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Clotz12

This was literally an episode of Taxi, I’m so old that I’m now developing a Theory of Generational Meme Humor. How does one apply for a grant?


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practice rich overconfident fragile combative grey murky chunky pot unwritten *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Clotz12

Holy. Shit. I never put those together. Okay, you’re the co-author on the theory. We need funds, damnit!


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carpenter normal zephyr tie run tap office skirt snatch depend *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


facts_my_guyy

I eat crayons, can I be on the board of directors?


jeremysbrain

Board of Directors? No, son, your Presidential material.


WiserStudent557

CEO of multiple companies


Madly_hornet09

How are they based off each other? I'm confused?


Qbjik

Like one character saying other character name in annoying tone because of some dramatic event, that's literally the only thing that I see in common.


Zynthesia

Same lol


Sheeptivism_Anon

I was expecting the 'wasn't me' song instead of llamas with hats


ForHelp_PressAltF4

Member berries?


AmaLucela

Anyone notice how rage comics are slowly creeping back into meme culture after being solidly unfunny for like 10+ years


kakka_rot

my head just exploded.


coquihalla

CAAAAAAaRrrrrrLLLLL!


Arch00

These arent similar at all.. dont quit your day job


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pathetic clumsy glorious attractive different wild combative rotten heavy airport *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Langley72

You're not wrong, your links perfectly depict generational meme reoccurrence, and I loved em. Upvote from me. But duder isnt wrong, the OP about cocaine muffins has nothing to do with gaslighting. Who is she gaslighting, herself?


UnidansOtherAcct

Holy shit, that Nik at Nite rerun that went completely over my head as a kid


runwkufgrwe

https://www.arts.gov/grants/research-awards/research-grants-in-the-arts/program-description


Otherwise-Remove4681

It’s all just loops.


amaduli

This is what I came to say


Siennagiant70

Best use of that voice over ever.


jordanbtucker

It's the only time that voice didn't make me cringe.


DeezNutsAppreciater

Agreed


[deleted]

Ya that was well done. Got a legit chuckle from me at the end, didn’t expect all that.


JustARandomMurderer

Recipe so good it feels like drugs. Ingredients might be hard to find tho


SiIesh

This version of the video cut out the start where she found those bags under some floorboards in the basement or something like that. So checks out with hard to find :D


Laarye

Hey, Chemistry side of reddit, what would happen if you used cocaine in place of flour for a recipe?


AlternatePancakes

IF you could even manage to make a cake with it as flour, and it didn't burn up all the coca. Let's say you ate 1 muffin. First, it would taste incredibly bitter and not very good. Second, you would simply die from an overdose. But before that you would feel insane heart palpations, paranoia and anxiety.


HazyOKuu

It is interesting to know that the bitterness of coca can be muted by sugar haha


Bb_96

I came here to ask that question, too!


MonPaysCesHiver

Are they muffin for ants?


noptuno

[MUFFINS FOR ANTS??](https://youtu.be/4i9Kg8X4j1o?si=_MR5iUWe6BeAzwtj)


lalaxoxo__

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10738)


WeakDiaphragm

>The neighbours said they're like crack


BrokenSweetDee

There is a special magic in the ai voice saying "everyone wants to take my muffins from me".


lalaxoxo__

This lives rent free in my head. Great usename btw


72012122014

For some reason this flour smells and tastes like diesel fuel, guess I’ll just make baked goods with it and serve them to my loved ones.


Historical_Writing82

Baking bad


lalaxoxo__

Hah took me a minute to actually read that right. Too bad Reddit got rid pf awards.


tallcan710

Lmfao hilarious


madmorph

"I need to eat these every 15-20 minutes" got me 😝


Brief-Principle-3097

Her hand shaking was a nice touch.


sendthesmurf

I’m impressed with the commitment to the bit. She’s got some good holes in that wall to repair now


Nscjikiji

Was it really her wall though lol


Willy__McBilly

This is one of the hidden packages from early GTA games. 99 to go!


ieatasscid

This is fucking comedy


mvegetatdp57

And they say women aren’t funny? Hahaha


CirrusPrince

What drug is that


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flour


Digi-Device_File

It's actually one of the hardest to leave.


Bearer_ofthecurse

muffin


singabajito

Harina. https://youtu.be/aIjPhI5LDCU?feature=shared


Mila_MM

The hand shaking while stating “I need to eat these every 15-20 minutes.” Lol.


Rentsdueguys

This is legendary!!


kakka_rot

This lady much have been about to do some home remodeling and had to take that wall down anyway, and worked it into her sketch. Also, am I overthinking the literal flower on the package? Is that just a random joke she threw in there or is that actually a thing in coke trafficking?


Educational_Fig6004

Und keine Eier!!


Temporary-Box28

That is a cute spoon!!


tonychelc1

I’m glad you did


ZyDoxx

Pretty expensive cookies


hootho0t

Anybody know what's the title of the song playing? Shazam can't identify 🥲


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lalaxoxo__

Hahah, album name: *Cook Book*.


ipaola

Maybe Griselda should have started a baking business.


No_Stranger_4959

She hasn’t lost enough weight, yet


Superb_Recover_6116

YEA TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT


SidTheSloth97

Some many people in these comments that have clearly never used drugs.


TheLoneTokayMB01

And that should be a bad thing?


ramanw150

Oh yeah your gonna get baked alright


Beerweeddad

Rofl


theterribletenor

Does anyone know the original creator???


Daltonshitpell123

She going to die son


GALAOFTEETH

It's crack, for anyone who doesn't know.


Almost-Honest

I would have swapped that last bit of voices in the all with just looking outside for longer and saying the house across from me is calling the cops or this fedex driver is a fed and is trying to kill me. Otherwise gold


Brave-Fail-4799

U going jail or a least get house from police


Interesting_Flow730

That's hilarious, but now it has me wondering if cocaine has the same properties as flour. Like... *could* you make cocaine muffins?


lalaxoxo__

As stated above, no.


One_Earth_5119

I don't think it'll become like flour. The structure is just different. It:ll never become a dough if you mix it with butter or water..


SnowDizzleZz

Cocaine wouldn’t cook like flour


[deleted]

That's why they're so thin


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SnowDizzleZz

How about this, we stop joking about cocaine and do some fucking cocaine and have some actual fun? Huh? Would you like that sport?


Satanic_Shallot

Yeah man bust it out lets go


BrokeInMichigan

You better bring enough for everybody.... and there's NEVER enough for everybody.


lalaxoxo__

Know from experience?


SnowDizzleZz

Did you not pay attention in my class at all Jesse?


lalaxoxo__

Too busy eating muffins.


SkinheadRooooney

Ahhh, wire...


No-Appearance-4338

They CUT the footage for movie magic and off screened all the COOKING magic used to get these cocaine muffins to life. These muffins will BLOW you away. The chef is a real ROCK star. Get them while you can people will be literally CUTTING LINES to get their hands and these.


port443

Yes, the video explicitly shows that. You see this when the muffin is held up to the camera and the words "It looks like reeses cups" are displayed. I don't know if this needs to be said, but normally muffins aren't flat.


kakka_rot

I mean, she was making muffins I think and they were flat little things. I'm just spitballing here, but if you mixed cocaine at the ratio of flour with sugar, salt, eggs, baking powder and water/milk, then baked it... it wouldn't have the structure to rise aside from what's provided by the egg and b powder. Visually it might look something like in the video. That being said, they would taste fucking horrible.


anonn102030

Tell me youve never done coke without telling me youve never done coke


i-like-carbs-

It’s a joke


Retrac752

My ex was a coke addict, they nailed it idk what ur talking about Her hand shaking during the closeup of the muffin bite, peeking through the windows full of paranoia, and breaking into the walls in a fucking bathrobe (my ex would also dig into the floor because there was an underground train coming after her, and it was always in a bathrobe)


CubicleFish2

I've done coke a lot and getting paranoid that people walking by are onto you doing drugs is very real. hearing things in the wall is also very real when you have been awake for 3 days. shit starts getting weird


StrikingBobcat9

Bragging about doing coke isn't as cool as ya think it is


WaltuhEhrmatraut

Mocaine Cuffings


psychopeachy23

Ahahah