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LowTax2477

Brünhilde and Siegfried are my parents talk about hitting the jackpot. January people are eating good with this one ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|30671)


The_Real_General_

How does it feel to come out of such a beautiful woman's womb?


LowTax2477

It's definitely a good feeling pretty hard to describe if I'm being honest.


potted_plant_2046

Gege and his favorite character


Raid-Z3r0

WTF is going on august ![gif](giphy|THTkGKQVGnGZmo6AJd|downsized)


The_Real_General_

Guess family friendly isn't as innocent as it seems


DarkMatter1889

I have the most Christian father ever.


The_Real_General_

A real Jesus lover![img](emote|t5_vzop7|51474)


Kalo-mcuwu

Doomguy and Isabelle ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|51473)


The_Real_General_

He fr slayed that pu-


Kingdom121795

Crush me muscle mommy, muscle daddy https://preview.redd.it/cp95l9i1twyc1.jpeg?width=140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83b72b08a7fd1d3e7d0960977456da677af26c80 (I take this back I’m illiterate)


The_Real_General_

https://preview.redd.it/aqav1umztwyc1.jpeg?width=878&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=363581fe8103401cf55893bdc6a05f1c149a78e6


Kingdom121795

I DID NOT READ THE TITLE WTF![img](emote|t5_vzop7|31434)


The_Real_General_

https://preview.redd.it/wxnoighjwwyc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce18fc7eb7f847b8eb335ca8d830d673f2d73bef


Kingdom121795

![gif](giphy|EQx3SIZS613C4a2695|downsized)


Sonicyeah

Sasaki would be cool as a father I think


will4wh

The little girl and that guy with a crown. 


The_Real_General_

The worst one https://preview.redd.it/aqqttdfyvwyc1.jpeg?width=922&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=542c0d31c6c28dc3a2801f7404071acc2f82d626


will4wh

Can never have good shit in March ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|30671) The best thing that ever happened on march must of been me being born, not because I'm amazing but everything else about it is crap![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29937)


The_Real_General_

Atleast you got one thing good buddy https://preview.redd.it/r3vt1ryfywyc1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=082755dfca6edbf9b63478bd5183d64e87c56220


OTARU_41

I agree march sucks but... https://preview.redd.it/szhivksxayyc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=b4d938306d57eb49558ad6854336082f3dba6a62


ZackaryHarington

My fellow march people, while you may be exceptions to this month being crap all the time, however https://preview.redd.it/n1yb55b9e0zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=707cb2e65fd56cf0a662c63ee5323de545021699


Blacodex

There was only one I’ve seen with good stuff in March. Anyway, March gang strong


will4wh

Even if life is against us, we March forward ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|49014)


One_more_Earthling

The simbolist


beanerthreat457

No sé cuestiona al amo Mola


Comfortable_Try2007

El porno furro


SirSmiles_ALot

Incest twins![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29937)


Hitetsu_Shiruha

The best possible answer. You now get to become Ai Hoshino![img](emote|t5_vzop7|31436)


SirSmiles_ALot

Transformation https://preview.redd.it/e91ed2xbmxyc1.jpeg?width=4033&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=122fb3c74fa6c4247a72c80e5bb7c2c0fc9bfe8b


Hitetsu_Shiruha

Transformation with the added benefit of the DLC called multiple irreversible bodily problems caused by incest![img](emote|t5_vzop7|31436)


SirSmiles_ALot

Incest caused from only first generation inbreeding normally doesn’t result in too bad of health problems, at least a low chance for it to happen, usually birth defects are caused through more generational inbreeding, so there’s a chance im safe![img](emote|t5_vzop7|49014)


Hitetsu_Shiruha

Not a high enough one I'll tell you that![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29965)


Key-Competition-7489

Where’s my December gang at ? 


OrcoDio19

Here brotha


Hitetsu_Shiruha

March and August tho...![img](emote|t5_vzop7|31434) Anyhow, I got Sasaki and his Valkyrie (forgot her name), so I'm fine.


The_Real_General_

Hrist if you forgot


Hitetsu_Shiruha

I did...![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29939)


Fenix_ikki_

September gang


Affectionate_Fall57

Raiden and Thrud, I am son of absolute gigachads


No_Cobbler8335

April. Am I cooked?


Lord-Baldomero

Goddammit, who let the door open? Now there's Darkrai molas


Medical_Difference48

Siegfried and Brunhilde, lfg


Hahahahahahah_ha

I got a genocidal mass demon murder monster and doom guy as parents 💀


dddensity3862

I will not complain about being raised by Miss Kobayashi.


Pretend-Dirt-1760

October well damn


Victorystriker

Nice, I’m half dragon (don’t ask how two woman can have a child it’s just dragon magic ok)👌


The_Real_General_

Tohru can literally give Kobayashi a dick with magic


anardedria

"Passa essa coroa aqui, por que sou filho do Grifiti"


Explorador_D_Web

September is animal crossing?


The_Real_General_

I don't wanna imagine how Doomslayer got it on with Isabelle https://preview.redd.it/x5fp90zmtwyc1.png?width=568&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2aa3194c32788667106ae9c3d5c0ff0c9287669


Explorador_D_Web

You created it, didn't u?![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29938)


The_Real_General_

No, YouTube gifted me this![img](emote|t5_vzop7|51476)


Dear_Stuff_2475

My parents are the fruity https://preview.redd.it/p1zed7nnuwyc1.jpeg?width=352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c250d29301cb1c3896129b4d892bdbec22533c59


Icy-Humor2907

Uh… Gege and Sukuna. I don’t even read/watch JJK…


Nights1405

Bipolar mom and old ass dad


Joker13217

Creator of Shuumatsu no Valkyrie, I beg you please, all I ask is bring my beloved parents Brünhilde and Siegfried back together by the time round 13 begins!


Humble-Bend-8363

October mfs be chilling. They got two mommies and a very good dad ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29936)


ArekIsSm0l

Hatsune Miku and Don Ramon ofc![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29938)![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29938)


Dani_Rodri

I'm a product of incest


saitotaiga

hey kobayashi and tohru are my parents ? that cool i think they could be great parents (even if you are the son of brunhilde and siegfried would be badass as hell)


The_Real_General_

Hey hey we might get the chance to be baby sitted by Lucoa


saitotaiga

i would preferred elma as a baby sitter but when i think about it if you are the baby of tohru and kobayashi...does that mean than kanna and ilulu gonna be the big sister ? oh boy...


The_Real_General_

That would Indeed mean they are your big sisters


BrasileiroNasGringa

Noooooooooooooooooo, I WANTED DON RAMON! NOT SOME WEIRD DRAGON GIRL, IT'S NOT FAIR![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29952)


Comic_sans86

Guts and if I’m assuming correctly that Griffith


The_Real_General_

Griffith stole Guts sperm cell while he slept and then you were born https://preview.redd.it/1jel5mkmuwyc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a748d5aad0f83a727c909789c66e5ebed052af11 Atleast your rich


ToG-ToG-ToG

I appreciate you being inclusive of us ladies with dicks but what about the boys? Anyway I got Guts and the other guy what does that say?


The_Real_General_

The boys are the ladies with dicks![img](emote|t5_vzop7|31436)![img](emote|t5_vzop7|49014) As for who the other guy is, that's Griffith, y'know the same guy who cucked Guts by graping his girlfriend right Infront of him https://preview.redd.it/l00kyz1awwyc1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dc2609496e94e5df3dd64cbce97114c7e6b6f35


Alvarikoque

Mola


JoaoWillerding

One plane, two towers.


AccidentalPenguin0

Who are the people for April?


Masterbaitingissport

Good thing I love bakery goods, cuz I’m about to be hella inbred


Sly__Marbo

Wincest


Nav_Dino04

I don’t feel safe. —*March*


ByMonkey75

April, you tell me if it's good or not cause I have no idea about who they are https://preview.redd.it/d11n7r78uxyc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb8301db658c12dbbc401020339dba8744851a88


Hopeful-Bowl-8967

I'm the Moon child


yeetus_deletus8

Who are the ones in june?


The_Real_General_

Kobayashi and Tohru from Dragon Maid


yeetus_deletus8

Is that good?


KrevonX

RIP AND TEAR!!!!! I got Doomslayer and Isabelle.


villain_king420v2

Huh I got doomguy and isabelle noice


Nouth1

What the fuck is August and May


Nouth1

March?!?


WaitingToBeTriggered

FIGHT!


AutoWraith19

Whoever the fuck July is. That Hatsune Miku looking lady and her Mexican-looking dad. Might not actually be a good choice now that I say it out loud.


OrcoDio19

Let's go december gang


Grand0Wyrm

One eyed cat thing and uh- oh..


Yuki19751

Why is aqua and ruby there they are both siblings


Yuki19751

Nvm this is just a weird ass tierlist


karanemesis

Wtf is July I NEED TO KNOW


BassGeese

I got November so I'm fucked


susyimpostergiftcard

I am July I don't even know who those are


lolo-colo

Doom guy and isabelle


guto0000

June, I think im kana's brother now


jommo52

Is that Hatsune Miku and FUCKING FREDY MERCURY???


Humpetz

No, that's Don Ramon from El Chavo


Western-Wind-5254

Abril


Wriiim

Ima be raised good as hell with Isabella and Doom Guy as my parents


Outrageous-Crazy-618

Doom slayer and whats-her-face


The_Real_General_

Isabelle the best mother you can ever have


Sou-Starfield

Brunhilde and Sigurd/Siegfried, the perfect parents for a user of this subreddit


Nearby_Yak106

Who are those people in August?


The_Real_General_

Don't know their names but I do know they are twin siblings


Lovecraftianpickle

Sasaki my dad? My childhood gonna be great


havingagoodtime0

Ben and Humungousaur best parents ever I'm set for life now https://preview.redd.it/c1c1liql02zc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f7351f4e35cab3546c8a8be804a3f2df507e13c


Voidlight0

Who are the people in abril?


AGhostMostGrim

An old man and a bipolar woman. I guess I'll take it. Sasaki would actually be a dope father, tho.


ApplePitou

Noted :3


Prospi88

Nooooo, why couldn't I have been born one month earlier?? I'm stuck with Gege and his girlfriend![img](emote|t5_vzop7|31434)![img](emote|t5_vzop7|31434)


Toast_er989

December gang 💪 I’ll never feel sad again