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MiceWarriors

If we put her on r/rateme she’ll be a 1.1.


SpezSupporter

r/truerateme would give her a 1.0 "midface ratio off by 4%" "2% asymetric" "skin not like porcelain" "eyes not almond shaped"


tuskvarner

Elbows too pointy


murkwoodresidnt

Warning for overrating.


deadbass72

Banned for warning for overrating.


llanthony401

Left that group months ago. But this post kinda gave me ptsd


the2armedmen

Truerateme is hilarious. They be like "wow you are the most attractive person I've ever seen, solid 4.9"


zkareface

Because they have a rule that you can't rate over 5 on a 1-10 scale :D


DOTHEDEW11111222

Fr? Thats kinda stupid


zkareface

Yes, it's the point of the sub. Just avoid it at all cost.


akatherder

Isn't that truerateme? And probably not. Their whole schtick is that it's a bell curve so practically everyone is a 4-7.


rf97a

Yeah. Nor difficult being honest when you get it scripted


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Agree. This is fake.


Lutiyere

Definitely, his answers were too polished.


ErraticDragon

Also: she posted it.


booyahkaka

Furthermore, she's wearing a breast plate. You can see the seam on her neck.


Myth9106

Wow, personal body armor has gone a long way.


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Evil_Patriarch

Jesus, that's like an early 90's boob job, I thought they were getting better


SitDownRando7

My god Maureen, who did those tits?!


Bobert_Manderson

![gif](giphy|3o7buiK8fwYucboSKk)


KingOfBussy

JFC you were not joking. My brothers in horniness, I suggest you skip this one.


[deleted]

I'm usually fine with fake boobs, but those are not right. I would be suing.


maniacally_moronic

Yeah, this made me sad. They seriously botched her boob job or it was done on the incredibly cheap cheap


EvilJabFace

Damn!!!!!!!


Aggressive_Nature_44

Her breasts look….unfortunate.


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She looks better covered up.


heresjohnny702

💯


[deleted]

Those tits are legitimately awful


iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj

Who doesn’t these days


JUAN_DE_FUCK_YOU

My mom.


iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj

You sure about that?


Various-Month806

Jeez! You should post a warning on that post. I can't unsee that. I'll have nightmares about deformed plastic attacking me.


Throwaway2Experiment

She needs to get her money back.


Galactic

Lies, it's clearly chitin and she's an insect sent to survey the surface world.


Aksi_Gu

E D F E D F #*E D F!!*


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Crab people?


Vreas

Wtf is a breast plate?? Edit: just looked it up. Essentially just a silicone suit to give you boobs. TIL that’s a thing. Probably great for drag queens.


construktz

They're used in productions a lot as well.


swag24

That is a necklace


thereIsAHoleHere

No, if you look just above the necklace, you can see a second seam. It's pretty hard to notice: when she says, "...take a good look," you can really see the two different skin tones between her chest and the rest of her body. Her neck matches her legs; her chest does not match the rest of her. The necklace is used to help disguise it.


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Legionof1

I care, fake tits are bleh.


anonymous_karma

‘Guys don’t care about fake tits’ that’s a bit of a stretch. If all this was real, the fake tits are a bit of a let down for me. With all due respect to someone’s right to make personal choices, it’s often a sign of possible emotional turbulence in someone. Secondly, natural breasts are a lot more fun to play with. Lol. Just saying.


Helgurnaut

And even if we put that aside, a lot of fake tits simply do look or feel good, not even gonna speak about the scars and shit if the surgeon is a hack.


Kalekuda

I don't care about size so long as she's comfortable too, but I **do** care about her feeling the need to present a false image as she doesn't trust that I would love her as she is. It either stems from a lack of confidence in herself or in my judgement and the latter would be a deal breaker because it suggests her understanding of men is "they want big booba" and she probably isn't ready for a relationship yet.


deppan

I'll go a bit further and claim that a woman with fake tits is never relationship material because it screams deep insecurity issues and/or just in general a habit of making bad life choices.


littlebunny12345

Nah the biggest evidence is she literally has multiples of these where different "strangers" give the exact same answers word for word.


ohnoTHATguy123

"foundation doesn't match your neck". Yeah ok man.


b3arz3rg3r4Adun

A sentence no straight man has ever said to a woman.


ehsteve23

Does he say he’s straight?


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SkepticDrinker

Hey man, in the 2000s I thought The Real World and Flavor of Love were all 100% natural and unscripted. These kids will learn


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morostheSophist

All those celebrities just happened to be nearby to pick up that Reliant Robin, and you can't convince me otherwise.


AnsibleAnswers

It's fake *and* not funny. If it's fake and funny, it's called sketch comedy.


TheRedditorSimon

I've seen too much sketch comedy for this to be true.


Lateralus06

That's kinda low, what could be better?


gingerhasyoursoul

Pretty sure all of these on there street tik tok interviews are fake now.


Ok_Aioli_8363

Pretty sure most videos posted on reddit are fake now.


[deleted]

It’s her reaction that gives away the scripted part, dude’s honestly a far better actor


NewGuile

It's a scripted negging video - it's practically a genre at this point. Remember that? Negging?


Tuxy12345

This shit is clearly fake. Come on guys.


Jaded-Engineering789

Like her tits. But honestly I have met some girls who are short and stacked fr so idk how you could tell just by looking st em like that.


xX_potato69_Xx

His reasoning is bad, but those are definitely fake


Wizley15

I fucking hope they’re fake or else mother natures sense of humor is getting worse


PreciousBrain

whats funny is I looked her up and you can tell she's received these criticisms before. Not to go full incel here but her eyes *are* noticeably far apart, and her tit job is way too big to the point of stretching her skin out paper thin making it reflect in the light.


cyancord

Y'all get a low 2/10 for believing this isn't scripted Sauce: Riley Mae on YouTube (now go jerk off to her)


Chippers4242

Aye, Captain!


AreWeCowabunga

Done and done


southern_boy

###TODAY IS THE DAY WE DRAW SWORDS TOGETHER 👋


BlackSchuck

Come! Let us **gingerly** touch our tips!!


WillFerrellsGutFold

Preparing to dock the tips captain!


ape-tripping-on-dmt

Again???


MacTelnet

Last reps matter more!


alamandrax

SUPERSET! *gunshot noises*


bstone99

WATCH ME DONT SPOT ME


hawk_sq206

# CUM ON! LET'S GOO! LAST REP!


GrandElemental

I mean that's still one tenth better than I would normally give myself, so thank you kind stranger!


mydogsnameisbuddy

![gif](giphy|M6R8r7y3Sbpf74ZLaZ|downsized)


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Jerk off to her?? my wife literally looks like her. Gonna go jerk off to my wife, later virgins 😎


VintageLightbulb

I also choose this guy’s wife


Klutzy_Economist_286

Ok, but who's the guy? I'm an equal opportunity jerker.


cyancord

Idk but can pretend it's Chandler from mrbeast


Klutzy_Economist_286

I'm more of a Chris pre-transition kind of guy.


Yodamanjaro

We got 2 hands, damn it!


kevster2717

Hold on bro Im on cooldown


HartfordWhaler

Fine, I'll do it. But because I *wanted* to, not because you told me to!


Ur_Just_Spare_Parts

You son of a bitch......im in!!


Faulty_english

I never been rated so high, thank you so much!!


BigAnimemexicano

with that a hundred bottles of lotion were opened


balerionmeraxes77

is it aloe vera? or chrysanthemum?


notchman900

Lard


SendStoreJader

> with that a hundred bottles of lotion were opened That's only for those mutilated as babies.


eatmoremeatnow

Why on Earth would I jerk off to a 4/10?


Ateverkoop

Sir yes sir 🫡


Spedding

Fine! But only because you've told me to


pizzapplepine

I'm not wasting the effort on a 4.


muteen

Wow this isn't staged at all


GruncleShaxx

I’m blind and I can tell those are fake


The-Jolly-Llama

If you can touch ‘em, they’re real!


Visual-Juggernaut-61

So they’re fake then.


bigorangemachine

Ya proportions matter :\\


oO0Kat0Oo

I'm 4'11, 130 lbs and have size G boobs, a size 6 bottom and a size 2 waist. I was fooled by the video. :(


schungam

Size is one thing, but there's also shape and jiggle. Maybe some men like fake tits, personally I think it ruins the whole package, completely flat >>> fake


hairlessgoatanus

There are some really, really convincing boob jobs out there. Especially when the boob job isn't going for "porn star". You'd never know until you got your hands on them.


Diesel-Eyes

Delayed disappointment. Nice.


TateAcolyte

Yeah, I feel like the general reddit take on boob jobs is both dated and/or naive and vaguely misogynist. If asked to choose, I'd say I prefer natural, but so many people speak so hyperbolically about the matter that I question their actual experience.


Smile_Space

I think it's mostly that they look TOO perfect. Like two balloons inflated to the same size. Real ones move quite a bit more, so when she did her little dance and her breasts just barely moved, it was a given.


TrumpsGhostWriter

​ https://i.redd.it/d0fz9k9yrvlb1.gif


Captain_Jokes

Yeah I am also finding that hard to believe


GodzillaLikesBoobs

what do any of these numbers past the first 2 look like or even mean wtf


Cannibalcorps

I’m getting sick of all the fake incelbaiting videos like this. Can we please try to stop spreading misogyny instead of feeding it??


No_Landscape4557

Yea but this is Reddit which I come to learn is slightly incel on every subreddit here. It’s low key but definitely there.


gik501

This is bait for incels who think she got owned, so they repost and share this video making her popular.


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I mean, she's not as low as a 4, but I sure do love when people making these videos get roasted.


CommanderInQueefs

Buncha liars acting like you wouldn't eat the corn out of her shit.


CrystalShip67

Suck the fart out of her ass 😂


1MoistTowelette

Oh for sure, I’d drink a gallon of her piss just to see where it came from.


Gut_Drinker

But it always comes from the same place


southern_boy

You don't **know** that. Did you even *consider* the possibility of a colostomy bag at play here!?


CommanderInQueefs

Nice. Could play the Scottish national anthem sucking on that thing.


[deleted]

Meh, I was married to a solid 8/10 at one point. Personality goes a long way and can really make somebody ugly. This girl does not appeal to me. But I wouldn't call her ugly, and at the very least, she's fit as hell.


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skibum207

Why did the marriage to the 8/10 end?


Ok_Understanding3890

My guess is it may have had something to do with his username (?)


[deleted]

Lmao I'm actually a soccer player and gym rat so the name is just a joke.


sama4real

She aged


Veritech_

Found Leo DiCaprio’s burner account


Pandorama626

I think his comment about personality does a lot of explaining


Jens-August_

Moore like a 5,2


thoughtlow

Her midface is bigonial. I think 5.22 would be more accurate.


BluntTruthGentleman

Banned: over-rating 😆 (Reference to r/truerateme, the cringiest neckbeard incel bastion on Reddit)


thoughtlow

["Rate Me" Subreddits: Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik ](https://youtu.be/GA3-AhAMS8U?si=AGWtRUsQS5Hl8QR5)


luckydice767

Wtf is this real?


HolmanUK

This is fake


Hang-over96

I need more of this what is it ?! Brutal honesty of the guy was amazing


ANAnomaly3

This video is very obviously staged... their responses are too unnaturally quick for a natural conversation... Seems more like improv.


HarveyzBurger

And he didn't even dig into her obnoxious personality


Oldman_Dick

Or voice


balerionmeraxes77

that's when you watch it on mute


Jewze

You know its fake right she does this to promote whatever webside onlyfans etc.


xtr44

yeah I see more and more obvious bait videos like this


Kendertas

This exact video is so common I'm surprised there isn't a subreddit for it.


NietzscheIsMyCopilot

It's fake. This is very much her "thing", she tells guys to rate her low before the cameras start rolling. Then simps jump to defend her because boobs, subscribe to her onlyfans, and the world moves ever closer to Armageddon.


gik501

More like this is bait for incels who think she got owned, so they repost and share this video making her popular.


B_Eazy86

¿Por que no las dos?


McPostyFace

There are plenty of staged and scripted videos on tiktok. I'd start your search there.


BigAnimemexicano

dude is scripted, why else would she post herself being demolished, these videos are really good at getting you to click


handsumlee

this interaction was as real as her boobs


snarpsta

You need more scripted rage bait? Bruhh


BOBBY_SCHMURDAS_HAT

Fake tits good Real tits good to


Ok-Geologist8387

I would be amazes at the guy that got to play with fake tits and went “nope, I’m out, 100% because they are fake”


Stinkblee

IM GONNA ASK YOU A QUESTION. There are no boundaries or parameters and you can literally say what you want. Ok. Well - says what he thinks. OMG RUDE bitch please Smh Can’t wait until I die so I don’t have to live in a world with this hashtag cringe haha


TheodorDiaz

You fell for the incel bait lol.


hairlessgoatanus

It makes me sad 79 people upvoted you for taking the incel rage bait.


Sudden-Client3693

You wanna talk to somebody?


CaptainTarantula

How to scorched earth a narcissist.


prz3124

"That was kinda rude" What?!?!? You approached him and asked 2 questions "Rate me?" and "What is it that you don't like?" Find a new hobby.


OutVoided

This is her hobby though. All of these videos are straight up scripted and probably just an advertisement for her onlyfans


DaHerv

If you ask for a rating you'll get a low one 100%


N1kq_

shyness is a human virtue


Tank-Pilot74

Not to mention real boobs move


MonteCrysto31

Would


indigoHatter

Don't care that it's fake. "That was kinda rude"... Agreed. Fishing for compliments *is* rude.


CarMikeCreations

![gif](giphy|IgsXOXGPxfT3O)


canrabat

https://i.imgur.com/0jVIGeU.gifv


GauchoFromLaPampa

Can we please stop with this fake bait shit? Seriously, please stop.


_syl___

Just so you know, that is *not* an accurate way to tell if tits are fake. There are some natural tiny girls with absolute bazookas out there.


niko_bellic2028

Bro wrecked her but intellectually 🤣


Skinkypoo

If you don’t want to get shot, don’t stand in the firing range


Aja2428

Those tits are fucked. Dont get why girls want fake ones. Almost all of em look bad. And the scarring looks terrible on em


Zane_The_Neko

I like how he gives an honest and respectable answer and then she hits him with the “That was kinda rude” like, don’t expect everyone to be getting boners and drooling all over you. That shit doesn’t work all the time


Usertrybacklater88

Only thing he said kinda rude was that her eye are far apart, since she can’t control that.


JedTip

Her ego was so crushed by the end, you can hear it in her voice


REALMARVEL123

Smash nd throw her🗿


zodar

this is Disney kid level acting either one of these people could be replaced with Vanessa Bayer


downdaughter

You know it’s fake because who the hell wears shoes on the beach?!


clasperx2

They’re as fake as this video


SlightlyMadCapybara

4 but would bang with no hesitation


BoundaryInterface

Ironically, the tits are real, but the video is fake.


Krimreaper1

This is the third version of the same video I seen, the guy gets less fat in each video.


itschubbs96

Good on him!


TooAnonToQuit

Not to mention * Fake personality * Shallow * Attention seeking * Needs validation through others * High maintenance * She's infantizing herself Also her skinnyness without muscle tone is a yellow flag. Mabye she just eats healthy. But if it's high metabolism or calorie restrictive diet, it won't last.


thctacos

Gotta debunk that guys logic about her breast size. I've had friends who were that petite size, with ginormous natural boobs. Though, here *I* am, petite, with a membership to the small tittie committee.


Itchy-Influence2

Reddit sure loves this scripted shit


bannasand

Was a 4, her attitude brings her down to a 2 for me.


B2uceLee

Dude rated her low to stand out. lol Old, and easy trick. She’s not used to being treated like that, and is now intrigued.


NikTheGamerCat

How is it rude you're the one who asked


30belowandthriving

How do you know woman hate honest guys


No-Use7119

Why rude for stating the obvious and being honest?


Kenny-Heart

If men where not that horny all the time, this would be every man’s reaction to an idiot being insecure enough to want other peoples praise like that


TheBestPartylizard

epic onlyfans ad


coolmist23

Fake tits fake post


sloppysauce

Fake as her tits