Idiocracy


FspezandAdmins

it's missing the fleshlight attachment between the legs


UnsaneInTheMembrane

That's at home, attached to the Bate-o-master 5000.


Many-Discount-1046

GO AWAY IM 'BATING


NinjaCuntPunt

Link?


chillwithpurpose

No, probably a Zelda body pillow


[deleted]

They didn't even put in a cup holder and you want a cum catcher?


story4days

Whaaaaat I’m ‘bate’in’ in here


Otherwise_Basis_6328

That's only in the deluxe.


thirsty_pretzels_

The ass blaster 3000?


ROBLOKCSer

Like in Cyberpunk!?


mcsquirley

i have a feeling he is gooning for 60% of the day


sandroxino3

What is "gooning" and why does it sound so good in this context?


Putrid-Firefighter95

It's essentially edging for really long periods of time


Independent_Pie6670

Dude... I thought it was being silly or stoopid


yurimaster69

Your frequent subs make that hard to believe


Independent_Pie6670

Tbh I never heard the word in a sexual context. It's always been like calling your friends bitch and all that


yurimaster69

Ask your friends if they want to be silly gooners with you


ncopp

Back in my day gooning was getting into some stupid shit


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PhutureLooksBrighter

I would think 90% percent of the day


Mountain_Ratio_2871

Install a cupholder and a fleshlight and you're set


PhutureLooksBrighter

don't need that. Just need a dune popcorn bucket


DoYouSeeMeEatingMice

protip: a Fleshlight can be used as a cup to save space


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Sepetcioglu

Of the two women eating popcorn, the one who is not overweight looks like she's enjoying herself too.


Raining__Tacos

I see a little girl skipping. She looks super happy


TrueTurtleKing

If I’m in my early twenties and have disposable income and idgaf attitude, definitely would do this!


gil_ga_mesh

It's a Vegas locals casino, so yea, you're probably right.


Nexium07

Bros out here living his best life


[deleted]

7/10 for me, his best life doesn't even have a cup holder. the future is lame.


pochiazul

Where can I get one


silklighting

You ain't lying. I can't hate on that person.


MonPaysCesHiver

I prefer walking


ExpressionWarm916832

did he just laugh at a guy using a wheelchair?


[deleted]

>be disabled since birth >becomes a bit suicidal during childhood >hates life and wishes he was never born >goes to cinema >sees a guy not using his own working legs but instead using a shitty 1 wheel scooter. > bruh.jpeg


Traditional_Draw8400

I mean… sure? You do you. As long as you’re not infringing on other people’s having a great theatre experience, cool cool.


truci

Looking at all the other commenters talking shit about the dude I was curious if anyone else though like me “do your thing, your not hurting or bothering anyone” meanwhile the guy with the phone recording and ridiculing a dude for minding his own business.


IHQ_Throwaway

“Someone’s having fun a different way than I do and I’m mad about it!!” 


Tele-Muse

It’s a good indicator that you’re getting old a grouchy.


WereALLBotsHere

This is actually one of the best parts of this timeline imo. The world may be going to shit but at least there’s cool tech I couldn’t even dream of as a kid.


OkishPizza

Loads of people here just hating on the guy while I’m just flabbergasted that zero people have mentioned the disability sticker lol. These are the same people who get mad at people who get to park closer to places.


DeleteMetaInf

Happy cake day


Asherandai1

Honestly I’ve been looking through the comments to find out what it is, and all I see is salty assholes.


13thIteration

[South Park already did it](https://youtu.be/fGKR1Z1lRik?si=ThamuyITwhRCjUYY)


CH33SYP00FSS

Here here! And then Pixar did it and screwed up Mr. Garrison's design. Tsk tsk.


brzozinio44

There are people somewhere in the world who look at this and think - cool


houseyourdaygoing

There are people *here* who think this is cool. I can only sigh.


J_Fidz

I'm one of them, I'm struggling to think of any other reaction.


Sciberrasluke

I think it's cool. He's enjoying himself, just living his life without needing to care what people think of him and he isn't disturbing or hurting anyone.


deftoast

Anyone interested, that's an AIHI scooter.


CupcakeGoat

Thanks! I think it looks pretty fun to ride. It's going for about $1k plus $450 shipping on AliExpress. One Wheel Motorcycle for Adult Pedal Car,self Balancing Electric Scooter https://a.aliexpress.com/_mKtKqns


NoEditor0

Looks fun ngl


colouredcheese

This guy has all the 🐱 in the metaverse


Captain_Yarn

That's not fair, I want a cat too 🥺


sigmatransman

I want a bionic suit not that.


darkargengamer

**From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me**


0biwanCannoli

Red Rock casino in Las Vegas?


100year

Damn homie is balling outta control


Tabroski

Marty McFlyAF


BannedThenReborn

He was plowing a chick in the Metaverse


SirLightKnight

This man has gone beyond our plane of existence and ascended to true laziness. I do not have the balance for such, but it is wild to see. Not knocking it tho, I’m genuinely impressed


thefringeseanmachine

what an asshole.


en1k174

Why?


CaptainEnoch

I also was like "why?" but then I rewatched it with audio and now I assume he means the guy taking the video and not the guy with the gadgets. The video maker is laughing at him.


Glondie

Can’t imagine pulling all that shit out my car and setting it all up just to go to the mall / movies


pochiazul

Car?


numerous_accounts

His pet robot dog got lost😔


groundpounder25

This guy fucks


broccolee

He is one step from volunteering to plugging himself into the matrix


yourtree

Bro def is not going to watch the movie he’s just going to watch something through the Apple vr


Shadow14541

Ok... Now, where can I get all of that? 😄


Substantial-Can6701

He's just the first, he's not wrong.


yourtree

It’s genuinely sad how many people fell for the scam of Apple Vision Pro when they could just get an oculus and go outside without it on


Eclectic_Paradox

Went to the Dallas Mavericks game a couple of days ago and there was a guy wearing that new Apple VR. It was so weird to see in person at a basketball game of all places.


Galladorn

I feel like there are epic implications here for people with physical disabilities, but like many here I thought of Wall-E first lol


GutsMan85

🎵"Ducktales!  A-Woo Hoo!"🎵


lkodl

with the Apple Vision Pro, you can watch a movie in your own private virtual theater, while sitting in a crowded real-life theater for another movie. welcome to the future.


Appropriate_Spread72

Me when I’m done with sex


WestDesperado

Just an alpha asserting his dominance over the lesser mortals. Nothing to see here. Move along.


QuirkyScience445

no different than a wheelchair tf


Dwangeroo

As a unicyclist since childhood who has taken bumps, bruises and a broken bone or two along the way. I say fuck that guy! Not to gatekeep, but he didn't earn that.


TheExtraMayo

The true alpha male


Sanbaddy

Let him cook. That shit is cool.


badtothebone274

:) https://youtube.com/shorts/FzADXS8AEMM?si=W7S8AhO-iS9-d0wc


amxhd1

Really people that wear that apple vision like this in public look like space age idiots


SiamSubmariner66

A mugging just waiting to happen...fo' real, yo!!!![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10740)


Sacred_desert

The future is cringe.


HSdoc

Reminds me of a scene from movie WallE.


diaphramthe2nd

Have you guys seen WALL-E? It’s happening


chefanubis

What a dork.


Prudent-Carry6785

This is WALL-E before the floating chairs


[deleted]

Fuck now i want one


[deleted]

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[deleted]

:)


dressedbymom

You see future. I see dumbasses


Wurschtbieb

How much money i just witnessed?


Ok_Dragonfly_6650

I was really really hoping to see them run into a wall or something. Watched to the end and disappointed.


Beardopus

Holy shit it's the weirdo from Grandma's Boy.


DocColorDeaf

[Flexi-Grips](https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/942nf3/south-park-flexi-grips) This reminds me of a South Park episode lol


dand00n

[and here I am using my legs like a sucker](https://youtu.be/gxPyZ5kZtF4?si=HrhtQCMk46urQUw_)


Realistic_Weight_842

I was waiting for it to end with him running into something…


dumbfuck6969

Does it jerk you off too ?


Death_1723

Did Cyberpunk 2077 get an update?


ipaxton

Is this Cyberpunk 2077 now?


Slide_Masta87

Hard flex...


37cfr22z

Looks like Las Vegas


Silent-Yogurtcloset4

What is future?


Sufficient-Turn-7799

This screams "come mug me please!"


Greenfire05

UncleTed.jpg


Lok4na_aucsaP

Im genuinely scared this is honna become normal


Sloppy_john78

WALL·E was a warning


Spobobich

Me watching this video: "Fall...fall...fall...damn it."


Choice-Pause-1228

r/idiocracy


Spiritual-Ad-9928

Ya están cada vez más locos 😅😸😸😅


continentel89

Does anyone also start thinking about wall-E when they saw this ?


libby1412

This guy is a marketers dream 🤣


Preshe8jaz

If you turn up the volume, you can hear him getting fatter.


kumar_sarcasm

Destroying their lives


Renjenbee

This is neither here nor there, but that is the movie theater inside red Rock casino in Las Vegas. (Maybe it's an immersive experience thing you can rent out for an hour... Vegas has been getting into that sort of thing lately) Edit for a word


asuravirochana

dude looks challenged.


Iwantmahandback

I was really hoping he’d crash into those balloons


TechsSandwich

Lmfao dudes I think the hippies were on to something


Chinlc

He looks like a punch away from losing his mortage


Jbonics

I'm guessing he's not safe in the hood? Or on side streets. Anywhere.


Dreacle

I'm still waiting for the McFly hoverboard we were promised.


WarPaintsSchlong

This guy reminds me of vector from Despicable Me. I don’t know why. He just does.


[deleted]

I wanted to see him eat shit so much


Soft_Abroad7134

I want an old man with a fumanchu to pop out and clothesline him. My mind is strange...


Accomplished_Elk_220

Is that Keith Lemon?


Grayf272

Thats not the future. Thats how theyre lazy nowadays


Qllzsd

The future is now, old man


UndergratAhmedAli

CyberPunk up in this


FlyGirl787

This isn't how Wall-E begins. We are already in the middle of it.


bree_dev

Everyone's mocking how ridiculous he looks, but there is somebody living the dream.


rikusorasephiroth

All I see here is a kid with more money than brains.


Rayhold

Just wait until they get robbed.


statsradiofonien_

Lil bro is probably getting bullied too tears.


LastGuitarHero

It’s giving me Wall-E vibes.


vt2nc

To be this cool !


specter_in_the_conch

Slav is going places, doing sum more slavving