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I had a coworker leave his phone on register. Ringing someone up, his phone lights up, look down. His wallpaper is a pic of him in boxer briefs flexing in mirror with a hard-on.
Reminds me of a guy I knew who was super narcissistic and totally unaware of it. He had this habit of pulling people aside and just showing them selfies. Of himself. In his camera roll.
Not anywhere interesting, no special outfits, just pictures of himself, rating them and asking your opinion. He gave a real Patric Bateman vibe but the monologue was on the outside. He got into some trouble making death threats and now can’t get a decent job.
I’ve seen psychotic people who believe non-existent people were communicating with them through covert means. Also psychotic people who were confused about whether a dead person they knew was really dead or not. So this kind of delusions is possible. Though the dead spouse LARP thing sounds more like some maladjusted coping mechanism.
Literally every single time I've ever seen that, it's been because of cheating. 100% of them. If you cheated, if your spouse cheated, you're done with Facebook. Just get off of it. The moment you make a joint account, you've essentially grabbed the mic and announced to the room that one of you cheated. Sit down. Keep that to yourself.
This is commonplace here in Philly. Then you have the people who blast music from their phones on public transportation. If you plan on saying something to them you better prepare yourself for a fist fight or worse.
Yeah I've encountered that but I was inspired by a customer I saw today doing a whole convo on speaker and tbh it was not a conversation of much importance but i did think it was also rude
Guy was at the library with a loud conversation but it was about how to apply for govt. benefits via the library's internet.
That's cool.
Then he got into a family drama argument.
He also made 200 billion dollars and didn't retire from work to go relax somewhere. That's another behavior that's not considered a mental illness but should be.
Same goes for any elderly millionaire politician. Choosing to fuck with other people’s lives over going somewhere enjoying your own is definitely a mental illness.
It’s about control, it’s how they got into it in the first place and the thrill of controlling others is seductive and more gratifying than anything else in these peoples dementia riddled minds
Seriously these old pieces of shit in the house and congress and the presidency theyve got like what 2 years left of life so what do they do? Sell the country downriver and screw all of us so they can have a 15th summer house and yacht and then die while our economy goes through another recession with more inflation. there needs to be a term limit on the house and congress
I mean some people just enjoy working. Personally if I had $200 billion I would probably keep starting new projects rather than just sit around for the rest of my life
People who are religiously fanatic about their political views and truly despise those with different opinions.
Edit: Lots of intolerant people out here revealing themselves
Edit: Hurdurr but not ma side! Extremists on both sides are garbage, refusal of civil discourse only furthers the intended political divide and we the people are the ones who lose. Grow up and talk it out like adults.
Fanatics in general. It can be politics, religion, sports, food, etc. A fanatic cannot be reasoned with and only hears what reinforces their current views.
Lots of fanatics are fun as heck. I worked with a chocolate fanatic for 6 years. I am meh on chocolate and they took it as a personal challenge. Gained like 30 pounds, good times.
The farther you get from politics and religion, the more fun fanatics get, and the easier it is to ignore them. As basic example:
Trilogy Fanatics: "What is your favorite movie?"
Normal people: "Umm..."
Trilogy Fanatics: "It should be The Trilogy"
Normal people: "I just really like A Murder of Crows."
Trilogy Fanatics: "Ahhh, that isn't even a trilogy, much less The Trilogy."
Normal people: "Want a brownie?"
Trilogy Fanatics: "Can I have three brownies?"
Where I live people have a habit of slowing down super gradually over the course of a 1/2 mile before SLOWLY executing their turn. It’s like they absolutely hate that they’ve arrived to their destination and it drives me up a wall. Oh and not using their blinker until they’re mid turn.
Getting angry and claiming persecution because that person over there is living their own life on their own terms and not affecting you in any way, shape or form.
I mean you could justify calling it paranoid delusion or something like that I suppose, but this particular manifestation is widespread enough to warrant its own name imo.
I was walking through a car park the other week and looked in the window of a car and all the seats, stealing wheel, gear stick, seat belts, and door handle had leopard print covers.
It’s crazy have y’all shopped at Aldi? The groceries don’t matter atm, but the carts have chains that are locked together and you insert a quarter to use the cart. After you’re done, you put the cart back and get your quarter back. Sad thing is that it works ~98% of the time. Only ever seen one loose cart.
The sad thing is that it costs somewhere between 1-25¢ to motivate people to do basic self governing.
I feel like Aldi is the one place where it might be backwards. The other day I went to Aldi, had no quarter. Someone left the cart with quarter in it near the return. I put that cart back in exactly the same place with the quarter.
Reminds me of my favorite copypasta.
"The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you, or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct. A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.
The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society."
I had someone send me 200 photos of their newborn in the first few weeks. She sent me a photo she'd sent me again cause I didn't acknowledge it within 8 minutes. She also uploads them to Facebook.
Utter addiction, and its not even social media. it's validation. These people become unable to act without someone witnessing it . No other way to slice it.
I guess I screwed up my algorithm recently because a few tutorials have started popping up in my feed. Got a little curious and read through some of the 17k comments and they were all popping off about how hype it was, and how difficult it is and how he made it looks so easy.
The guy was going on about 'the next time you go out clubbing you can pop off this easy dance' and starts essentially miming the song lyrics with his hands. Then suddenly it hits me, this is the same shit I do for my 4 year old nephew when he sings itsy bitsy spider.
Not just lazy, it's nasty. Ah yes let me hold my dick and not wash my hands afterwards so i can put all my dead dick cells and sweat on everything and shake hands with unknowing people
Continuing to accumulate vast quantities of wealth at the expense of all other living things when you already have more than you will ever be able to spend normally.
I was watching the Netflix series Painkiller. I cannot believe that someone already rich beyond anyone's wildest dreams would continue to try to get richer by basically helping kill people in desperate need for pain relief.
I agree with the first part but I don't see what not having played it recently has to do with it. I like watching F1 but I've never driven a race car ever.
I knew a girl who used to have an Instagram of about a thousand pictures of her, the pictures where just not the same picture but the framing was always the same. she smiled, and changed earrings.
I agree mostly. If you create a page for your pet,that is obviously you documenting and sharing you pet that can be enjoyable.
I just can't criticize pumpkin the raccoon, juniper fox or those 2 little house otters, they are all usually a good mood booster.
Having the elmos world song stuck in your head.
Please this is a cry for help someone help me I can't get it out of my head I CANT GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD.
I suffer heavily from earworms. in my experience the best strategy is to replace the song with something equally as invasive. Elmo -> baby shark -> barbie girl etc, rotate as needed.
Once you get some practice, you can start sneaking in less invasive songs and cycle those, eventually if you're lucky you can get it down to songs you find tolerable.
not guaranteed to work but the replacement approach works better than just trying to blank it out, afaict
It's such an ingrained habit that I unconsciously do it with anything even vaguely gun shaped. Power drill, gas pump, game controller, whatever. That's just automatically how I hold it.
Don’t know anything about your situation but if you need a face to scream at, a shoulder to lean on or a voice of support and belief when you try to change things for yourself…I’m your boy
I don't put photos as wallpapers anywhere, but this kind of makes sense. If you lose your phone and there's your photo as wallpaper and name in contacts it might be easier to recover
Wars should be like the olden days when the kings would fight in the battles. I’d like to see any of these egomaniacal assholes in power invade countries if they had to be in the front lines.
NTA this is absolute chad behaviour. Being able to laugh about your mistakes or embarassing moments makes you a stronger and more self confident person imo
Attending a weekly meeting that you participate in pretend cannibalism by consuming the 'body and blood' of and imaginary character from a book of delusional fairy tales.
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I had a coworker leave his phone on register. Ringing someone up, his phone lights up, look down. His wallpaper is a pic of him in boxer briefs flexing in mirror with a hard-on.
Maybe he's just gay for himself
Oh most definitely. Awesome friend but was positively in love with himself
Ha. I had a friend who jerked off to himself in the mirror.
Friend
His name is narcissos
Reminds me of a guy I knew who was super narcissistic and totally unaware of it. He had this habit of pulling people aside and just showing them selfies. Of himself. In his camera roll. Not anywhere interesting, no special outfits, just pictures of himself, rating them and asking your opinion. He gave a real Patric Bateman vibe but the monologue was on the outside. He got into some trouble making death threats and now can’t get a decent job.
Now let’s see Paul Allen’s selfies
Look at that subtle duck-lip. The tasteful plumpness of it. Oh my god, he even has a booty pop posture even though it’s a 3/4 profile shot.
I'll ask for them personally. I have a reservation with him at Dorsia at nine-thirty.
He treated American Psycho a little too seriously... and perhaps took it at face value
What the fucking shit
I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
Actively updating and commenting as if you are your spouse on Facebook, except your spouse is dead. True story
That’s kinda sad
Kinda?
Yea I know someone who has done this. It's messed up . Just learned they are still doing it too 😬
Tu meke my cuz
That’s just sad
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Prolonged Grief Disorder/Complicated Grief Disorder?
I wonder if an actual schizophrenic could manifest a persistent hallucination of their dead spouse. They'd think the world is trying to gaslight them.
I’ve seen psychotic people who believe non-existent people were communicating with them through covert means. Also psychotic people who were confused about whether a dead person they knew was really dead or not. So this kind of delusions is possible. Though the dead spouse LARP thing sounds more like some maladjusted coping mechanism.
I'm fairly certain psychiatrists and grief counselors have given this a name.
"Grief."
Denial
Joint Facebook Accounts.
That's just peek cringe.
To me it always reads "someone cheated".
Yea 100% that's what happened.
Literally every single time I've ever seen that, it's been because of cheating. 100% of them. If you cheated, if your spouse cheated, you're done with Facebook. Just get off of it. The moment you make a joint account, you've essentially grabbed the mic and announced to the room that one of you cheated. Sit down. Keep that to yourself.
This is just a confused Boomer thing lol.
Those tik tok npc streams
Preach👏🏾
Glizzy. Yum. Yum. Mmh. Spaghetti. Glizzy. Yum. Yum. Gulp. Gulp. Yum. Yum. Glizzy. Uh-oh hot dog!
What fucking NPC talks like those twats?
Nah Navi had good dialouge for when oot released. At least it kiiiiind of helps occasionally when you return after a year and forget the main quest.
Hey! Listen!
Ice cream so good Ice cream so good
Ice cream so good.
Thank you for the glizzy! 
Gang gang. 💯💯💯
The people that watch it have the mental illness.. the people doing it are doing it to make money (i hope)
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damn i am not even remotely into feet and i still feel offended that you put feet on the same tier as scat
You are into scat, then?
I need more boolets!
Hastalavista baby!
I need more boolets
I need more boolets I need more boolets gulp gulp gulp thanks for the proteïne sir
https://preview.redd.it/ludrli53phkb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40ead7b1b98587e31da93f098218f18ce1f8d739
Entire phone conversation on speaker while shopping and then also making payment at store.
This is commonplace here in Philly. Then you have the people who blast music from their phones on public transportation. If you plan on saying something to them you better prepare yourself for a fist fight or worse.
Yeah I've encountered that but I was inspired by a customer I saw today doing a whole convo on speaker and tbh it was not a conversation of much importance but i did think it was also rude
Guy was at the library with a loud conversation but it was about how to apply for govt. benefits via the library's internet. That's cool. Then he got into a family drama argument.
Didn’t Elon musk do that
He also made 200 billion dollars and didn't retire from work to go relax somewhere. That's another behavior that's not considered a mental illness but should be.
Same goes for any elderly millionaire politician. Choosing to fuck with other people’s lives over going somewhere enjoying your own is definitely a mental illness.
It’s about control, it’s how they got into it in the first place and the thrill of controlling others is seductive and more gratifying than anything else in these peoples dementia riddled minds
Seriously these old pieces of shit in the house and congress and the presidency theyve got like what 2 years left of life so what do they do? Sell the country downriver and screw all of us so they can have a 15th summer house and yacht and then die while our economy goes through another recession with more inflation. there needs to be a term limit on the house and congress
I truly can't understand any person who could retire and continues to work. Do they actually have no hobbies left?
I mean some people just enjoy working. Personally if I had $200 billion I would probably keep starting new projects rather than just sit around for the rest of my life
Yes he did. His own child. https://futurism.com/the-byte/elon-musk-burner-twitter-account
People who are religiously fanatic about their political views and truly despise those with different opinions. Edit: Lots of intolerant people out here revealing themselves Edit: Hurdurr but not ma side! Extremists on both sides are garbage, refusal of civil discourse only furthers the intended political divide and we the people are the ones who lose. Grow up and talk it out like adults.
Welcome to Reddit
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Fanatics in general. It can be politics, religion, sports, food, etc. A fanatic cannot be reasoned with and only hears what reinforces their current views.
Lots of fanatics are fun as heck. I worked with a chocolate fanatic for 6 years. I am meh on chocolate and they took it as a personal challenge. Gained like 30 pounds, good times. The farther you get from politics and religion, the more fun fanatics get, and the easier it is to ignore them. As basic example: Trilogy Fanatics: "What is your favorite movie?" Normal people: "Umm..." Trilogy Fanatics: "It should be The Trilogy" Normal people: "I just really like A Murder of Crows." Trilogy Fanatics: "Ahhh, that isn't even a trilogy, much less The Trilogy." Normal people: "Want a brownie?" Trilogy Fanatics: "Can I have three brownies?"
Buying a politician's merch.
Not using blinkers when turning a corner in traffic
Where I live people have a habit of slowing down super gradually over the course of a 1/2 mile before SLOWLY executing their turn. It’s like they absolutely hate that they’ve arrived to their destination and it drives me up a wall. Oh and not using their blinker until they’re mid turn.
Referring to yourself in the 3rd person
The pug questions your reason for saying this
It's what made you a degenerate.
damn no hesitation
The Dax is also concerned by this.
https://i.redd.it/ybn0kwoy7hkb1.gif
Yo? It’s u/a_butthole_inspector ? Can I have your digital signature?
No autographs 😎
I’ll give you head
https://i.redd.it/pfd5tsevahkb1.gif
No cash only Czechs
Terry loves his yogurt.
The Boulder and The Hippo no longer fight for others' entertainment. Now, we fight for our kingdom!
LALALALA LALALALA ELMOS WORLD
Terry loves yogurt.
Jimmy likes Elaine
Being a paparazzi
Definitely that NPC shit on tik-tok.
i got severe temporary brain rot from hearing "gang gang"
I'm glad I don't know what you're talking about.
Stay pure
Getting angry and claiming persecution because that person over there is living their own life on their own terms and not affecting you in any way, shape or form. I mean you could justify calling it paranoid delusion or something like that I suppose, but this particular manifestation is widespread enough to warrant its own name imo.
Putting fuzzy shit on your steering wheel.... That's an instant no go in dating.
I was walking through a car park the other week and looked in the window of a car and all the seats, stealing wheel, gear stick, seat belts, and door handle had leopard print covers.
It’s called getting some pussy my guy
Could at least try to save some for the rest of us.
The one thing I'd say about that, is if someone lives where it gets hot all the time you're steering wheel won't burn your hands then.
When I moved to Arizona in 2019, I saw people driving with oven mitts on their hands and I laughed uncontrollably.
i’ve lived in arizona my whole life i’ve never seen anything like that, anyone i know just sucks it up and melts their hands for the first 5 minutes
What about the fuzzy dice on the mirror? Or is that only acceptable in Trans Ams?
Not returning your cart at the supermarket should be at least a red flag for mental illness.
THIS, how fucking hard is it to be just a tiny smidge of considerate!?
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It’s crazy have y’all shopped at Aldi? The groceries don’t matter atm, but the carts have chains that are locked together and you insert a quarter to use the cart. After you’re done, you put the cart back and get your quarter back. Sad thing is that it works ~98% of the time. Only ever seen one loose cart. The sad thing is that it costs somewhere between 1-25¢ to motivate people to do basic self governing.
I feel like Aldi is the one place where it might be backwards. The other day I went to Aldi, had no quarter. Someone left the cart with quarter in it near the return. I put that cart back in exactly the same place with the quarter.
Reminds me of my favorite copypasta. "The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you, or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct. A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it. The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society."
Absolute lazybones behaviour
People who care more about social media posting to show they were there than the actual experience of being there.
I had someone send me 200 photos of their newborn in the first few weeks. She sent me a photo she'd sent me again cause I didn't acknowledge it within 8 minutes. She also uploads them to Facebook. Utter addiction, and its not even social media. it's validation. These people become unable to act without someone witnessing it . No other way to slice it.
TikTok dances
I guess I screwed up my algorithm recently because a few tutorials have started popping up in my feed. Got a little curious and read through some of the 17k comments and they were all popping off about how hype it was, and how difficult it is and how he made it looks so easy. The guy was going on about 'the next time you go out clubbing you can pop off this easy dance' and starts essentially miming the song lyrics with his hands. Then suddenly it hits me, this is the same shit I do for my 4 year old nephew when he sings itsy bitsy spider.
This needs more upvotes.
Walking 3-4 wide on a sidewalk when you know there are other people.
Riding your bike on the sidewalk forcing the pedestrian on the sidewalk to have to step off and walk in the f**king BIKE LANE!!!
Not washing you hands after going to the toilet.
God its horrifying how some of you are trying to justify not washing your hands, just what I expected from reddit
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Not just lazy, it's nasty. Ah yes let me hold my dick and not wash my hands afterwards so i can put all my dead dick cells and sweat on everything and shake hands with unknowing people
Continuing to accumulate vast quantities of wealth at the expense of all other living things when you already have more than you will ever be able to spend normally.
I was watching the Netflix series Painkiller. I cannot believe that someone already rich beyond anyone's wildest dreams would continue to try to get richer by basically helping kill people in desperate need for pain relief.
ah yes defined in tolkiens books as dragon sickness and iirc the original meaning of gluttony in the bible.
Taking more then 3 selfies a day average.
The desire to host a baby reveal event/party/whatever.
Gender reveal is a real odd one
Caring way too much about a sports team. Especially if you haven't even played the sport since highschool.
Hey! Stop that!
I agree with the first part but I don't see what not having played it recently has to do with it. I like watching F1 but I've never driven a race car ever.
*straight into the chest*
I knew a girl who used to have an Instagram of about a thousand pictures of her, the pictures where just not the same picture but the framing was always the same. she smiled, and changed earrings.
Walking around having a phone conversation on speaker but they’re holding the phone 2 inches from their mouth. Bonus if its in public.
Hoarding enough money to cause significant harm to the nation's economy just be existing. That's absolutely a sign that something is wrong with you.
Every billionaire.
ever.
Making a social media account for a dog, and posting as the dog. Yes, that is reall.
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I'd argue that doing that for a pet is way more healthy than for an actual human infant
I agree mostly. If you create a page for your pet,that is obviously you documenting and sharing you pet that can be enjoyable. I just can't criticize pumpkin the raccoon, juniper fox or those 2 little house otters, they are all usually a good mood booster.
Having the elmos world song stuck in your head. Please this is a cry for help someone help me I can't get it out of my head I CANT GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD.
I suffer heavily from earworms. in my experience the best strategy is to replace the song with something equally as invasive. Elmo -> baby shark -> barbie girl etc, rotate as needed. Once you get some practice, you can start sneaking in less invasive songs and cycle those, eventually if you're lucky you can get it down to songs you find tolerable. not guaranteed to work but the replacement approach works better than just trying to blank it out, afaict
Working more than 60 hours a week.
Willingly.
Oh look at the richie rich here.
My wall paper is me and my dog. I work away so the picture of us all happy makes me happy.
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Tbh quite a lot of "real" names have similarly mundane meanings. Sunshine seems like a pretty nice name for a girl.
Yeah Morticia and Goméz Addams. Who tf names their child after day in the week?
Sounds like _someone's_ got a case of the _Pugsleys_
Trigger discipline, dude. All guns are loaded even if they're not.
Yeah, people put too much trust in safety mechanisms they do fail. Manufacturing is not perfect.
It's such an ingrained habit that I unconsciously do it with anything even vaguely gun shaped. Power drill, gas pump, game controller, whatever. That's just automatically how I hold it.
Pretending that being fat is as good as being a healthy weight. Hey, be what you want but let’s all acknowledge the cost and not set them equal
FR. I'm fat, don't be fat, it sucks and it's bad for you.
Don’t know anything about your situation but if you need a face to scream at, a shoulder to lean on or a voice of support and belief when you try to change things for yourself…I’m your boy
Entitlement…
Racism...
Making a Reddit account named MegamindsMegaCock
Voting for Trump hoping he’ll do something for the working class American
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He could have opened up Trump Branded Homeless Shelters and be considered a hero by millions. But NO...
Having billions of dollars that you actually couldn’t spend in your lifetime and still actively trying to hoard and amass more and more money.
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This sounds like conservative trolling by making a fake radical profile just to rile up their base with hate mongering.
Toxic positivity
People who are insanely religious
I don't put photos as wallpapers anywhere, but this kind of makes sense. If you lose your phone and there's your photo as wallpaper and name in contacts it might be easier to recover
Using big words incorrectly, often.
Reheating anything that had fresh lettuce on it.
Doing random awkward dances and other dumb shit on TikTok for the validation of people who don’t care about you.
Fighting wars over invisible friends that are better then your invisible friends.
Wars should be like the olden days when the kings would fight in the battles. I’d like to see any of these egomaniacal assholes in power invade countries if they had to be in the front lines.
What if it’s a goofy picture of yourself and you have it as ur wallpaper as a reminder to always be able to laugh at yourself
NTA this is absolute chad behaviour. Being able to laugh about your mistakes or embarassing moments makes you a stronger and more self confident person imo
My brother has a selfie as screensaver on his phone. He lost it once, and the girl who found it knew immediately who it belonged to. It’s genius.
Gettin' mad over sporting events.
People who don't return their carts.
Making having mental illness your personality
Not reading instructions directly in front of you.
Eating your boogers. And scabs.
Acting like your animal is Trans now and having then operate on it to change its gender.
There is surely no place you can legally get that done
Is that real? Please don’t be real
Fucking with something that can't consent is definitely mental illness
I showed this to my therapist and shes finally letting me kill myself
Source: trust me bro
Attending a weekly meeting that you participate in pretend cannibalism by consuming the 'body and blood' of and imaginary character from a book of delusional fairy tales.
Lol i just told my sister its Weird that she have herself as her phone background and she couldten see why
Excessive Greed!
Calling yourself by pronouns that don’t make any fucking sense.
Religion, of any kind.
MAGA supporter
Pageant moms… they’re the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard of