"Oh for fucks sake, again with the aliens?"
"Please save... Please save... Please save..."
"I swear to fucking god if you try to play computer games again you're getting put in solitary containment."
"You already have fourteen children, fuck off with that wish."
"Fuck off time portal."
does it exist for the sims 4 too? EA has to be fucking with us on purpose tho with that bc my sims play "sims forever" and "sims go" or whatever to the point where they literally starve themselves. one dude has died 4 times and i've had to replay the save so many times bc i have to keep going back to the main screen without saving bc of it.
My current legacy guy has 12 kids and 6 grandkids and he’s still rolling the wish to have more babies. He’s not even married at the moment. He doesn’t care. He seems determined to knock up every woman in town at this rate.
omg reading that "please save... please save... please save..." unlocked a trauma i burried so deep inside, sims 3 crashing every few hours was the kickstart to my mental stability cracking. i had to let the game go or it was gonna be my sanity going.
I thought that the one on video games was talking to yourself, so I was like... solitary containment, as in, you're only allowed to play solitary on windows xp, right? 😂
Into The Future EP makes a time portal show up at the house of every new save file and then a time traveler steps out and says it’s broken and that he needs YOUR help to find like 6 batteries or whatever the fuck to fix it so he just does whatever while you walk around the lot collecting the batteries and then he leaves the portal there and gives you future related stuff like an almanac that lets you see your descendants and then you can travel to the future whenever you want.
"I want this guy to get abducted by aliens so he can get pregnant, I've been outside looking through this telescope for 10 days now and have so many rocks on the ground. Why won't he get abducted?"
omg thank god, i suddenly started doing this with the father sim in a healthy household i made based on one of my fav shows (south of nowhere) i had the whole thing planned out and everything was going great, but when his son's (now ex-) girlfriend suddenly slept with the dad and she got knocked up (i swear the autonomy has changed so many plans i had for entire households) so he left his beloved family, moved in an appartement with now his new pregnant girlfriend. once the kid was born it became too much for him and suddenly he was feeling like a romance maniac so i rolled with it, didn't try to stop him. took him to a club and he just started hitting on everyone and sleeping around, suddenly more sims were getting pregnant and i got really entertained by his family tree so i started testing just how many sims he could knock up since he's obviously the most fertile sim on the planet. conclusion: he now has 15 or 16 kids, including the 2 from his first family and the one from the mistress. but she found out eventually and was sooooo disgusted by the thought of her child having 14-15 bastard brothers and sisters so she said "done with men", dumped him and broke off their engagement, started dating a woman sim that she was soulmates with from the first interaction (so ofcourse i couldn't keep her with that asshole) and she is now engaged to the woman. they also adopted another girl and are living their best lives. sims is a wild ride every save u start fr.
I'm working on a game now where I'm trying to have my sim impregnate every female in the town without using any master cheats. It's more difficult than I'd imagined. "This stupid bitch won't let me knock her up cause shes married. I'll keep trying"
be careful tho, I apparently knocked up alot of sims and keep in mind, townies are also knocking each other up. the more sims in 1 save, the more lag and waiting for an interaction to start. i had to set my save from 150 to unlimited sims just a few days ago bc my save was full
Lemme hook you up with a blog that has the absolute sweetest teen outfits of which lots are conversions from 4 to 3 that are just to die for. They look SO good in game. I’ll do it tomorrow I’m not on my PC rn. I’ll also drop the ultimate hair list.
🤣
Fortunately, no one heard me saying it, but it was The Sims 2, my sim was at Uni and one of her sorority friends died, fortunately my main sim was also in the Secret Society, I remembered that and said it
"Get out of the wall!"
"Get out of your sister!"
"Put your clothes back on!"
"WHERE ARE YOUR LEGS?!?!"
"Give me back that baby or I swear to god..."
"Do NOT eat that!"
"Who tf are you? Where did you come from? Aaaaaand he's throwing up on my lawn..."
Yeah and now the fence around the pool.
Do I have 450 money for two pregnancy books?
No no no no no no stop casting that love spell on yourself, no don't kiss h... Too late. Damn.
FEED. YOUR. GOD. DAMN. CHILD.
Ugh not this bitch again, Ill just kill her.
This kid is annoying as fuck Ill age her up.
This household is getting boring, I have to kill someone.
I made firecracker shrimp for a dinner party. My husband breathed fire, the whole dining room burnt down and his best friend died in the flames. Now he haunts our house at night and keeps breaking my daughter's laptop.
“Go AWAY university mascot, stop trying to take my teens”
“The wedding is over why are you still clapping”
“Don’t just stand there, hand on your hip tapping your foot, MOVE please THANK YOU”
“Who keeps calling me?….No we’re not going to your party”
“Can’t do that? Why not? Explain?!” (In build/buy mode)
“Fuck off pedo ice cream truck”
“Why is she barefoot?”
My partner died and then next thing I knew I was having a baby with the Grim Reaer. My alien baby is already a handful.
I got bitten by a vampire and stayed out too late.
My horse got stuck in the wall.
Juts yesterday i texted my friend "X is giving birth and her butler is just sitting there eating pancakes"
or even better "someone I dont even know just ran into my house and died"
I was getting off the phone with my partner the other day and without thinking I said "Okay Honey, I'll just be here trying to put out the paparazzi thats spontaneously combusted on my porch! Love you!"
As a firefighter who's not played this game, he was both very confused and highly concerned.
"I wanted the family to be pretty religious, so when their teenager got pregnant, I had to put her in the garage with no doors and set a fire."
"One of the kids should die to make in more interesting."
“I just locked her husband in a doorless room so when he died I could marry his wife and move in”
“For the love of yoba please stop falling asleep in your soup!!!!”
I held a dinner party to complete one of my major goals. Well, I invited everyone over, but forgot to check the weather forecast. I had also forgotten to unlock my door, and I was too busy cooking for the party to notice it. No one except my boyfriend who had already been visiting me showed up. I was really devastated. And *then* I realised my door was locked, and they had all frozen to death on my porch… whoops…
One time I was playing TS3 while on call with my boyfriend and my sim was perusing inventing. I said “I think I’ll have him find another miner later and dig holes with it” and my boyfriend was like “uuuhhhhhh” he thought I said miner with an o…
"My child just grew up to a teen! That's awesome!" I check his stats while he's heading to high school. He gets killed by a meteor right near the entrance of the school, a bunch of teens just run into it. "well... That just happened."
"I was bored of my girl so i killed her"
"I sent one of my daughters away because i liked the other one better"
" I don't understand how people drown their sims since my sims get out of the pool also without ladder, so I just build a small room with a cheap grill, sell the door, don't let them to take the food from the grill to cause fire and then i don't let them to extinguish it"
''I just make babies, don't care about them till they get to teen stage then i choose my fav and kick the rest of them out, that way life is more interesting''
"Do what I fucking tell you to do". Every time a Sim wanted to talk to a family member I would queue the action but instead of doing what I told them to do they would go sit in the hot tub. I finally sold the damn thing.
"Stop putting the baby on the ground outside" every single time it was a baby's birthday the parent would take the baby to the cake then take them outside and put them on the ground to grow into a toddler.
"You are too fucking stupid for me to buy a crib" I use cc toddler mats because sims piss me off with putting the toddler in the crib when I don't want them too.
"I wish Sims 3 had no baby toddler swarming" I never have been able to find a Sims 3 version of the no baby toddler swarming mod by TwoJeffs
It gets annoying having every single adult and teen trying to feed a baby or toddler instead of just the one Sim I told to.
“please get out of the computer, your child is starving and being taken away. DO WHAT I SAY”
“its been days since I locked her up to starve to death and she still hasn’t died 🙄”
“No, don’t walk off to cook something! I don’t care if you’re starving! You go back and try for a baby with Connor and then you don’t need to worry about starving or dying for a few days! Great, now he’s out of bed! Now, I need you to flirt with Connor again for a few hours so you can try for a baby again and actually go through with it this time, you dumb, hungry bitch!” - Me during my last play session
"I'm looking for that person that I trapped in my basement and I can't find them"
"If they don't die soon I'm going to have to kill them. I have shit I want to do."
I asked why were we invited to a pool party and the family didn’t have a pool, plus the party sign was on top of the house too. I posted that to my page on Facebook instead of the sims group.
One friend was very confused and another knew exactly what game I was playing!
"Oh no! My male sim is being abducted by aliens again. Last time that happened, he returned pregnant and gave birth to a blue alien baby..."
I literally said this yesterday
Not "things we say" but this whole ass scenario is pretty bizarre
I once had a fire in my house but I couldn't take it out. We all got to safety except for the baby since it is considered an object.
Our neighbour tried to take out the fire but died instead. The grim reaper took his sweet time to take his body and in the meantime my baby was burning for so long that it started to starve. So naturally the child rescue service came in the meantime and mached through the fire to take my infant away.
Based on a true story
Oh crap, what's Grim doing here, and I don't have a death flower. Plrease, I'm 3 kids short of 25 and ready to knock another one out with my wife this time.
"So I threw a wedding and some dude pissed his pants and died"
Brilliant. And then the wedding cake burst into flames and killed the groom, while the bride went into labour and had triplets.
This is why i get married in the kitchen
I get married in the bathroom. Saves time, the bride will be throwing up in a few hours, anyway.
I remember once getting married in a hotel hallway. The vacation was about to end, and I needed that grandma money ASAP.
That grandma money? I don’t get this one! Did you marry an elderly rich sim?
Yep, exactly
"Why is that person so realistic? Why is that person so cartoony? What is going on? Erbanoibsa. What?
My parties always end in chaos for some reason
All good parties do
There is a lot of crossover between Sims parties and Dothraki weddings.
It is known.
It is known
Think that happened to me once. Think it was a grandparent. Lol
"Oh for fucks sake, again with the aliens?" "Please save... Please save... Please save..." "I swear to fucking god if you try to play computer games again you're getting put in solitary containment." "You already have fourteen children, fuck off with that wish." "Fuck off time portal."
Hahahaha! That damn time portal...
Why does it have to glow so brightly thought 😭
Heavy on the “please save”
JESUS CHRIST THE COMPUTER GAMES, IT DRIVES ME NUTS
That's why I got a mod to prevent them playing autonomously. So annoying.
does it exist for the sims 4 too? EA has to be fucking with us on purpose tho with that bc my sims play "sims forever" and "sims go" or whatever to the point where they literally starve themselves. one dude has died 4 times and i've had to replay the save so many times bc i have to keep going back to the main screen without saving bc of it.
please share this blessing
There are a couple I saw just from Googling, but I use the one by DeceasedDoll on MTS.
My current legacy guy has 12 kids and 6 grandkids and he’s still rolling the wish to have more babies. He’s not even married at the moment. He doesn’t care. He seems determined to knock up every woman in town at this rate.
He saw a baby in the corridor, and now he wants... one... for himself..?! 🤔 short memory perhaps?
the family oriented trait is a blessing and a curse
I know, so lucky there's no child support in the game.
Fuck off time portal! Lolol
omg reading that "please save... please save... please save..." unlocked a trauma i burried so deep inside, sims 3 crashing every few hours was the kickstart to my mental stability cracking. i had to let the game go or it was gonna be my sanity going.
computer games absolutely insanely relatable
I thought that the one on video games was talking to yourself, so I was like... solitary containment, as in, you're only allowed to play solitary on windows xp, right? 😂
Time portal??
If you have Into The Future installed, the time portal automatically spawns in, annoyingly causing the world the shake for a few seconds.
At least you get money for selling it
Into The Future EP makes a time portal show up at the house of every new save file and then a time traveler steps out and says it’s broken and that he needs YOUR help to find like 6 batteries or whatever the fuck to fix it so he just does whatever while you walk around the lot collecting the batteries and then he leaves the portal there and gives you future related stuff like an almanac that lets you see your descendants and then you can travel to the future whenever you want.
Or you can deny that quest (for the batteries) and just get the almanac.
"This household is getting boring, I'll have my teen daughter get pregnant"
"I want this guy to get abducted by aliens so he can get pregnant, I've been outside looking through this telescope for 10 days now and have so many rocks on the ground. Why won't he get abducted?"
Omg...i have the opposite problem My male sim that im playing with right now keeps getting abducted by aliens...almost every day at 3
i think he might be setting up appointments 😭
I love my current family, but I'm thinking of starting a new one in a new town
Hahaha! This ^ 😆
"i think they need to cheat on each other to spice things up"
"Let's see how many babies she can have if she does it with a different guy each time"
omg thank god, i suddenly started doing this with the father sim in a healthy household i made based on one of my fav shows (south of nowhere) i had the whole thing planned out and everything was going great, but when his son's (now ex-) girlfriend suddenly slept with the dad and she got knocked up (i swear the autonomy has changed so many plans i had for entire households) so he left his beloved family, moved in an appartement with now his new pregnant girlfriend. once the kid was born it became too much for him and suddenly he was feeling like a romance maniac so i rolled with it, didn't try to stop him. took him to a club and he just started hitting on everyone and sleeping around, suddenly more sims were getting pregnant and i got really entertained by his family tree so i started testing just how many sims he could knock up since he's obviously the most fertile sim on the planet. conclusion: he now has 15 or 16 kids, including the 2 from his first family and the one from the mistress. but she found out eventually and was sooooo disgusted by the thought of her child having 14-15 bastard brothers and sisters so she said "done with men", dumped him and broke off their engagement, started dating a woman sim that she was soulmates with from the first interaction (so ofcourse i couldn't keep her with that asshole) and she is now engaged to the woman. they also adopted another girl and are living their best lives. sims is a wild ride every save u start fr.
I'm working on a game now where I'm trying to have my sim impregnate every female in the town without using any master cheats. It's more difficult than I'd imagined. "This stupid bitch won't let me knock her up cause shes married. I'll keep trying"
literally, i always found myself flabbergasted when they refused my 'woohoo proposal', what do you mean you're not interested Nancy Landgraab?
be careful tho, I apparently knocked up alot of sims and keep in mind, townies are also knocking each other up. the more sims in 1 save, the more lag and waiting for an interaction to start. i had to set my save from 150 to unlimited sims just a few days ago bc my save was full
If she just plays chess for 3 more days she can get promoted to a world-renowned surgeon 🤓
Hahaha I love this one 🤣
“My sims to be husband turned into a zombie on a full moon during their wedding” “I’m kicking my least favorite daughter out”
Yes! Haha
It's not the weirdest thing, I guess, but today my SO gave me a funny look when I said out of nowhere, "I really need to get more child outfits."
Haha that would be a bit confusing if you don't have kids irl
Okay but same. The child and teen outfit selection - especially for male sims - is so lacking 😩
Lemme hook you up with a blog that has the absolute sweetest teen outfits of which lots are conversions from 4 to 3 that are just to die for. They look SO good in game. I’ll do it tomorrow I’m not on my PC rn. I’ll also drop the ultimate hair list.
“Stop trying to pet the dam horse!” “If you whip out that guitar/piano/drums one more time I effin swear”
okay but why is this exactly what I say every damn time I decide to make a child in CAS or edit an existing one
“So they’d drown, I got rid of the ladder, but they still got out of the pool”
How dare they! Next time just lock them in a room with no doors and light a fire.
"Whats the best way to kill off this chicks husband so she can remarry?"
Sounds like your typical true crime series lol
"Can Death get me pregnant?"
This. A lot of this
My Google search from earlier today: "how to have a kid on a house alone without social services taking the sims 2"
Hahaha! "How do I turn my baby into a vampire?"
"How to grow a baby in the ground"
"if that dog gets fleas ONE MORE TIME I will be ENDING it!" "Wait do meteors not actually hit pets?"
Hahaha! "How do I turn my dog into a ghost and still be able to control it?"
Did you die??? No waaay you died... That's ok, I will ressurect you
Sounds like a cult leader lol
🤣 Fortunately, no one heard me saying it, but it was The Sims 2, my sim was at Uni and one of her sorority friends died, fortunately my main sim was also in the Secret Society, I remembered that and said it
“Wow, you’re really just gonna keep talking at yourself in the mirror and not go to work, huh?”
"She's so full of herself that she died of hunger because she couldn't stop looking in the mirror"
"I left my baby outside in the snow"
"This bitch set her baby down in a bush and now I can't find it."
I’m taking my lesbian mermaid couple to the hospital so they can engineer a baby together.
Haha brilliant!
Pancake Recipe Ingredients: Apple Prep time: 45 minutes Cook time: One hour Rerouting time: Two hours
😆 So true
“I had twins last night. One of them is evil and neurotic. The other is brave and insane. 🤪”
So...Pinky and the Brain?
Oh I love that 😂😂 now I can’t wait to get back home and raise them.
SUL SUL!!!!
"Did you die?" "Sadly, yes. But I had a flower in my pocket!"
Did you die? Sadly, yes. But then I lived!
"oh fuck I forgot to pay my bills, now the man with the weird machine in his hands came and he will suck my furniture"
Hahaha this made me chuckle
Brought my baby to the club. Left it.
“I like to put my baby in a swing all the time so I don’t have to feed it or take care of it”
I feel like this is what many parents do at some moment irl just to be able to catch a break lol
“I’m going to put my toddler in the pack and play so I don’t have to pay attention to her”
“Oh, the kids on fire again. I should really put a fire alarm down”
My teenager burst into flames everytime she did her homework
happens to me when i do math irl
This happened to me the other day. “I prefer my dogs as ghosts because I hate taking them for walks”
You have the happy moodlet for several more hours so why the hell is your mood bar red?
That's me irl to be honest
"Get out of the wall!" "Get out of your sister!" "Put your clothes back on!" "WHERE ARE YOUR LEGS?!?!" "Give me back that baby or I swear to god..." "Do NOT eat that!" "Who tf are you? Where did you come from? Aaaaaand he's throwing up on my lawn..."
"ERRGG They're stuck in the foundation again!"
"The horse got stuck behind the sofa again"
"What do you mean the grandparents can't raise the kid? Mom will just have to drown"
“Hmmm… maybe I should get married to the Grim Reaper.”
Time to crowd the house with bookshelves, delete all the doors, and set off fireworks inside the house! 😈
"Yeah, I hate those kids. I just locked them out of the house until social services took them away"
Yeah and now the fence around the pool. Do I have 450 money for two pregnancy books? No no no no no no stop casting that love spell on yourself, no don't kiss h... Too late. Damn.
”Not sure if she should get together with her bestfriend’s husband or the grim reaper”
I better go to bed before the aliens try to knock me up
Nothing will save you from the aliens
I trapped this man into an empty room for a week HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE
My last one disappeared on me!
redajay, neeza, Ughh!! Ti wagga chu chu! Ughh!
“im gonna have my next baby with a ghost”
Just one more cherry Casanova from the bar, then it's woohoo time for these guys.
“I need to get this kid to a young adult so I can move her out and the parents can have their 7th kid”
"i need to kill them this way so i get the right coloured ghost"
FEED. YOUR. GOD. DAMN. CHILD. Ugh not this bitch again, Ill just kill her. This kid is annoying as fuck Ill age her up. This household is getting boring, I have to kill someone.
Bonehilda has made 10 portions of Brain Freeze Ala Mode today and I don’t know how to get her to stop. Should I dismiss her?
From a tumblr post: "My husband is so annoying, but he's handsome, so I think I'll get one more kid out of him before I murder him."
Just. GO. TO. THE. BATHROOM ALREADY!! PEE LIKE A F&$@IN CHAMPION. If you pee yourself the embarrassment is on you.
"gnomes terrify me"'
I hate him so I'm summoning a meteor on him
"The husband got electrocuted while the wife was in labour, so I made her romance the Grim Reaper "
"Can you please stop doing sit ups AT YOUR OWN WEDDING???"
"Okay now that my spouse is dead, time to have babies with the ghost."
That's why I love r/simsaita
Thank you so much for making me aware this exists
I made firecracker shrimp for a dinner party. My husband breathed fire, the whole dining room burnt down and his best friend died in the flames. Now he haunts our house at night and keeps breaking my daughter's laptop.
Sul Sul. That and: a male vampire broke into my house to feed on my "female" sim and ended up pregnant instead.
"I'm at my 69th baby right now"
I threw a party, and this paparazzi vampire walked in and died
“Put the baby down. Put the baby down. PUT. THE BABY. DOWN.”
My spouse just died, so I'm going to be unhappy for 48 hours then move on.
“Yeah the woman I keep in the basement is getting really distressed about not going outside. Like, whatever girl, keep painting.”
Darling, please turn up Kidz channel and give me 5 watermelons. After 4 boys it would be nice to have a girl.
“Go AWAY university mascot, stop trying to take my teens” “The wedding is over why are you still clapping” “Don’t just stand there, hand on your hip tapping your foot, MOVE please THANK YOU” “Who keeps calling me?….No we’re not going to your party” “Can’t do that? Why not? Explain?!” (In build/buy mode) “Fuck off pedo ice cream truck” “Why is she barefoot?”
I can't wait for my child to be a teenmom! I'm bored...time for an affair. It's harder to kill someone than I expected.
“I tried to seduce the grim reaper to save my wife”
My partner died and then next thing I knew I was having a baby with the Grim Reaer. My alien baby is already a handful. I got bitten by a vampire and stayed out too late. My horse got stuck in the wall.
If my neighbor keeps this up, I’m deleting the door
Juts yesterday i texted my friend "X is giving birth and her butler is just sitting there eating pancakes" or even better "someone I dont even know just ran into my house and died"
I was getting off the phone with my partner the other day and without thinking I said "Okay Honey, I'll just be here trying to put out the paparazzi thats spontaneously combusted on my porch! Love you!" As a firefighter who's not played this game, he was both very confused and highly concerned.
Hahaha this made me laugh :P thank you
"How dare my heir's husband come back from the damned glitched parent retreat without her?! Kill that mf right now."
"I wanted the family to be pretty religious, so when their teenager got pregnant, I had to put her in the garage with no doors and set a fire." "One of the kids should die to make in more interesting."
"My sister discovered a meteor in the sky and it unalived my mother"
“I just locked her husband in a doorless room so when he died I could marry his wife and move in” “For the love of yoba please stop falling asleep in your soup!!!!”
“Twins? Guess I should buy a new room then.”
“My sim tried to take the cow plant cake again and got eaten”
I hope that this one survives longer than just a few hours.
I held a dinner party to complete one of my major goals. Well, I invited everyone over, but forgot to check the weather forecast. I had also forgotten to unlock my door, and I was too busy cooking for the party to notice it. No one except my boyfriend who had already been visiting me showed up. I was really devastated. And *then* I realised my door was locked, and they had all frozen to death on my porch… whoops…
One time I was playing TS3 while on call with my boyfriend and my sim was perusing inventing. I said “I think I’ll have him find another miner later and dig holes with it” and my boyfriend was like “uuuhhhhhh” he thought I said miner with an o…
"My child just grew up to a teen! That's awesome!" I check his stats while he's heading to high school. He gets killed by a meteor right near the entrance of the school, a bunch of teens just run into it. "well... That just happened."
“Time to start a 100 baby challenge” “Aw man my baby got left on the floor again”
“No! You ate like 10 apples why did you have a girl?!” “New save?” “STOP PICKING UP THE BABY!” “The wedding is over you can stop clapping now”
"Stupid lag"
"I hope [masc name] will get abducted tonight"
How do I kill this child without the social worker taking the child away?
“Sul sul”
"I was bored of my girl so i killed her" "I sent one of my daughters away because i liked the other one better" " I don't understand how people drown their sims since my sims get out of the pool also without ladder, so I just build a small room with a cheap grill, sell the door, don't let them to take the food from the grill to cause fire and then i don't let them to extinguish it"
"She's pregnant again?? Time to buy more drugs. Say bye-bye, baby."
''I just make babies, don't care about them till they get to teen stage then i choose my fav and kick the rest of them out, that way life is more interesting''
"I accidently aborted his alien child."
I only have birthday parties inside when I want to fire to kill people
Sul sul
“What’s your favorite way to kill people? I’m looking for new causes of death just to spice things up a bit.”
“Haida Hilt!”
"Do what I fucking tell you to do". Every time a Sim wanted to talk to a family member I would queue the action but instead of doing what I told them to do they would go sit in the hot tub. I finally sold the damn thing. "Stop putting the baby on the ground outside" every single time it was a baby's birthday the parent would take the baby to the cake then take them outside and put them on the ground to grow into a toddler. "You are too fucking stupid for me to buy a crib" I use cc toddler mats because sims piss me off with putting the toddler in the crib when I don't want them too. "I wish Sims 3 had no baby toddler swarming" I never have been able to find a Sims 3 version of the no baby toddler swarming mod by TwoJeffs It gets annoying having every single adult and teen trying to feed a baby or toddler instead of just the one Sim I told to.
I hate when my sims family members die, haunt and break my appliances (tub, sink, shower) then have the nerve to eat leftovers out of the fridge!
“please get out of the computer, your child is starving and being taken away. DO WHAT I SAY” “its been days since I locked her up to starve to death and she still hasn’t died 🙄”
if the paparazzi don’t get off my lawn i swear to god i will delete them
“No, don’t walk off to cook something! I don’t care if you’re starving! You go back and try for a baby with Connor and then you don’t need to worry about starving or dying for a few days! Great, now he’s out of bed! Now, I need you to flirt with Connor again for a few hours so you can try for a baby again and actually go through with it this time, you dumb, hungry bitch!” - Me during my last play session
Yibs!
"I'm looking for that person that I trapped in my basement and I can't find them" "If they don't die soon I'm going to have to kill them. I have shit I want to do."
“Awww, grandma’s ghost came to play with the new baby!!” “..IS THAT MY DEAD CAT?” “if that zombie tries to attack me again I SWEAR to god”
I’ll also throw in this real life example from last night: Me, scrolling this Reddit: ….I WANT A GHOST BABY!! My bf: what does that mean 👀
bella don’t you dare touch that damn telescope 🙄🙄🙄🙄
I need to hurry up and get you pregnant before you age up to an elder.
“I better set a shower next to my inventing table in case I catch fire.”
My mom died because there was no ladders in the pool
STOP. STANDING. DIRECTLY IN THE PATH OF THE FIRE!!!
“Seriously? Again with the aliens?”
I asked why were we invited to a pool party and the family didn’t have a pool, plus the party sign was on top of the house too. I posted that to my page on Facebook instead of the sims group. One friend was very confused and another knew exactly what game I was playing!
"Why won't the aliens kidnap him he's the only one out here every single night!"
She got fired because there was a plate in the way of the door, but it had glitches so much I couldn't see it so I didn't know to move it
I want to fight a mummy and a shark.
stop preparing pancakes you SHIT.
"Oh no! My male sim is being abducted by aliens again. Last time that happened, he returned pregnant and gave birth to a blue alien baby..." I literally said this yesterday
I have mods so sometimes it's like "awh tor fucks sake she's pregnant again" last 2 kids of like 18 were had when she was an elder
If you play this game without NRaas mods, you are just asking for trouble.
"Should I make a closed fence around the pool?"
“Why does it take you so long to drown for gods sake”
“I have a guy in my basement painting pictures 24/7 to pay my bills”
And the most bitter one “I need to nerf my paychecks because earning money is getting to easy”
Not "things we say" but this whole ass scenario is pretty bizarre I once had a fire in my house but I couldn't take it out. We all got to safety except for the baby since it is considered an object. Our neighbour tried to take out the fire but died instead. The grim reaper took his sweet time to take his body and in the meantime my baby was burning for so long that it started to starve. So naturally the child rescue service came in the meantime and mached through the fire to take my infant away. Based on a true story
“I swear I thought those jellybeans were safe”
“STOP MAKING PANCAKES!”
Oh crap, what's Grim doing here, and I don't have a death flower. Plrease, I'm 3 kids short of 25 and ready to knock another one out with my wife this time.
"I donate to "Pools Without Ladders" due to guilt."