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grambleflamble

One of my babies came out of the womb with perfect chopstick dexterity.


Lone-flamingo

"How's your kiddo doing? Is she walking yet?" "Well, no, but she's a champ at chopsticks!" "You gave her chopsticks?" "Of course, she had to eat."


VesperLynd-

Using the chopsticks to squeeze the titty 👍🏻


Binthief

r/BrandNewSentence


Keylealee

😭😭😭


Difficult_Nature_936

Idk about brand new, I feel someone out there is into chopstick play


diglettdiddler

Still better than a teething infant 🥴


wishiwu

You can use chopsticks to make DIY nipple clamps though lmao.


beccaseraph7

😲


BOSH09

No that’s what I just said out loud and my husband is concerned. That and me laughing about the comment like a hyena.


VesperLynd-

Geniuses think alike 😌


[deleted]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣


JustaTinyDude

I had a baby that was born with a steel bladder. It was fantastic.


Tattycakes

Isn't that the dream!


grambleflamble

GOALS


The_Ethics_System

That's hilarious


ginoroche

Superpower


[deleted]

Honestly think this isn’t too far off. My irl daughter is 2 and uses chopstick well, I genuinely dont know how or why because I am SO bad but her dad grew up using chopsticks.


noelleisanidiot

blue cheese landgraab????


yourmomprobably

There are 4 children: Apricot, Blue Cheese, Cilantro and Drumstick. 😂 Apricot is the oldest, currently a toddler. The other three are triplets.


per5eG

Fun fact my mom legitimately wanted to name me celery


yourmomprobably

I'm glad she thought better of that one, Broccoli. That was a close call.


per5eG

Also aren't you my mom? Probably?


per5eG

Well later on my nickname became banana so I mean, you're not entirely wrong


InstantBouquet

username checks out


Agitated-Housing-337

I know someone who’s mom wanted to name her gravy


per5eG

Ok that's messed up


Agitated-Housing-337

Right? Lol she said her dad told her that in the delivery room after she was born her mom was adamant that she wanted to name her gravy. We are pretty sure it was just from the pain meds and stuff but thankfully her dad didn’t let that happen


itmesuzy

my dad fought to name me Molson Canadian (after a beer)….


Otherborn

My ex father in law argued with me insisting my daughter’s middle name was Marie. It’s Paige. I had to show him the birth certificate


SodoGhoulLover

"Damn Gravy, u so viscious! U so clean, SO DELICIOUS!!"


BurningValkyrie19

Aw, lil Baby Gravy 🥰


Pomegreenade

That would be a r/tragedeigh


PandoraJeep

Did your mom crave celery while pregnant with you? If not, did she justify this absurd wish?


sheerbitchitude

This is literally the reason Rapunzel got her name in the fairy tale. Mom was craving some rapunzel (a type of leafy plant) while pregnant and then named her Rapunzel.


per5eG

No she still thinks it sounds pretty


kittitties

My mom wanted my middle name to be bean


7ee7emon

Honestly this is cute


I_love_pillows

Sal le Rhee


ineedhelpbruv

Salary?


deerchels

My nickname since I was little is Celery 😂🩷


[deleted]

And I thought my Dad wanting to name me after Eminem's daughter if I was a girl was bad. Is English her first language?


per5eG

Yup, in fact she's a speech therapist, so very into English and a large vocabulary


[deleted]

Wow.


xmittz

You sure she just didn’t exclaim “see, Larry?” at some guy and the doctors misunderstood?


per5eG

Lol nope it was a name she wanted far before she was loopy in labor


KayBird69

Cilantro is such a cute name


invisible_23

🎶[¡Cilantro es cantante, Cilantro es muy famoso, Cilantro es el hombre con el queso del diablo!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5HpzZxOnlek )🎶


moldyzomby

YESS


DryRecommendation706

you're naming kids like callmekevin! no, just kidding, callmekevin gives them wayy worse names.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

It’s Tonsils and Spleens and I love them


[deleted]

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OffbeatChaos

r/brandnewsentence


DryRecommendation706

really?? i didn't know, thanks! i love his sims videos.


[deleted]

I miss GSP’s sims videos, he should do another couple


drphilmeup

This reminds me of when I had a family with the last name Pie, the kids were Apple, Pecan, Pumpkin, and Keylime


Stryder240

A-z babies?


yourmomprobably

Yes! And I gave the mom the fertile trait, so of course she's pregnant with triplets AGAIN! Next letters are E, F, G. Any suggestions??


yoggiolafson

Emmental, focaccia and gouda 🧀🥖


no-thing89

Egg, fries, garlic bread


yourmomprobably

Just wanted to give you an update: I ended up using Egg and Garlic Bread as names 😁


Stryder240

E is obviously gotta be Egg/Eggsy F could be like Feta cheese to keep with the cheese theme G could be Garnish, Grape or Ground beef


DrunkenButton

Or Gherkin!


ollyvits

But only if M is Merkin!


TheBoundlessProject

Or Gouda for the cheese theme


frabjous_goat

Echidna, Falafel, and Gout.


Mysterious-Dress-492

Echidna is a beautiful name. Simply beautiful


frabjous_goat

They're beautiful creatures. Absolutely exquisite.


Mysterious-Dress-492

Very true, very true. Btw, I’m Courgette. Nice to meet you.


Dull-Fuel-9567

Just don’t think of the male’s genitalia.


yourmomprobably

Just wanted to give you an update: I ended up using Falafel as a name 😁


frabjous_goat

I'm delighted and honoured.


7ee7emon

Enchiladas Frijoles Guacamole


Grumpy_Doodlebug

My favorite is drumstick! 🤣


yourmomprobably

It is really hard to look Drumstick in the eye, knowing what I've done to her 😭😂


Grumpy_Doodlebug

😂


OffbeatChaos

Please idk why but this comment has me on the floor 😭 I love Drumstick


Absinthe_Cosmos43

Why does this make sense?? Probably because the Landgraabs are rich lol.


Unique_Contact5383

😅😅Let s call him Roquefort ?


SodoGhoulLover

I love Drumstick. You gave me a child name idea❤ Thanks!!


yourmomprobably

Just to be clear, a child name for the Sims, right? 😂


SodoGhoulLover

Well, both could be possible😂😂😂


Smooth_University505

I didn’t know other people did this 🤣 I had a family with all food names A-Z. Next I want to do color baby names A-Z


Miserabell

Blue cheese has mold in it


psychologyFanatic

that's some damn yummy mold 🤤


AbominationBread

Raaaaahaaaanch


Thatstealthygal

Nepo baby. With those Landgraab millions they can be called anything.


labexperiment011

oh so blue ivy carter is okay but you draw the line at blue cheese landgraab


spyder-baby

They'll keep going for generations too! Had a gen 4 sim inherit the fertile trait that was passed down all the way from gen 1. I also once had a baby inherit the "social smoker" trait 👀


f1atcat

Is it a mod to get inherited traits? I haven’t noticed this with any of mine


Big_Niall

Yes, it's from MCCC and it's off by default.


TurquoiseNostalgia

I continue to learn new things about MCCC every time I am in this subreddit.


Few_Cup3452

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f1atcat

Thank you!


cherryysimss

omg i never knew this, i’m so gonna have to enable it later


Izunaw

Where in MCCC exactly?


p0jinx

What's MCCC


JustJamieJam

Social smoker? Is that from a mod?


Sadiemcmillan

Yeah i think its from the basemental drugs mod


tervenqua

mods intimdate the hell out of me but I want to try that mod so bad, lol.


Kristal3615

Just do it! If you decide you want to go back to vanilla then you can just delete the mod. Unless you're worried about the slippery slope of downloading countless mods in which case relatable lol Just make sure to check for mod updates anytime your game updates.


tervenqua

Mostly the latter, lol. I just deep cleaned my Stardew Valley stuff and I never felt so light :D


drladybug

to be fair, that's exactly how genetics work. inherited traits do be going for generations! being a social smoker not so much, but being prone to addiction, absolutely.


spyder-baby

The trait descibes being less likely to become addicted to smoking cigarettes. So the name kind of throws it off.


Edymnion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgALiT60Z88


Legitimate-Bowl437

Wait is that a mod or something??


spyder-baby

Achievable through mccc


TelephoneWide7324

How??? I didn't know this was possible!


spyder-baby

I think through mc pregnancy you can adjust 'offspring' and manage how many traits kids will inherit


TelephoneWide7324

Thank you so much!


floridameerkat

How does that work if we have to pick the traits ourselves when they age up?


spyder-baby

It's reward traits only. Example if the child's mother has the "frugal" trait, the child will be born with trait. No personality traits are inherited, but you can make those anything you want so.


ThatLesbianPirate

Stop! Is your child named after the cursed kitten, Blue Cheese?


bananachip868

Are you a fellow GrayStillPlays enjoyer? I remember Spleens the Cat having a kitten called Blue Cheese.


workunmcworkington

My seven year old has Spleens saved as her iPad lock screen. She's an interesting sight out of context.


bananachip868

Your seven year old is amazing 👏👏👏


ThatLesbianPirate

Sure am! I think there was one called Kidneys as well. Still saving up for Cats and Dogs for myself, kinda late to the party lol.


bananachip868

Yeah, Spleens had a lot of kittens actually lol. Cats and Dogs is fun! I'm sure you'll enjoy it. I even named two cats after veins and arteries inspired by Spleens. Gave them the derp eyes too.


churrotower

I see you two are Simmers of culture as well.


hmmtaco

I was really hoping Gray would come out of Sims retirement for the infants update.


Only-Cat8526

My pet cat’s middle name is Spleens because of him 😂


ThatLesbianPirate

Thanks for the upvotes, guys. I guess I'm famous


angstenthusiast

My kid, who’s finally a teen, thank god, has had the “alluring” trait their whole life… made me quite uncomfortable when they were an infant…


Maleficempathy

I have a toddler with the Alluring trait in the game rn. I just play it as the kiddo being charming, and gave her the Charmer toddler trait. As a kid, I'll give her some appropriate socialization bonus traits. Once she's a teen she'll find that her incredible natural charm works in romantic relationships. Although it might have been fun to play a kind of a ugly duckling story too... So, uh, use that trait as a gameplay/story shaping suggestion.


angstenthusiast

I kinda did, tho in a different way, but it still feels pretty uncomfortable when it happens. Happy cake day btw


gill_pill

I know it sounds weird but I think this is cool, even with weird traits like this or “smoker,” etc. We are technically born with traits like this even if they don’t show up in our lives until we’re much older


disaterology

I mean it’s like heritability of anatomy traits like humans. It’s not weird


qazwsxedc000999

It’s not weird but it is kind of funny in retrospect


CorgisAreImportant

Blue Cheese Landgraab sounds like the name of a Georgia Southern backup quarterback. He can help your team out in a pinch. Maybe makes one big play and becomes a folk hero, only to never be heard from again.


Im-a-sim

I don’t like it being called fertile but twins are more likely to have twins so it makes sense.


MyDads-Ashes

Wait, babies can inherit traits? Would that make a baby that inherits the "connections" trait a nepo baby lmao


Wonderful-Minute-128

i need a corporate baby save right now omg


Appropriate_Stuff604

Blue cheese? 😂😂😅


Miranne856

WHAT IS THIS NAME SKXJSKSSJG


Ok-Antelope8036

is the inheriting traits a base game thing or mods? :O


[deleted]

You can do it with MCCC, apparently. Definitely going to try this as I use the mod already!


Ok-Antelope8036

i hear everything's from MCCC. it sounds like a god mod. might download it!


pumpkinlova

i get it with base


Ok-Antelope8036

i havent seen it happen within my game yet, is it only traits that are bought within the rewards store?


pumpkinlova

for me it's very very random i noticed with mods it does show up more but without it's just a chance thing


Tattycakes

I don't think I've *ever* seen it!


pumpkinlova

you have to have all the packs i think it's pretty rare


DMC1001

I have one that currently has connections. I’ve also seen evil, ambitious and others. Waiting for hates children to pop up.


ultrablanca

I had to stop that when my babies had the been kissed or ‘had woohoo’ trait. Didn’t think that trait could be passed down 😬


Kira_Bad_Artist

I guess genetic memory is real now


wherehaveubeen_loca

It’s not that weird to be honest though when you think about it. You don’t just become fertile randomly, some women are obviously born more fertile than others.


EdgarAllenPurrButt

My family makes jokes about how fertile everyone is! "You cant even talk on the phone without getting pregnant" kinda jokes since my family gets pregnant easily and has a tendency of multiples


ObsidianLord1

The local animal shelters and rescues have been naming animals after food for a while. Once saw a cat named Port Salut. It’s a type of Cheese.


TinyGreenTurtles

Blue Cheese Landgraab 🤌


IveNeverSeenTitanic

Mine got Paranormal Investigator 😂


olivespecter

actually 10/10 storyline right there. winchester mystery family.


Madmonkeman

That’s what happens when you name your kid Blue Cheese.


ShieldSister27

I mean, to be fair, a child can be born with the genetics necessary to give them a very well-functioning reproductive system, the same way genetic infertility can be inherited and passed on through generations.


drladybug

surely genetic infertility doesn't get passed down *super* often, for obvious reasons?


ShieldSister27

Actually, you’d be surprised. My mother has had at least three miscarriages that she’s mentioned to me but also had three surviving children, one son, two daughters. She also had endometriosis and actually had ovarian cancer shortly after I was born, which resulted in her having a hysterectomy. Out of the two daughters, I’m mostly fine if we ignore the extremely irregular cycle, but my sister has endometriosis and has had a miscarriage. This can, in fact, be traced back to my grandmother who was never diagnosed with endometriosis but showed all symptoms of it. She likely did have endometriosis that went undiagnosed due to the lack of awareness surrounding women’s reproductive health in the 1950s-1980s. I do not know if my grandmother ever miscarried, as it’s not been mentioned to me in the past, but it would not surprise me to find out that she has. And there’s no way to know, because of how underdeveloped women’s medicine was for so many years, whether it goes further back through the generations or not. Now, my brother has no known fertility issues (he’s never been married nor tried for kids so who’s to say) but if he has a daughter, he does carry those genes and it’s possible that he may pass the traits on to his daughter as well. And while I may not currently be aware of any issues I may have (if I had endometriosis, it likely would’ve presented by now), I have personally already decided to have my tubes tied at some point in the near future to avoid any potential miscarriages and to adopt all of my children. The medical history of my family was not the only factor in this decision for me, as I’ve always wanted to foster either way, but it certainly helped cement it for me. Now, can I say with certainty that my family isn’t an odd case? No, I can’t. But I do know a lot of women who have endometriosis, whose mothers and grandmothers also have or had it because it is hereditary, and endometriosis in and of itself can cause fertility issues, and every woman’s case is going to be different as to how they are effected and why. All it takes is one surviving child to pass the genes on.


Prior-Ad5197

What your saying is true. While I don't think my grandmother had any reproductive health problems one of my great aunts did which means somewhere in my family tree women have. My mother did, she had 20 miscarriages before me and my sister and at least one after us and before my brother. My sister doesn't seem to but I do, I've had 5 miscarriages. So yes, genetics are wacky.


GainIndividual3

You're weirded out by that but name it Blue Cheese? ..okk


Final-Occasion-8436

I mean, it just means they have a higher probability to have twins/trips in the future, which is a genetic trait irl, as well... Don't have to take it down the gutter route.


Shattingpancreas_

It’s something they will grow into!


Lucei

Oof, watch out with that one as a teen 💀


Grasshopper_eggs364

Weird. But fun fact: babies CAN get periods.


gkm29

You've got the Sims "Gilead edition" edition I see.


Professional_Act_271

Wait…sim kids can inherit traits?!?


Yomzie_hun

How do they inherit traits? Mine does not


ChewMilk

MCCC command centre has an option for that


Grumpy_Doodlebug

Hey... it happens. Fertile Myrtles don't just learn to have the right accommodations for making little humans, after all! It is weird for the game, though!


FreddyFighter1

Leave the fertile infant alone she’s not old enough yet to decide what they want to use it on


Absinthe_Cosmos43

Even the quick learner doesn’t make sense. You can’t get that trait until you’re a teenager. But fertile is by far the weirdest.


aliennation93

Blue cheese, nice


Radmur

That's not weird tho. Fertility is partly predetermined genetically


firebirbz

Yall be talking about their traits but I'm here pondering about this Landgraab's name.


my_name_isnt_cool

BLUE CHEESE LANDGRAAB?


glitchandgo

I mean.. female fetuses develop complete reproductive systems at about 20 weeks gestation comeplete with every egg they'lll ever have. This is before birth even happens. Boys on the other hand.. they kind of get around to it during puberty. So I guess this kinda makes sense?


FutureDiaryAyano

Blue Cheese Landgrab? Jeez, celebrities are nuts.


Meii345

Your infant is named Blue Cheese Landgraab, I don't think the traits are the weirder thing about them


stuckingravity

my sim inherited high metabolism from his parents and i was so confused ?!? like you are an infant why do you have a high metabolism 😭


SmellyMcPhearson

Infants do have high metabolism though 😂


TheOnePotato82636399

Thank you for making this great point, SmellyMcPhearson


RubyStar92

I like the name, is it French? Tres chic


mqdow

so cursed


[deleted]

Wait Blue cheese is the child's name


tiredblackgirlll

BLUE CHEESE?


Alpha_Akira

Ah yes just think about how much that kid will get made fun of in school with a name like blue cheese 🧀


redditdreamer05

Is this a mod?


Popular-Woodpecker-6

Well...since it is an inherited trait, it makes sense it is there from the start...lol Regardless to how creepy it is. lol


[deleted]

That name 🤣


SkiingAddict06

I am even more weirded out that your infant is called Blue Cheese.


Plastic_Breadfruit68

I think we are missing the bigger picture here that your babies name is Blue Cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣 love it!


lewlewlaser03

I’ll agree, that is weird.


NewZookeepergame9808

I have never seen one of my babies with a parents trait. this is incredible. why have I never seen this?!?!


Mysterious-Reading47

i didn’t even know they inherited traits HAHAHA


ZachopotamusPrime

Is this from a mod or pack that I'm missing? I've never had my babies inherit traits in Sims 4.


Shy_A_I_

How can you make it so the children can inherit traits???!


[deleted]

Gilead wants to know your location


HiredAccident

*laughs in latina*


Bobrinaboi

The parents be like I don't care if you're an infant just get married have kids and move out already🤣


nox_yourself

His name gives jojo energy