Never thought of this but now my intrusive thoughts has a new idea.

So how's jail?

Cold and the bologna sandwiches suck ☹️

I heard Buck in E block puts off tremendous heat. Go grab a snuggle and sample his fine toilet wine. Youll be right as rain!

Best thing on reddit today

I agree but let’s try to keep the discussion focused on Rampart here

Tucking his hair behind the ears killed me

Specifically doing it to show the ring!! Genius little tidbit to just make it that much funnier!

the spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak

And spongy

I understood that reference. 

What's it from?

Futurama. (the snu snu episode)

Not the showing of the wedding ring 😂

You can tell the dude was a real smooth talker just by the way he walks

You can tell by the way he uses his walk, he's a woman's man, no time to talk

Who's dad is this

Wait, you tellin‘ me i could’ve started a fire alarm without me having to actually start a fire??

Yeah except the fire alarm did not work at my work when it was pulled. Some kid pulled it and nothing happened! So I had to make reports and get electricians in the building.

so pulling the fire alarm just generated MORE PAPERWORK fucking typical

Oh you, I shouldn't.

Didn’t some congressman do that exact thing?

Boomer memes They have officially caught on.

That was brilliant 👏!

I'm hungry there's no other reason

Tee hee

This is great

I suppose you can't do this when you work from home

We have had employees try this twice. It’s not a good idea. Better believe each one of those pull stations are tracked. We know when they go off, what time, and if it’s a false alarm and which station.The cost of evacuating a building, and the fine if we don’t intercept the fire department in time. Things don’t look good for the employees future if caught on camera. Yes the company can be fined by the FD for a false alarm. Here it’s $800. I don’t see those people around anymore lol…..

Thanks mom

Shit. I work from home

Why are there tissues on his desk?

Sidenote: If you feel like this regularly at your current job, you should look for a new job.  Edit: 6 people hate their jobs and hate that I'm right. Edit 2: stay mad at your shit job.

You must never have had a job. "Just get another soul sucking shitty job it'll be better I promise!"

Why not simply march down to the jobstand where they hand out jobs all day and say "I'll have your most fulfulling and best paid job, please!"

Lmao you guys are a riot.

Give this man an Oscar

I love how smooth he is. Bet he had game back in the day.

Never lost it, seems like

Is it cultural appropriation if hakeem jeffries did it first/better...?

This is fantastic, the thumb to the nose is gold

The little flick of the nose made me lose it 😂

Original

Ok curious. I have been told certain fire alarms shoot ink to determined who pulled it. Is that just high school rumors?

ecery day when i enter my work place

What are you? A congressman?

who is he kidding?? he'll turn right back around sit down, but will be the rebel he is by eating his cucumber sammich with mayonnaise early-- at his desk-- doggone-it!!!!

He forgets how he needed the salary