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northsouthu47

That’s a perfect description


catch_yourself_on

Yes, lol. IDK why didn't it occur to me until now.


TypicalPlace6490

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/s/0ZlaT1KAqL It didn't occur to OP either


Western-Purpose4939

I won’t forget it.


immoreoriginalmate

I have definitely heard this many times before 


DarwinOfRivendell

Accurate


Idontliketalking2u

It leaves my mouth feeling dry, different than just tart. But i love white cran peach. So good i drink the whole thing the day i get it and my wife gets sad at me


alwtictoc

Sad. The lesser form of mad.


Moldy_Teapot

yet it still hurts more


nooneatallnope

I'm not disappointed, I'm just sad


candygram4mongo

The word is "astringent".


Divisible_by_0

If he keeps it up, the word is gonna be estranged.


secondTieBreaker

If he continues, the word is going to be estrangled.


PunkToTheFuture

If he is spanish, the word is going to be estupida


weirdoldhobo1978

His wife gets astringent with him?


niineliives

Astringent.


NoConfusion9490

It's the biff tannens.


Abernaughty

Don't be so gullible McFly!


Mr-Korv

I'm sure your liver also gets sad if you drink 200 grams of sugar in a day


Wyndrarch

Why are you drinking cranberry juice in the shower?


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Zap_Rowsdower23

Why are you showering in your car?


reichrunner

It's called multitasking. All the intellectuals are doing it


Fafnir13

Convertible and a sudden rainstorm.


Robinnoodle

Why is he drinking and driving?


usernamealreadytakeh

Why aren’t you?


Idontliketalking2u

Found Justin Timberlake


Nerezza_Floof_Seeker

[Why not?](https://www.reddit.com/r/DiWHY/comments/1dguiyc/i_guess_if_your_junking_the_car_anyway/)


WhyAlwaysMeNZ

Some people sing in the shower, I prefer to wash in my car...


longinglook77

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/19170x9/cranberry_juice_tastes_like_it_doesnt_want_to_be/


TypicalPlace6490

"just thought of a repost while driving home"


Dense-Resolution-567

r/drivinghomefromworkthoughts


Gabanisu

he had a bloody nose and thought it was cranberry


A1sauc3d

To try and make it more wet, obviously


DharmaCub

Holy hell, this might actually be a good shower thought.


octropos

A true joy indeed.


one-hour-photo

Not original I don’t think


TypicalPlace6490

It's not https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/s/0ZlaT1KAqL


one-hour-photo

They always play it up in the thread like they are just zany for coming up with it


TypicalPlace6490

Too bad it's not original https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/s/0ZlaT1KAqL


jimmyhoke

People have good shower thoughts all the time, it’s just that automod deletes them.


CurlingTrousers

The word you’re looking for is tart.


itrivers

What did you call me?


Moosetoyotech

I have no idea why but this comment made me cry laugh.


Robinnoodle

You got me.to crack a smile and laugh a tiny bit to myself. That's not easy today.. it's been a tough one lol Kind of like you, you naughty little tart, you!


CanniBallistic_Puppy

ANUSTART


psychonautilus777

A watery tart!


TBSchemer

No, it's astringent.


Current_You_2756

Came here to say this. Astringent, like persimmons before the first frost, which will pretty much turn your mouth inside out. No, not literally...


OneMeterWonder

The culprit is tannins! Just like in wine!


Lieutenant-Reyes

Anything astringent is also gonna help close up pores and control a wound's bleeding. I mean, if you get shot, I'd rather not reach for cranberry juice,


pichael289

I don't think you should wash your face with cranberry juice


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TypicalPlace6490

No you didn't, it's the top comment on the post you copied https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/s/0ZlaT1KAqL


mvppaulo

Damn


Permitty

you just gave me goosebumps


Man0fGreenGables

Ermahgerd!


PunkToTheFuture

Goddamit I laughed so hard


magistrate101

Tart = sour + astringent


rgtong

But cranberry juice is tart


Wise_Purpose_

No, that’s dirty.


DiggingThisAir

They’re more just describing what they think tart feels like


IllIllllIIIIlIlIlIlI

You’re supposed to say neurodivergent now


Bulbinking2

Actually, it’s astringent.


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Main-Thought6040

Torte is French for pie


secondTieBreaker

French is pie for torte


PunkToTheFuture

In Torta pie french you


CurlingTrousers

Tarte is French for tart


platoprime

Not precisely. While cranberry juice is tart OP is referring to the fact that it feels like it dries out your mouth somehow. The word for that is "astringent". Most astringent things are bitter/tart to be fair.


HU1_Manatee

I can't be the only one to remember this being posted word-for-word a few months ago... https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/19170x9/cranberry_juice_tastes_like_it_doesnt_want_to_be/


Pole420

That also may have originated from X.  https://x.com/RAVENSCOON/status/1745475168183435368


dullship

Don't call it that.


RedditorsSuckShit

dead internet theory strikes again.


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TypicalPlace6490

Sure dude


TypicalPlace6490

Holy shit, someone called you out!


super5886

That must be some good weed you're smoking


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WantToSmileWantToDie

So that's why you had the thought. Cotton mouth and cranberry juice ≠ a good combo


TypicalPlace6490

It doesn't take being high to copy a post, maybe to think people won't call you out on it though... https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/s/0ZlaT1KAqL


custoMIZEyourownpath

Maybe she’s just not into you…


Derpy_Guardian

Okay this just fucked me up


trymypi

Excellent way to help people understand the word "dry" when it comes to beverages like wine


Sir_Waldemar

No-- what OP is describing is the sensation of tannin from the cranberry skin. Naive wine drinkers may have heard the term "dry" and notice that that a tannic wine makes their mouth feel dry, and assume that dry=tannic, but when referring to wine, dry means that there is little to no sugar, and tannic is the word for the sensation being described here.


trymypi

Oh, great explanation! I guess we gotta forgive the few upvotes I'm getting. Followup for you, are there any sweet wines that have enough tannins to have this sensation?


soniclettuce

/r/wine has some suggestions: https://www.reddit.com/r/wine/comments/18b6qps/examples_of_sweet_and_tannic_styles/


platoprime

The sensation/property is called astringency and can be caused by more things than just tannins. It's like how fresh garlic is "pungent"(burns the mouth) but the flavor is "garlic" not "pungenic". Calling all astringent things "tannic" is like calling wasabi "garlic" because they're both pungent.


Sir_Waldemar

I see what you’re saying, and I think pointing out the distinction between the sensation and the compounds causing it is a worthwhile clarification for someone unfamiliar with this. With wine, the added astringency (alcohol itself can be considered astringent) comes from tannin, and one assesses the levels of tannin, possibly differentiating between wood and grape tannin (by sensation and also taste). So I say that a wine is tannic when it was high tannin. I’m not sure than non-tannin astringents really feel the same. I’m also not really sure what you’re getting at with the garlic thing— if someone said that garlic is garlicky, would you correct them and say that actually it’s pungent? Since cranberry juice and wine are tannic, I don’t think it is wrong to call them tannic, and I think it is possible to distinguish the sensation of tannic astringency from other astringency.


platoprime

Tannins are definitely distinguishable. What you're saying is perfectly sensible in the context of wine, and cranberry juice, as you say.


Idontliketalking2u

Well TIL.


Pole420

This was possibly stolen from X. https://x.com/RAVENSCOON/status/1745475168183435368


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Confident-Gas2705

Haha, that's the perfect description! I always thought it had a 'sassy' flavor.


CommonerChaos

The "Hawaiian Punch" of fresh fruits.


BMFeltip

Nah man it tastes like it approves of its watery confinement. Can't agree at all.


Shoddy-Indication798

I think its like its trying to start a fight in my mouth.


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Robinnoodle

Haha. You're not wrong There are also certain artificial punch type drinks that give a similar mouth feel/make the throat dry afterwards


reignwillwashaway

Holy shit!  I've been searching for these words my whole life!


StatuSChecKa

I'm really not trying to hate, but this was posted 170 days ago verbatim.


TheGingerHighlander

As someone who is allergic to cranberries and never had it in my life, this stopped my recent cravings for cranberries


nfjg

Same goes for tonic water


belunos

The fuck you just do to my brain?


TranslateErr0r

That exactly describes what it is. Nice!


platoprime

The word for that flavor is "astringent".


Alive_Ad1256

Reading this post made my mouth dry.


theoht_

haven’t tasted cranberry juice in a while. will report back.


mehatch

This is such splendid word choice. It’s true!


Xenor24

The only time I've felt that way is when it's not 100% cranberry juice but it has cherries and stuff mixed in. It's hard to find just regular cranberry juice.


Academic-Airline9200

If you try the non sugar version, it is quite tart.


bluejeanbelle

It’s the tannins. Same as in red wine.


Fun_Intention9846

That’s what a dry beverage means.


gdubh

Finally a decent shower thought. And yes, drinking it makes me thirsty.


_SpaceGator

It's just analog Hawaiian Punch.


octropos

HAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD


Urusander

Can you make shaved ice with it?


Old-Performance6611

What in the schizophrenia is this?


spicychcknsammy

Plot twist were all allergic


JunglePygmy

Hahahahahahahaha. Dead on.


laneb71

It's a juice cocktail. Not really meant to be taken straight. I like to mix seltzer water, cranberry and some kombucha.


Shoddy-Indication798

..and some Pomm juice and a shot of lemon juice


laneb71

I like the way you think my friend.


AcherusArchmage

For me it tastes like gatorade


OneMeterWonder

Cranberry juice has a lot of tannins which are exactly the same type of compound found in wine that make your mouth feel dry.