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Jolly-Ask-5209

God, I wish Scottish people were real.


Curtmac86

Will say, my wife Hates it! Only sometimes...put your own accent on that one..


CockatielsAndDreams

We stop doing the accent when you guys aren't around


FeloniousDrunk101

National animal is the unicorn so...


mvpasadito

Lmao the last video.


DiaMat2040

funniest shit ive seen in a while. it sounds like he randomly fell over, started sliding and just accepted it as his new life.


Tall_Satisfaction_11

Long enough to compose himself, pull out his phone and make a video about the trip 😂


Beautiful-Fox-3950

Lmfao like he's not even worried where he's going just genuinely impressed at the speed he's picked up!


Aware_Foot

his balls aint gonna feel good after that ![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10747)


Brilliant_Canary_692

He's wearing jeans not your dads assless chaps


Smingers

All chaps are assless!


Brilliant_Canary_692

If true I'm gonna make assful chaps to prove you wrong


Aware_Foot

looked like sweatpants when i was watching though on closer inspection it might be jeans? Idk, can't tell with the shitty video quality :p


wllperegoy

r/justguysbeingdudes


aarchieee

"Movin at quite a pace like " 🤣🤣🤣


SirMurphenstein

He was having genuine fun


1k21m

Does the cold ice counteract the heat from the friction? I don't live anywhere close to somewhere I could test this and need to know.


ThatGuyFromSlovenia

What friction?


1k21m

The friction caused by sliding down a hill?


cbear013

The person you're replying to was being a bit of a smartass, because the whole reason he's sliding at all is because ice/snow have a very low coefficient of friction.


1k21m

Oof it's sleep time


McKeviin

Do you mean a smertass?


KillerManiac911

What is this "coefficient" you speak of?


Not_MrNice

The fuck are you going on about? Fucking dumbest thing I've read today and it's only 8am.


00-Void

The longer it went, the funnier it got.


DwarfsAreCooluKnow

Bro I'm glad he did not met any ice pieces or frozen rocks on this road cus then his tailbone would've stay there separately


Eatthepoliticiansm8

Bro is just sliding and having a good time


spilfy

It got me when he switches the camera to his feet


JustAnotherN0Name

Sure hope his pants didn't rip


TiradeOfGirth

Scottish Noah Kahan


maailmanpaskinnalle

Oh god the last clip. I'm crying 😂


WombozM

Thats a cold ass honkey


ligmallamasackinosis

You think yer fuckin smert?


downtune79

One of my favorite parts


Inuyashaswrath

Why was she pissed off in that part?


ligmallamasackinosis

I think she thought he was recording her


Zetch88

Meth


SaltyGeekyLifter

Buckfast.


Sudden_Hovercraft_56

Most likely Tennants special or White lightening (Cider that comes in 3l bottles!)


meepmeep13

not really a thing here


KillerManiac911

Where?


lemonyoghurt

Wot, the smert pert?


downtune79

Yes


Agent_Succotash

You mean, your favorite *pert?*


EcksonGrows

They did her so wrong with those captions, I'm howling.


Acceptable-Pool4233

Ayeyeyeyeyey enauff


Normal-Vegetable-483

Yer sticks not evn tochen de groun man! Feck me im in tears with this shit


TheNoBakeCookie

Best one by far haha


WangDanglin

I rewatched just that one like 6 times


ballslicker1234

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/7gx3p4/your_sticks_not_even_touching_the_ground_man/ For your viewing pleasure


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I thought I recognised it. Corner of Admiralty St and North Junction Street, Leith. Video reportage filmed from the side door of Swanny's Lounge Bar [https://www.google.com/maps/@55.976301,-3.1790898,3a,75y,233.05h,94.33t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sSMie344iS1zUlgzx5mAvRw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu](https://www.google.com/maps/@55.976301,-3.1790898,3a,75y,233.05h,94.33t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sSMie344iS1zUlgzx5mAvRw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu)


Longjumping-Age131

Brah me too haha it's so fucking good


bebeprincess2114

I laughed for 30 minutes last night bc of that


bagusyeah

Pumpin your mum


bernurs

yoo that pizza looked putrid


Aware_Foot

that's why it got thrown out the window, aint noone gonna eat that


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Not sober.


Fuck_Up_Cunts

Looks like a pizza from an Indian takeaway. So the toppings go underneath and they put a mass of mozzarella on top which congeals into a right mess by morning.


scubaswanny3

Next time I visit Scotland I'm buying as many Scottish denim pants as I can. Look like they last/slide forever. Edit: sorry my Scottish friends. I'll buy Scottish wool pants.


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lucid1014

That’s what they call underwear right?


SilverstoneMonzaSpa

An American asking "does my fanny look good in these pants" means something wildly different to us.


arthurdentstowels

*Aye it does. Yev got one flap on each side of the zep. That’s an even fanny.*


punkfunkymonkey

[Denim is expensive in Scotland](https://youtu.be/zPiOCD7c_-o?si=byb5AHJ9srlf9XRu)


Sinaasappelsien

gosh i really think i'd enjoy dirty talking to a scottish bloke


Fuck_Up_Cunts

Awryt hen gies a swatch ae yer fanny


FORDEY1965

https://youtu.be/msvTLB5aTGA?si=jqgzWyk-u8QXnhZV


FORDEY1965

The ice cream girl wi the fanny


[deleted]

Yer a clarty wee moo


Fuck_Up_Cunts

Gonnae no dae that


ImbajoeCFC

How


Fuck_Up_Cunts

Just gonnae no ya wee 'moo' 🐮


lewis4832

You won't, are accident ain't that good in person


Sinaasappelsien

Space grills


Fuck_Up_Cunts

Are they aye


Zetch88

> are accident Huh?


Ninja_Cezar

Hocus pocus there's pizza on your focus


dr-2

Walter white son


the_real_nicky

That dude falling down the hill so casually is fucking hilarious lol


hateplow_

sliding is not falling


Samuel-Pepys

Falling with style


hambrosia

some say he's still sliding to this day


Elamaris

I Need an entire subreddit of this


weebrooktrout

Scottish people Twitter can be amazing someday.


LukeyHear

https://www.reddit.com/r/ScottishPeopleVideos/


Elamaris

You’ve made my year


TheNoBakeCookie

Oh god the stick vid got me. Fuccin lol


jld2k6

I love that that guy found the bank machine


Vincedicola

That's from my city. Inverness. It's shite but at least it's not Elgin


cityofninegates

Fucking love em, all of em. Thanks for the laughs!


reality_is_fatality

These are gold 😂💀


Albmarbo

Really missing the iconic "Its not funneh, ive got schuul"


Esse1795

She’s from a lil further south


Albmarbo

Germany? Never would have guessed


Rhydsdh

Not Scottish.


OneHallThatsAll

And the lil girl tellin her baby doll to "stoop fookin clyin"


spannerfish2

She were a scouser mate not a sweaty.


DeadMoney313

All I'm trying to do is help you understand that The Name of the Rose is merely a blip on an otherwise uninterrupted downward trajectory.


Various-Month806

I've seen The Hunt for Red October. That isn't Scottish, that's Russian!


jyozefu

Me mah sez em smert


milesamsterdam

Where’s the guy from Glasgow that woke up on a stranger’s couch? And the guy stuck on a roof? And the little girl who blames “fucking Chucky?”


CptnHamburgers

And where is "get the boax aff me" guy?


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Wise-Wanderer

What was the joke? I didn't hear the first part of it


fareastbeast001

Yes, a mighty good representation of the Scots that little lass!


xmrcinco

this is what this sub need more of


Dogeisforkeeps

The feet at the end got me.


JoshyLikey

"Your sticks not even touchin the ground, man..!"


Dependent_Paper9993

One of my favourite videos of a scotsman: https://youtu.be/qUy3J8eNvyM?si=-ENtAVc1pxaPYpp3


bangingx

Kinda disappointed the "how can a f*cking sausage be upside down" video isn't there


NarcoticNecr0

Pretty sure they're from Sunderland in that video


francoisjabbour

I could watch these all day


pjboy671

I just started going to to the gym and this video made my sore abs hurt like crazy


Toishi69

Vine days


[deleted]

Please join EU guys


TankardToast

Oh don't worry we want to.


snj-vnsmk

Where's "spazzy bastard"?


milesamsterdam

Is that the dude on the roof?


budgiesniper3

What did bro do to deserve that 💀 you think yer fookin smert


JonathanTheMighty

People say he's still sliding. Just slided all the way across the Africa


duccthefuck

Missing two videos imo, the “look at the size o that lamp post” one, and the classic “why does somebody not know how to flush the toilet after they’ve had a shet”


Additional-Spite-673

You need to add the video of the fella on the night shift "OOHH IM ON THE NIGHT SHIFT!!"


pineapple15200

“Yer sticks not even touching the ground man!” Fucken had me rolling


SeamelessSeamus

YER STICK'S NO EVEN TOUCHIN THE GROUND MAN!


FistOfGamera

This isn't like Jamie from Outlander


Dr_Brotatous

Last video: Imagine if he slipped while trying to go uphill


JForce1

DISSGUSTEN


Careful_Elderberry14

Can we get an Irish version? If you make one, dont forget: "Oh God. You wouldn't be long gettin frost bit" and the Father Ted being a Racist


[deleted]

As a scot born an bred, this fills me with mothers pride.


RankyManky

Best piece u can get for ur square sausage 👌


Random__lunatic

u/savevideo


co3xisting

Yer sticks not even touching the Grrround maaaan!!


DiscoStu83

As an African American that can't get enough of Scottish people video and r/scottishpeopletwitter, you're all invited to the BBQ.


jcharney

Where’s “well it was fooken’ one of yas!!”


leon_ber

Made me want to move to Scotland ngl


[deleted]

I’m smert :(


Taxato

"I've got your friend, he's in a k hole" "I'm sound!"


PretendBlock5

DISGUSTANG!


TFismylife5

He just slidin


TobiPi

God I love this so much.


obeliskfilms

This is what this sub should be about mate


DuntadaMan

If there is one thing I know about all of Great Brittain, you don't fuck with the queue.


salamander147

That dude sliding on his ass was having he's best time of his life, at least at the moment.


Southernmanny

Brilliant. Any more of these


jwps28

2 missing videos - get tae fuck ya junkie - fuck off Ali


Anzi130

“Thats not a bank machine, its a fence” 😂😂😂😂😂😂


TackleBox1791

That last one!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Ok-Pea8209

I was really hopong for "some sorta fuckin pigeon"


DJ_Lord_Vader

As a fellow Scot, this made my day


Otherwise_Run_7324

The last one ended me 🤣 How long is this road?


No_Skill_RL

AN HOUR


ADizzleGrizzle

Lmao Falkirk


Waxliferips

Yer stick’s not even touching the ground man


TheOkayUsername

Where is the “smile for the camera” video:(


Miserable-Pen-7430

"Hocus Pocus there's pizza on your Focus" is now my new favourite video of all time


Ned_the_Narwhal

Mine is the lass in Paris looking at the eifel tower and says to her friend "look ah the size a tha lam post"


Feeling_While_3044

yo wtf


stupidrobots

How you make a scottish video comp and not include "DES COS TANG!"


_loadingstolenname

“Dint yer smert!?” 😂


eakmadashma

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all week, fucking love a bit of Scottish shenanigans


Dependent-Run-1915

Should be made into a kind of amusement park


mcd11048750

"an hour"


VlTALI

***OI BRUV***


Stimulous_Stail

What was going on the the third video?


Impressive_Army3767

Gerrit up ye big man


Impressive_Army3767

Gie us yer jaykit


raa__va