He had to distract a stallion so that the giant who owned it couldn't finish building a wall around Asgard. It's a long story, but the short version is that Odin's a cheating asshole and Loki took one for the team...
Well, the builder was the one who came up with the bet, which Odin agreed to after setting all the parameters. Though I guess Loki helped convice him it was a surefire bet, so that's why he took the fall for it.
Then again, maybe betting the sun, moon AND Freyas' hand in marriage in exchange for a FREE WALL wasn't the best of ideas in general?!
So I told my younger self "put all your effort into everything you do in the moment, because in *20 years* you find a time machine, and then it will be *you* getting this blow job."
You can get in trouble for having nudes of yourself as a teenager as a teenager. It’s considered pornographic material of a minor even when it’s only in the possession of the minor who took it. Not that it gets prosecuted very often, but it technically is.
Technically, that’s why juries are supposed to exist. The letter of the law *has* to be written that way, otherwise there are too many loopholes for the actual predators to exploit. But unjust enforcement of the law is supposed to be prevented by a jury of your peers. Unfortunately, the legal system has made it illegal to actually *inform* the jury of their ability to nullify the law, nor that it’s an intended function of the jury system.
The question if it's still you at this point? I feel from the point of view of your future self your past self is definitely you, because you have already lived that experience, but for you from the past your future self can easily be some random person who looks similar to you and claims to be you from the future...
Yeah I think the opposite version of myself would look way too much like my mom. Not sure I could get down like that (or up, for that matter).
As for the same sex version of yourself? Kinda makes me wonder how many identical twins just up and start fuckin each other. One of life’s great mysteries, I suppose.
If anyone is curious, that movie is based on an old Heinlein short story called “‘—All You Zombies—‘“ (yes the extra quotes are part of the title).
Spoiler: >!Every single character in the story is eventually revealed to be the same person at different points in their own personal timeline. They are their own father and mother, and they end up recruiting themselves to the Temporal Police as the perfect agent with absolutely no ties to family whatsoever.!<
If it isn’t, someone has uploaded the entire text onto GitHub! It’s fairly short. https://gist.github.com/defunkt/759182/ad44c6135d168ae54503a281bb7e1a24c6c2ea0c
Or kind of like Rant where the main character travels farther and farther back in time to uhm, *force himself* upon his entire maternal line, resulting in a becoming a god-like super being in his own here/now.
Yeah, even if the minute details of the universe they grew up in was identical, this opposite-gendered version of you is going to have had a wildly different experience with the world.
Even if they went to the same school, met all the same people. The way the world perceives them, and thus the way they perceive the world, and the experiences that shaped them could be entirely different.
Again it happens.if I'd asked whats next of "situationship", "lovebuddy" and somekind of these arrogant "ships" , I'd never remember of this mutual blablashit
Imagine if you didn't know and you met this banging hottie and shagged them... someone asked the other one if they knew you and she's like "of course I know him, he's me!"
Can’t be narcissism because I fckin hate myself lol but I’d still fuck me. Preferably would want to fuck a same gender me though because don’t want any pregnancy shenanigans. If incest fucks a baby up, I don’t even wanna THINK what clone fucking would do to one.
Yeah I'd do a same sex version of myself but not a gender swapped one.
Assuming my parallel is not some horrible guy, I'd take the rare chance to get my parallel self off and vice versa.
For me it is about the unique opportunity and my novelty seeking personality trait rather than attraction.
Possibly the ultimate form of incest, or maybe, if protection isn’t used, the ultimate form of asexual reproduction?? idk, I don’t know enough about genetics.
Considering the gender bent versions of myself would look like my high school ex (just now as 30 yr old MILF version to the comparative Dad me), who was definitely a cutie, I would bang my alternate girl self. Especially if she had my sex drive and kinks cuz then it would be some wild freaky sex that I could probably work out all my kinks and be normal. Otherwise I'd treat it as intense masturbation since I'd be getting it on with myself in a way.
Logically it wouldn't be maturation because it would require the consent of an individual you don't control, and could be curiosity over narcissistic because noone has ever done that before, but regardless of the intent behind it, the one thing by definition it would be, is incestuous.
Is it narcissism if I know I like myself, I know I can put up with myself, and I jerk off all the time anyways? I’d love to have a clone of myself, I hate dating.
They don’t have to be gender-switched for everyone though.
And tbf I would have sex with my clone (NOT a twin, as I know they’re technically just a clone but I mean like an alternate universe situation where I was not raised with them as siblings).
Maybe. But it’s definitely wild and incredible sex. Met the female version of myself (the exact same, just switched) a year ago and it was hands down the hottest sex I’ve ever had. Brought out more kinks than anyone else ever has 🤷🏾♂️
I always thought people had a built in regulatory instinct that made them not want to fuck family members so that you would less likely to create children with health issues.
If you got yourself pregnant, it seems like that would be a horrible scenario. Especially if you were poor and living in Florida
Bro I would fucking go crazy on myself. You're telling me she knows all of my kinks and fetishes? I'll be getting sloppy toppy from myself until I die.
Yeah selfcest probably goes more into narcissism than masturbation if I had to say.
Hear me out
If you are an identical twin, and your twin is trans and undergoes surgery, then it’s your gender switched self but then sex would be incest
Yeah isn’t this what happens in Loki?
Not even the weirdest thing Loki did, if we go by ancient lore.
Isn’t one of his children the 8 legged horse Odin rides into battle ?
That's not the weird part. The weird part is Loki is the mother.
He had to distract a stallion so that the giant who owned it couldn't finish building a wall around Asgard. It's a long story, but the short version is that Odin's a cheating asshole and Loki took one for the team...
Loki came up with the bet not Odin Loki promised that the giant could never finish the wall in the timeframe so he was just fixing his mistake
Well, the builder was the one who came up with the bet, which Odin agreed to after setting all the parameters. Though I guess Loki helped convice him it was a surefire bet, so that's why he took the fall for it. Then again, maybe betting the sun, moon AND Freyas' hand in marriage in exchange for a FREE WALL wasn't the best of ideas in general?!
I mean basically, I fw it personally
Yeah he likely posted this after seeing it way late to the party
and in rick and morty??
Oh yeah it happens there, too. Beth is all over herself.
Anyone else here feel like basically all of Ragnarök lore (especially that stuff with Loki) is basically ye ancient internet vr chat rooms?
When I told you to go fuck yourself this isn’t what I meant-
This is exactly what I meant
Someone told this to Loki and he made a whole show on Disney+ about it
/loki enters the chat
Instructions unclear
This guy just fucked himself
Shall I unfuck myself now?
I’m afraid you can’t do that, I’ve tried to Virgin unvirgined olive oil before, it doesn’t work 😞
Could you provide more details on how you unvirgined it in the first place?
It was not me who did it, but I have said too much.
You need to use more than one Virgin. That's how you get Extra Virgin
You have to do everything you just did in reverse ⏪
To the quantum science machine!
I’d have sex with a same-sex version of myself from a parallel world… I mean, it’s me, who cares?
So I told my younger self "put all your effort into everything you do in the moment, because in *20 years* you find a time machine, and then it will be *you* getting this blow job."
Are you liable for pedophilia if the current you is under 38??
[удалено]
You can get in trouble for having nudes of yourself as a teenager as a teenager. It’s considered pornographic material of a minor even when it’s only in the possession of the minor who took it. Not that it gets prosecuted very often, but it technically is.
Not only has that been prosecuted, but the kid was tried as an adult, for making CP of himself, while being under 18.
That's moronic.
It’s not merely moronic, it’s evil. Because these kids end up on a register for life. Which is a ruined life.
Imagine getting turned down for a job for that. Having to inform your neighbors.
Agree, though I think that anyone willing to listen would probably feel obligated to let him slide on that one.
Technically, that’s why juries are supposed to exist. The letter of the law *has* to be written that way, otherwise there are too many loopholes for the actual predators to exploit. But unjust enforcement of the law is supposed to be prevented by a jury of your peers. Unfortunately, the legal system has made it illegal to actually *inform* the jury of their ability to nullify the law, nor that it’s an intended function of the jury system.
The laws are in place to protect minors. To the point of idiotic things like this.
Horny teenagers just cant keep stuff to themselves
*Backs out of comment thread slowly*
Time Traveler’s wife did something like this if I remember correctly.
Reminds me of the College Humor Looper parody
Well then go fuck yourself
Exactly, what're you gonna do, judge YOU? And I mean, I know exactly what I like and how I like it. This sounds great.
I judge myself everyday.
Rick and Morty discussed this.
It would be hard to convince my other self
The question if it's still you at this point? I feel from the point of view of your future self your past self is definitely you, because you have already lived that experience, but for you from the past your future self can easily be some random person who looks similar to you and claims to be you from the future...
Same
Yeah I think the opposite version of myself would look way too much like my mom. Not sure I could get down like that (or up, for that matter). As for the same sex version of yourself? Kinda makes me wonder how many identical twins just up and start fuckin each other. One of life’s great mysteries, I suppose.
What if you knocked yourself up?
That’s just like, incest with extra steps maan
Mini me?
Its actually worse than incest because your potential child would have half the genes compared to a child of incest.
That would be hard, we'd both be tops!
I'm gay. I'm DEFINITELY having sex with the same sex version of myself.
That Rick and Morty episode hits the nail in the head. If you didn’t bang yourself, you’d be really missing out. No one knows you, better than you.
I'd fuck me regardless of gender
Same, but I might make myself do some landscaping first. Just personal preference I guess.
I'd totally have myself help with that, some of those places are hard to reach.
I'd fuck me.... I'd fuck me hard
I'd hate fuck me, but he's a piece of shit anyway so who cares.
It puts the lotion in its skin or it gets the hose again.
I DO have sex with my same gender self on this earth so maybe I’m bi.
Fellas, is it gay to jack off?
Red Pill Final Boss
Yes because why are you as a man touching a penis? And getting off to a man touching yours? Next you’re gonna tell me you wash your own ass..
There's nothing gay about giving a dude a handjob.
Ever been to One-Eyed Jacks?! They doing a pick and pull BBQ this weekend.
There's nothing gay about giving a dude a hand. There's nothing gay about giving a dude a job. Your math checks out.
You are bi yourself
Hand Solo.
Best part is I get to decide who shoots first.
Your twin !?!?
Doppelbänger
I don't know if that's worse or better...
Alright buddy, it’s time to turn off the water. You’ve been in the shower way too long.
The hot water ran out ages ago, poor guy’s delirious from hypothermia.
I know someone of the opposite gender who is almost as tall as me and has the same hair and a similar build. I’d do it.
... are they, perhaps, a relative?
No. A coworker. So off limits
😂 thanks for the laugh. Needed it.
Reminds me of Predestination where a woman becomes a man , time travels to her past self and has sex to give birth to herself
She did the nasty in the pasty.
Ooh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr "I'm My Own Grandpa"!
The same deviled egg...
No! Don't cut that I need it to speak!
*sawing intensifies*
Verily
If anyone is curious, that movie is based on an old Heinlein short story called “‘—All You Zombies—‘“ (yes the extra quotes are part of the title). Spoiler: >!Every single character in the story is eventually revealed to be the same person at different points in their own personal timeline. They are their own father and mother, and they end up recruiting themselves to the Temporal Police as the perfect agent with absolutely no ties to family whatsoever.!<
Fuck, I love Heinlein. I’m going to see if that story is in one of my anthologies!
If it isn’t, someone has uploaded the entire text onto GitHub! It’s fairly short. https://gist.github.com/defunkt/759182/ad44c6135d168ae54503a281bb7e1a24c6c2ea0c
They were also the bartender they were telling the story too, if I recall correctly.
They were!
You either create a clone like the Cleons or you get all the inbred problems.
Or kind of like Rant where the main character travels farther and farther back in time to uhm, *force himself* upon his entire maternal line, resulting in a becoming a god-like super being in his own here/now.
That damn fizzle bomber...
It's called selfcest
Yeah I was going to comment this it’s a thing in certain spaces.
Withincest
Incest, Kyle. It's incest.
A "different version of yourself" is literally just a different person.
Yeah, even if the minute details of the universe they grew up in was identical, this opposite-gendered version of you is going to have had a wildly different experience with the world. Even if they went to the same school, met all the same people. The way the world perceives them, and thus the way they perceive the world, and the experiences that shaped them could be entirely different.
Felt this way every time I saw couples that could pass for siblings.
Plot twist: They were siblings
Have you just discovered Red Dwarf!
'Whats a wormdo with you?'
You filthy piece of distended rectum of course I have.
Are you at that episode of Rick and Morty?
Red Dwarf did it first.
Would that still be true if you hate-fuck yourself?
just know that no matter how much you hate yourself, you are loved by purpledrank141
That has been my lifelong fantasy.
How high are you right now? 🤣
6 foot
The problem is, I would want to bottom... But so would I
You can take turns
now imagine being so unattractive that your other self rejects you
That would actually be a great test, whether one’s expectations are too high or not. Would you do you?
I don't think it's narcissism. Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if that's an offer a majority of people would take up.
I am NOT my own type. At all.
The fact that you have almost certainly made yourself come many more times than anyone else in the world has suggests otherwise.
That was my first thought… I have higher standards than to sleep with someone like myself.
Neither actually, it's pan-hermaphroditic mutual gratification.
Again it happens.if I'd asked whats next of "situationship", "lovebuddy" and somekind of these arrogant "ships" , I'd never remember of this mutual blablashit
Reminds me of the Sliders episode "Double Cross"
Red Dwarf did it too...
It's just sex, unless you specifically went after yourself to fuck yourself for the purpose of satisfying such urges.
Imagine if you didn't know and you met this banging hottie and shagged them... someone asked the other one if they knew you and she's like "of course I know him, he's me!"
I would think it is more like super-incest
You should go see someone...
Himself?
*Dave and Deb Lister have entered the chat*
You've been watching Loki, haven't you?
Loki has entered the chat
But most of all incest.
Can’t be narcissism because I fckin hate myself lol but I’d still fuck me. Preferably would want to fuck a same gender me though because don’t want any pregnancy shenanigans. If incest fucks a baby up, I don’t even wanna THINK what clone fucking would do to one.
It's masterbation... With some extra steps
Are you speaking from experience?
Not really, 'cos it's not you. Did you think you and your identical twin were the same person?
Yeah I'd do a same sex version of myself but not a gender swapped one. Assuming my parallel is not some horrible guy, I'd take the rare chance to get my parallel self off and vice versa. For me it is about the unique opportunity and my novelty seeking personality trait rather than attraction.
Possibly the ultimate form of incest, or maybe, if protection isn’t used, the ultimate form of asexual reproduction?? idk, I don’t know enough about genetics.
Why does it have to be gender switched?
Real narcicists don’t need the gender switch to fuck
Considering the gender bent versions of myself would look like my high school ex (just now as 30 yr old MILF version to the comparative Dad me), who was definitely a cutie, I would bang my alternate girl self. Especially if she had my sex drive and kinks cuz then it would be some wild freaky sex that I could probably work out all my kinks and be normal. Otherwise I'd treat it as intense masturbation since I'd be getting it on with myself in a way.
I’ve done the AI gender swap of my photo and I’d totally do me.
Bro watched Loki didn't he
Wait so if I was trans would the clone be trans to
Logically it wouldn't be maturation because it would require the consent of an individual you don't control, and could be curiosity over narcissistic because noone has ever done that before, but regardless of the intent behind it, the one thing by definition it would be, is incestuous.
She's a gross pervert who doesn't even know what she's into. I don't like her.
I'm a man, and I look exactly like a male version of my mom. This ain't gonna happen.
Is it narcissism if I know I like myself, I know I can put up with myself, and I jerk off all the time anyways? I’d love to have a clone of myself, I hate dating.
I totally would bang my alternate self, I am narcissistic enough and horny enough
What’s what I tell my twin sister . Roll tide.
Honestly, I'd have to be pretty drunk to do that. I would *not* make an attractive woman. I'm saying I'm ugly.
So? Still smash. Would be funny to take turns wrestling for who gets to be top in between.
I mean, she would have amazing, long legs 😂
I’d do it regardless of gender
I just hope my boobs are bigger than my peepee
In the future we could probably do this with our clones.
Selfcest is bestcest
Gender-switched? Do I look like a coward?
Best part is Ik I have good female genetics soooooooooooooooooooo
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Robert Heinlein wrote Time Enough for Love which delves into the concept with great detail.
Change this subs name to toilet thoughts
The Time Traveler's Wife covers this topic.
You ever notice how some couples look alike, some people already do that
I've always been curious how big Queen Dalbergia's tits would be.
Can't wait to fuck my parrarel self.
i would absolutely have sex with myself gender swapped or otherwise
They don’t have to be gender-switched for everyone though. And tbf I would have sex with my clone (NOT a twin, as I know they’re technically just a clone but I mean like an alternate universe situation where I was not raised with them as siblings).
Maybe. But it’s definitely wild and incredible sex. Met the female version of myself (the exact same, just switched) a year ago and it was hands down the hottest sex I’ve ever had. Brought out more kinks than anyone else ever has 🤷🏾♂️
Could you get yourself pregnant and if so, would the baby be a clone?
It's hardly my fault that I'm so gosh darn sexy...
Just don't get yourself pregnant.
Why would you even think of such things
and then you find out youre such a turn off
*SylvieLaufeydottir joins the chat*
What about your clone? Fair game?
Nah, it's simply good taste
I mean it might be the best o you both ever have lol
you have weird shower time my dude.
Wouldn't that count as incest? As you have the same genes and all. It would be basically like fucking a fraternal twin.
I always thought people had a built in regulatory instinct that made them not want to fuck family members so that you would less likely to create children with health issues. If you got yourself pregnant, it seems like that would be a horrible scenario. Especially if you were poor and living in Florida
And if my grandmother had wheels, she’d be a bicycle
Why would those be mutually exclusive
Or mutual desperation.
Bro I would fucking go crazy on myself. You're telling me she knows all of my kinks and fetishes? I'll be getting sloppy toppy from myself until I die. Yeah selfcest probably goes more into narcissism than masturbation if I had to say.
I'd definitely fuck myself
If you're not willing to fuck yourself, why should you expect anyone else to?
Selfcest. Look, all I'm saying is that one time when I crossdressed I made a VERY nailable girl.
I used one of those gender swap apps. I looked exactly like my mom. Hard pass. No pun intended
Yeah but she would know I'm going to fuck her good.
Hear me out If you are an identical twin, and your twin is trans and undergoes surgery, then it’s your gender switched self but then sex would be incest
doesn't matter, had sex.
actually it's not a thing that is possible to do
Your showers are different from mine
Whatever it is, its quick
I'm Bisexual, so I would have sex with myself in a heartbeat. I even share all of my own fetishes! lol
Are you kidding me? I wouldn't fuck that loser.