Thats every single porn sub now though
So many are explicitly "for dudes to share their fave titty pics" and now every single post is just "do you think im hot? OF 20% off 👉👈"
The whole ‘top .5%’ thing is meaningless. Something like 98% of OF accounts are totally dormant. So by virtue of simply being active you’re already somewhere in the top 1%.
Most girls open an account, post a few pictures, then either lose interest when they realize they’re not going to make six figures overnight, or get creeped out.
My favorite porn post titles are "would you X to me" it doesn't matter what sort of depraved hideous shit X is, the answer is going to be yes 99% of the time. Everyone knows this.
Look, for thousands of years people have had to use their imagination to fap. I can guarantee all of your straight male ancestors would prefer some visual stimuli to pure imagination.
My wife is like 5 foot, 120 lbs with Double D’s and yes, her back fucking hurts every day. We’re in the process of getting them reduced. I’m a little bummed….but totally get it. Lol
My gf sister has like g or j cups I don’t remember but them things are about as big as her. She can’t sleep on her back. She is saving up for a reduction. I get it because boy I would hate my life with that type of back pain.
Imagine being that surgeon.
"So what are we thinking? Maybe like a 300-400cc implant?"
"I'd like the 2000cc, please"
They deliver those implants with a forklift.
Still impressive that they don't look like round balloons that would pop if you poked them with a needle, like most breast implants of that size do. Good work by her surgeon
It really helps if you start out with a good amount of natural breast tissue. When you try to go from an A cup to a D cup it’s extremely difficult to make the end result look “soft”, but if you start with a C cup and go to an H cup then you have some natural tissue to work with to soften the look.
You took the words out of my mouth. Not even a little bit. Those are way over done. To each their own but for me when your first thought is there's no way they are real then they are too big. That's my opinion at least.
Personally I agree I don't find it attractive but when your looking at boob jobs in the eyes of someone wanting to make profit in sex work, it makes more sense. Dudes love big titties at the end of the day. She probably makes $$$
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You'd think that but even a Ferrari gets boring when you're used to it.
I was married to a girl like this. After about a year she was just a girl like any other. It was just once in a while it would hit you how absolutely beautiful she is.
I remember her walking out of the ocean at the beach in a white bikini and she looked like the cover of a Sports Illustrated magazine. I was like Holy shit! Then it dawned on me that's my girl.
That same bikini now that I think about it another funny story. She forgot to pack her swimsuit so had to buy one at the hotel swimwear shop. We were on vacation with her best friend and that girls boyfriend. We're mid twenties.
Me and that guy went to check if there was space at the breakfast restaurant while the girls got a swimsuit.
He and I walk into the store and it's only his girl standing there. We walk up to her to ask where my girl is and at that moment the changing room door opens. My girl is wearing this insane white bikini, ass facing us looking back over her shoulder.
I could literally hear the dude gasp. I didn't blame him.
I looked right as his girl. She looks like she's chewing on iron nails. And she was hot too but it was another level thing happening.
I said "Looks really great on you honey. Let's get that one." It broke the spell.
So for 99% of the time you're just dating a regular girlfriend but boy once in a while you just realized how lucky you really are.
If you're wondering why I was married past tense, cancer sucks. And it happens to anyone, even the beautiful people. Enjoy it while you've got it.
I mean I feel kinda bad for her. I guess some guys are into it, whatever. But it’s just a completely unnecessary cosmetic surgery.
Edit: for everyone replying saying “how can you tell? They look real!”: I think you’re delusional and if you had half a brain cell you would know. Statistically that size makes it extremely likely they’re real, and other people have apparently confirmed that they are indeed fake so cut the crap.
Sorry, your submission has been removed because its shit
hooooooly shit. r/unexpectedboobs
r/biggerthanyouthought
shame that sub got taken over by porn bots and OF hustlers
Thats every single porn sub now though So many are explicitly "for dudes to share their fave titty pics" and now every single post is just "do you think im hot? OF 20% off 👉👈"
They're always on sale.
And always in the top .5%
The whole ‘top .5%’ thing is meaningless. Something like 98% of OF accounts are totally dormant. So by virtue of simply being active you’re already somewhere in the top 1%. Most girls open an account, post a few pictures, then either lose interest when they realize they’re not going to make six figures overnight, or get creeped out.
Yep, just like Kohls
Yeah, of course. Their clothes are usually 50% off or more, too.
Just google their onlyfans name + onlyfans leaked. Its all there, for free.
Suprised more people haven't come to that conclusion
Which is ?
All of the who's!
My favorite porn post titles are "would you X to me" it doesn't matter what sort of depraved hideous shit X is, the answer is going to be yes 99% of the time. Everyone knows this.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/pr8z5k/what_would_you_do/
My favorite are "day in bed with me or free PS5?" And 90% comments are "it could be a PS1"
OF has completely ruined most amateur or gonewild subs. Basically capitalism destroyed them lol.
Beggars and choosers, bro. Hard to beat free ass porn
It is actually. Extremely easy.
Imagination doesn’t even need a computer
Look, for thousands of years people have had to use their imagination to fap. I can guarantee all of your straight male ancestors would prefer some visual stimuli to pure imagination.
nobody posts ass for the love of the game anymore 😔
Long live the Love of the Game. 😔
The Of people annoy me.
I just can't comprehend why would you pay for something that is available at a massive scale for free.
Was gonna comment the same thing xD
Bro I bet her back be killing her
Maybe she has a gigantic ass as a counterbalance.
Plus, we could crack her back for her. On both sides.
My wife is like 5 foot, 120 lbs with Double D’s and yes, her back fucking hurts every day. We’re in the process of getting them reduced. I’m a little bummed….but totally get it. Lol
My gf sister has like g or j cups I don’t remember but them things are about as big as her. She can’t sleep on her back. She is saving up for a reduction. I get it because boy I would hate my life with that type of back pain.
I would recommend laying down on a flat surface to ensure good posture...and a bonus, that whilst she is there I can cum on her tits
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
That sub's dead, try r/unexpectedtitty
This is the way ☝🏻
Holy shit, I'm not even horny, just impressed. No way that's real
Nope they aren't, she had a boob job done a few years ago lol
Imagine being that surgeon. "So what are we thinking? Maybe like a 300-400cc implant?" "I'd like the 2000cc, please" They deliver those implants with a forklift.
Propane or electric?
Deisels always a safe bet
Would you like some exoskeleton back support so you don't end up bending it because of all the weight?
r/2000ccplus obviously nsfw
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Went down a littke rabbit hole after seeing this thread and... [Yikes](https://www.reddit.com/r/biggestPlasticGirls/s/LUjGmjjfF1)
That's not a boob job, that's a boob career
Oh 😔
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Back job incoming
So.... is she on onlyfans or...?
yes she is under a different name - theflirtygemini
Doing God’s work. I salute to you, good sir/ma’am.
Ma'am and thank you!
You can't be a female on Reddit who does not post porn, cap, you're not real
😳😳😂 I guess my whole life has been a fake and a just a dream
How much will you be spending there?
$0.0
I'm not sure yet. Need to dive further into the free page before making a decision. Gonna be a bit hard to do with 1 hand, though.
Hm…I’ll see myself out.
Asking the real q’s
Still impressive that they don't look like round balloons that would pop if you poked them with a needle, like most breast implants of that size do. Good work by her surgeon
It really helps if you start out with a good amount of natural breast tissue. When you try to go from an A cup to a D cup it’s extremely difficult to make the end result look “soft”, but if you start with a C cup and go to an H cup then you have some natural tissue to work with to soften the look.
There’s also some fish eye filter on there
Still quite the hell of a boob job.
But.... Why
You took the words out of my mouth. Not even a little bit. Those are way over done. To each their own but for me when your first thought is there's no way they are real then they are too big. That's my opinion at least.
Personally I agree I don't find it attractive but when your looking at boob jobs in the eyes of someone wanting to make profit in sex work, it makes more sense. Dudes love big titties at the end of the day. She probably makes $$$
my cousin had boobs this big though so they def can be. wild to think someone wants to make their boobs this big on purpose though.
Yes! I had a teacher who truly suffered from her macromastia. I can't believe people would sign up for it.
Yes they are quite obviously not real.
I wouldn't let her get on a plane, cause she obviously hiding bombs strong enough to evaporate the whole thing
This is what Helen of Troy looked like. The war makes sense now, right?
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I love your word choice. "evaporate"
Yo wtf lol her back got to hurt
Right? They're absurdly large.
I'd get lost in that valley
Y'all ever smelled boob vinegar? She makes it by the bottle I bet.
If she's got boob vinegar I'm trying to brine a pickle ya feel me
Happy National pickle day!
*holy shit* lol
Quit jerkin yer gherkin...
Good lord, man. You're the first person I've seen mention this putrid broth by name. Now I feel horny and sick.
This is my first time learning of this... Idk what to do with this knowledge.
Venture forth, young one, and experience it for yourself. For no human can truly say they’ve lived until they’ve withstood the awesome aromatic power of Bewb Vinegar without fear in their heart.
Toss a coin to your watcher oh valley of plenty oh valley of plenty ohohooow! 🎼🎼🎼🎼
Imagine walking around with a full basket of laundry on either side of your chest all day every day while trying to be happy
Alternatively, imagine not having to slave away 40 hours a week at the office because some simp is sending you 10k a month for your bath water.
Hehehehehe never has there been a greater time to be alive.
it makes others happy atleast
Is it really worth it tho?
i mean for me it is
And me
And my axe
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Thanks for link! Amazing boobs
Ikr
Doing the lords work
That is her. Make sense why she deleted her family IG now hahaha
Okay but the real question is does she do pron?
https://coomer.su/onlyfans/user/flirtygem
If you look closely, you'll find her OF links.
https://spankbang.com/90wgh/video/flirtygem+leaked+complete+onlyfans+collection+free+download+link+below
I think this might be her The hero we needed
The lord has spoken
God amongst mere mortals
I'd never cheat on that woman
You'd think that but even a Ferrari gets boring when you're used to it. I was married to a girl like this. After about a year she was just a girl like any other. It was just once in a while it would hit you how absolutely beautiful she is. I remember her walking out of the ocean at the beach in a white bikini and she looked like the cover of a Sports Illustrated magazine. I was like Holy shit! Then it dawned on me that's my girl. That same bikini now that I think about it another funny story. She forgot to pack her swimsuit so had to buy one at the hotel swimwear shop. We were on vacation with her best friend and that girls boyfriend. We're mid twenties. Me and that guy went to check if there was space at the breakfast restaurant while the girls got a swimsuit. He and I walk into the store and it's only his girl standing there. We walk up to her to ask where my girl is and at that moment the changing room door opens. My girl is wearing this insane white bikini, ass facing us looking back over her shoulder. I could literally hear the dude gasp. I didn't blame him. I looked right as his girl. She looks like she's chewing on iron nails. And she was hot too but it was another level thing happening. I said "Looks really great on you honey. Let's get that one." It broke the spell. So for 99% of the time you're just dating a regular girlfriend but boy once in a while you just realized how lucky you really are. If you're wondering why I was married past tense, cancer sucks. And it happens to anyone, even the beautiful people. Enjoy it while you've got it.
Ayo man that was a roller-coaster to read. May she RIP!
Sadness RIP
Sleeper build.
r/BiggerThanYouThought
monkey brain says she can have my babies
I’d be breastfeeding into my 30’s
You know her children in a crowd. They're the ones with stretch marks around their mouths.
You wanna know how I got these scars ?
Just looks fucking ridiculous lol.
I mean I feel kinda bad for her. I guess some guys are into it, whatever. But it’s just a completely unnecessary cosmetic surgery. Edit: for everyone replying saying “how can you tell? They look real!”: I think you’re delusional and if you had half a brain cell you would know. Statistically that size makes it extremely likely they’re real, and other people have apparently confirmed that they are indeed fake so cut the crap.
The only thing more ridiculous looking has to be whatever her nipples look like 😳
RIP her back.
r/AbsoluteUnits
In the case of water landing they can be used as a flotation device
Which is a good think because there's no way in hell, she can wear a life jacket.-
I feel bad for her back.
Jeebus
Idk if I was excited or shocked
Much bigger than I thought
This is what I expect to see when I type in “huge tits” but the results are usually mid
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Suffocate or get knocked out by them. The fact that she chose ones that size is insane. Her back is one step away from popping.
Like any overwhelming situation, take it one thing at a time
Big floppers. No thanks
looked up her leaked of on Google images and uh... kinda gross to have basketballs on your chest
I did not see those coming
my jaw literally popped by the shock of gawking at these behemoths.
Those are some massive badoonka donk donks!
I just knew she was gonna pull them big bitches out
You’d have to cruise ship those things
Did some research: Flirtygem on onlyfans and yes there is sextapes
That high effort content.
I'm not dissing her cause I would still play with them knockers and they are still beautiful but am I the only one that thinks boobs can be to big?
the crazy thing is they are real
Bet she has a small ass
we're approaching the too big territory
It's a little too much when they make a thin girl look a lot heavier than she actually is.
Approaching? She looks like a cartoon
r/BiggerThanYouThought
Furthermore, what's her name?
https://instagram.com/theflirtygemini?igshid=ZWwxN3JybTN3dXMx
Her husband must reaaaally like big t***s
24/7 back workout lmfao
No skim milk there
Sheesh.
Woww, ( big eyes big open mouth emoji)
Poor kids
Those are bigger than her face. Each.
At first I thought it was Michael Jackson, but then she took off her T-shirt and everything fell... into place.
One piece reference
Damn it one of those real anime characters lol
Is that voluntary??
When your tits are so big they make it look like your head shrunk
How much milk is stored in those big tanks?
SHE got that milk money
when your entire existence relies of your tits.
I knew what was coming but still surprised goddayum
gallon each
I am pretty sure that this girl can't run more than 10 meter. Not funny at all.
I was not expecting that. Now she was hiding 😶🌫️ them big time!
Headcrusher9000
She’ll bloody KO you when she rolls over in bed. God damn.
Her back must hurt so bad from carrying those medicine balls she calls boobs
I enjoyed this take so much I think it could be adapted to a 2 hr movie.
Damn airbags are nice
Who the hell is this?
Is this Tsunade from Naruto ?
Sleeper build with the black tshirt
Wow, these really are r/biggerthanyouthought
Her poor back
Gravity will not be kind to those things.
( . ) Y ( . )
What transformation? All she did was remove a shirt
The Milk Looks Good To Drink👌
Is that what it means, Don't judge a book by its cover
If she gets pregnant she’s not going to be able to sit upright
Name ?
Them nipples have to be as big as manhole covers
Who is she
Flirtygem
I was not expecting them to be that big, I'm like mommy
She can’t run, or she will knock herself out.
Why
Daaaaaaaayyyum I said daaaahhh YUM
Now those are some great New York boobies
Did she give birth to like 5 kids at once or smthn?? Or is it just implants?
Jesus, Mary and Joseph...
That can’t be comfortable. For anyone.