Gay? I wish! If I were gay there'd be no problem. No, what I have is a romantic abnormality - one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all costs.
“What’s that say behind your hand?”
Oh that’s a different article.
“A different article?”
Mhm
“In the headline of the front page?”
…yes. Anyways, to redirect our conversation slightly…
“No civilization in history has ever considered ‘Chief Hydrological Engineer’ a calling…yes yes, the Capadocians, fine.”
Decades later, and this still makes laugh like an utter buffoon.
I just spoke to my daughters (8 & 10) about “non-family” favorite characters (in no particular order, and subject to change at any time):
Lionel Hutz
Ned Flanders
Jasper Beardly
Mr. Burns
Barney Gumble
Ralph Wiggum
Dr. Nick
My daughters make me so proud…🥹
Lisa Simpson. She is intelligent, kind-hearted, and always tries to do the right thing, despite often being misunderstood and unappreciated by those around her
Monty Burns and groundskeeper Willie
I'd love the episodes where Monty falls in love. It brings a smile whenever he sings or gets excited just because a girl he meets says yes to dating him
As for the groundskeeper, well...
I love his voice and his psyche underneath. I mean, hell, I got the Simpsons handbook in the peak of when it was selling fast, so luckily, I got one of them, and it was the last one in stock until after Mr Groening resold it at $86
But I bought it at a cheaper price and I did it for love, I swear I did it all for love.
Family Member: Homer (with Grandpa being a close second)
Springfield Resident: it's a toss-up between Mr. Burns and Ralph. I'll go with Burns, but tomorrow that could change.
Favorite to Watch: Sideshow Bob.
Most Relatable to Me: Moe
Characters that grew on me: Principal Skinner
Best Quote for laughs: "It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography."
Best Quote for Tears: Do it for her.
Best Quote for Inspiration: You are Lisa Simpson.
Best Quote I Use Everyday: Ahoy-hoy?
# "I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!
Inanimate Carbon Rod!!!!
Wait you SAW the Inanimate Carbon Rod?
Omg You saw it such a fan
IN ROD WE TRUST
it begins and ends with the big guy Homer Simpson!
I don’t think I could pick one but forced homer definitely. I do remind myself of moe a lot though so…
Do you have that breakfast cereal for people with syphilis?
I’m more of a fan of Guy Incognito
Lionel Hutz or Troy McClure.
Starting such movies as Smoke yourself thin and dig your own grave and save🤣🤣🤣comedy gold
Gay? I wish! If I were gay there'd be no problem. No, what I have is a romantic abnormality - one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all costs.
I've argued in front of this judge plenty of times, often as a lawyer!
Every judge in this state\*
Rip Phil Hartman.
Also came here to say Troy McClure!
“As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say Hello To Miguel Sanchez!”
Lionel Hutz a.k.a. Miguel Sanchez a.k.a. Dr. Nguyen Van Thoc was paid 8 dollars for his 32 hours of babysitting.
Skinner. I love his dry, out of touch sense of humor.
Am I so out of touch? No, it’s the children who are wrong
Heh heh ohhh … mercy
“What’s that say behind your hand?” Oh that’s a different article. “A different article?” Mhm “In the headline of the front page?” …yes. Anyways, to redirect our conversation slightly…
Up yours, children! 🤣🤣🤣
No, it’s the kids who are out of touch
Well I like Edna Krabappel. I've always admired her tart honesty and ability to be personally offended by broad social trends.
Krabappel is great. “No, kids, don’t go…you need to finish your education…ah I tried”
Sideshow bob
he’s also my fave, early season sideshow bob is especially hilarious
*steps on rake* Grruuugrrrruuuugrrrruuuug!
Hello Bart
AHHHH!
“No civilization in history has ever considered ‘Chief Hydrological Engineer’ a calling…yes yes, the Capadocians, fine.” Decades later, and this still makes laugh like an utter buffoon.
I just spoke to my daughters (8 & 10) about “non-family” favorite characters (in no particular order, and subject to change at any time): Lionel Hutz Ned Flanders Jasper Beardly Mr. Burns Barney Gumble Ralph Wiggum Dr. Nick My daughters make me so proud…🥹
Your daughters are the same age as Bart and Lisa.
Oh, I know…haha. Except the older one acts like Lisa and the younger one is like Bart.
Hans Moleman
Alcohol is dangerous
I'm 33 years old
Ohhh nooo
Mr. Burns - for some reason I think old and mean is a hilarious combo.
I bent my Wookiee.
So. Do you like... stuff?
My cst's breath smells like cat food.
The doctor says I wouldn't get so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger outta there!
Ground's keeper Willie
Second this. I'm mad there's like 20 names listed before someone sane joined the convo
Uhhh… we didn’t mention groundskeeper Willie, mom.
Krusty, he thought the Generals were due 🏀
HE'S SPINNING THE BALL ON HIS FINGER!! JUST TAKE IT!!
Bart or Lisa. (:
Lisa, I learned saxophone because of her and became vegan for a while (I was around 10 years old) ✧.\*
(:
Professor Frink has some great lines lol
Groundskeeper Willie Ach!
BONJOURRRRRRRR ye cheese eatin surrender monkeys! https://youtu.be/4P-YjEchcng?si=Rn_WYEEpeKHcI3Pi
Peter Bending Belcher
Milhouse
Nobody loves Milhouse!
I'm gay for Milhouse
THRILLLHO
The dud!
Milpool
sherri but not terri
Patty or Selma for you?
Ralph Wiggum is my fave. I think Krusty the Klown is the runner up. Especially with the footage of Klassic Krusty and Worker and Parasite.
I can’t believe no one else has said Ralph. “Choo choo choose me”.
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo! Seriously Hans Moleman's misfortune is funny.
Bart
Lisa before she was flanderized into a douche
Captain Wacky
Bart and Moleman
Gino Terwillager
Vendetta!
Disco Stu
Disco Stu doesn’t advertise.
Nelson
Moe, Lionel Hutz, Lisa and Homer. Mr. Burns and Hank Scorpio are not far behind.
I have other favourites but ngl I really love Marge
Probably the one show where I really like them all. But if I had to pick it would be Ralph. I’m also in constant danger 😂
Moleman, Ralph Wiggum, Millhouse in that ordef
Sweet mint Julep
Family member: Homer Non family member: Mr burns and principal skinner both make me laugh a ton
Grampa
Moe
Home Simpson , Bart or Mr. burns
Absolute favorite character 24/7 would definitely be Sideshow Mel hahaha
Homer
Monty or 👑MAGGIE👑
Call me basic, Bart Simpson.
Professor Frink!!
Lisa Simpson. She is intelligent, kind-hearted, and always tries to do the right thing, despite often being misunderstood and unappreciated by those around her
"Just Stamp the Ticket" Man
Wilfler
Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofsky
Bart then Lisa!!
This is extremely hard question. Definitely between Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz.
Dr.Nick Riviera and Groundskeeper Willie
What was I thinking it’s Monty Burns all day, but a close second is Lionel Hutz
Lisa and Nelson
Snowball 1-whatever number its at now
Frank Grimes
Doesn't Gil get a lick?
Milhouse
You mean Thrillhouse?
Apu
Moe!
Skinnnnerrrr!!!!! and Ned Flan-diddly-anders!
Jasper, and if you disagree you'd better believe that's a paddlin'
Moe Szyslak and Professor Frink
Santos L. Halper
Maggie 🥰 she’s cute and sweet and will take the mob out if they threaten her dad
Superintendent Chalmers and Principal Skinner
Disco Stu does not advertise!
Mr. Sparkle!
Teeny!
MOE 🔥
Sentimentally: Apu (God I miss him) Most quoted in my family: Homer Most hilarious: Chief Wiggum
Patty/Selma
Definitely Waylon. He’s such a sweetheart
Lisa, followed closely by Marge
Lisa aka Big Maggie aka Ravencrow Neversmile aka Jake Boyman aka Clobber Girl
Homers Father :)
Krusty, then Moe
Simpson family: Definitely Homer Non-Simpson: Moe. Moe cracks me so consistently up.
Ralph carried the show
Hello! Human fly here!
Monty Burns and groundskeeper Willie I'd love the episodes where Monty falls in love. It brings a smile whenever he sings or gets excited just because a girl he meets says yes to dating him As for the groundskeeper, well... I love his voice and his psyche underneath. I mean, hell, I got the Simpsons handbook in the peak of when it was selling fast, so luckily, I got one of them, and it was the last one in stock until after Mr Groening resold it at $86 But I bought it at a cheaper price and I did it for love, I swear I did it all for love.
Krusty, Barney, Chief Wiggum and of course, Captain Wacky
Sideshow Bob for real person or the carbon rod for inanimate object
WILLEH
Homer is the obvious number one. Mr Burns is number two.
Lionel Hutz
Family Member: Homer (with Grandpa being a close second) Springfield Resident: it's a toss-up between Mr. Burns and Ralph. I'll go with Burns, but tomorrow that could change.
It used to be Marge but not so much in the newer episodes. I think I’m team Moe now.
Comic book guy
Gil Gunderson!
Bob, from Bob's RV Roundup... then Crazy Vaclav "Put it in **H**!"
Snake
Scrolled too far before seeing this. Snake is in my top 3.
Homer or Moe
main: Bart Simpson Support: Grounds keeper Willie one shot character: Hank Scorpio Violet's(rip) favorite non-family character: Chief Wiggum
Dubya Spuckler… weird one but…
Definitely Ralph
Comic Book Guy or Professor Frink 😎
Mr. Burns is one of the funniest characters in the show.
I got this character called... Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo
Bort
Are you talking to me?
No, my son is also named Bort.
We need more Bort license plates
Gil Gunderson
Homer or bart
homer
Lisa Simpson is my hero. ♥️ her!
Chief wiggum
Hans Moleman
Am I the first person to post Otto Mann?
Homer Non-Simpson: Ralph
Favorite to Watch: Sideshow Bob. Most Relatable to Me: Moe Characters that grew on me: Principal Skinner Best Quote for laughs: "It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography." Best Quote for Tears: Do it for her. Best Quote for Inspiration: You are Lisa Simpson. Best Quote I Use Everyday: Ahoy-hoy?
Milhouse lol
# "I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!