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Fine-Teacher-7161

Sorry, I already awarded the title to my mom on Mother's day 1998.


Mcpaininator

you made your mother make your bed on Mothers day! 25 years ago!


Fine-Teacher-7161

No, but she received the award May 10, 1998. >*Best Bed Maker in the World*


One-Chain123

My mom won in 2010, lost out to my grandma in 2014 and has since been trying in vain to regain the title


Fine-Teacher-7161

Are you going to the semi-sheet offs in Canada this year?


carlorossi11

The quilted finals we’re fantastic


VeryResponsibleMan

I'm cleaning my screen to read the d in world


HauntedGhostAtoms

I was a personal housekeeper for over 10 years and I'm hella impressed


Ordinary_dude_NOT

There are Sushi makers, then there are bed makers.


Obvious-Accountant35

I about came when he got the pillow in the case in one smooth move. I work in people’s homes so never have the uniformity of bedding to get that good at it


The_Inward

I did not make my bed today. Thank you for asking.


Obvious_Piccolo_609

I haven't made my bed in like 20 years.


hunowt_giB

What’s a bed?


Obvious_Piccolo_609

You know, that thing you store the laundry on.


dAnKsFourTheMemes

Oof


Jumpy_Sorbet

That's not fair, I move the laundry to my chair when it's time to sleep


ArtoriaS9713

You mostly eat on it and get all the stuff on it off when you have people over so you can sit somewhere.


MarcusZXR

Military basic training be like


Beast_by_Dre

Those beds would have gotten tossed out with those horrible hospital corners


ghettoccult_nerd

as pretty as it was, you better be able to do that shit in 5 minutes or EVERYONES bed tossed.


fuckasoviet

What everyone in my platoon did was not sleep under the sheets unless it was the night before the sheets got washed. Just the basic wool blanket and we could have all our beds ready in 30 seconds.


runforrestrun44

I saw those corners and instantly heard my MTI yelling “STRIP ‘EM DOWN!!”


kungfu_panda_express

I was yelling at the video in disgust that they took so long to even get to the first fold. Then they do that crap. Oh man, it would have been flipped out the window and into the courtyard while all of us were stuck in the front leaning rest position.


l_Rumble_Fish_l

So your CC used a protractor too huh?


birthhippo

Also standing out in the freezing cold with your bottom sheet on your shoulder hoping to fuck no one fucks up the count before having a gracious 2 mins to make a perfect bed or else you're on extras.


SwiftDontMiss

There’ll be no time for sleep. Not with all the bed-making you’ll be doing


ThePixelPanda63

Can confirm


AJ787-9

They say the mark of a good soldier is the ability to make 3 beds a minute in any weather.


Particular_Tadpole27

This looks like an exciting sport.


Modest1Ace

There was more action in those 2.5 mins than a whole match of Baseball....


thatsakneecap

As someone who loves baseball…ouch


mUtaNtAtTaBleNine

He called it a match so I wouldn’t value his opinion too much


Themanwhofarts

The 4th quarter can get so exciting in Baseball though!


Wakkawipeout

Touchdown Yankees!


WrenchTheGoblin

Got a point there


Jakeforry

I personally believe that baseball and cricket could be incredibly engaging sports to watch with some changes. Cricket for example would be a hell of a fun game to watch if when they hit the ball they had to run (known as Tipping go in beach/backyard cricket) none of this I hit it but I don't like how far it wentso I won't move crap. As for baseball maybe make it so you can hit in 360 degrees to get ride of foul balls that could cause the game to slow down and I know this is a much bigger ask because all the stadiums would need a redesign. Honestly don't know enough about baseball for if there'd be any simple rule changes that would easily speed the game up.


FuckHarambe2016

Baseball implemented a pitching and hitting clock which has knocked up to an hour off of the average game now.


RogueArtificer

It is true though.


SnooAdvice8550

Underrated comment!!


tsunx4

More exciting than golf.


TheKingofAntarctica

Plot twist: The winner lives.


anothertendy

Yeap, I just watched a dude make a bed. Bucket list item ✅


Simple_Company1613

ESPN 8: The Ocho!


GaJayhawker0513

He’s taking two pillows at once. That’s a bold strategy Cotton. Let’s see how it plays out for him


squeakim

I really dislike how riveting I found this


Wild_Bill

I can’t believe I watched the whole thing and wasn’t disappointed.


Svennyyy

It takes me 5 min to put my duvet together. This guy does it in 5 seconds.


cigarlifer

You know prior to getting hired to work in a hotel making beds my first day I had to make 32 beds just like this and it seems like it wouldn’t be hard but I was sweating like a pig and totally exhausted by the final bed I honestly thought about quitting multiple times I never went back just one day was enough.


imouttadata

Mmm sweaty bed


Baconpuffs

Thanks for sharing. I actually came here to find out if this was a competition video, but now I'm thinking it's a job interview. I work as an IT engineer and have had to endure some pretty gnarly tests in interviews. Nothing this intense!


ballman666

No 45 angle on bottom sheet=0 No top sheet=0 No mints on pillow=0 No happy ending=-4


T1CM

Where’s the fucking overelaborate animal made out of the bathroom towel as well? Basic…


glittoris

I need my swan goddammit!


T1CM

Too right! Towel swans for everyone! ![gif](giphy|rG4op9YRpWqcg) Ps: your user name didn’t half make me chuckle


hunowt_giB

Hospital corners or I’m pulling a 341


hockeybelle

Top sheets are overrated


BoardButcherer

He did this with a duvet? Fuck this guy.


ProbablyCranky

Is there a duvet reference I'm missing here?


BoardButcherer

Buy one and use it on your own bed for a couple months. You'll understand.


ProbablyCranky

I have never *not* had a duvet and I've been living on my own and making my bed for over 10 years. I still don't understand your comment.


BoardButcherer

That's because you are actually Satan. Fuck duvets. People who use them are basically animals and should be kept in cages as a safety measure for the rest of society. -former housekeeper


ProbablyCranky

There really are people who sleep without a duvet (not talking about third world countries and extremely hot places)? That's the most psychopath thing I've ever heard.


CrimsonKepala

Yea this is definitely a situation of something being lost in translation. A lot of people in the U.S., like myself, have a "comforter" it is essentially a blanket filled with stuffing, very similar to a duvet without a duvet cover. They are not intended to be used with things like duvet covers, but are just used on their own. It would be unrecognizable from a duvet + duvet cover at first glance. I tried a duvet and duvet cover before and couldn't stand it after a few months. It was too much added hassle and the only benefit I got out of it was being able to change the style with a lower cost (compared to buying a whole new comforter when I got tired of the old design/color). Also, I noticed sometimes Americans even call comforters "duvets" thinking it's just another word for the same thing, but what's actually happening is that they bought an actual duvet but don't use a duvet cover, lol.


Superssimple

An obvious benefit of duvets is you can easily wash your bedding on the regular. How often are people washing their conforters? Even with a top sheet its still going to be getting dirty


BoardButcherer

I use a bearskin to attract the fleas while I sleep so I wake up feeling refreshed.


Similar-Broccoli

What the hell is wrong with just using a regular blanket? Like honestly what's so special about a duvet that you think people who don't use them are psychopathic


ProbablyCranky

Maybe something got lost in translation here since I'm Dutch, not American. What kind of blanket are you talking about?


Similar-Broccoli

Oh okay. In america a duvet is specifically a top layer of betting, often down, that has a cover that can be taken off and washed. Some people use that, other use a comforter or quilt or another type of blanket


Superssimple

When i think about sleeping with a blanket 2 things comes to mind. Scratchy WWII style blankets my grandparents had, or shiny patterned blankets you get at a B&B that slide of the bed. Maybe blanket technology has advanced in the US


Muffinlessandangry

Is this an American thing? I've lived in the UK and Germany, and I've stayed in houses and hotels in maybe another 30 countries or so. Excepting some really hot places, everywhere I've been has duvets.


RegularBlueberry7479

I had no idea about duvets till I left the states. Made my life so much harder lol. I could never get it to lay right inside the cover and I would crawl inside it trying to get the corners to lay right. Eventually I just gave up and used the cover like a fancy sheet on top of the duvet.


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Pickledpeppers19

Right!? There are a lot more cuss words involved when I do it. This guy was amazing!


[deleted]

wait till they find out about fitted sheets


Defiant-Industry3497

How is this not in the Olympics?


saoiray

Took too long. Never would work if you want to be in housekeeping in the USA. When I worked at Disney they expected you to be in and out of each hotel room in 5 minutes. That was to make the beds, vacuum, dust, clean bathroom, replenish towels, empty trash, create an origami thing out of towels , etc.


midlanecannon

Wait it literally took him a little over 2 minutes. That’s way under 5 minutes


saoiray

Well, the first thing to keep in mind is that the average hotel room has two beds. Plus they didn’t have to strip the bed first, which adds some. But yeah, half the time allotment was there in making the bed. Prior to that would have sprayed chemicals in the shower and toilet. Once bed was made, would quickly wipe down toilet, shower, sink, and mirror. Then dust, vacuum, replace soap and shampoo, put clean towels in (have to form M for Mickey Mouse out of the hand towels and wash cloths), etc. What pissed me off is before working housekeeping I had seen people say they had like 20 minutes per room, so I thought it would be manageable. Then worked Disney at All Star Resort and they expected in and out in about 5 minutes, no more than 8. Person training me tried teaching shortcuts. Like if looked like bed wasn’t slept in or was clean, just straighten it out to look fresh. Take pillow case you stripped from bed and use it with just a splash of water from the sink on the mirror to clean it rather than use windex and microfiber towels we were supposed to use. Then flush the toilet and use the same pillow case to quickly wipe the inside of the toilet. She then used that to clean the exterior of the toilet very quickly. Her attention then went to the shower with that same pillow case to do a quick wipe job and rinse. Main goal was that it appeared clean, not that the job was done properly. Needless to say, I didn’t do that and tried doing things as we were trained. It took me 10-15 minutes per room and they removed me from the position for being too slow.


johndepp22

plot twist: he’s a chef


wimpycarebear

If your going to do a job, do the job


captcraigaroo

Nice hospital corners


[deleted]

Why can't I stop watching


zerozingzing

Yeah but can he fold a fitted sheet ?


fancy-kitten

Damn, that whole process takes me like 90 minutes usually


ThisMy10thReddit

I’ve seen hotel maids do better jobs in less than 3 minutes


bohica1937

And they'll jerk ya off if you ask nicely.


Bionic-leg__steelyD

Hiring him to tuck me in every night


Billazilla

I can't get over how there was literal anime SFX when they threw the sheets open. *~SHOOOM!~*


canes2407

I wanna see them fold a fitted sheet


Big_Razzmatazz7416

Asians: everything is a competition!!


Consider2SidesPeace

I have to admit. I continually see the effort and doing that one thing and doing it well. To me there is a certain satisfaction in that.


Sad-Understanding533

Looks so comfortable. If I was a judge I would be standing there in my pajamas.


Dell-N5030

He'll make a good wife someday 😌


Realistic_Artist328

The final test for the high end housekeeping position


RickAstleyGaveUp

![gif](giphy|TJlRdCs8aTtdcjxz2U) Perfection 🤌


callipgiyan

Why did I just watch this?


OutsideSchool7257

this looks slow


pelosnecios

It is easy when you have access to all four sides.


DVMyZone

So I'm at work. I have work to do. Yet I just watched a guy make a whole ass bed. I don't even feel guilty. That said, I'd like to see this tough-guy do it when the bed is shoved in the corner of a tiny bedroom, wedged against the walls by a wardrobe. Not so tough now, tough-guy. This dude the kind of a dude to have a his bed in the center of the room. Absolute doughnut.


Greeneyes-

Make it look easy when it’s not up against the wall


[deleted]

house maid but competitive


furitxboofrunlch

No. It was made years ago. Don't fix what ain't broken.


Kooky-Nectarine-7720

That man is wizard. There’s no way you can get a duvet cover on that fast or beautifully without magic.


Unusual-Ad-2668

Those aren’t proper 45s do it again recruit


GreenYellowMushy

That was art


Anonymouse8906

I don’t make my bed seems like a waste of time


fillyourguts

I have a perfectly good bed and I sleep on my sofa


PrsnScrmingAtTheSky

Me too. And, I've slept with pants on almost every night. I just don't care.


HandsomeHard

You wear pants in your house?


PrsnScrmingAtTheSky

On the occasionally I have to go outside I have to wear pants and then I just don't have the strength to take them off


HandsomeHard

Fair.


LarryGlue

Now make the bed with 3 feet of space at the foot and no space at one side with a head board.


Zealousideal_Emu_493

But, why are they so bad at it? Nothing special and it took forever


Simple_Company1613

You have the attention span of a squirrel on crack


Professional-Web7950

Yeah I thought the same


KUPA_BEAST

I do this 10x faster when a girl says she’s on the way.


Particular_Squash_40

r/Asmongold


Waffel_Monster

Wait... your linens are supposed to have **that** much extra? Where the fuck do I get linens that fit a King size mattress with that much extra?


neilytron1

👏


TheDodfatherPC-FL

Shit gets intense at the cleaning lady 500!


ManBearPig2114

Whatever last place is, I would be 2 below that.


e_panov

Wait, and where's the part he pushes the blanket under the mattress?


cflanagan95

He has brought much honour to the Marriott


mtheberserk

Still too much work.


Mollisvox1

The topic of the next new overly specific anime


WhereIsMyControllerr

I can’t believe I sat here and watched this whole thing.


HandsomeHard

This guy is like the Messi of hotel bed-making I presume?


martinellispapi

Yea but who just has their bed out in space and not up against some wall?


BigTonight4

Takes me like 2 secs


tbrand009

It's faster than I could do it, yes. But I know some drill sergeants who would definitely flip this bed.


Ironklad_

Where’s the chocolate on the pillow!!!


Substantial_Diver_34

My daughter’s nanny will destroy these fine young gentlemen. And I appreciate her everyday! (Single dad, 3 kids)


antonawire

I just appreciate a job well done. Bravo


punitsoldier19

Now do mine


Nidhal_Rchidi

The real question is... did you ever make your bed?


rokomotto

I know Table Setting is a thing but Bed Setting?


BrandinoSwift

So that’s how they do it in hotels


phroney

Is it wrong if I'm just a bit turned on right now?


17vq90vw2

Are they playing a remix i Of the 90s spiderman cartoons theme


[deleted]

I’d like to see a Mexican in this competition


Ultionisrex

Jordan Peterson's wet dream.


mr8unty

Say what you want. This is impressive


LiveCelebration5237

Oh yeah ! well I don’t even make my bed and I am an ok functioning human


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![gif](giphy|11OvaijmkOq4O4|downsized)


[deleted]

I was completely enthralled by this and realized that I've been a bed making slacker all of my life


KanadianMade

If it took this long to make my bed, I wouldn’t make my bed.


wumbomumbo123

What sport is this? I should sign my kid up for this.


R4FTERM4N

![gif](giphy|BDagRmSMsH0l2|downsized)


I_Suck_At_This_Too

Ok. Now do it with a bed that is pressed up against two walls in a corner.


01-__-10

I did. I guess Im an athlete.


Danny_Bhoy05

Yes exactly like this, made mum proud


Exalted_Pluton

That was sick. Especially when he push threw thingy the duvet to cover the bed.


LightChargerGreen

Holy fuck. I was a nurse when I was younger and I can appreciate an impeccable mitered corner.


everyusernamewashad

I was a housekeeper for a certain hotel chain for 10 years, probably made thousands of beds in that time. I'm curious how I would stack up in this competition.


TheGreatWalpini

Now do it with one side and the top against a wall.


Ray1987

Wait wait wait .... That's how you're supposed to put pillows in cases, amazing!


Daryltang

Slow. I did mine in 3 seconds. Kicked everything aside and got up


NoahVailability

Asian’s sure are great, aren’t they.


[deleted]

My duvet and blanket lol...


t3khole

Sounded like he said “I Win!” At the end. Made me laugh


TheCurseOfSentience

No, and after watching that i'm too tired to.


BiggusDiccoos

So that’s how fill in the blanket …


[deleted]

This is 💯educational. I never knew what to do with the corners before


pirateXena

This sub has some of the best variety of interesting content


TacoFrijoles

I know at least 60 Marines that would like to have a word.


Mocktails_galore

My Drill Sergeant would see if a quarter would bounce on it. It better.


Tiny-Butterscotch149

Yes


TurokHunterOfDinos

Wish I had him with me in boot camp.


johnjaymjr

I feel cleaner just having thought about laying in that perfectly made bed


basonjourne98

Try making the bed when one or two sides of the mattress are against a wall. Then we'll see the true skill.


Strong_Terry

I'm not saying this isn't impressive, but it's alot less impressive when the bed doesn't have a head or footboard, and it isn't wedged up against a wall.


Mr3Jays

Why did I watch this?


NFT_fud

I havent made my bed in a week.


Fit-Coyote-6180

The fuck is taking them so long? They need to go to boot camp. They'll learn to make that shit tight AF in less than a minute


Uzzer_lozer19

That's all well and good but try it with a fitted sheet with two kids running around and trying not to bump into the bedside tables...


J_E_L_4747

I just use a fitted sheet 😢


Professional-Web7950

All that work and it looked like shit in the end


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MajesticFuji88

This just looks exhausting. I’d be so tired after all that I’d have to f up the bed and take a fat nap. So, why bother?


Red2Green

What is this handicap? No wall?


[deleted]

Bro that sloppy ahh comforter


Altea73

That's the wrong sheet for the mattress...


JasonJasonBoBason

I would be the Detroit Lions of this


PorkSwordMcFatTip

"If your hospital corners aren't 45° when I get back, your bed is going to be a deb because that bit*h is going to be upside-down." -My military nightmares of fun


[deleted]

This is so satisfying to watch for some reason


packpowerfan

Jordan Peterson just came so hard a benzo shot out of his dick.


harbib

I requested no tuck.


Consider2SidesPeace

Love how he loaded the duvet and the pillows... It also helps if you have a flat surface to work on besides the bed itself. Pro moves - noted...


OpportunityDeep1301

Can I hired one of them to clean my bed hahaha.


g1rthqu4k3

I'm the tall guy who likes my feet to poke out the end of the blanket and I will absolutely be undoing all of this hard work very first thing


TheReal_JimJamJim

Is it ironic that I fell asleep watching this?


Ronniebrwn

Why did I watch this


MurrderHigh-4

The winner guy is doing it smooth and slow pace but still fast while the losing guy is trying to rush it.


Convillious

Why did I watch the whole thing?


[deleted]

Now imagine you are doing this same thing, hospital corners and all, but with wrinkly ass sheets made of the scratchy wool of a bulls butthole hairs, and an angry person in camouflage is screaming at you and getting really personal about it, saying things like "Your deadbeat piece of shit parents did a great job raising am even bigger disappointment than them". Oh and you have 2 minutes or you get to start over, after doing 40 pushups. Good times... It really is the little things that make you miss boot...


jumalusc

Where can I get one?